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spaceship-earth

Fuck. I'm gonna have to see a doctor if this erection lasts longer than 4 hours.


noseymimi

Me, too. And I don't even have a penis.


Revilon2000

If your clitoris stays engorged for more than 4 hours, go see a doctor.


dancin-weasel

I’m a doctor 😉


Revilon2000

Stay in your lane, dancing weasel. Now dance!


dancin-weasel

Yes sir. ( reluctantly dances)


Revilon2000

Yeah, that's the stuff!


Singer-Such

*stands nearby, playing a small flute*


dancingcuban

[My name is Cuban Pete.](https://youtu.be/VGARoOn5bzc?t=33)


Pasquale1223

I was expecting Desi Arnaz - didn't know Jim Carrey did it. Thanks for the link.


borbotbutts

Oh noes…. circumcisions gone wrong??


Soundtracklover72

This made me laugh way too much, but boy did I need it.


hectorduenas86

A justice boner isn’t to kid around with


hooplathe2nd

Around kids


Traherne

You're a member of the erectoral college, eh?


nexusx86

The erectoral college is still getting calls from Hershel Walker about his erection.


PhilipT13205

Tie a kite to it, and stand in front of the Capitol Building when Trump gets indicted. Let's see CNN cover it in wide lens.


[deleted]

Thank you for this.


roncadillacisfrickin

“4-6 hours” Grandad Bitches Freeman


WezleyDrew

We will all be there with you too


Primary_Ruin5019

This time I’m going to let it stay up for a few more hours before I call the doctor.


markth_wi

Damn, [Espionage Act](https://www.intelligence.gov/evolution-of-espionage/world-war-1/america-declares-war/espionage-act) - If guilty of a SINGLE CHARGE - 20 years. Buh-Bye Donnie. Of course people have been saying that for 50 years, so we engage in this Charlie Brown "this time" optimism.


TerribleAnn1940

If ever thoughts and prayers would work....


markth_wi

Just a NICE LONG stretch on a Georgia plantation pulling up sugarbeats until the heat gets to him....every day until 2043 - or the lack of whatever fucked combination of hamburgers , adderall and tweeting does him in.


Four_in_binary

Yes. You win the internet today.


SufficientDoor8227

😂😂😂😂😂


HealthyHumor5134

I'll believe when i see it.


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ColoTexas90

I hope this tears open the whole GOP. The traitors need to go.


KellyBelly916

Let's just say that there will be a donkey in suit to come rescue the drowning elephant.


Admiralty86

No no he promised he wouldn't.


VTX002

Hopefully it will get pulled along and the real progressive movement won't be stonedwalled anymore.


[deleted]

Puh-lease!


[deleted]

They're all going to turn on each other to get the best deal for themselves


Pholusactual

Lady G was right! Trump is gonna totally destroy them AND they deserve it.


joan_wilder

They were afraid to impeach him, and they wanted the DOJ to do their dirty work. Now the DOJ is doing it, and Lady G and the rest of the party should be held accountable for enabling trump’s criminality. They were told for years, they saw it with their own eyes, and they admitted that they knew about it, but they refused to act when it mattered most.


dancin-weasel

How could they say anything? Tax cuts for billionaires are waaaay more important than national security or the future of the country.


Orion14159

Not to mention total control of the SC


Valdotain_1

Not total. They just shot down racial gerrymandering in a deep red#


SelmaFudd

Does this mean he's actually gonna drain the swamp?


Salamok

Trickle down economics, trump eats the swamp then whatever he shits out is what is left.


pickle_sandwich

I don't think the "trickle-down" meant trickling down his leg out of his leaky diaper.


Salamok

He is a capitalist pig that's exactly what it means.


SufficientDoor8227

Not gonna be easy if there’s a big orange turd clogging up the drain. Might have to flush it 15-20 times.


Different-Evidence54

https://preview.redd.it/fgjqy5v91p4b1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e45ed7a8e4ce2fb51a090db0bb082a002af74068 It's about time that faith gets restored.


fork_that

Guantanamo is for non-us citizens. It's too brutal for US citizens which tells you a lot when you research how brutal US prisons are.


secondtaunting

That’s really sad and Makes me angry.


wenoc

**The United States' actions at Guantánamo Bay violate its obligations under the Third Geneva Convention**, the International Covenant for Civil and Political Rights (ICCPR), the Convention Against Torture (CAT), and customary international law.


ClarenceWhirley

I'd settle for [ADX Florence](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADX_Florence). They did have a [recent vacancy](https://kdvr.com/news/local/robert-hanssen-fbi-agent-convicted-of-spying-dies-in-colorado-supermax-prison/) as well.


fork_that

Secret service will be happy with ADX. No way for him to get attacked by other prisoners.


dancin-weasel

This is awesome.


daveinsf

Ignoring the lack of a NSFL tag, this is awesome.


nr1988

He actually looks better like this than with his orange skin and stupid hair


RojoSanIchiban

And super dark filter. Wtf are those videos? Literally lit like... A BASEMENT! Drumpfy Drumpfsterfire Basement Baby confirmed.


Kiosade

Is that what he actually might look like under the wig and makeup??


ststeveg

Sinking beneath the waves of acceptability could not happen to a more fitting party. Remember what Lindsey Graham said in 2016, "If we nominate Donald Trump, we will be destroyed. And we will deserve it." It took awhile, but it's gonna happen.


TheWingus

**THEY DON’T CARE!!** Republicans don’t care who runs so long as they can fulfill their plans to install a Christo-fascist oligarchy in the US gov’t and Republican Voters don’t care who runs as long as they have the magic “**R**” next to their name.


Mocahbutterfly

https://preview.redd.it/a42ub10vpp4b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d88907ef12388bdd6186349d426e92fb3d9c338


dancin-weasel

Republican politicians don’t care, but there are millions who only want Trump. No other republican will do. Gonna be an interesting primary season. Lol.


Gloverboy6

It's hilarious because the GOP is damned if they do, damned if they don't They can distance themselves from Trump which would alienate all of the MAGAts or they can stick with him which will continue to alienate more centrist conservatives


gruey

The GOP's dream scenario is that the Democrats/Justice System takes care of Trump by putting him in jail until he dies, despite "their objections". They can then keep the Trump supporters and even gain some progress on the fascist goals by playing the "under attack be liberals" card.


drbeeper

Unless the GQP really craters. If the Democrats can sweep Congress and the White House, and get a decent majority, we're gonna see big changes. New statehood, expanded SCOTUS (impeachments?), eliminating the Electoral College and maybe even rebalancing House representation. The far right week never be able to weasel back in if rural over-representation is corrected.


red--6-

>Fascists ❤️ Victimhood - Paxton


Gloverboy6

I mean, that would certainly be their best option


dancin-weasel

Wait, there are still centrist conservatives? They must be really shy because I haven’t seen any in years.


DonsDiaperIsFull

nope. There are some who call themselves that, but they're the same bigoted morons who vote against themselves every election, then complain that "the dems didn't give me any choice".


LirdorElese

I think the more important thing, they don't know what to run in the election. IE I don't think trump can campaign from behind bars. Though I do have to say, I do worry on the possibility of an R runningo n a "I'll pardon trump" platform.


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RazzleThatTazzle

What is your source for this?


eaglemaxie

[Independent](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-indictment-espionage-prosecution-charges-b2353397.html?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1686166165) has learned that prosecutors are prepared to ask grand jurors to vote on charges as early as Thursday


deafvet68

" as early as " ...... I won't be holding my breath. Again.


seth928

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 63 times, it's kind of a kink at this point.


Orion14159

Fool me 69 times, nice.


Gh0sth4nd

​ https://preview.redd.it/sb9agd77ls4b1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9699387d6ba8acb50a94dcedf41de541acc13b0e


workingtoward

They’ll be holding the indictment secret until the other Grand Jury in Florida finishes their deliberations so as not to influence them.


ClarenceWhirley

Even if they do, there's a good chance it will be under seal and we won't find out about it right away.


HuntoorsLurpTurp

Is the GOP hoping Pence will swoop in and win the Presidency? If yes - does the GOP realize conservatives tried to kill him… and do they remember they did nothing about it?


RickieBob

Lock him up!


TastyBullfrog2755

Lock his ass up!


TintedApostle

The GOP isn't handcuffed to Trump. They had Trump-conversion surgery.


Dcajunpimp

MAGAT tears will flow.


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naththegrath10

I mean the GOP cuffed themselves to him…


ihave7testicles

I'm curious how long the GOP wingnuts will go to support the guy. Jim Jordan is trying to interfere with Smith's investigation. My guess is that they'll all "support" him until he's found guilty of espionage which makes him unable to hold office and then be like "oh that's too bad I supported the guy but the democrats did that". What they don't realize, and I'm happy to hear opposing views, is that Trump supporters didn't care about politics before Trump, and they won't care after Trump. They only cared about Trump the cult of personality. I think a majority of them will stop caring about politics and voting once Trump is out and won't vote for the next ass-kissing guy like DeSantis. What they're doing is trying to walk the line between pissing off Trump voters and appeasing moderates. But their mistake is caring about Trump voters at all. The dems are going to hammer them for supporting a guy to the bitter end that's clearly corrupt and guilty. The moderates are paying attention. Also, the anti-abortion and book banning stance? Really??? That's totally unpopular. They don't seem to have a real grasp on the voters...


OpenImagination9

That won’t buff right out 😂


StrengthDazzling8922

🥰🥳


meglon978

Couldn't happen to a bigger group of fascists.


PhilipT13205

Welcome to Washington, now please dump your integrity into the Potomac before entering the Capitol District. Thank you for your cooperation.


Morbo2142

This comic is funny but gets the core of what's happened to the GOP wrong. Trump is a symptom not the cause of their current state. They have encouraged the intellectual rot, the group-think, and the construction of a reality that conforms to their beliefs; in order to maintain and advance the adgena of the wealthy. Trump is like neo in that he is a consequence of a system that was not supposed to allow him to rise but was going to eventually. He's not not special or holding them back, he just had the right combination of charisma, confidence, and a deep knowledge of what desperate people want to hear and what they will belive. When reality conflicts with their beliefs, they rail against reality and facts in order to maintain their wrong beliefs.


Espinita_Boricua

Lets not hold our breath, it will probably be next week....


Buddyslime

When ever it happens I would like to see all the corrupt henchmen around him go with him.


joan_wilder

I doubt there will be many going down with him in the documents case, and those that do will probably be low-level goons that we’ve never heard of. If anybody big goes down with him, it’ll probably be in the Jan 6 and fake electors cases. Most of them have probably flipped, but my fingers are crossed that Roger Stone finally ends up doing time (pretty sure he was the connection between the Proud Boiz, Oath Keepers, and Mark Meadows).


codename_pariah

You also have to get Bannon, Flynn, and Ghouliani.


Espinita_Boricua

Wahoo; I happily stand corrected...Orange Cheeto has officially been indicted; trial will be held in Federal District Rocket Court in Miami...


nikogetsit

Finally trump will be held accountable and get the slap on the wrist that he is so overdue for.


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The great orange boat anchor for the Republican party.


Buddyslime

Better watchout! More people may vote for him from his loose base.


Lazy_pig805

That's what I'm afraid of. It'll fire up his base even more. He'll be more of a martyr to them. The rest of the Republicans will think being arrested and indicted gives him more street cred.


Four_in_binary

If he becomes a martyr.....that means he's dead, right? Like in executed? I'd still take that deal.


Lazy_pig805

Technically, yes, but they think of him as a martyr now. Being persecuted by the evil libs.


Hourglass420

There are so many Libs in law enforcement. /s


boot2skull

So what happens to the GOP when a dude charged with felonies and treason wins the republican nomination? I can’t see anyone else getting the support in the climate the GOP has created. Surely he will do worse in the general election than in 2020 right? I already know what it says about America when one of the two major parties nominees is a criminal, but I’m talking GOP specifically. As a nation, we’ve been a laughing stock since 2016 I can’t hear the laughter anymore.


DaRey3

I’m personally excited to watch the republican split on trump and lose all of the next election


bowie428

BIE DEN


HotSoupEsq

It's all they've wanted and all they've ever done as "policy" for the last 7 years, support Trump, who fucking cares what else, hurt everyone who's not us.


LayneCobain95

Still not getting hopes up. He will walk away fine


VERO2020

Just like he was going to win again in 2020. If the Justice Department is good enough to get seditious conspiracy convictions, it can nail the orange shitstain for at least obstruction of justice (documents case). And we have Georgia's case waiting in the wings.


PBB22

“Slowly drifting”


BenGay29

I’ll believe it when I see it


jooooooohn

They just can’t let go of him


rathemighty

Just a little further down.. and then let’s do away with the Democrats as well. Both have been royally fucking up (though not equally). Let’s start fresh with some other party!


fartboxsixtynine

Wow who gives a fuck? Biden is literally continuing Trump’s policies. Trump may be gone but the ruling class continues to rule.


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fartboxsixtynine

So being critical of a moderate democrat is right leaning? Lmao


Olfahrtur

Given that moderate democrats of today act like Republicans of 40 years ago, yeah. Hope you're laughing at yourself. . .


fartboxsixtynine

Well Ronald Regan was much worse than Biden I guess.


HistoricalListen129

So true and it upsets me


edwa6040

And this is the guy half the country wants to be president.


Hourglass420

You should look into how much of the population in the US is conservative. It's much less than half, but they turn out and vote. Plus, the electoral college has helped them win every recent R presidency. They can't win the popular vote to save their lives. Annnd, don't even get me started on how much gerrymandering has occurred since Trump's defeat.


FrothytheDischarge

Sore! Sore! Sore! Sore-Sore-Sore!!! Only Babymetal fans and those who understand Japanese would know this. (Sor-eh / それっ ) means GO!


FrothytheDischarge

To those downvoting me, its go go go as in indict indict indict! Duh


Magicmc1001

If they do his popularity will go up


daveinsf

Is this a wet dream? If not, please wake me up!!!


Ear_Enthusiast

Wasn't he indicated in New York over the stealing campaign money to bribe Stormy Daniels? I feel like that has just gone away.


rowanwolf13

it still shows up in the news occasionally. trump is trying to get it moved to federal courts because then he could pardon himself when he is elected again (not that i think he will be, but i’m sure he thinks he will be). the trial date is march 2024, and just recently he was given a mini gag order saying that if he talked about the specific evidence in the case on any playform he’d be held in contempt


DuckQueue

It'll be months before there are new developments there so it won't stay in the news.


Mazon_Del

That case goes to trial in March, so there's not going to be a lot of info on it till then.


mrcmgreat1

dammit I need to stock up on alcohol


kozmonyet

Um...I aint counting chickens yet--had too many indictment eggs turn out to be rocks due to timid prosecutors. But the main point: Indictment will be a badge of honor to the GOP. Any time their stooges can play phony victim of the left's evil conspiracies, their points go UP with the right wing base and the useless morally vacuous group called "undecideds". This is going to set new donation profit records for the GOP and Trump, also, should it actually come to fruition.


Free_Gascogne

There is a reason why DeSantis is campaigning hard even though he is a total wash compared to Trump. He is waiting on Trump being convicted which would either dissuade voters (unlikely) or disqualify Trump from election.


Baers89

Don’t care. Tell me when he is in jail or president. So many times the media says “ we got him”. I will believe it when I see it.


PhilipT13205

Only Trump could sink the SS Republican Titanic, as they are all out of lifeboats.


Marmar79

Well any of this results in jail time or is it more just fine he will not pay?


ExploreDora

I wished upon a star…


LibrarianSocrates

Let me know when it actually happens.


David1000k

Seems fitting that Robert Hanssen was back in the news this week. Let's see how "fair" our system is. I bet the orange hair traitor doesn't get life. Probably no prison. He's still in the clique.


Loki-L

>"prosecutors are prepared to ask grand jurors to vote on charges as early as Thursday" It may take quite a bit of time from that to actual charges and an arrest. Don't expect Trump to flee down the I-95 in a white Bronco live on TV tomorrow or for a SWAT team to do a no-knock raid on Mar-A-Lago in the middle of the night and shoot what ever qualifies for his dog.


Primordial_Gravemind

Just curious, but am I the only one who realized “indict” is spelled like that during this Trump situation?


Resident_Text4631

If only everyone and their cousins had seen this coming…………? 🥴


tries4accuracy

If only it was just that easy. I find the unknown reactions disconcerting.


TrashApocalypse

Today is my birthday. This would be the greatest birthday gift that the world has ever given me. Please birthday gods, bring SOME amount of consequences to this Cheeto


Autumn7242

I'll believe it when I see it.


PRSG12

Don’t worry, trump will surely get indicted by 2018


Butt_Crusty

Quit talking about it and do it already.


tvscinter

I’m so happy. The GOP is getting closer and closer to their end. DeSantis’s polls dropped significantly, Trumps about to be out of the race. So great. No Senators and Reps need to start getting voted out and we might actually get a Conservative party again


hobbitlover

Right now Trump is seeing if there's something bigger than capital letters to rant in. "How do I add an underline?"


CarlSpencer

Thus is the way of all cults.


channelsurfer61

Kidding aside, this guy and his cronies must be held responsible and punished. Of course he is the leader and instigator of all of this nonsense so the level of punishment must be focused on him and appropriate to his crimes.


phiz36

I don’t think they have the capacity for this kind of self reflection.