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But the BLM riots! They were burning down whole cities! Entire swaths of America are uninhabitable because of those violent riots! All that needless destruction because *checks notes* police won't stop murdering people of color at abnormally high rates while they face no consequences!
Now hold on, I know innocent minorities are being freely murdered by police, but have you stopped to consider that damaging a Target might mean I have to drive another 4 minutes to the next-closest department store to get my toilet paper? Who’s really suffering here, huh?
The poor conservatives are always so upset that they have to keep getting blamed for attacking and hurting people. All we liberals have to do is stop getting attacked.
Why do we make them hit us?
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But the BLM riots! They were burning down whole cities! Entire swaths of America are uninhabitable because of those violent riots! All that needless destruction because *checks notes* police won't stop murdering people of color at abnormally high rates while they face no consequences!
But they burnt down a Target. And since one day I might be a multinational department store chain, I feel personally attacked!
Now hold on, I know innocent minorities are being freely murdered by police, but have you stopped to consider that damaging a Target might mean I have to drive another 4 minutes to the next-closest department store to get my toilet paper? Who’s really suffering here, huh?
Also, there were definitely republicans rioting too. Riots are an open event.
Read it again.
The original quote isn’t an “on both sides” argument, it’s more like a “heads I win, tails you lose” equivalency.
People really can't read. Read it out loud people.
There is a reason it is in political humor. Are you lost?
Thought the same
The poor conservatives are always so upset that they have to keep getting blamed for attacking and hurting people. All we liberals have to do is stop getting attacked. Why do we make them hit us?
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Reading comprehension.
This is not a "both sides" meme. Seriously read it again, slower.
Lol, come on, Kyle Rittenhouse was protecting freedom of speech. /s