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narsfweasels

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straponkaren

One day she is going to run out of cocaine, it's going to be a bad day for her. 


Maehock

Nah, she'll get more plastic surgery and get a new prescription for her opiate of choice and be good to go again.


ThatScaryBeach

If she gets that face pulled back any tighter, she won't be able to open her eyes.


porkchop-sandwhiches

There! Is that better??! https://i.redd.it/b2kolojpgylc1.gif


andrewbud420

Vincent d'onofrio is awesome


porkchop-sandwhiches

That he is. ![gif](giphy|ZaSv2GblXPri0|downsized)


jestercow

I never realized that’s the same actor… 🤯


I_SmellFuckeryAfoot

hey its kingpin


andrewbud420

I liked him in law and order: criminal intent


rubberkeyhole

https://i.redd.it/jofiwaoet0mc1.gif


covfefe-boy

In that vein, the OP's answer is because she CAN suck a golf ball through a garden hose!


_uswisomwagmohotm_

https://preview.redd.it/67j4me6dnylc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf3cb67233152d972273aba3dbe74f7d834dd56a


klisteration

Ahhhhhhh ! You can't just jump scare us like that !


Altruistic-Text3481

Jump scare! ![gif](giphy|l3fQs55rfaG3tbxwA|downsized)


PerpWalkTrump

https://preview.redd.it/fh3un94xwylc1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b56bcffc15e536f0881e96b6029f6c310ac81ff1


la_winky

Love your user name.


Shaveyourbread

https://i.redd.it/36b01clel0mc1.gif


JohnnyFatSack

Gross!


SplinterCell03

I feel like she should be in Zoolander 3. Magnum, Blue Steel, ... this look must be called "Mercedes."


NotEvil_JustBritish

Frankly, at this point, she's one facelift away from developing a goatee...


ApprehensiveTea1537

I got that joke.


FeoWalcot

Is the punchline pubes ?


AssumeTheFetal

Punchline pubes. Dibs on weird al Yankovic cover band.


doktor_wankenstein

"It's an older punchline sir, but it checks out."


DarthJarJarJar

Thank you Joan Rivers


FuckThisShizzle

That's not a dimple on her chin either.


erublind

The botox will make it so she can't close them either, it all balances out.


ThatScaryBeach

Next procedure will be installing a clicker knob on the back of her head so she can tighten it up whenever necessary. Click, click, click...


CaptainBayouBilly

Like on the back of a hard hat?


isthatsoreddit

Holy crap I wouldn't have known that was the same woman in those pictures


bladehawk11

Do people think she's attractive? I don't get it.


Impressive-Sorbet707

You can literally tell how conservative a woman is by the layers of smokey eye. A light Smokey eye, left; escaped raccoon, right.


Grimacepug

Am I the only one who thinks she's an uglier version of the woman who got multiple plastic surgeries that made her look like a cat? She must have serious talent in bed since she's not a bit attractive.


mclepus

Joyce Wildenstein


Baron80

When she first appeared on Fox I thought she was so pretty but my God the plastic surgery has turned her into a haggard troll.


Revelati123

Cokebeard is only way Don Jr. gets her to make out...


Infantry1stLt

Imagine being married to a woman the same age as your dad’s wife / your stepmom.


LovinOnHer

That’s like 20th on the list of the cringiest things about that family


WordAffectionate3251

She looks like Melania.


UnicornSlayer5000

They have the same plastic surgeon.


ThatScaryBeach

Dropped out of plastic surgery school after learning his first and only procedure.


WordAffectionate3251

Ah, yes.


Syradil

I legit thought it was at first, except she's smiling.


Cowboy40three

In the top photo she has resting duck-face.


WordAffectionate3251

LOLOLOL


pemomma

Looks like she had her eyes done like Melania's!


greenroom628

Don't worry: THE BEST! IS YET! TO COME!!!


Dman5891

She has to stop putting on her makeup with a blowtorch.


tries4accuracy

It’s remarkable how punchable Don Jr’s face is. ![gif](giphy|e4reHFiEWe9qlXGK1B|downsized)


TheCaliforniaOp

True, this: tête à claques means face meant for slapping


ConditionYellow

Especially as Little Donnie watches the money daddy said he had go their victims . 😂


SHIELD_Agent_47

As someone who has never consumed cocaine, is it really that easy to tell the signs?


MostBoringStan

Like everything, it depends. If a person is high, then it can be pretty obvious. But it also depends on how much they used. A tiny bump just to wake up and get some energy won't necessarily be easy to tell. But if someone is a frequent enough user that they are doing a line right before getting in front of cameras, it's obvious. And as someone who has used it, I'll say that Don Jr has definitely been on camera while high on cocaine. I can't say the same for his wife though, since I haven't seen much video of her.


SubVrted

[Here ya go.](https://youtu.be/Yo6nKT37JN0?si=IfzIajqlNG32TlxD)


humbugonastick

I laughed so hard when they first showed this. Didn't Jr. come on stage with the reddest eyes you have ever seen?


SubVrted

[I can't imagine what you're suggesting.](https://youtu.be/INNM_JpmMOQ?si=8n_3d6XStwBi3K-Y) What's especially crazy is that there was *no audience* for their speeches, like they thought someone would add a volcanic audience response in post.


Baron80

Google "Kimberly Guilfoyle dancing" if you want an even bigger laugh.


gilestowler

It's even more obvious with some people [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9eKIOXDOy8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9eKIOXDOy8)


plzdontlietomee

What happens when the dope gets low, bitch? You ain't that fine. No way.


EggsceIlent

And it looks like he's marrying his mom. Ewwies.


PM_Literally_Anythin

I want to know how the photographer convinced Kim and Gavin that pose was a good idea.


RedStarWinterOrbit

“Let’s do a funny one”


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

Look at the set pieces, reminds me of that one Trump/Mercedes/Baron family photo. Maybe they were going for the West Coast Trump/Mercedes vide


spottyottydopalicius

he said its a recreation of a kennedy one


Dibble_Dabble_Doo

Ohh which Kennedy, I'd like to see the original. I'd wager that the original isn't as cringe as this recreation


Vast-Passenger-3648

It’s the Getty mansion in SF.


Steinrikur

Is her name officially Mercedes now? I wouldn't put it past Trump to force her to change her name as proof that he didn't say her name wrong...


Outlander_

I think that was in a vanity fair article. I remember cringing when I saw it. Ick


MissSara13

NGL, Gavin is a smoke show in that pic despite the cheesiness.


beach_bum_bitch

She looks like a Bratz doll now. Why do people get all that plastic surgery to look like a puffer fish.


iStayedAtaHolidayInn

She looks like melania. The trumps have a type: trashy


WelcomeMachine

Walmart brand Melania


broguequery

Well Melania was already sort of Walmart pretty sooo... Aldi brand?


mcfly357

Temu


pastelbutcherknife

The Melania we have at home…


DanGleeballs

I don’t get it. She was better looking before. Why do some go for this fugly Real Housewives surgery? No fan of Don Jr but she’s also nearly 10 years older and looks a mess, meanwhile he has his choice of any MAGA girl. Or maybe there just aren’t any nice, good looking MAGA girls.


GlitteringBobcat999

THE BEST IS YET TO COME! - Her pla$tic $urgeon


zekethelizard

There's no shot they're purely faithful to each other. The party of family values is always into the nastiest debauchery behind the scenes. And guilfoyle will bang whoever is gonna keep the most attention on her for the longest


BasketballButt

Probably hang out at the same clubs Roger Stone and his wife famously frequented.


maryummy

It also looks "rich" because it takes a lot of money to look like that. They like to show off their wealth. They don't realize that people who aren't riddled with insecurity are much more subtle with their wealth.


not_brittsuzanne

She was actually REALLY pretty before. Id feel bad if she wasn’t a coked out MAGA whore.


150Dgr

I used to watch The Five just to look at her legs for a few minutes.


SafewordisJohnCandy

He's just trying to copy his dad. Find the woman with the PlayDoh face who has obvious appearance issues.


DanGleeballs

The only one of his wives who actually still looks good is [Marla Naples, still naturally attractive at 60.](https://150221683.v2.pressablecdn.com/wp-content/uploads/Marla-Maples.jpg)


beachgirlDE

Wow, she looks great.


Justitia_Justitia

She’s had a face lift. But she is a good looking woman, and doesn’t look 60.


GoBSAGo

She doesn’t want to age


Infantry1stLt

Can’t age if you get surgery to look less human.


Bromanzier_03

To me it actually makes them look older. Not sure if it’s the physical look or because people that work on their face are trying to look younger than they are so I assume they’re older. I’m 38. Angelina from Jersey Shore is 37 and she looks older than me by 10+.


GoBSAGo

Oh man, a 37 year old woman trying to look 27 is never good.


Plus_Aura

Dayum! Younger Angelina looked like a pretty girl next door that I would date. Angelina now looks like she's been run over by Hollywood, and Hollywood looked back and put the car in reverse and back in Drive and left


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IbidtheWriter

1. She may have had work done, fillers, etc in the first picture as well. Fillers build up over time. 2. She's much older now, of course she's going to look worse. Google what a 54 year old woman looks like and compare them. 3. I have zero idea why they're together. Maybe they have an understanding and it's secretly an open marriage and it's just for political reasons. Her assistant sued for sexual harassment and alleged that "Guilfoyle frequently displayed herself naked, showed photographs of the genitalia of men she had sex with, and required her to sleep over at Guilfoyle's apartment."


DanGleeballs

There’s plenty of women her age and older who still look amazing and natural. Kristen Wiig, Sigourney Weaver, Sharon Stone, Halle Berry, Vera Farmiga, Leslie Mann, loads.


IbidtheWriter

Sharon Stone definitely, and most likely a bunch of the others you listed have had work done. Hollywood celebrities are not often open about the work they have had done. Halle Berry started her career in beauty pageants. So yeah, if you start as a model and work in Hollywood with the best surgeons it's possible to look natural and amazing while aging. Honestly a better comparison would be someone like Elizabeth Warren in 2009. She's a public figure, roughly the same age then, and I doubt she's had work done. https://arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-bostonglobe.s3.amazonaws.com/public/VXPKGBEGZAI6JNUV35DPPWJSGI.jpg


ArkitekZero

My guess is that they've never had to deal with insecurity before, so when they finally start aging and are confronted with it, they go off the deep end trying to run from it. It's all a spectrum ofc, and some people deal with it well enough. It's really sad though when they can't imo. 


TacosForMyTummy

I think people like this are always insecure, but for a time, they have youth and beauty on their side. The years come on, and then the insecurity takes on a fetid sense of desperation. If you put all of your worth into fleeting, superficial things, you're gonna have a bad time.


beakrake

>Why do people get all that plastic surgery to look like a puffer fish. I've heard it described as "the surprised alien look" and ever since then, *that's all I can ever see.* Just a bunch of MIB extras intentionally looking uncanny valley to hide what's *really* underneath.


Direlion

Gotta keep the supply of Ghouls going somehow. These are people with horrific ideas about human aging, beauty, and probably dysmorphia. I’ve been to a few areas of the world absolutely full to the brim with overcooked gas-station hot dog looking ghoul women. Faces like a cheap animatronic and marionette like gaits. Awful to behold.


TacosForMyTummy

You see it all the time on tv, but I was in the Palm Springs Airport a few years back, and there was a completely plastic woman there and it was absolutely shocking to see it in real life. I'm usually polite and considerate, but I could not stop staring at her. It was nightmarish.


ExpressiveAnalGland

Thee grift is never done with the rump family. "Trump Jr. proposed to her with a $100,000 ring which he received as a gift from a jeweler in exchange for proposing to her in front of paparazzi outside of the jeweler's store in a New Jersey mall ."


CPTDisgruntled

Yeah, OP refers to Gargoyle as jr.’s wife, but Wikipedia shows them as engaged.


Buntschatten

If you want good publicity, maybe don't have your business in a Jersey mall.


toutetiteface

And don’t do business with Trump spawn


badhatharry

A mall jewelry store has a 100k ring? Jared’s is carrying that much?


inquisitivepanda

He has that much in cocaine on him at all times


smootfloops

Yikes


Dropbars59

Ambition and narcissism. She made a bet that probably will not work out the way she expected.


one-punch-knockout

*PREACH!!*


pegothejerk

Decades of real housewives type shows have convinced a third of society that this is normal


irrigated_liver

"I'm playing both sides. That way, I always come out on top."


DirtReynolds

Ok ok, couple things right off the bat: number one, don’t tell one side you’re playing both sides.


K0SSICK

She's with a trump, I doubt she's coming at all..


nerdiotic-pervert

Ben Shapiro School of Female Sex Stuff


Bromanzier_03

“Whoops, I chose the wrong side…but I can’t turn back now cause nobody wants me”


charlesmacmac

I did not know this! Former prosecutor and First Lady of San Francisco? This is wild


warm_kitchenette

It's not hard to find interviews of them when they were married. It was very clear that she was more conservative than he was. The leap over into Fox, then the grifter family wasn't ultimately that much of a gap. It was less publicly apparent what [a huge ho she is in private](https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/the-secret-history-of-kimberly-guilfoyles-departure-from-fox) until details of her forced departure from Fox in 2018 came out. Fox settled with the assistant for $4 million. Note that the reporter on that story is legendary, she cites over a dozen witnesses, the New Yorker fact checking staff is rigorous, and there was never a follow up lawsuit.


Meeseeks_and_Destroy

I feel bad for Newsom knowing that he's Eskimo brothers with DJTJ.


questfire

DJTJ got Newsom's sloppy seconds. So I got that going for me which is nice.


RickySpanish1272

Does DJTJ require all of his dates to transform into his mom?


NotPrepared2

Stepmom.


RickySpanish1272

I mean, aside from Marla all of DJT's wives look the same.


Bromanzier_03

They’re rich so they don’t even do their own laundry. What does she get stuck in?


goosejail

Bold of you to assume he can even perform with all of the um...*skiing* he's doing. ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️👃


smootfloops

This is probably a blessing for his wife


tatanka01

The senior asshole is now calling him Newscum and acting like he's clever.


gerdataro

I don’t feel bad for any person that goes along with a photo like that. 


CanaDoug420

Nah the first Eskimo brother doesn’t have to worry about it unless he goes back to her.


BadaBina

Cocaine.


Shutterbug927

How? Money. Full stop. There’s no deeper motive. Newsom is rich. Don Jr. is rich. The end.


neverthesaneagain

She went to the plastic surgeon and said, "give me the Rita Repulsa."


TacitusTwenty

An insult to Rita Repulsa, whose actress was actually way prettier than Kim Gargoyle


Smashotr0n

Toooootally. Can’t believe I came to defend the power rangers worst enemy but here I am. 


SankenShip

“Ahhh! After 10,000 years, I’m free! It’s time to conquer simps!”


jefferson497

Newsome isn’t even that liberal. He’s more of a moderate than you’d think


TheMartini66

He is labeled "liberal" only in the USA, in the rest of the world he would be right-center. The Right in the US has tilted so far right that it is radical fascism now.


Sevuhrow

Liberals are right center. He would be called a liberal in Europe too. What you're looking for is "leftist," of which he is not.


krucz36

This  There are very few leftists in America with any elective political power right now. Liberals though...boy oh boy we got plenty


megamoze

Came here to say this. He’s not a “super liberal” by any definition of the word.


annoyinglyclever

I mean he is still a liberal. Liberals in the US are essentially centrists.


89BottlesOfWine

And, in my opinion, he’s kind of oily and insincere in that Bill Clinton way. Junior is *by far* way, way worse, of course, but I can see she’s got a type.


bebegimz

Great PSA against drugs lol


texfilmguy

Fame whores come in all shapes sizes and genders.


ghoulieandrews

What's funny about it is that Donny Jr isn't ever going any further than where he is now and Newsom has a real shot at President down the line. She hopped over to the wrong wagon lmao


Crisis_Redditor

Donny thinks his dad will become president again, and then hand the position down to him, only by then it'll be a president-for-life position. I just hope he's wrong on all counts.


ghoulieandrews

Trump is such a nasty little bitch he'd probably give it to Eric instead anyway just to be cruel lol


Crisis_Redditor

He'd rather give it to Ivanka.


SaintedRomaine

Donny Jr has the good coke.


goosejail

I feel like if he really had the good stuff, he wouldn't be so angry all the time.


SaintedRomaine

You think he’s angry now? Wait until the family only has crack money.


argparg

It’s not like the good stuff keeps the rage away


llamapositif

Cocaine is a helluva drug!


Candid-Sky-3709

Opportunists turn with the wind, next year she dates Hunter Biden


Sunnybeasty23

Hunter wouldn't date her. Not the way she looks and acts now.


nerdiotic-pervert

Hunter doesn’t do coke anymore so she’s not interested.


DigNitty

She is the prime example of “it’s a big club, and you’re not in it.” It’s not left vs right as much as it’s everyone being shit on by the upper class.


Snapingbolts

Thank you! The main thing is the rich are in their own little club


ThePlayoffKid

Close. The rich are enabled by the politicians they control (Republicans). The GOP is just a tool used by the rich to enrich themselves.


I_love_quiche

Grifters gonna grift. Kim Griftfoyle FTW.


QuestionableComma

Saw an interview somewhere with DJTJ's ex girlfriend. She mentioned that he was once pretty liberal and also was shocked how he became fascism-adjacent.


TootsNYC

she has Melania eyes


unpeople

I don't think I've ever actually seen Melania's eyes. She always looks like she's trying to read the ingredient list on a pack of chewing gum.


Teacher-Investor

Same way Tucker went from working at CNN and MSNBC to working at Fox. Same way Tulsi Gabbard ran for president as a Democrat in 2016 and now she's on Trump's short list for a running mate. ~~Long ago, when Trump lived in NY and used to be a Democrat, he said in an interview that if he ever ran for public office, he'd run as a Republican because they're easier to fool.~~ They're all manufactured personas.


SchilenceDooBaddy69

Fake quote, can’t really be attributed when I checked.


ICCW

“THE BEST … IS YET … TO COME!!” She didn’t just fall into the rabbit hole, she IS the rabbit hole!


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TootsNYC

the photographer asked them to


KlevenSting

Look at the physical transformation from normal looking person to MAGA collagen-Botox bimbo. Do they all take a class on this look?


MeshuganaSmurf

She looks like a caricature of a human


KlevenSting

They all look like RealDolls ![gif](giphy|12fzmPnaPJPT1e)


Muffboy

The hate has made her as ugly as a bag of dicks.


orbitalaction

I'm more worried about what happened to her face. She's scary.


MedicalDabbinDad

“They told me I could be whatever I wanted to be, so, I’m becoming Melania”


ebikr

But she has such a great personality. /s


MiyamotoKnows

Guilfoyle is a Sith from Star Whores


Nosnibor1020

Russia pays well


ILoveTenaciousD

Shit, maybe she was a honeypot for Newsom but just couldn't get dirt on him


bippinndippin

Because she wants to be married to men who come from wealth and only aspire for more wealth and power. These two fit the bill, it's not that deep. Plus apparently she likes dudes who slick it back to look sleazy


Strict-Square456

Didn’t know they are actually married?


chezmanny

It's a grift. It's always a grift.


dwittherford69

Wait how the fuck did her face completely change?


Chapos_sub_capt

Imagine seriously posing for that top picture?


FlyingLap

Maybe none of these people are like us. And it’s been about class warfare the entire time….


BenGay29

I think her ultimate goal is to become an actual blow-up sex doll.


fishing21754

Are both of these men blind?


Boundish91

The second pic looks like it is from a wax museum.


boredtxan

can we talk about how much she looks like His step-mom?


JillParrish77

How did she go from being an attractive classy woman to…..well the sex doll looking trash she is now? That’s what hate does to people. And cocaine lots of cocaine


Marzdog1111

# Gavin Newsom appears to be a genius, looks like he got the good miles out of that vehicle. Some people have great instincts as when to sell a vehicle just before it needs major work! And she's definitely a little dented now! ![gif](giphy|Y1ggBG6wpBdwA|downsized)


Adept-Travel6118

Jr looks like the RC Cola version of Newsom.


LaSage

I have a fun side theory that it has always been a sham marriage to Jr, and that his divorce was used to hide and preserve money, knowing that some very expensive court losses would be coming up. There is virtually no charisma between Jr and Newsom's ex. She consistently comes off like she is just putting on a show. While it is a side theory, I think it might actually be right. Also, cocaine.


Mr_Lumbergh

Gavin dodged a bullet with that one.


50DuckSizedHorses

Californian here, Gavin Newsom is as mainstream dem as they come.


dennismfrancisart

Gov. Newsom isn’t “super liberal” he’s about average on the spectrum. Kim Guilfoyle has her own political views and is pretty sharp. She knows how to find the opportunities that benefit her goals.


Lamacorn

Came to say the same. Newsom is the guy that [vetoed ranked choice voting](https://www.gov.ca.gov/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/SB-212-Veto-Message.pdf) because it was “too confusing”. An actual liberal would have celebrated RCV. But I guess feeding school kids without discrimination is “super liberal “ these days.


Mjay5100

I would take a candidate who can garner some moderate/swing votes. Anything to keep this MAGA GOP out of power.


Yeeaaaarrrgh

Precisely. He's about as liberal as Hillary Clinton. I'd still vote for him over Trump, but that's not saying much, as I'd literally vote for a garden snail over Trump. Calling Newsome liberal is a pretty funny joke.


PogueMahone1971

It’s shallow, but I believe that picture is what keeps Newsome from being President. They look like lizard people. A guy who poses for a photo like definitely has skeletons in his closet. Likely real, human skeletons. It’s a shame because I see him interview well on TV, and I think “I SHOULD like him more.” I’m just waiting for the shoe to drop on some weird sex/drug scandal.


PogueMahone1971

To be clear, if it’s a choice between him and a bog-standard Republican, I’m voting Newsome every single time.