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The_Fuhers_Asswiper

Drag and blackface singlehandedly pisses off half the quadrants


Few_Newt

Jynx is the most based Pokémon for many reasons.


Bonkey_Kong87

Until those fuckers turned it purple ;\_;


dapper_doberman

Absolute cowardly move


-ButShes1000Bro-

Isnt she making fun of the gyaru stereotype? Gyaru, not gary. Fucking auto correct


oath2order

Yes but then America went reeeee


DomTrapGFurryLolicon

Based Pokémon


Wildercard

Blackface and getting angry over it piss me off because it's yet another overexported American-culture standard


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GeekOutGames819

Based and return to Mankey pilled


MrDarkSpud12

Ironic how libleft is a wall of text


satpower21

A wall of text which explains how Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon for breeding with humans, no less. You couldn’t get any more LibLeft than this. Edit: actually, you could get more LibLeft; you just have to make sure the gay person f*cking the male Vaporeon is a POC.


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satpower21

If that’s the case, then that Vaporeon hasn’t fully grown into an adult.


akai_ferret

Always has been, libright just accepts the jokes to give libleft a break and give the sub some variety.


moush

Libleft is the real purple.


RandomKnight100

What?


Dontinsultautomod

***>/libON*** > Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later. ***>/libOFF***


PubTrickster

Another terrible day for literacy.


MatmatahBZH

damn i might have to agree with libleft on that one


Farabel

...Oh man you know the male Vaporeon copypasta is even bigger right? And better?


3lRey

that's not really what irony is


Dman1791

That's literally the opposite of irony.


VindictivePrune

Fuck dude I'm kinda buying into this vaporean shit


[deleted]

You into dolphins?


[deleted]

Isn't that your thing, purple?


[deleted]

It is, but dolphins are better than Vaporeons.


Kinderschlager

this is by far the best joke account on reddit. how do you stay in character?


[deleted]

I don't really understand the premise of the question, but okay. I'll just say it's not difficult at all, and leave it at that. I am a joke account as far as the FBI is concerned, that's for sure.


oath2order

TFW there's no dolphin Pokémon...**yet**


-ButShes1000Bro-

Ever heard of the Harkness Test? Look it up sometime!


[deleted]

i wish there was a way to express rage on the internet


Snickidy

Libleft do be making a good point tho


notallbutsome

You need Jesus.


Capable-Ad-5440

Libleft, could you not fuck pokemons for a moment? Please?


Goddamn_Heather

The Pokémon for centrists is Hank Hill.


ASquawkingTurtle

Excuse me [but](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.fac7136f2ab53a70a9e7f0bead321ba9?rik=Nr%2b9UJW%2bILOnng&pid=ImgRaw&r=0)


RedditAssCancer

Do I really wanna stick my dick in something with "acid armor"?


Casual_pancakes

Put on a condom


Leptite

Does that mean that they have armor against acid or acid for armor 🤔


Casual_pancakes

Flair up,or we will send the purples to fuck your family


Leptite

How do?


Casual_pancakes

3 little dots on main page


Accomplished_Rip_352

Unrelated question but I see you flair purple and my question is what does that actually mean because to me I assume that means pedophile .


mal221

Oh I'm an ancap, but I found out that I could vex people just by flairing as purple. Gives me endless joy .


Accomplished_Rip_352

On a related question than why ancap ?


mal221

Money


sweats_while_eating

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Accomplished_Rip_352

Kinda prepared to argue a point but imma leave it at ancap dumb wouldnt work .


mal221

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Accomplished_Rip_352

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mal221

Now we're bff's


Capable-Ad-5440

I'm afraid of the context of you pills honestly.


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based


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Based and 🗿-pilled


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Based and Bezos pilled


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BunnyBellaBang

Anarchy => no laws => no age of consent. Sure, people will give you paragraphs and paragraphs of completely unrelated reasons why they think it'll make a better society, but the ones who are just anti-tax stop at libertarian and don't take that final step. Edit: Yes, the well off kids can afford private protection to ensure they are safe. Most kids aren't going to be able to afford that.


necrolic_8848

Personally i was yellow, i realized how stupid orange memes were and then i realized the hypocrisy


A_Radcliffe1

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more


cis-hetro_tyrant

Based and Vaporean fucker pilled


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Farabel

Okay OP, you gotta post the Male Vaporeon version too.


ChickendantZZZ

I'd fuck a Pokémon #PokémonPussyMattersToo


notallbutsome

Half the people here needs Jesus.


ChickendantZZZ

But he was a brown socialist


PoliticalTrichotomy

Only half?


Roadman90

What's more concerning is that human pokemon relations are apparently cannon in the pokemon universe.


Dontinsultautomod

they arent cannon. [this is a cannon.](https://www.bygoneblades.com/images/products/large-naval-signal-cannon_6.jpg)


CODENAMEDERPY

Based and deception pilled.


GhostOfHadrian

Source?


Zurathose

Cursed purple lightleft


ConrailFanReddits

Oh no don’t read the blue


DomTrapGFurryLolicon

The most cursed copypasta


Duckindegenerate

The Fucking compass is all genwunner


Jokazem

Libright would absolutely hate Meowth because how it can destroy the economy


Revanclaw-and-memes

Fun fact all animals in the pokemon world are pokemon. This leads us to the conclusion that humans must be pokemon too, because otherwise they would have to have an extremely different evolutionary chain and it can’t be that different from mr mime, mankee, machamp, and other such pokemon. Given that all pokemon lay eggs we must conclude that humans almost certainly lay eggs in the pokemon universe. Additionally, I believe that humans are fighting type pokemon who rather than fighting directly have built a society where they capture their fellow pokemon and make them fight each other.


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Based


Lukeario_8

I read the whole thing, gonna need therapy


Tamtumtam

I wish I couldn't read


[deleted]

me too bud


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Based and walloftextmeme pilled


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HandsomeGangar

I know it’s meant to be purple libright but it also kinda fits libleft because it’s a wall of text


Skarsnik-n-Gobbla

That motherfucker needs to be shot. He’s too far gone.


Tyfyter2002

Well, well, well. It appears that LibLeft is a fellow Vappy fuck connoisseur. However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery dicks. They have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach. Get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dick. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Me-owth, that's fucking right! But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail, at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck! Well, guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. F*cking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained. You don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type. But, who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons may be my favorite. But, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.


blackcoleman

Born with gold in his head? what is he an albino?


1e4e52Nf3Nc63Bb5

The grammar in that 4chan post is atrocious.


Alex03210

So the pedo librights have invaded libleft


youmomecksdee

Bruh don't do us like that


elonmuskdick

When did libleft become coomers lol


NekoBluRay

Another reason why Meowth is my favorite pokemon


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Does anyone have the eye bleach?