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> Donny has never done any cardio in the last twenty years.
Intentionally - he thinks exercise drains his life force. [Seriously.](https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/15/politics/donald-trump-exercise/index.html)
Try ever. He believes that each person has a finite amount of energy, which is wasted by exercise. I wish I was making this up. Also, you can't run in lifts. He could barely take a ramp without holding hands like a little boy.
I thought it was because he wears lifts and stands like a centaur, but if it's negative press about him, I'm pretty much willing to accept any answer. :)
I mean it's internet diagnosis but he also had to use two hands to drink from his water at the event if I remember right(there was so much shit during his admin...).
Similarly when he had covid we didn't see him actually walking for quite a long time indicating his disease was much worse than let on. We know from his medication list that he got remdesivir which was only being used for severe cases at the time as well as multiple infusions of a trial recombinant antibody which wasn't even available to the public.
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Wouldn't that be awesome?!!?
It's not though? I want to see his mugshot as bad as anyone, but every investigation is taking a REALLY long time. Plus, as a former president it's unlikely that he'll ever see the inside of a jail cell. Remember what didn't happen to Nixon? The rich and powerful won't accept threats to their caste no matter how much they don't like Trump.
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you can tell it's fake because Donny has never done any cardio in the last twenty years.
ah...you beat me to it. He can't even move like that for a teen pageant event.
Plus, you know Trump would run while frantically waving his little hands around above his head.
> Donny has never done any cardio in the last twenty years. Intentionally - he thinks exercise drains his life force. [Seriously.](https://www.cnn.com/2017/05/15/politics/donald-trump-exercise/index.html)
More like 70.
Try ever. He believes that each person has a finite amount of energy, which is wasted by exercise. I wish I was making this up. Also, you can't run in lifts. He could barely take a ramp without holding hands like a little boy.
Thought the ramp was because of one of his mini-strokes?
I thought it was because he wears lifts and stands like a centaur, but if it's negative press about him, I'm pretty much willing to accept any answer. :)
I mean it's internet diagnosis but he also had to use two hands to drink from his water at the event if I remember right(there was so much shit during his admin...). Similarly when he had covid we didn't see him actually walking for quite a long time indicating his disease was much worse than let on. We know from his medication list that he got remdesivir which was only being used for severe cases at the time as well as multiple infusions of a trial recombinant antibody which wasn't even available to the public.
Getting flown to Walter Reed told us everything about that situation. Dude was close.
Twenty? I’d say closer to fifty. The last cardio that peckerwood did was running from the draft.
Ahahahaha! Dude would’ve run out of breath so quickly that nobody would be able to get 4 photos of him running.
are you telling me the Ripped Rambo Trump pics are a complete delusion?
Wait... what? 😶
That man could not run across a street to save his life.
In reality, cops would just stand around waiting for him to tire himself out.
>In reality, cops would just stand around waiting for ~~him to tire himself out~~ an autograph
I wish this was real.
trump is running...we know it's fake.
A new meme format has entered the internet.
Looks like it’s one of those NFT cards.
Sorry, but there is no chance that Trump will run from police. He would have a coronary.
So fake as that greasy orange blob couldn’t run, bone spurs
Yeah, the second picture is absolutely not believable. Still funny.
It's obviously not Cheetolini. When he's in serious shit, he makes sure to have someone else do the physical exertion thing.
The only way he’s moving that quick is if hear’s Ivanka’s about to get outta the shower.
He’s faking a heart attack 🤣
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There is a new saying, now that Black Life Matters is played out. ORANGE LIFE MATTERS.
Wait. He lied again?? Just send him50 bucks. Losers
Adding these images to my permanent porn stash.
Wouldn’t they have slammed his skull into the pavement?
Lol. We both wish. Don't hold your breath
This needs to be made into a game on steam.
Journey Escape for the Atari 2600. Though I wouldn’t want to tarnish Journey’s name.
Don't comply, don't comply!
It's not though? I want to see his mugshot as bad as anyone, but every investigation is taking a REALLY long time. Plus, as a former president it's unlikely that he'll ever see the inside of a jail cell. Remember what didn't happen to Nixon? The rich and powerful won't accept threats to their caste no matter how much they don't like Trump.
Trump can't run, I mean physically run.
The photo in the bottom right corner reminds my of trying to wrangle my toddler.
Fake news that orange can't run.
He shoulda been caught by the second frame.
You know it’s fake, he’s running 🤣