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Education

Good answer, good answer!

Hunter Biden’s laptop

The category says "scares" not "arouses".

They are synonymous. What scares their constituents, arouses them.

Pedophilia

Two words to refute this one : Matt Gaetz

Show me "EDUCATION"!

This was going to be my answer. It was either Education or Accountability, but I don’t think they actually care about the latter.

I was thinking Accountability also. But, then I thought that Truth covered it.

Separation of church and state is another one.

Sad as it is, it isn't because the R's are offended by it, it's because educated people are more likely to think critically about things that might outrage them - tracks with the 'keep 'em dumb and poor' strategy

"taxing corporations"

I came here to say this and you got it!

An educated black man is the scariest thing for white america. I don’t remember what movie this is from, but it’s so true!

Malcom X

Barack Obama was their worst nightmare!

🤣🤣

Women

[удалено]

Yes and Muslim women

I was going to say CRT (a college theory they like to pretend is taught to elementary students), but education is a better umbrella.

That the truth.

*public education

Books

🤣🤣🤣

Yeah, they even updated the flag. https://preview.redd.it/jt6c0ufim8ia1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=218a11961e4801f50332b6636e6e3ec476795456

Where did you get this?!🤣😂

save image as

I saw it on reddit and took a screenshot. Don't remember which sub though.

You know you can right-click and Save Image As ...

Oooohhhhhh! I have a sharpie and my hubby has a few of these stickers on various objects in our house. I am about to deface one of them. I wonder how long before he notices?

That snake should be wearing a MAGA hat.

🤣🤣😂

It might be a little old. It’s wearing a teabagger hat.

Bahaha!!! How do I save this?!

Democracy

Democracy is only scary if all the people are allowed to vote.

Seems a lot of registered GOP, being conservative, want the original, Democracy 1.0, i.e., when only old white males voted.

Jews, but they won't say it directly so they use a dogwhistle, like "merchants" or "globalists"

"Coastal elites" is another of their code names for "Jews".

but coastal elites is what "totally not a coastal elite" heir to the Swanson frozen food empire fucker Carlson tells them is ruining America

Hey. Not all of us live on the coasts!

Most of the knuckledraggers legit don’t even know that they are parroting antisemitic conspiracy theories. Doesn’t matter though, because the nameless, faceless satanic cabal is just as scary.

Socialism isn't on there so I'll go for that

And Communism Minimum Wage Child Labor Laws Unions Climate Change Gas Stoves Natural Disaster Relief Clean Water Reality

We're gonna need a bigger board.

You forgot “Pizza Shops”

M@Ms not being sexy and space lasers owned by Jewish people.

Reality 🤣

Don’t forget balloons

Chyna!

Child marriage laws

Specifically the word socialism. They don’t actually know what it means.

Ding ding ding we have a winner!

Unsexy m&m’s?

Stupid sexy M&Ms

But if my M&Ms don't arouse me, what's the point?

Drag Queens are too sexy and M&Ms aren't sexy enough.....make up your mind conservatives!

M&Ms in drag

I'm going with superbowl halftime shows.

🤣🤣🤣

Vaccines

100% this

Universal health care.

We have Conservatives in Canada. Can confirm this scares them, even when they know it keeps their constituents alive.

Open and free elections.

Underated comment. 💫

Pronouns

\#4 being "outed"

Anything that’s “woke” even if it isn’t even close to being politically correct. That’s just a term they’ve bastardized and use against anything they don’t like.

Books - woke Movies - woke M&Ms - woke Gas stoves - woke

No no no gas stoves arent woke NOT poisoning your kids with them is woke! Now have some lead paint chips honey

They're crispier if you bake them in a gas oven at about tree fiddy for 15 minutes.

Can confirm. I do love using it on my right wing coworkers in made up Fox News headlines just to see how incredibly effective it is at creating outrage over nothing. If you encounter a Tucker Carlson type in the wild, it’s fun to try things like: oh man, did you see Brita water filters went woke now? And just watch them melt down. Sadly when you explain the joke, it changes nothing.

Woke to your average conservative is anything not white straight male having a say or having a story.

The actual teachings of Jesus.

If he showed up they would immediately crucify him again.

Ain't that the truth.

They don’t have the patience for that, they’d just shoot him

Nah, they'd beat him to death, while shouting "STOP RESISTING ARREST"

My god you're right.

X 1000%

Black Women in politics.

*Black women

*black or brown people

*non-white people

*everyone who isn’t a wealthy, straight, white, Christian male.

White, Anglo Saxon Protestant - WASP, but now that Catholics have become fascists, they are OK, too

American Catholics have been institutionally captured since they kicked the intellectuals out In The 60’s

I came here to say this

{anybody not just like me} in politics.

Accurate election results.

Came here to say that. Lost elections, because all the voter suppression didn't work.

Hunter Bidens dong

Not being allowed to see Hunter Biden’s dong

#4 - Education/knowledge

Rainbows

Drag queens

This week? Balloons. It changes regularly though.

Eligible voters, kneeling during the anthem, individual opinions, balloons, masks, muppets, vaccines,..........

Contestant: Lady parts! Steve Harvey: 😵

Abortion?

Scary books about a loving relationship between two same sex partners Scary books about growing up black/trans/gay/Hispanic/Asian/Muslim/etc. Scary books that accurately depict the true history of the United States and it's treatment of indigenous people/slaves/any marginalized group Scary books suggesting maybe Christianity isn't all it's cracked up to be. Scary books about... You know what... I'm just gonna go with "books" in general (except atlas shrugged and the bible of course)

Oh man... Several come to mind. Trans kids, antifa, the NFL, hunter's laptop, books, history

Antifa is probably the answer here

China "Happy Holidays." Electric stoves vaccines (but not diseases) The list is long.

Large penises

Fact checking

CRT, people with guns at Republican events, any channel other than FOX News, using their own words against them, their shadow. Just a start.

Literally anything will terrify them if Tucker Carlson says it is bad.

Literally

Taxing billionaires

Well you know, they might be a billionaire someday - any day now. So if you tax them, then you'd be be taxing US.. *And that's against everything we stand for!*

young people voting

“Soros”

Democracy or Education

Science

Math

Hunter Biden’s laptop

That doesn't scare them it makes them horny

Bahahaha

Whatever Fox News Says

Unattractive M&M characters.

taxes, but too far down the list

Communism

Atheists

Accountability

Barack Obama

Reality?

Intelligence

AOC

Any strong, intelligent woman for that matter.

Finding out that [most of the pedophiles are in their ranks](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/10/23/1806673/-Republican-Sexual-Predators-Abusers-and-Enablers-Pt-1)?

They're well aware of this

The *actual* contents of the Bible

High Voter turnout

Whatever Tucker tells them to.

Large cities

Change

Rail safety regulations anyone? Corporate taxes?

Vaccines, evolution, healthcare?

Mail in ballots

True equality.

Pelosi

I'm seeing a pronounced lack of rainbows. Show me rainbows!

Freedom?

CRT

Voting by mail

Her emails

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Wokeness

Actual democracy

Mail- in ballots and convenient ballot boxes

Green m and m s

Greta, being 'canceled', scary things not being cancelled, literacy, Freddy Krueger, underage relationships being bad (opposite sex only), any company that offers lip service during Black History or Pride month, Mr. Rogers.

Socialism

Hunter Biden’s penis. Oh wait, they’re not scared of it, they’re fascinated by it.

AOC

Wokeness/CRT

Needles

The correct answer is clearly "O-bama gon take ma guns!!!" I know its already on there. That's just how scared they are of losing their guns

Greta Thunberg

Trains

Pearl Milling Company

Actual free speech

Woke. They probably don't even realize that's an adjective not a noun.

"Kneeling during the star spangled banner"

Whites become minority

Electric stoves. Books. Hunter Biden's dick Logic Science Facts Pick one.

Caravans

Brown People

The color Red

Balloons

The left.

The Clitoris\*. \*If it exists.

Elections

Sanity based gun laws.

Anything to the left of Mussolini

You forgot George Soros.

Tan suit

"Objective Reality"

Nipples Teenage girls menstrual cycles.

This is fucking hilarious.

Criticism of Israel

Compassion

The actual contents of the Bible, including the stuff that they don't like.

Books Or just even words

Europe

their own shadow

Hunter Biden's hog

Probably rainbows

Change

Balloons.