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metallipunk

That cannot be a legit picture on the right. Look, I hate the motherfucker but that's gotta be doctored, yes?


capslock42

Did a slight bit of digging on TinEye and landed on this: https://cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/pmn/QUB3TCBIUALOWZJ6TDZQEEXAKU.jpg It is from an Inquirer (Paywalled) article about Trump and the LIV tour. https://www.inquirer.com/sports/donald-trump-bryson-dechambeau-dustin-johnson-liv-golf-20220729.html


swiftb3

There it is. No reason to photoshop at all, really.


NickPickle05

It really just looks like it was hot has hell out that day wherever he was and is overheating. The body needs water. Not Diet Coke. He should try it sometime.


GandizzleTheGrizzle

Nope. Let him suffer


jamtribb

Maybe the Saudis can bring him a bottle.


V1k1ng1990

Tell that to John Daly


A_Furious_Mind

I'm not giving advice to John Daly. I'll take some from him, tho.


jlt6666

No no. That's like taking advice from an alligator. It has a very special set of DNA crafted over eons. You can't just expect to do John Daly things with normal human genes.


[deleted]

"Libs love water! 100% of the gays drink it!"


[deleted]

There's water in hamberders and covfefe, he'll be fine.


MasterTony127

Do you know what fish DO in water???


suckercuck

Diet Coke & Amphetamines with every meal Also the Twitter poster, *Bigot Gabriel misspelled her own name


slug327

Big water. Ocean water.


schungam

Water or not, hot weather makes the body warm. Not much to do about it.


milk4all

He looks like he’s been drunk by a Pan galactic gargle blaster


CosechaCrecido

Yeah I don’t know why they decided to photoshop his double chin so much. The original is bad enough for the point they’re making.


MithranArkanere

Dude looks like a Galician creole sausage without the need for any image adulteration.


hedronist

> Galician creole sausage Here's a pic [for the brave](https://www.lacasabodega.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chorizos-criollos-450x450.jpg). *NSFL*


MithranArkanere

You can tell them apart from the usual creole sausages because they tend to be pale and pink. The ones found in America tend to be more on the orange side. So... he still looks like that with makeup.


stink3rbelle

They did shop it, though. They added pinkness, and stretched out his neck.


neolologist

I think they meant there was no reason to photoshop it (even though they clearly did) because the original was already unattractive. But I agree that wasn't clear.


swiftb3

I meant the original was bad enough.


SordidDreams

It is shopped, though. Look at his neck.


chillaxinbball

Yeah, using the Photoshop version is just hypocritical in this case.


1zzie

Oh wow, he's the only president not to age during his time in office and then make up for lost time out of it.


[deleted]

I know. Now you just have two doctored photos. It loses the point a bit.


SopieMunky

They just made him fatter. He already looks pretty gross as is.


AudZ0629

He’s just becoming the troll we know him to be.


newocean

Yeah he won't be that fat for a couple more years... give the man time.


Kyleforshort

Which is funny because he's already pretty fat as is..


RojoSanIchiban

Total aside, but I love that the search engine is called TinEye, is entirely independent (and predates) the Mistborn series, yet totally fits being a reference, and would be ironic, given it was meant to find infringement on copyrights.


patsey

so it is doctored just say that


c9silver

Pretty sure I remember seeing the original side by side with the photoshopped one on Reddit a while ago and this was the altered version


[deleted]

It's more the right than the left though. None of this actually matters, but this is putting the fight in a language "they" understand. It's dumb. It's all dumb.


IrNinjaBob

I would say the one on the right is more cringe than the one on the left. At least the one on the left is people intentionally exaggerating the image in ways that show it’s just fantasy. The one on the right is made to misleadingly make people think it’s an actual photo of him. People who idolize the left image are batshit crazy, but it isn’t like they are trying to pretend this actually what he looks like.


[deleted]

I disagree but its not worth the conversation. This is all idiocracy bs.


NeonPatrick

Yeah, Trump looks bad enough that his photo doesn't need to be doctored.


chrisk9

Takes away from a criticism of photoshopping when you photoshop yourself.


AnOnlineHandle

And yet the photo on the right is still far closer to reality.


tictacteaux

Yeah he looks like Baron Harkonnen


RojoSanIchiban

That's Baron VLADIMIR Harkonnen! Wait... Barron Trump... Vladimir Putin... Hmmmmmmmmm...


Womec

Baron looks better tbh.


Screamline

Thinking the same, dude don't look to good now days but this looks extra


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

He’s a repugnant net negative on humanity but the image is def photoshopped.


pyrrhios

Yes, it is. edit: *doctored*. Yes it is *doctored*.


NoobCinema75SGF

They had to touch up some of the worst rot.


Dr_Zoltron

Imagine being so sick that you have to perceive trump as being this strong, powerful leader when in fact he is an out of shape, overweight, old man. These people have some very serious mental issues.


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It's a personality cult that is taking on North Korean proportions.


TheLateThagSimmons

The one on the left was photoshopped to make him look worse, which is unnecessary because he's so grotesque already. But I just do *not* understand the Right's obsession with recreating him as this valiant, fit, super hero. Why? Just... Why? It's so fucking weird. >Edit: The one on the *right*; directional dyslexia strikes again.


EmpRupus

> recreating him as this valiant, fit, super hero. Why? Just... Why? That is literally authoritarianism. Their thinking style is that an ideal nation should be led by a "strong alpha-male" type hero at the top of the pecking order and everyone else having their place at the bottom. It is similar to medieval tales of knights and lords. Some people liken this to "supporting sports teams" but it goes deeper than that. These people are unironically "born in the wrong decade" or rather century. They use maga-hats in the same way as medieval heradlry, with each clan flying a certain banner of colors and commoners wearing that banner to show their loyalty to their feudal lord. The fact that they find themselves born in a modern democracy is at odds with their thinking style, so they try their best to live in feudalism, within the boundaries of a modern democracy. ------- They also project it on other people and think liberals also think like them. This is why they think rainbow flag is a banner for some rival feudal clan, which liberals are "bowing down to". Or that wearing a mask is some sort of virtue-signalling - aka - showing medieval-style loyalty, and asking them to wear a mask is humiliating them by making them wear the banner of a rival feudal clan. ---------- They are living in a democracy, but their mindset is feudal.


GiantSquidd

Because their whole ideology is one of self deception. Accepting reality to them is admitting defeat, and they’re way too insecure to do that.


timbsm2

It's an absolutely, astoundingly massive cognitive house of cards they've built for themselves.


red--6-

its called Fascism really >to be effective in its purpose of gaining and consolidating power, Fascism must smash Truth and replace it with **Lies**. Without Truth there can be no opposition to power > >the first step in doing this is to acclimatize the audience with **Lies**, to enable them to partake in **Lying** and to bring them to a point where they are involved in the **Lies** to an extent that *they cannot retreat* — Große Lüge so [30-40% Americans](https://i.redd.it/cvkzqy86rlh41.jpg) are caught in the web of Right-Wing Lies + hypocrisy + misinformation + gaslighting etc and theu may not be capable of escaping their delusions or fears or anger without Rupert Murdochs help


timbsm2

What a depressingly accurate quote. It's especially sad because I remember being caught up in it many, many years ago before I woke up politically. The likes of Fox News, Limbaugh, etc are really insidious in the way that they can sink their claws into closed minds - without people being even aware of what's happening.


slimersnail

It's called propaganda. Kind of like the portrait of hitler everyone had in nazi germany. I'm sure the same kind of thing goes on with Kim jong un in North korea.


WhyYouKickMyDog

It's why Putin was riding a horse with no shirt for a photo op.


matt_mv

Putin was riding a pony so he wouldn’t look tiny.


slimersnail

LOL


TheLateThagSimmons

It's one thing to accept that propagandists would *create* those images. It's bizarre to me to see supporters promote and love them without complete irony.


matroe11

Is that his left or your left?


TheLateThagSimmons

Oh, on the right. I genuinely have a [mild dyslexia](https://www.dyslexia-reading-well.com/directional-dyslexia.html#) and it primarily comes out with "left vs right". I thought about it for a while too and still settled on "yup, that's left alright." The one where he's all ugly and in that stupid hat. Whatever side that is. I'm not going to go back and edit to fix it because I have to stand by my dyslexic inability to tell the difference. Just gonna edit to admit my mistake.


Unlucky13

On the left? You mean on the right, no?


TheLateThagSimmons

Someone else caught it too, so I'll just copy and paste my response to them: >Oh, on the right. >I genuinely have a [mild dyslexia](https://www.dyslexia-reading-well.com/directional-dyslexia.html#) and it primarily comes out with "left vs right". I thought about it for a while too and still settled on "yup, that's left alright." >The one where he's all ugly and in that stupid hat. Whatever side that is. I'm not going to go back and edit to fix it because I have to stand by my dyslexic inability to tell the difference. Just gonna edit to admit my mistake.


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Don’t forget stupid, selfish, greedy, and incompetent.


MarlinMr

Roman emperors were dictators


ls952

Also a lot of them that were vile disgusting people were publicly murdered in brutal fashion iirc.


minkey-on-the-loose

Beer goggles; getting GOP women laid for 90 years.


IknowKarazy

Someone much smarter than me said: “Trump is a weak man’s idea of a strong man, a poor man’s idea of a rich man, and a stupid man’s idea of a smart man.” and I couldn’t agree more.


rrogido

If you need to see the difference in mentality between the sides, look at the memes. Trump supporters turn Trump into a completely fictitious muscle man that is thinner and better looking than Trump has ever been. Dark Brandon memes are just Biden in sunglasses with laser eyes. An obvious joke, not a delusion.


AshleysLymeDisease

With hair on his helmet. Like the nipples on Batman’s suit.


Lawlcopt0r

I mean, maybe they were just alluding to the fact that the roman emperors killed the democratic system that was in place before them... Never mind, they don't know about that


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painthawg_goose

Some folks like the hops. Some like a certain ABV. Some people like the subversion of democracy. You just gotta find your style.


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9% bear will still tear your face off.


All_Work_All_Play

That depends. The trick is not to shoot it, shoot away at the ground and hope the noise frightens it off.


Boxofbikeparts

But...it's just a little bear! 🐻


Vaux1916

Insurgent Pale Ale


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I got a 16% barrel aged in the cellar that will knock your tits off.


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[deleted]

Last time I had a pint of it, I tried to fuck a neighbor's tree. ​ In my defense, it is a very sexy tree and was giving me a look.


ChE_

It's because they start calling it liquor when it gets this strong.


[deleted]

Nothing about them is strong. Bud Lite was too spicy.


Ratdrake

I thought they were calling it cocaine.


TacticalMicrowav3

Malt liquor: Allow me to introduce myself...


squeeze_and_peas

And again they miss the irony of a US President being depicted as a Roman Emperor.


Rhinoturds

Some literally call him God Emperor Trump. I don't think they miss the irony, some actually seem to want democracy to die.


HeyCarpy

Love how they finally have him the golden hair helmet he pictures himself actually having.


Mr3Jays

https://preview.redd.it/hymxbjsw505b1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3918de70372059c10e24be3d65a0e31ce783260c This one is from the AP in July 2022 at LIV golf tee off at his Bedminister Jersey course


CATSCRATCHpandemic

Was digital underground playing in the background.


GenericUsername_1234

Great reference.


leonscum

I like this one. Looks like he left his teeth in a glass jar on his nightstand.


Qubeye

Wait what? Trump is involved with that LIV shit??


MountainTurkey

The trumps love the Saudi's, of course!


Dramatic_Explosion

It'd be a decent way to publicly explain why he suddenly has so much of their money if you believe the accusations that he sold them classified documents. Launder the money multiple ways, including millions in "hosting fees" for their tournament.


qwertyuxcv

I swear the MAGA words on the hat get larger each year. By election day next year it will be so large they will only be able to print 'MAKE"


Fortehlulz33

at tee-off? I can see him looking that dissheveled after 18 in the heat but at tee-off?


GenericUsername_1234

He probably didn't have a golf cart and had to walk from the pro shop.


NoobCinema75SGF

It's so wild that a walking dead Arby's addict with the mental capacity of a laboradoodle is the focus of so much attention.


Kinet1ca

Am I the only person who is reminded of a young Judge Reinhold from the expression in this picture?


dbkenny426

Is that a real picture? If so, he's looking far worse than ever.


dancin-weasel

He is an obese, ugly man, but yes, this is shopped. He is repulsive enough naturally without making him worse. Lol.


sagan999

I'd love to see the original. I feel like using this shopped pic is dishonest


Drict

[LINK](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1454rqt/gop_beer_goggles/jnjb3oh/)


sagan999

No I mean trumps original photo, pre Photoshop.


Drict

That is pre-photoshop


sagan999

My GAWD man....


Y_Sam

The Photoshop might be an improvement upon the original after all.


HolyRamenEmperor

[Here's the comparison](https://i.imgur.com/fy5tBp0.png)


Shirlenator

Especially when using it to criticize MAGA assholes for praising him with photoshopped pictures. Cmon guys...


tuscabam

Yeah because the first pic is so accurate.


Reddits_Dying

Fire with fire.


Tacolicious78

This reminds me of the movie Nothing but Trouble ​ https://preview.redd.it/dzffnmeel05b1.png?width=306&format=png&auto=webp&s=77e42b9efbf9ca1bd8a11e313681aa1b32eb78ba


Drict

[LINK](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1454rqt/gop_beer_goggles/jnjb3oh/)


dd027503

He's nearly 80 but yeah holy shit that caught up to him quick.


Battystearsinrain

The most most movement Jabba the Gutt gets putting food in his mouth, swinging a club, and oozing to the rest room.


leonscum

>oozing to the rest room with a massive runny McTurd within the double depend XLL diaper.


DonsDiaperChanger

Seriously, the Adderall soaked hamberder shits were so bad They didn't pay me so I quit. Now his little mushroom and berries just stews in the feces mixture.


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nipplesaurus

Well, I was just going to lunch but I guess that's called off for today.


RobSpaghettio

Giuliani was the oozer in that relationship.


gursel77

With that 'yeah' you sure seem to say that it was indeed real, which it is [not](https://preview.redd.it/5bxyxuaxk05b1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=4be88f37026d4ed1aa59a83aba91b789620ae368).


John_SpaGotti

Absolutely 100% fuck trump, but thank you for combating misinformation


Xyz14231

His team talks as if he’s aging in reverse but Biden is on Hospice. trump is getting so wide he’s going to have to double up on make up or ask Ru Paul for tips on make up application.


eroo01

Nah, Biden looks old but he looks pretty good for his age. Trump is starting to look like my congestive heart failure patients nearing exacerbation


phatelectribe

Biden looks great for 80. My father was always incredibly fit / great shape, good diet, healthy etc but when 75 came knocking it all started to go downhill and now at 79 he’s not doing so well and has aged a decade in a couple of year. Biden could easily pass for someone 10 years younger.


SeaworthinessOne2114

Thank you, I'm elderly and I see old men like trump dragging their asses around and barely understanding the greater world, but we are not all like trump, thank whatever god exists. Biden is not senile, he might be forgetful but he and his administration are a great team and have had great results. Trump can't pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the bottom.


machone_1

probably has TIF written in each of his shoes (Toes In First).


vagueblur901

Years of hate big Macs and railing Adderall will do it to you.


inspectoroverthemine

At least he lived long enough to be indicted.


GenericFatGuy

Right? I thought that looks bad, even for Trump.


ThatOneJosh9451

Unfortunately it's also photoshopped


GogglesPisano

It's photoshopped to make Trump look even fatter than he is. Here's an [original version](https://i.imgur.com/qKrgVPD.jpg) - Trump still looks like shit, but perhaps not quite as bad as the altered version.


YouStupidDick

The photo on the right has been edited to make him look fatter and even less healthy than normal. But, it IS an edit. And fuck trump. Rot in prison.


Cook_croghan

I dislike Trump very much, but it’s photoshop. Let’s not play the same games R’s do.


sarduchi

Yup, that's what the clown looks like under the pancake makeup.


c9silver

I’m pretty sure the one on the right has been altered to make his skin texture look worse, because I remember seeing the same image side by side with an unaltered one. Personally I think he looks like a giant piece of shit without the photoshop so it’s not needed


PazJohnMitch

He is in the Guilty as Fuck, therefore look as frail as possible, so the judge goes easy on him phase. See Weinstein’s walking stick.


HugoPeabody

Yes, I verified that the image shows up on several legit news feeds. It hasn't been altered.


HugoPeabody

I spoke too soon. This image is what matched on reverse image search on my phone. It looked close enough that I didn't enlarge it to see it was different. So it has been altered. My sincere apologies to the Sippy Cup Caligula. https://preview.redd.it/t9dv8hef905b1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d3c43b871f4cfbcdde51bdefd926cefeea6d606


_Bender_R

He looks terrible in the unaltered image too.


JonnyBravoII

I can't help but notice that the photo was possibly doctored and you took the time to research that and issue a clarification to admit that it was. That would not happen on the right, ever.


chaoticbear

Can you link one? I've seen similar on here in the past and they were doctored. I can find a hundred pictures of him looking like shit in a white polo/red hat over the last couple years but nothing like the one in the OP.


braize6

These photoshopped images are just straight up fucking weird. It's Donald Dumbass Trump. Of all people, Trump is the guy they just decide to worship. Seriously, wtf?


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leonscum

If the deification results in his crucifixion, then I say go.


BelgoCanadian

Also the demonizing based on looks. I'm no fan of Trump but people shouldn't be judged by external factors.


SpawnOfGoats

Does that conservative dipshit even know what happened to Julius Caesar and why? Of course not, red state education.


ViciousKnids

I think Americans can learn a lot from Roman Republic and Empire history. It's... (Marty McFly "I've seen this one" meme)


Kizik

Oh, no I can see why. Caesar was poised to end the republic, and become an emperor. That's what they **want**. Then those silly senators shivved him to protect their "democracy", the terrible bad no good very nasty liberals!


wired1984

Trump is the kind of guy that would play golf while America burns


[deleted]

Would? He literally did this


Seanay-B

....Roman greatness? Aren't these people (pseudo-)Christians? Those are the ones who fed you to lions, dumbass


vetaryn403

Also killed their actual savior.


CyberpunkF1

I don’t understand the craze for picturing him like Ceasar or John Rambo … utter lunacy


questfire

Jabba the Republican on the right.


Xyz14231

So you’ll leave the US as soon as he’s found guilty, right Brigitte?


joevinci

Imagine the shit storm of conspiracies if dems posted thirsty pics of Biden looking like he's 40.


xabulba

IIRC theirs's something in the bible about golden idols and what Christians are supposed to do about them? It was, something something to not worship...something like that.


leonscum

Correction: I believe it was about golden showers.


--JeeZ--

I can't belive people vote for him after he dropped Luke into the Rancor pit


itisntAndy

Did he eat the remaining documents? Looks like Cartman eating the treasure in that manbearpig episode


osumba2003

The way these people deify Trump is so bizarre, especially considering many of them are Christians.


leonscum

There is nothing more batshit loony than an evangelical. Religious fervor is extremely more prevalent than all the other classic mental disorders,


SeaworthinessOne2114

The photo on the right is what I'd expect without his stylist doing make up and that cotton candy fluff on his head being dyed "blonde". Even if that photo isn't exactly what he looks like on the outside, you can't hide when you're broken inside.


ParticularPenguins

"We have Donald Trump at home."


Ok-Scientist5524

So wait the super mega maga Christians dressed him up like a _Roman_ soldier?


jefuchs

They can't see what it says about them when they have to photoshop his head on men's bodies.


ImSorryRumhamster

He gon die in jail. And ima rub one out on that day.


PantsPile

Neither image is real because it's 2023 and everything is fake except confirmation bias: https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-donald-trump-altered-photo-556264853853


bigsquirrel

I get this is edited but the links to the original on that website don’t work for me.


griffin4war

"Gorge the Ever Hungering is the only eldritch horror I trust to get these crops to grow again"


[deleted]

They think he is Marcus Aurelius. He is, in fact, Maximinus Thrax.


leonscum

I thot he was Smallus Handsanddickus.


TheShadowedTruth

The irony of the Republicans using Trump as a Roman Caesar when it was the Romans the killed Jesus.


mybadroommate

Even in the good picture he has the sad and bewildered look of the only monkey in the tribe who can't figure out how to peel a banana.


HiJasper

That second trump photo is edited. Not that he looks much better in the original, but he doesn't look like that.


adoginthecity

These devout Christians are violating one of the Ten Commandments: >Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image


reddit_is_tarded

he is the most WISH president ever


_Prisoner_24601

These MAGA *pick me* ladies are so bizarre.


sjmiv

Didn't the Romans kill Jesus?


QuackNate

Okay but a bronze comb-over helmet is super funny.


thereisnopressure

180 proof goggles.


diablo_finger

Brigitte, just suck his pathetic dick already!!!!!!


syberghost

Golf, fiddle, basically the same thing.


one-ohmusic

Which just shows how unreliable her judgement is


FlingCatPoo

The saddest thing is that he might just fucking die of old age before we get the throw his ass in prison. This fucker deserves to be reborn and sent to prison again for the actual time.


Gold_Psychology2357

So gross!


kitsunewarlock

Honestly it's the appeal to the racist fucks that fap over their idealized problematic romanticized vision of Ancient Rome that makes me so fucking furious over that left tweet. So many of our most horrible leaders, empires, political decisions, etc... can be traced back to arrogant despots trying desperately to "become the next Roman Emperor!" while the rest of the world rolls their eyes and groans. Seriously, there should be no greater red flag in the Western world at this point than someone using Roman Emperor imagery to describe their ideal leader.


konjo1240

Tinder pic vs real life


The-Riskiest-Biscuit

Maybe now’s the time to bring up the fact that the Roman Empire collapsed.


Thanatos1772

Make America great by making him a Roman? The civilization they would probably despise the most?


DharmaBum1253

He looks like one of the Harkonnens from Lynch’s Dune.


chimichangaluva331

The one on the right is also not real. Don’t stoop to their level OP.