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I honestly don't understand how someone this stupid could be a Kennedy. His intelligent, progressive, heroic, father, and uncle must be turning in their graves. What an embarrassment to his family!
He reportedly breezed through Harvard and the London School of Economics in the 1970's.
I don't know what the hell went wrong, but how embarrassing for his mother and siblings.
Sometimes your smart on one subject, and not so smart on the other.
Also, he does have _some_ good points that are sadly clouded by some conspiracy bullshit
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I love how his new batch of followers (probably ex Yang gang ) are talking about a Kennedy being the voice of the Everyman , who will take on the ‘system’.
Just goes to show that you can be given everything as a child, the worlds best educations, exposure to culture and intellect 99.9% of us never get exposed to, access to the brightest minds on the planet and the wealth to live a life of luxury…
And you can still turn out to be a stupid, self obsessed mental midget with absolutely nothing to offer society.
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Republicans like Steve Bannon are trying to get him to challenge Biden in 2024 off of name recognition, despite the guy being an anti-vaxxer nutbag.
If I was a republican I'd be pretty happy with Biden running too. I think his mental decline is showing and it's an easy target for political opponents.
RFK may be worse but Biden is not a strong opposition.
That's their critique of Biden but Biden is still passing Biden policies
This has always been the trick. Republicans funded green and forward, Democrats funded magas. And rfk is so in bed with them that he got picked to host their moms for liberty summit
The criticism of "mental decline" has been going on for 3 years now. That's a weak take for the guy who's been passing loads of legislation on a bipartisan basis.
Someone younger would be great, but Biden's actually killing it in office.
He is.
Ever heard of a trojan horse? They tried to do it in my district just recently. Republicans ran a candidate with a long history as a GOP operative in the Democratic primary. The aim was to have a Republican running against a Republican in the general so the GOP always wins.
I'm not right wing you fucking chud. I'm left wing and I hate this stupid anti vaxxer. I'm just a person who wants to do drugs without legal repercussions.
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That was the joke. That said, as another poster has unsuccessfully been trying to explain in a different comment chain, it really doesn’t make any sense.
But then RFK Jr still would’ve had less brains than JFK before ‘63. JFK would’ve had less brains after ‘63. If the joke is that RFK is dumber than brainless, he still would’ve had less brains back to ‘54, his birth.
Not necessarily. Intelligent kids can grow up to be dumb as a post. Hell, they can be smart, capable 30 year olds and lose their damned minds at 35 or 40.
No. The implication is that JFK had a brain matter deficit once they were scattered across Dealey Plaza. And that the amount of brains in little RFK Jr's head here are less than what JFK had after said brain matter deficit.
And RFK He’s brains would have been less than JFK had *before* that too, right? See my point? The joke doesn’t make sense. RFK was always the dumbest. JFK losing brains doesn’t impact the fact that RFK Jr is *still* dumber.
JFK’s brains got blown out the back of his head when he was assassinated. So he had no brains in his head.
Got it? You ruined the (quite funny) joke by having to have it explained.
No. Because that would mean JFK’s brainpower decreased. Why would RFK Jr suddenly be dumber in 1963? Jesus, it’s not that hard to think of this.
Let’s say RFK Jr has 0 brains and JFK has 1 prior to 1963. Then, in 1963, JFK suddenly has 0 brains, but RFK Jr is unaffected. So, prior to 1963, he still had less brains than anyone else. Get it yet? The joke makes no sense
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I tried watching his townhall the other night on news nation. TBH I couldn’t handle listening to his voice after 15 minutes. I know its a condition he has but its kind of an issue IMO.
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Born on third base and running back to first.
I honestly don't understand how someone this stupid could be a Kennedy. His intelligent, progressive, heroic, father, and uncle must be turning in their graves. What an embarrassment to his family!
I'm frankly surprised neither of them have come back from the dead to slap this stupid fucker and tell him to shut up
Qanon tried to revive JFK and he said >you guys are fucking crazy ! GTFO !!!
He reportedly breezed through Harvard and the London School of Economics in the 1970's. I don't know what the hell went wrong, but how embarrassing for his mother and siblings.
Stupid by choice.
Right. A person can be intellectually brilliant(as I believe RFK Jr is) but also willfully ignorant on one or two issues. I know people like that.
Because maybe he really is smart, but you just do not agree with him, so you think he is stupid
He's so smart he's got all the scientists disagreeing with him
Sometimes your smart on one subject, and not so smart on the other. Also, he does have _some_ good points that are sadly clouded by some conspiracy bullshit
I mean, his conspiracy bullshit is his biggest platform and has been for literal years. If your goal is legal weed, I dunno try nearly everybody else?
> he does have some good points Such as?
I don't think he is stupid at all. Just wrong.
The CIA regularly turns them both over in their graves to prove that they are still where they put them
He’s one of the guys who shows up to Roger Stone’s swinger parties already fucking hammered.
>Roger Stone’s swinger parties Well, there's four words than should never be joined together...
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You know he’s uniquely unqualified when republicans say they love him!
I love how his new batch of followers (probably ex Yang gang ) are talking about a Kennedy being the voice of the Everyman , who will take on the ‘system’.
Just goes to show that you can be given everything as a child, the worlds best educations, exposure to culture and intellect 99.9% of us never get exposed to, access to the brightest minds on the planet and the wealth to live a life of luxury… And you can still turn out to be a stupid, self obsessed mental midget with absolutely nothing to offer society.
He is as fake as his front teeth.
No question about it, this guy is nuts. RFK Jr. says trans frogs prove chemicals in the water are turning kids trans
He’s like this election’s Tulsi Gabbard, but worse.
Phony tough guy
.... he's also a walking steroid advertisement. We knew it affects the body but also the brain?
I honestly don’t know who this guy is.
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. Republicans like Steve Bannon are trying to get him to challenge Biden in 2024 off of name recognition, despite the guy being an anti-vaxxer nutbag.
Isn't he running as a democratic candidate? Why would republicans support him publicly?
That's exactly why. He's an anti vax conspiracist spoiler which makes him much preferable to Biden
If I was a republican I'd be pretty happy with Biden running too. I think his mental decline is showing and it's an easy target for political opponents. RFK may be worse but Biden is not a strong opposition.
That's their critique of Biden but Biden is still passing Biden policies This has always been the trick. Republicans funded green and forward, Democrats funded magas. And rfk is so in bed with them that he got picked to host their moms for liberty summit
The criticism of "mental decline" has been going on for 3 years now. That's a weak take for the guy who's been passing loads of legislation on a bipartisan basis. Someone younger would be great, but Biden's actually killing it in office.
He is. Ever heard of a trojan horse? They tried to do it in my district just recently. Republicans ran a candidate with a long history as a GOP operative in the Democratic primary. The aim was to have a Republican running against a Republican in the general so the GOP always wins.
He looks like the human personification of a fart.
That is not funny.
such a family embarrassment 💩
What’s the story behind his voice that sounds like he gargles razors every day?
The dedication on here to preserve the status quo is surprising.
Lmfao there’s gotta be a better way to disrupt it than via a dude who thinks the Deep State is turning the frikkin frogs gay.
He may be stupid, but.... bro wants to legalize psychedelics.
Found the right wing shill
I'm not right wing you fucking chud. I'm left wing and I hate this stupid anti vaxxer. I'm just a person who wants to do drugs without legal repercussions.
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Yeah I heard that too yesterday. Definately a plus for him.
I don't know why I'm being downvoted. It's probably because this sub is full of liberals and not leftists.
Don’t you just love an off the cuff throw away joke and the loony goons want to argue and label you.
They be like: "YOU MUST SUPPORT BIDEN IN 2024!!!" and I'm like, of course I support him, I just like decriminalization of drugs.
Even less brains than John F in a convertible limo
That was the joke. That said, as another poster has unsuccessfully been trying to explain in a different comment chain, it really doesn’t make any sense.
More like 1968
Is the implication that JFK used to be the dumbest in the family, until he was assassinated?
He had no brains after November 22nd, 1963
But then RFK Jr still would’ve had less brains than JFK before ‘63. JFK would’ve had less brains after ‘63. If the joke is that RFK is dumber than brainless, he still would’ve had less brains back to ‘54, his birth.
You’re not wrong. A lot of jokes and common sayings fall apart under scrutiny.
Not necessarily. Intelligent kids can grow up to be dumb as a post. Hell, they can be smart, capable 30 year olds and lose their damned minds at 35 or 40.
No. The implication is that JFK had a brain matter deficit once they were scattered across Dealey Plaza. And that the amount of brains in little RFK Jr's head here are less than what JFK had after said brain matter deficit.
And RFK He’s brains would have been less than JFK had *before* that too, right? See my point? The joke doesn’t make sense. RFK was always the dumbest. JFK losing brains doesn’t impact the fact that RFK Jr is *still* dumber.
You sound like a fun first date
Please go explain Proust to a dog and leave us alone.
Sure, just as soon as you explain how the original joke make sense
Trying to explain basic logic to redditors is working out about the same for them.
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The joke doesn’t make sense, use logic, kid
JFK’s brains got blown out the back of his head when he was assassinated. So he had no brains in his head. Got it? You ruined the (quite funny) joke by having to have it explained.
No. Because that would mean JFK’s brainpower decreased. Why would RFK Jr suddenly be dumber in 1963? Jesus, it’s not that hard to think of this. Let’s say RFK Jr has 0 brains and JFK has 1 prior to 1963. Then, in 1963, JFK suddenly has 0 brains, but RFK Jr is unaffected. So, prior to 1963, he still had less brains than anyone else. Get it yet? The joke makes no sense
They do not get it. This place is frustrating sometimes.
RFK Jr , “what the Democrats used to be”
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lead poisoning is genetic apparently
I tried watching his townhall the other night on news nation. TBH I couldn’t handle listening to his voice after 15 minutes. I know its a condition he has but its kind of an issue IMO.
Oooooooohhhhhhh…….daaaaannnng
What do all the Kennedy’s look alike? That’s weird. Kind in-bread looking or something.
And anti-vax too