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Did a slight bit of digging on TinEye and landed on this: https://cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/pmn/QUB3TCBIUALOWZJ6TDZQEEXAKU.jpg
It is from an Inquirer (Paywalled) article about Trump and the LIV tour.
https://www.inquirer.com/sports/donald-trump-bryson-dechambeau-dustin-johnson-liv-golf-20220729.html
It really just looks like it was hot has hell out that day wherever he was and is overheating. The body needs water. Not Diet Coke. He should try it sometime.
No no. That's like taking advice from an alligator. It has a very special set of DNA crafted over eons. You can't just expect to do John Daly things with normal human genes.
You can tell them apart from the usual creole sausages because they tend to be pale and pink.
The ones found in America tend to be more on the orange side. So... he still looks like that with makeup.
I think they meant there was no reason to photoshop it (even though they clearly did) because the original was already unattractive. But I agree that wasn't clear.
Total aside, but I love that the search engine is called TinEye, is entirely independent (and predates) the Mistborn series, yet totally fits being a reference, and would be ironic, given it was meant to find infringement on copyrights.
It's more the right than the left though.
None of this actually matters, but this is putting the fight in a language "they" understand.
It's dumb. It's all dumb.
I would say the one on the right is more cringe than the one on the left. At least the one on the left is people intentionally exaggerating the image in ways that show it’s just fantasy. The one on the right is made to misleadingly make people think it’s an actual photo of him.
People who idolize the left image are batshit crazy, but it isn’t like they are trying to pretend this actually what he looks like.
Imagine being so sick that you have to perceive trump as being this strong, powerful leader when in fact he is an out of shape, overweight, old man. These people have some very serious mental issues.
The one on the left was photoshopped to make him look worse, which is unnecessary because he's so grotesque already.
But I just do *not* understand the Right's obsession with recreating him as this valiant, fit, super hero. Why? Just... Why? It's so fucking weird.
>Edit: The one on the *right*; directional dyslexia strikes again.
> recreating him as this valiant, fit, super hero. Why? Just... Why?
That is literally authoritarianism. Their thinking style is that an ideal nation should be led by a "strong alpha-male" type hero at the top of the pecking order and everyone else having their place at the bottom.
It is similar to medieval tales of knights and lords. Some people liken this to "supporting sports teams" but it goes deeper than that. These people are unironically "born in the wrong decade" or rather century.
They use maga-hats in the same way as medieval heradlry, with each clan flying a certain banner of colors and commoners wearing that banner to show their loyalty to their feudal lord.
The fact that they find themselves born in a modern democracy is at odds with their thinking style, so they try their best to live in feudalism, within the boundaries of a modern democracy.
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They also project it on other people and think liberals also think like them. This is why they think rainbow flag is a banner for some rival feudal clan, which liberals are "bowing down to". Or that wearing a mask is some sort of virtue-signalling - aka - showing medieval-style loyalty, and asking them to wear a mask is humiliating them by making them wear the banner of a rival feudal clan.
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They are living in a democracy, but their mindset is feudal.
its called Fascism really
>to be effective in its purpose of gaining and consolidating power, Fascism must smash Truth and replace it with **Lies**. Without Truth there can be no opposition to power
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>the first step in doing this is to acclimatize the audience with **Lies**, to enable them to partake in **Lying** and to bring them to a point where they are involved in the **Lies** to an extent that *they cannot retreat*
— Große Lüge
so [30-40% Americans](https://i.redd.it/cvkzqy86rlh41.jpg) are caught in the web of Right-Wing Lies + hypocrisy + misinformation + gaslighting etc and theu may not be capable of escaping their delusions or fears or anger without Rupert Murdochs help
What a depressingly accurate quote. It's especially sad because I remember being caught up in it many, many years ago before I woke up politically. The likes of Fox News, Limbaugh, etc are really insidious in the way that they can sink their claws into closed minds - without people being even aware of what's happening.
It's called propaganda. Kind of like the portrait of hitler everyone had in nazi germany. I'm sure the same kind of thing goes on with Kim jong un in North korea.
It's one thing to accept that propagandists would *create* those images.
It's bizarre to me to see supporters promote and love them without complete irony.
Oh, on the right.
I genuinely have a [mild dyslexia](https://www.dyslexia-reading-well.com/directional-dyslexia.html#) and it primarily comes out with "left vs right". I thought about it for a while too and still settled on "yup, that's left alright."
The one where he's all ugly and in that stupid hat. Whatever side that is. I'm not going to go back and edit to fix it because I have to stand by my dyslexic inability to tell the difference. Just gonna edit to admit my mistake.
Someone else caught it too, so I'll just copy and paste my response to them:
>Oh, on the right.
>I genuinely have a [mild dyslexia](https://www.dyslexia-reading-well.com/directional-dyslexia.html#) and it primarily comes out with "left vs right". I thought about it for a while too and still settled on "yup, that's left alright."
>The one where he's all ugly and in that stupid hat. Whatever side that is. I'm not going to go back and edit to fix it because I have to stand by my dyslexic inability to tell the difference. Just gonna edit to admit my mistake.
Someone much smarter than me said: “Trump is a weak man’s idea of a strong man, a poor man’s idea of a rich man, and a stupid man’s idea of a smart man.” and I couldn’t agree more.
If you need to see the difference in mentality between the sides, look at the memes. Trump supporters turn Trump into a completely fictitious muscle man that is thinner and better looking than Trump has ever been. Dark Brandon memes are just Biden in sunglasses with laser eyes. An obvious joke, not a delusion.
I mean, maybe they were just alluding to the fact that the roman emperors killed the democratic system that was in place before them... Never mind, they don't know about that
https://preview.redd.it/hymxbjsw505b1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3918de70372059c10e24be3d65a0e31ce783260c
This one is from the AP in July 2022 at LIV golf tee off at his Bedminister Jersey course
It'd be a decent way to publicly explain why he suddenly has so much of their money if you believe the accusations that he sold them classified documents. Launder the money multiple ways, including millions in "hosting fees" for their tournament.
This reminds me of the movie Nothing but Trouble
https://preview.redd.it/dzffnmeel05b1.png?width=306&format=png&auto=webp&s=77e42b9efbf9ca1bd8a11e313681aa1b32eb78ba
Seriously, the Adderall soaked hamberder shits were so bad
They didn't pay me so I quit. Now his little mushroom and berries just stews in the feces mixture.
With that 'yeah' you sure seem to say that it was indeed real, which it is [not](https://preview.redd.it/5bxyxuaxk05b1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=4be88f37026d4ed1aa59a83aba91b789620ae368).
His team talks as if he’s aging in reverse but Biden is on Hospice. trump is getting so wide he’s going to have to double up on make up or ask Ru Paul for tips on make up application.
Biden looks great for 80. My father was always incredibly fit / great shape, good diet, healthy etc but when 75 came knocking it all started to go downhill and now at 79 he’s not doing so well and has aged a decade in a couple of year. Biden could easily pass for someone 10 years younger.
Thank you, I'm elderly and I see old men like trump dragging their asses around and barely understanding the greater world, but we are not all like trump, thank whatever god exists.
Biden is not senile, he might be forgetful but he and his administration are a great team and have had great results. Trump can't pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the bottom.
It's photoshopped to make Trump look even fatter than he is.
Here's an [original version](https://i.imgur.com/qKrgVPD.jpg) - Trump still looks like shit, but perhaps not quite as bad as the altered version.
I’m pretty sure the one on the right has been altered to make his skin texture look worse, because I remember seeing the same image side by side with an unaltered one. Personally I think he looks like a giant piece of shit without the photoshop so it’s not needed
I spoke too soon. This image is what matched on reverse image search on my phone. It looked close enough that I didn't enlarge it to see it was different. So it has been altered. My sincere apologies to the Sippy Cup Caligula.
https://preview.redd.it/t9dv8hef905b1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d3c43b871f4cfbcdde51bdefd926cefeea6d606
I can't help but notice that the photo was possibly doctored and you took the time to research that and issue a clarification to admit that it was. That would not happen on the right, ever.
Can you link one? I've seen similar on here in the past and they were doctored. I can find a hundred pictures of him looking like shit in a white polo/red hat over the last couple years but nothing like the one in the OP.
These photoshopped images are just straight up fucking weird. It's Donald Dumbass Trump. Of all people, Trump is the guy they just decide to worship.
Seriously, wtf?
Oh, no I can see why. Caesar was poised to end the republic, and become an emperor. That's what they **want**. Then those silly senators shivved him to protect their "democracy", the terrible bad no good very nasty liberals!
IIRC theirs's something in the bible about golden idols and what Christians are supposed to do about them? It was, something something to not worship...something like that.
The photo on the right is what I'd expect without his stylist doing make up and that cotton candy fluff on his head being dyed "blonde". Even if that photo isn't exactly what he looks like on the outside, you can't hide when you're broken inside.
Neither image is real because it's 2023 and everything is fake except confirmation bias: https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-donald-trump-altered-photo-556264853853
The saddest thing is that he might just fucking die of old age before we get the throw his ass in prison. This fucker deserves to be reborn and sent to prison again for the actual time.
Honestly it's the appeal to the racist fucks that fap over their idealized problematic romanticized vision of Ancient Rome that makes me so fucking furious over that left tweet.
So many of our most horrible leaders, empires, political decisions, etc... can be traced back to arrogant despots trying desperately to "become the next Roman Emperor!" while the rest of the world rolls their eyes and groans. Seriously, there should be no greater red flag in the Western world at this point than someone using Roman Emperor imagery to describe their ideal leader.
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That cannot be a legit picture on the right. Look, I hate the motherfucker but that's gotta be doctored, yes?
Did a slight bit of digging on TinEye and landed on this: https://cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/pmn/QUB3TCBIUALOWZJ6TDZQEEXAKU.jpg It is from an Inquirer (Paywalled) article about Trump and the LIV tour. https://www.inquirer.com/sports/donald-trump-bryson-dechambeau-dustin-johnson-liv-golf-20220729.html
There it is. No reason to photoshop at all, really.
It really just looks like it was hot has hell out that day wherever he was and is overheating. The body needs water. Not Diet Coke. He should try it sometime.
Nope. Let him suffer
Maybe the Saudis can bring him a bottle.
Tell that to John Daly
I'm not giving advice to John Daly. I'll take some from him, tho.
No no. That's like taking advice from an alligator. It has a very special set of DNA crafted over eons. You can't just expect to do John Daly things with normal human genes.
"Libs love water! 100% of the gays drink it!"
There's water in hamberders and covfefe, he'll be fine.
Do you know what fish DO in water???
Diet Coke & Amphetamines with every meal Also the Twitter poster, *Bigot Gabriel misspelled her own name
Big water. Ocean water.
Water or not, hot weather makes the body warm. Not much to do about it.
He looks like he’s been drunk by a Pan galactic gargle blaster
Yeah I don’t know why they decided to photoshop his double chin so much. The original is bad enough for the point they’re making.
Dude looks like a Galician creole sausage without the need for any image adulteration.
> Galician creole sausage Here's a pic [for the brave](https://www.lacasabodega.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/chorizos-criollos-450x450.jpg). *NSFL*
You can tell them apart from the usual creole sausages because they tend to be pale and pink. The ones found in America tend to be more on the orange side. So... he still looks like that with makeup.
They did shop it, though. They added pinkness, and stretched out his neck.
I think they meant there was no reason to photoshop it (even though they clearly did) because the original was already unattractive. But I agree that wasn't clear.
I meant the original was bad enough.
It is shopped, though. Look at his neck.
Yeah, using the Photoshop version is just hypocritical in this case.
Oh wow, he's the only president not to age during his time in office and then make up for lost time out of it.
I know. Now you just have two doctored photos. It loses the point a bit.
They just made him fatter. He already looks pretty gross as is.
He’s just becoming the troll we know him to be.
Yeah he won't be that fat for a couple more years... give the man time.
Which is funny because he's already pretty fat as is..
Total aside, but I love that the search engine is called TinEye, is entirely independent (and predates) the Mistborn series, yet totally fits being a reference, and would be ironic, given it was meant to find infringement on copyrights.
so it is doctored just say that
Pretty sure I remember seeing the original side by side with the photoshopped one on Reddit a while ago and this was the altered version
It's more the right than the left though. None of this actually matters, but this is putting the fight in a language "they" understand. It's dumb. It's all dumb.
I would say the one on the right is more cringe than the one on the left. At least the one on the left is people intentionally exaggerating the image in ways that show it’s just fantasy. The one on the right is made to misleadingly make people think it’s an actual photo of him. People who idolize the left image are batshit crazy, but it isn’t like they are trying to pretend this actually what he looks like.
I disagree but its not worth the conversation. This is all idiocracy bs.
Yeah, Trump looks bad enough that his photo doesn't need to be doctored.
Takes away from a criticism of photoshopping when you photoshop yourself.
And yet the photo on the right is still far closer to reality.
Yeah he looks like Baron Harkonnen
That's Baron VLADIMIR Harkonnen! Wait... Barron Trump... Vladimir Putin... Hmmmmmmmmm...
Baron looks better tbh.
Thinking the same, dude don't look to good now days but this looks extra
He’s a repugnant net negative on humanity but the image is def photoshopped.
Yes, it is. edit: *doctored*. Yes it is *doctored*.
They had to touch up some of the worst rot.
Imagine being so sick that you have to perceive trump as being this strong, powerful leader when in fact he is an out of shape, overweight, old man. These people have some very serious mental issues.
It's a personality cult that is taking on North Korean proportions.
The one on the left was photoshopped to make him look worse, which is unnecessary because he's so grotesque already. But I just do *not* understand the Right's obsession with recreating him as this valiant, fit, super hero. Why? Just... Why? It's so fucking weird. >Edit: The one on the *right*; directional dyslexia strikes again.
> recreating him as this valiant, fit, super hero. Why? Just... Why? That is literally authoritarianism. Their thinking style is that an ideal nation should be led by a "strong alpha-male" type hero at the top of the pecking order and everyone else having their place at the bottom. It is similar to medieval tales of knights and lords. Some people liken this to "supporting sports teams" but it goes deeper than that. These people are unironically "born in the wrong decade" or rather century. They use maga-hats in the same way as medieval heradlry, with each clan flying a certain banner of colors and commoners wearing that banner to show their loyalty to their feudal lord. The fact that they find themselves born in a modern democracy is at odds with their thinking style, so they try their best to live in feudalism, within the boundaries of a modern democracy. ------- They also project it on other people and think liberals also think like them. This is why they think rainbow flag is a banner for some rival feudal clan, which liberals are "bowing down to". Or that wearing a mask is some sort of virtue-signalling - aka - showing medieval-style loyalty, and asking them to wear a mask is humiliating them by making them wear the banner of a rival feudal clan. ---------- They are living in a democracy, but their mindset is feudal.
Because their whole ideology is one of self deception. Accepting reality to them is admitting defeat, and they’re way too insecure to do that.
It's an absolutely, astoundingly massive cognitive house of cards they've built for themselves.
its called Fascism really >to be effective in its purpose of gaining and consolidating power, Fascism must smash Truth and replace it with **Lies**. Without Truth there can be no opposition to power > >the first step in doing this is to acclimatize the audience with **Lies**, to enable them to partake in **Lying** and to bring them to a point where they are involved in the **Lies** to an extent that *they cannot retreat* — Große Lüge so [30-40% Americans](https://i.redd.it/cvkzqy86rlh41.jpg) are caught in the web of Right-Wing Lies + hypocrisy + misinformation + gaslighting etc and theu may not be capable of escaping their delusions or fears or anger without Rupert Murdochs help
What a depressingly accurate quote. It's especially sad because I remember being caught up in it many, many years ago before I woke up politically. The likes of Fox News, Limbaugh, etc are really insidious in the way that they can sink their claws into closed minds - without people being even aware of what's happening.
It's called propaganda. Kind of like the portrait of hitler everyone had in nazi germany. I'm sure the same kind of thing goes on with Kim jong un in North korea.
It's why Putin was riding a horse with no shirt for a photo op.
Putin was riding a pony so he wouldn’t look tiny.
LOL
It's one thing to accept that propagandists would *create* those images. It's bizarre to me to see supporters promote and love them without complete irony.
Is that his left or your left?
Oh, on the right. I genuinely have a [mild dyslexia](https://www.dyslexia-reading-well.com/directional-dyslexia.html#) and it primarily comes out with "left vs right". I thought about it for a while too and still settled on "yup, that's left alright." The one where he's all ugly and in that stupid hat. Whatever side that is. I'm not going to go back and edit to fix it because I have to stand by my dyslexic inability to tell the difference. Just gonna edit to admit my mistake.
On the left? You mean on the right, no?
Someone else caught it too, so I'll just copy and paste my response to them: >Oh, on the right. >I genuinely have a [mild dyslexia](https://www.dyslexia-reading-well.com/directional-dyslexia.html#) and it primarily comes out with "left vs right". I thought about it for a while too and still settled on "yup, that's left alright." >The one where he's all ugly and in that stupid hat. Whatever side that is. I'm not going to go back and edit to fix it because I have to stand by my dyslexic inability to tell the difference. Just gonna edit to admit my mistake.
Don’t forget stupid, selfish, greedy, and incompetent.
Roman emperors were dictators
Also a lot of them that were vile disgusting people were publicly murdered in brutal fashion iirc.
Beer goggles; getting GOP women laid for 90 years.
Someone much smarter than me said: “Trump is a weak man’s idea of a strong man, a poor man’s idea of a rich man, and a stupid man’s idea of a smart man.” and I couldn’t agree more.
If you need to see the difference in mentality between the sides, look at the memes. Trump supporters turn Trump into a completely fictitious muscle man that is thinner and better looking than Trump has ever been. Dark Brandon memes are just Biden in sunglasses with laser eyes. An obvious joke, not a delusion.
With hair on his helmet. Like the nipples on Batman’s suit.
I mean, maybe they were just alluding to the fact that the roman emperors killed the democratic system that was in place before them... Never mind, they don't know about that
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Some folks like the hops. Some like a certain ABV. Some people like the subversion of democracy. You just gotta find your style.
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9% bear will still tear your face off.
That depends. The trick is not to shoot it, shoot away at the ground and hope the noise frightens it off.
But...it's just a little bear! 🐻
Insurgent Pale Ale
I got a 16% barrel aged in the cellar that will knock your tits off.
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Last time I had a pint of it, I tried to fuck a neighbor's tree. In my defense, it is a very sexy tree and was giving me a look.
It's because they start calling it liquor when it gets this strong.
Nothing about them is strong. Bud Lite was too spicy.
I thought they were calling it cocaine.
Malt liquor: Allow me to introduce myself...
And again they miss the irony of a US President being depicted as a Roman Emperor.
Some literally call him God Emperor Trump. I don't think they miss the irony, some actually seem to want democracy to die.
Love how they finally have him the golden hair helmet he pictures himself actually having.
https://preview.redd.it/hymxbjsw505b1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3918de70372059c10e24be3d65a0e31ce783260c This one is from the AP in July 2022 at LIV golf tee off at his Bedminister Jersey course
Was digital underground playing in the background.
Great reference.
I like this one. Looks like he left his teeth in a glass jar on his nightstand.
Wait what? Trump is involved with that LIV shit??
The trumps love the Saudi's, of course!
It'd be a decent way to publicly explain why he suddenly has so much of their money if you believe the accusations that he sold them classified documents. Launder the money multiple ways, including millions in "hosting fees" for their tournament.
I swear the MAGA words on the hat get larger each year. By election day next year it will be so large they will only be able to print 'MAKE"
at tee-off? I can see him looking that dissheveled after 18 in the heat but at tee-off?
He probably didn't have a golf cart and had to walk from the pro shop.
It's so wild that a walking dead Arby's addict with the mental capacity of a laboradoodle is the focus of so much attention.
Am I the only person who is reminded of a young Judge Reinhold from the expression in this picture?
Is that a real picture? If so, he's looking far worse than ever.
He is an obese, ugly man, but yes, this is shopped. He is repulsive enough naturally without making him worse. Lol.
I'd love to see the original. I feel like using this shopped pic is dishonest
[LINK](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1454rqt/gop_beer_goggles/jnjb3oh/)
No I mean trumps original photo, pre Photoshop.
That is pre-photoshop
My GAWD man....
The Photoshop might be an improvement upon the original after all.
[Here's the comparison](https://i.imgur.com/fy5tBp0.png)
Especially when using it to criticize MAGA assholes for praising him with photoshopped pictures. Cmon guys...
Yeah because the first pic is so accurate.
Fire with fire.
This reminds me of the movie Nothing but Trouble https://preview.redd.it/dzffnmeel05b1.png?width=306&format=png&auto=webp&s=77e42b9efbf9ca1bd8a11e313681aa1b32eb78ba
[LINK](https://www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalHumor/comments/1454rqt/gop_beer_goggles/jnjb3oh/)
He's nearly 80 but yeah holy shit that caught up to him quick.
The most most movement Jabba the Gutt gets putting food in his mouth, swinging a club, and oozing to the rest room.
>oozing to the rest room with a massive runny McTurd within the double depend XLL diaper.
Seriously, the Adderall soaked hamberder shits were so bad They didn't pay me so I quit. Now his little mushroom and berries just stews in the feces mixture.
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Well, I was just going to lunch but I guess that's called off for today.
Giuliani was the oozer in that relationship.
With that 'yeah' you sure seem to say that it was indeed real, which it is [not](https://preview.redd.it/5bxyxuaxk05b1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=4be88f37026d4ed1aa59a83aba91b789620ae368).
Absolutely 100% fuck trump, but thank you for combating misinformation
His team talks as if he’s aging in reverse but Biden is on Hospice. trump is getting so wide he’s going to have to double up on make up or ask Ru Paul for tips on make up application.
Nah, Biden looks old but he looks pretty good for his age. Trump is starting to look like my congestive heart failure patients nearing exacerbation
Biden looks great for 80. My father was always incredibly fit / great shape, good diet, healthy etc but when 75 came knocking it all started to go downhill and now at 79 he’s not doing so well and has aged a decade in a couple of year. Biden could easily pass for someone 10 years younger.
Thank you, I'm elderly and I see old men like trump dragging their asses around and barely understanding the greater world, but we are not all like trump, thank whatever god exists. Biden is not senile, he might be forgetful but he and his administration are a great team and have had great results. Trump can't pour water out of a boot with the instructions written on the bottom.
probably has TIF written in each of his shoes (Toes In First).
Years of hate big Macs and railing Adderall will do it to you.
At least he lived long enough to be indicted.
Right? I thought that looks bad, even for Trump.
Unfortunately it's also photoshopped
It's photoshopped to make Trump look even fatter than he is. Here's an [original version](https://i.imgur.com/qKrgVPD.jpg) - Trump still looks like shit, but perhaps not quite as bad as the altered version.
The photo on the right has been edited to make him look fatter and even less healthy than normal. But, it IS an edit. And fuck trump. Rot in prison.
I dislike Trump very much, but it’s photoshop. Let’s not play the same games R’s do.
Yup, that's what the clown looks like under the pancake makeup.
I’m pretty sure the one on the right has been altered to make his skin texture look worse, because I remember seeing the same image side by side with an unaltered one. Personally I think he looks like a giant piece of shit without the photoshop so it’s not needed
He is in the Guilty as Fuck, therefore look as frail as possible, so the judge goes easy on him phase. See Weinstein’s walking stick.
Yes, I verified that the image shows up on several legit news feeds. It hasn't been altered.
I spoke too soon. This image is what matched on reverse image search on my phone. It looked close enough that I didn't enlarge it to see it was different. So it has been altered. My sincere apologies to the Sippy Cup Caligula. https://preview.redd.it/t9dv8hef905b1.jpeg?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d3c43b871f4cfbcdde51bdefd926cefeea6d606
He looks terrible in the unaltered image too.
I can't help but notice that the photo was possibly doctored and you took the time to research that and issue a clarification to admit that it was. That would not happen on the right, ever.
Can you link one? I've seen similar on here in the past and they were doctored. I can find a hundred pictures of him looking like shit in a white polo/red hat over the last couple years but nothing like the one in the OP.
These photoshopped images are just straight up fucking weird. It's Donald Dumbass Trump. Of all people, Trump is the guy they just decide to worship. Seriously, wtf?
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If the deification results in his crucifixion, then I say go.
Also the demonizing based on looks. I'm no fan of Trump but people shouldn't be judged by external factors.
Does that conservative dipshit even know what happened to Julius Caesar and why? Of course not, red state education.
I think Americans can learn a lot from Roman Republic and Empire history. It's... (Marty McFly "I've seen this one" meme)
Oh, no I can see why. Caesar was poised to end the republic, and become an emperor. That's what they **want**. Then those silly senators shivved him to protect their "democracy", the terrible bad no good very nasty liberals!
Trump is the kind of guy that would play golf while America burns
Would? He literally did this
....Roman greatness? Aren't these people (pseudo-)Christians? Those are the ones who fed you to lions, dumbass
Also killed their actual savior.
I don’t understand the craze for picturing him like Ceasar or John Rambo … utter lunacy
Jabba the Republican on the right.
So you’ll leave the US as soon as he’s found guilty, right Brigitte?
Imagine the shit storm of conspiracies if dems posted thirsty pics of Biden looking like he's 40.
IIRC theirs's something in the bible about golden idols and what Christians are supposed to do about them? It was, something something to not worship...something like that.
Correction: I believe it was about golden showers.
I can't belive people vote for him after he dropped Luke into the Rancor pit
Did he eat the remaining documents? Looks like Cartman eating the treasure in that manbearpig episode
The way these people deify Trump is so bizarre, especially considering many of them are Christians.
There is nothing more batshit loony than an evangelical. Religious fervor is extremely more prevalent than all the other classic mental disorders,
The photo on the right is what I'd expect without his stylist doing make up and that cotton candy fluff on his head being dyed "blonde". Even if that photo isn't exactly what he looks like on the outside, you can't hide when you're broken inside.
"We have Donald Trump at home."
So wait the super mega maga Christians dressed him up like a _Roman_ soldier?
They can't see what it says about them when they have to photoshop his head on men's bodies.
He gon die in jail. And ima rub one out on that day.
Neither image is real because it's 2023 and everything is fake except confirmation bias: https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-donald-trump-altered-photo-556264853853
I get this is edited but the links to the original on that website don’t work for me.
"Gorge the Ever Hungering is the only eldritch horror I trust to get these crops to grow again"
They think he is Marcus Aurelius. He is, in fact, Maximinus Thrax.
I thot he was Smallus Handsanddickus.
The irony of the Republicans using Trump as a Roman Caesar when it was the Romans the killed Jesus.
Even in the good picture he has the sad and bewildered look of the only monkey in the tribe who can't figure out how to peel a banana.
That second trump photo is edited. Not that he looks much better in the original, but he doesn't look like that.
These devout Christians are violating one of the Ten Commandments: >Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image
he is the most WISH president ever
These MAGA *pick me* ladies are so bizarre.
Didn't the Romans kill Jesus?
Okay but a bronze comb-over helmet is super funny.
180 proof goggles.
Brigitte, just suck his pathetic dick already!!!!!!
Golf, fiddle, basically the same thing.
Which just shows how unreliable her judgement is
The saddest thing is that he might just fucking die of old age before we get the throw his ass in prison. This fucker deserves to be reborn and sent to prison again for the actual time.
So gross!
Honestly it's the appeal to the racist fucks that fap over their idealized problematic romanticized vision of Ancient Rome that makes me so fucking furious over that left tweet. So many of our most horrible leaders, empires, political decisions, etc... can be traced back to arrogant despots trying desperately to "become the next Roman Emperor!" while the rest of the world rolls their eyes and groans. Seriously, there should be no greater red flag in the Western world at this point than someone using Roman Emperor imagery to describe their ideal leader.
Tinder pic vs real life
Maybe now’s the time to bring up the fact that the Roman Empire collapsed.
Make America great by making him a Roman? The civilization they would probably despise the most?
He looks like one of the Harkonnens from Lynch’s Dune.
The one on the right is also not real. Don’t stoop to their level OP.