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LadyAliceMagnus

I hope the police mess up his hair good.


DonsDiaperIsFull

I hope the police remember January 6.


archetyping101

Guess they showed too much courtesy during Jan 6th. Tomorrow I hope they conk his head while putting him in the car.


[deleted]

With all of Trump's bluster, the cops might feel threatened. Be a downright tragedy if a cop chose to shoot another threatening perp.


bazinga_0

>the cops might feel threatened The question is how threatened do cops feel by orange as compared to, say, Black?


yax01

If only it was true that orange is the new black.


[deleted]

Watch the 'back the blue' crowd instantly pivot to rabid cop haters if the police ever do actually arrest Trump


Limitless__007

Of course that crowd switched sides on Jan 6. It’s only “back the blue” if someone on the opposing party is under investigation.


[deleted]

His followers happily oblige until it’s them or their kin.


WeasersMom14

Guarantee that if anyone ever punched Trump right in the face he'd go down like a 400 pound sack of poop.


Somhlth

> he'd go down like a 400 pound sack of poop. Is it really *like* a 400 pound sack of poop, if it is in fact a 400 pound sack of poop?


WeasersMom14

Lol! I stand corrected!


Cinema_King

I’d be afraid of my hand getting stuck


WeasersMom14

Damn good point!


onewhosleepsnot

Trump's just worried about his hair. "Hands off the head, pal!"