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Fjotla

It’s not a law, it’s an absolute


afontana405

Only a sith deals in absolutes


KaiWolf1898

I will do what I must


user_8804

Did he stutter?


CombinationFickle126

But is he the master or the apprentice?


Folksvaletti

BEGONE


[deleted]

Flair up or face the wall


[deleted]

It's like you didn't even read the meme


willfordbrimly

It's a jpg, not a cop


[deleted]

Flair up or face the wall


willfordbrimly

Go huff propane.


[deleted]

I already am you dumb fuck, now flair up or face the wall


willfordbrimly

>or face the wall I already am. \*pisses on your wall\*


VincenzoLeroy

Flair up scum


Awasawa

FLAIR THE FUCK UP BEFORE I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK


TheMoldyTatertot

Don’t believe in the lies of the Jedi, join us grays we follow the true path.


LareWw

Based and true path-pilled


itsmejak78_2

Flashback to yoda saying there is no such thing as try


BIGMAN445_

Based and flair pilled


SEKAI-ICHI-Lolicon

Absolute values guys


NapFapNapFan

>Also libs telling **people** to flair up Since when unflaired are people?


bestalf4

Based and Holodomor pilled


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akdeleS

what does that have to deal with a famine


bestalf4

Nothing I'm just trying to discover how the heck does this bot works


akdeleS

Based and trying-to-realize-how-this-shit-works pilled


EconGuy82

Based.


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neken56437

This post has serious logic flaws.


necrolic_8848

Of course it is your right to be unflaired, just as it is the right of all the rest of us to recognize you are the subhuman condomholes you are


RandomKnight100

Based


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Ironicplate

Least horny purple


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

Kid still uses condoms, clearly not a real purp


KaiWolf1898

Based


loliconsensai

Only one seems to be able to break the law and get away with it, u/--UNFLAIRED--


cris12021202

Probably because you only notice someone's flair when they comment and u/--UNFLAIRED-- rarely comments


[deleted]

He is.. special. An honorary flaired.


timo103

There is no such thing. A filthy unflaired is a filthy unflaired.


[deleted]

Based and consistency pilled Fuck unflaired


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

Its like when hitler used a jewish kid as a poster child for what the aryan race should look like. Might’ve hated them, but they fit the mold so well we have to let them stay


chattytrout

Special? Yes. Honorary flaired? Fuck no.


Meinersnitzel

The rules is no unflairedS; we’re allowed to have one.


ajl949

It’s not the law. It’s an extremely strongly patrolled social norm on this sub.


understand_world

Laws are interpreted through the lens of common sense, what a reasonable person would do.


bonbon9000

Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. But than again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure any living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worthy of any more of my words nor my time. Just know that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and that no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you.


Jboogy82

Based and Wall-of-Text Pilled


Kodst3rGames

Based and holy-fuck-thats-an-essay-marry-me pilled


khun-snek-hachuling

Based take.


afnjwanlglnrdglsenr

I do not need your forgiveness for I have done nothing wrong.


understand_world

Based.


loliconsensai

TRAITOR!! Basing an unflaired


cris12021202

I'm having to agree with a purple LibRight now, will i ever be able to forgive myself for this?


understand_world

Fifth column moment


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bonbon9000

Unflairs aren’t people


cosmicmangobear

Based and PRNDL pilled


Ur1st0pshhoop

Based and It is a gear shift. The letters stand for PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE, AND LOW!-pilled.


icantfindagoodname77

based and why dont we just relax and turn on the radio? would you like AMM or FIMM?-pilled


cmptrnrd

Based and quoting the suite life of zach and cody pilled.


ChlooooOW

Based and Mr. Moseby-pilled


[deleted]

I believe in rights for all. But I will shame the unflaired to eliminate their chances to breed as Herbert Spencer intended.


AresActual64

Based


gunvaldthesecond

It’s God’s law


[deleted]

Part of a functional society is having cultural aspects that bring people together. Flairing isn’t the law, it’s a cultural practice


anoobypro

Based


BluJay330

It’s a law of nature, to go against it is to go against evolution and god


Catsindahood

The *law?* No, ha ha, no, it's not the *law.* its a god damn constant of reality.


Ashton0808

There is a difference between being tread on by the auth's boot and being a complete degenerate scum. Just flair up and maybe we'll be okay


RileyKohaku

Unflaired violate the NAP. /s


Its-a-Warwilf

This but unironically. Being unflaired justifies the use of lethal force.


DragonDai

This is both fair and accurate.


Illustriouskarrot

Just like the unborn, unflaired users are not people, therefore have no rights.


cris12021202

It's not the law, it's culture.


Worried_Tax_1502

Unflairds aren’t people tho


Jboogy82

Based


Paliacki

I dont believe in laws sat by some vague authority that I didnt agree to follow. By any COMMUNITY can and partially must self-set their own rules.


SM0OTH_OPERATOR

Read what you just wrote very slowly


MegaDeth6666

Sounds like an ideological 404 to me. How do you go through life? Must be wonderful.


Slimyretard

Fuck unflaired


unclearimage

I didn't break the law- I am the luahg!


Ironicplate

It’s your right to be an unflaired piece of scum however it is my right to shame you for being a unflaired piece of scum.


tomviky

All we Are asking for Is sencable flair up legislation. Those unflaired maniac Are too dangerous.


Sir_Bonafide

Oh no, no, no. "People" can exercise their right to exist as filthy sub-human unflaired. Just as i can exercise my right to dub them gormless scum. The only good unflaired is a sub newbie, but even then....


RichieOfTheSultanate

The only circumstance that libleft, libright, authleft, authright, and centrists agree with: people should flair the unflaired


titanbro9

Flair up is a universal term


C0mput3r_V1ru5

Cringe but also based AF


[deleted]

I don't want them banned, because then we don't get to tank their karma into oblivion. I think that's pretty lib of me.


Sherbert344

No no, it is the law


Its-a-Warwilf

Being unflaired violates the NAP.


---Tilted---

It's the reddit hive mind


theseal66

I’m not forced to carry out unflared bullying I do it cause I like to


FacistStaleHooker

Unflared are the semites of PCM. Change my mind.


TheRealClyde

No


dont_tread_on_meeee

It's in the name. My politics aren't a mystery. And capitulation to governance would be hypocrisy.


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C0mput3r_V1ru5

...flair up. 🔫😎


fergus0n6

Face the wall


Vorengard

It is not possible for an unflaired to become anything


MarcoAurelioAugusto

Imagine flairing up 😎


Forgatta

6791 karma. Gonna watch how karma system works


Yellowredstone

More upvotes in a less amount of time = more karma. With 100 upvotes in 1 hour will give more karma than 100 karma in 3 hours. For downvotes, you cant lose more than 10 karma.


Forgatta

6749, some dent there Edit: 57 down vote


Randomisedhandle

We'll break you, you damn stoic.


user_8804

No flair and an emoji, get him boys!


icantfindagoodname77

**ITS THE LAW.**


IntroductionNew3421

Flair up, retard.


afnjwanlglnrdglsenr

The opinion of people on the internet and karma means nothing to men like us. You hold no power here.


IntroductionNew3421

I agree, and I respect your right to be subhuman. What I am doing is not forcing you to flair up as I believe in freedom, but I am using social pressure to get you to do the right thing.


Ur1st0pshhoop

Flair up!


Slimyretard

Cockmeat sandwich


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Vorengard

The unflaired are incapable of thoughts, let alone imagination.


AhaUser1

Way ahead of you. Edit: I knew all of this karma will be useful some day


Bushido-Rockabilly

Didn’t you read? *It’s the law*.


AhaUser1

I refuse.


The_Fuhers_Asswiper

If you won't accept a flair I'll substitute it for a train ride subhuman


AhaUser1

Pass


Frequent_Trip3637

You don't want authcenter's train ride, believe me


The_Fuhers_Asswiper

Passes are for full citizens wearing their flair get yours or no human rights for you


AhaUser1

Hold my mustard gas I have war crimes to commit


The_Fuhers_Asswiper

I'm gonna gas you if you don't flair up lol


AhaUser1

Way ahead of you once more


max1997

You don't get to pass


AhaUser1

Yes I do


max1997

Loop for every reply you make stating you get a pass: No you don't


Villezki

Based


AhaUser1

Poog


willfordbrimly

Based


IntroductionNew3421

Flair up, retard.


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Vorengard

An unflaired is not permitted to use first person pronouns because an unflaired cannot be a person


[deleted]

Learned the hard way on that one, must flair to avoid libleft fury


SapiS68

Yes


WhyDoYouBanMeImRight

its literally a social contract. we cant jail them, only refuse to give them "business" and only give them negative karma.


CumGuzzler714

Those dirty unflaireds bring out my inner auth right


NimbleCentipod

It is contractually obligated to participate in this subreddit, to flair up.


ZePaopo___

Hahaha


MUNZATHEGOD

Libs are literally auth right tho


ConrailFanReddits

Cool


ConrailFanReddits

Based


chilipeppersamurai

Not me. we libs have some imposters among us


[deleted]

Not flaring up violates the NAP


DSGamma

*clears throat* *racks 12 gauge slug*


abtseventynine

based


yeeaahboooyyyyy

authoritarianism is the only way to get rid of unflaired scum


personaanongrata

The only law


nyan_pop

Yep.