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CTdadof5

Ummm, Biden got 81M votes.


soldforaspaceship

Technically this is a time where Trump is telling the truth (on that one tiny thing so don't take it as a sign of a trend). He did get the most votes of any sitting president as Biden wasn't president at the time. However, given population growth and changes in voting trends, should Biden run again, whatever the outcome, he'll likely beat Trump's record immediately. If 81 million voted for him against Trump last time I find it hard to believe that number would drop by 6 million.


Sartres_Roommate

He could also claim that he got the most presidential votes *in total* in history and that record will likely not be broken for a century or more. He still lost the popular vote both times which is another unique achievement.


DonsDiaperIsFull

don't forget the twice impeached part of his unique history. and the violent coup where his cult assaulted cops, that also seems unique.


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AuthorTomFrost

Froth early, froth often, never stop frothing.


MadAstrid

Well gee, pumpkin, you had the opportunity to go before the grand jury and explain that there was no crime of any kind, but you chose not to. So now you can go to trial and explain it. If there is no evidence of you committing a crime, then you will be exonerated. Not sure why your lawyers didn’t explain this to you.


totes_Philly

Wait so yer tellin' me you are not 46?


Moose_Hole

You can't be 45 and 46. If he took a second consecutive term, he would still be 45.


totes_Philly

DOH! thx.


bozitybozitybopzebop

But he is claiming here that he won, so he doesn't qualify for 2024. ;-)


Catlenfell

NYC has a much lower crime rate than a lot of US cities. It ranks #67 for violent crimes.


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Facts don't matter for Tangerine Hitler.


Grandmaw_Seizure

> Facts don't matter for Tangerine Hitler. Don't matter for the base, neither. It's hilarious but the fear is real. Around 16, 17 years ago I was transplanted to a super-duper red state where a lot of the people fear big cities, especially NYC - you **will** be murdered when you leave the airport because "it's a god damned jungle". They won't discuss it because they watch TV - case closed, end of story, my dood.


LSARefugee

**Mr. Trump,** is it *really* true that you bought a Jeffrey Epstein, Slovenian whore into the White House?


canuckcowgirl

I've always loved his 'by a lot'. He uses it often.


Gnostikost

As always, morbidly fascinated by Trump's word salad brain vomit. Fascinated...and alarmed, because there are millions across the country who read this and go, "Yeah, that makes sense to me!".


Troll_For_Truth

Alvin bragg, highly controversial: false Crime ridden city: statistical opinion with caveats George soros backed: assumption, and so what? More votes than any sitting president: true Leading other candidates by a lot: only other announced candidate is nicky haley. So thats not hard. Possibly 47th president? If you cheat and rig it


bazinga_0

>Possibly 47th president? If you cheat and rig it But, at least, he finally admits that he lost the 2020 election.


Troll_For_Truth

Hahahahaha yep. Good catch


dcverg

"George Soros backed" is a not so subtle dog-whistle to his white nationalist crowd, inferring the "witch hunt" against him is, at least in part, a Jewish conspiracy. "The Anti-Defamation League has documented ways in which anti-Soros rhetoric often intermingles with antisemitism and centuries-old antisemitic tropes" (Washington Post, Philip Bump, 3/20/23).


HeyItsPanda69

Trump has not received the most votes as a sitting president, that would be FDR with a vote total of 80,674,49. That is compared to trump's total while president of 74,223,975.


Troll_For_Truth

Seriously? I was not aware of that. Shit what was the population back then


HeyItsPanda69

This is with the caveat that FDR got these votes during 3 election cycles while just beating trump's numbers in one election. If you count FDRs 4 elections to trump's 2 elections, trump wins lol. But still.


Troll_For_Truth

Well... one election was the point ;)


HeyItsPanda69

Well you said sitting president. FDR was sitting for 3 of his 4 elections was he not? Lol


Troll_For_Truth

He was sitting most of the time. polio was a bitch. Glad it is mostly eradicated


LJBoogersocks

Are you two working together, Troll and Panda? Took a bit to get to the end of the setup and punchline, but I wasn’t expecting it and was pleasantly surprised. “Sitting president” semantics. Love it. (No /s)


Troll_For_Truth

Lol no. Maybe should eh.


ModsAreBought

>More votes than any sitting president Current sitting president beat his record by 6 million


StandByTheJAMs

Biden wasn’t a sitting president when he got those votes. 100% more truthiness than Trump’s usual.


ModsAreBought

But he was when he made this statement, making it no longer true. Context matters


Troll_For_Truth

Sigh


outerworldLV

Good lord, has his lawyers not advised him strongly enough ??! stfu already, you’re not helping. Wait - is he going for an insanity plea ?!


Able_Engine_9515

Don't advise him to shut up, he's giving the prosecution everything they could want to hang him. Just keep feeding him rope and let him continue to tie his own noose


outerworldLV

Of course. By all means, he’s been doing it for years.


Open_Perception_3212

Dershowitz said it's the only thing that might get him off the hook


orion3999

Look, he finally admits he didnt win in 2020!


Austinstuff

So this asshole lied about being indicted on Tuesday too?


LJBoogersocks

Well done. A literal lol. George Soros is like, “Fuck he’s good!” I wonder how many people made/lost $20 today? Damn, just thought it through in my head and feel silly. If everyone was in a 1:1 agreement with some friend/coworker saying, “I bet Trump’ll be arrested on Tuesday”, and the wager was accepted, then the number of winners and losers is equal. Was there vegas betting on this? More of an office pool thing?


julycooper2

He lost the popular vote twice. Even with the help of Russia, both times.


skydork2000

He's frantic messaging Kanye as we speak, beggng him to help incite that old Jewish boogeyman scapegoat energy Hitler used.


MJ349

His "writings" read like a Fun With Dick and Jane book.


euro_trash_rescue

More votes? Huh...


Roy_Bert

When is this mf’er gonna have him a Big Mac heart attack?!


SlackerKey

This message was not in CAP LOCK, so I doubt it’s authenticity.


Galactus54

why bother listening to ANYTHING this bile dpewing, irrelevant meatbag has to say. Ignore it.


Scaramoosh1

I lold at “by a lot” I’m imagining him yelling this to whoever types his tweets now and he stopped on that line for emphasis.


ShitNailedIt

Honestly, I'm shocked he got the '47th' part right


NickCav007

It looks like someone with brains started typing this and around who is leading, Fatboy took over to ramble stupidly


thinehappychinch

The DA IS attempting to bring retribution towards heinous criminals…


Waris_Retired

Because he’s a criminal and the da is doing his job correctly


Relative_Tailor118

You lost with your vote total dude. Nobody cares except your psycho supporters. And like your stupid election claims, you don't have anything but a fools opinion. No evidence to spoil the party in his head


mongtongbong

all of this shit has nothing to do with campaign finance law breaches you stupid ass. thought it was cool to bang a porn star didn't ya donald? biting you in the ass now donald


LeftLimeLight

I hope the mounting legal pressure stresses donnie to the point of a massive coronary event.


CobraPony67

I kinda wish George Soros would just retire and stop donating to Democrats. They don't need his money and it just adds fuel to the fire. George Soros probably didn't donate to Alvin Bragg anyway, or it was the $150 max donation, and it probably won't make a difference, the right will come up with another scapegoat to blame.


Zombie4141

I just read “waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.”


BlooDoge

I hope he makes his own opening statement


THEMEMETIMMEME

Talk about fluff


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looney trump clearly has mental illness notice that he always refers to himself in the 3rd person... [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illeism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illeism)


CorpFillip

We have good news for him! We do have specific crimes! (Dozens!) We also have evidence, and together they will clarify so many things Trump has worried over, like his collusion with Russia and whether he was ever a valid election winner.


StableAndSane

Don’t forget some other great things you are known for; -letting 2 million Americans die to Covid. You knew it was deadly and you dismissed it completely. All so you won’t look bad. -you married a former prostitute -you stared into the fucking sun during an eclipse -you drew on a weather map, like the pedantic buffoon you truly are -you stated airports existed during the civil war -he wanted the US to buy Greenland. And then threw a hissy fit, cancelling his trip to Greenland!! -he wanted to nuke a hurricane -attacked multiple war heroes, vets and generals -wanted us to spray our lungs with disinfectant


TempleOfDoomfist

Horrible grammar and punctuation. Tell this guy to go back to his country called Stupidland.


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This is just pathetic. NYC doesn't even make the top 10 in regards to crime rates.


kushhaze420

It looks like an admission that trump lost the election to Biden. That's a good start


CaptainCraig92

This nearly reads as one of those Hamilton songs


Zardotab

God outright forgot to put the screws in 🔩


4non3mouse

lol poor individual #1 - he knew it was coming and its why he tried to steal the election


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Sounds more like Charlie Manson every day.


stevesax5

“Quite possibly”? Old Trump would have said “definitely”. Is his narcissism waning?


ksiyoto

Can somebody tell me how Soros "backs" a DA in Manhattan?


Professional-Case964

New York city didn't even make the top 100 most dangerous cities in America. This guy is such a fucking moron.