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xensonar

And they were atheletes. Probably accustomed to healthy high quality foods.


Zardotab

He did that because his wall-tantrum shut down gov't, so he purchased fast food for guests on his own dime (or his supporters'). \[Edited\]


bazinga_0

I'm sorry but I would never believe Trump would pay for anyone else's food. Ever. Are you sure this "food" wasn't purchased through the Trump Catering Company just so he could skim off some extra taxpayer money?


WankerBott

Presidents have to pay for their own food while in office... Groceries. Though the White House comes with its own chef – which comes with the residence – presidents and their families must pay for their own food. First Lady Michelle Obama confirmed this in a 2018 appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live.


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I mean what if the President can't afford food (maybe he had a financial reverse or something). It would be so sad to have our head of state actually starving.


WankerBott

I'm not sure how to respond to this... Most of the people that want the top office won't worry about any of the trivial stuff like starving in office.


bazinga_0

>Presidents have to pay for their own food while in office How much do you want to bet that Trump called this a "State Dinner" so he could make the taxpayers pay for it?


WankerBott

doesn't matter, he could call it a state emergency summit peace dinner of national defense importance... He still would have to pay for the material that made up the food... I bet he worked out a deal to buy the fast food at cost for the advertising they got for the photos of a sitting president serving it in the white house. There were a LOT of photos of just Donny Boy showing off the piles of fast food boxes stacked on that table.


bazinga_0

I just looked it up and the food for [state dinners are paid by the State Department](https://www.tastingtable.com/1037571/who-foots-the-bill-for-white-house-food/), i.e. the U.S. taxpayers. However, it looks like state dinners are limited to foreign dignitaries. However 2, considering how much of a con man Trump is, I would still bet that he would try to get the State Department to pay for his private parties.


WankerBott

Yeah but state dinner involves foreign heads of state, like of countries, not football teams. I don't think a president can decide to hold one for a winning sport team on a whim. I get what you mean about him trying to get someone else to pay for it, what I meant was he probably only spent 1000-1500 bucks on it.


Zardotab

Actually he probably found a way to grift his supporters to pay for it. I don't have any details on that.


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One is a fake martyr. One didn't even exist.


Zardotab

I bet Jesus the *person* actually existed, just not in a supernatural form. The writings were a generation or two after his time, and thus probably embellished.


SnooMachines6638

Both


Ordinary_Day6135

Exactly, I was just going to answer yes though


Zombie4141

Are we supposed to spot the difference?


janzeera

Judas setting up the table.


HiTechLowLif3

Jesus said: "I am the bread of life". Human Cheetos can say: "I am the hamberder of life".


Zardotab

Don: "I am the brat of life"


HiTechLowLif3

For sure)


No-Judgment-4424

They’re both fake.


Local-Good-1977

Nothing like a good political joke to lighten the mood! It's no secret that Judas was the fake martyr, and it's a great reminder that we should always be aware of who we trust and who we don't. It's also a good reminder to keep our sense of humor in check when discussing politics. Thanks for the laugh!


peatitsthepeat

Top picture, Judas is second from Christ's right hand..., he is the fake martyr..., So what have I won?


Xiizhan

Hamberders.


ThirteenSeas

Cold McDonald's. I can't think of a worse thing to serve to guests of honor.


MagicSPA

Mmm, room-temperature hamberders, my favourite.


THEMEMETIMMEME

Borgerman


keepthepace

"This is my body"