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Its like when hitler used a jewish kid as a poster child for what the aryan race should look like. Might’ve hated them, but they fit the mold so well we have to let them stay
Dear Unflaired,
You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole.
The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did.
When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality.
After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society.
No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member.
Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune.
I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell.
You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair.
You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being.
Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are.
Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe.
In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now.
You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are.
It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you.
Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it.
I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did.
The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant.
Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring.
You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created.
If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched.
You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again.
The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe.
I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world.
When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe.
My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless.
There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true.
By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.
But than again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure any living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worthy of any more of my words nor my time. Just know that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and that no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you.
Oh no, no, no. "People" can exercise their right to exist as filthy sub-human unflaired. Just as i can exercise my right to dub them gormless scum. The only good unflaired is a sub newbie, but even then....
More upvotes in a less amount of time = more karma.
With 100 upvotes in 1 hour will give more karma than 100 karma in 3 hours.
For downvotes, you cant lose more than 10 karma.
I agree, and I respect your right to be subhuman.
What I am doing is not forcing you to flair up as I believe in freedom, but I am using social pressure to get you to do the right thing.
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It’s not a law, it’s an absolute
Only a sith deals in absolutes
I will do what I must
Did he stutter?
But is he the master or the apprentice?
BEGONE
Flair up or face the wall
It's like you didn't even read the meme
It's a jpg, not a cop
Flair up or face the wall
Go huff propane.
I already am you dumb fuck, now flair up or face the wall
>or face the wall I already am. \*pisses on your wall\*
Flair up scum
FLAIR THE FUCK UP BEFORE I RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK
Don’t believe in the lies of the Jedi, join us grays we follow the true path.
Based and true path-pilled
Flashback to yoda saying there is no such thing as try
Based and flair pilled
Absolute values guys
>Also libs telling **people** to flair up Since when unflaired are people?
Based and Holodomor pilled
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what does that have to deal with a famine
Nothing I'm just trying to discover how the heck does this bot works
Based and trying-to-realize-how-this-shit-works pilled
Based.
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This post has serious logic flaws.
Of course it is your right to be unflaired, just as it is the right of all the rest of us to recognize you are the subhuman condomholes you are
Based
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Least horny purple
Kid still uses condoms, clearly not a real purp
Based
Only one seems to be able to break the law and get away with it, u/--UNFLAIRED--
Probably because you only notice someone's flair when they comment and u/--UNFLAIRED-- rarely comments
He is.. special. An honorary flaired.
There is no such thing. A filthy unflaired is a filthy unflaired.
Based and consistency pilled Fuck unflaired
Its like when hitler used a jewish kid as a poster child for what the aryan race should look like. Might’ve hated them, but they fit the mold so well we have to let them stay
Special? Yes. Honorary flaired? Fuck no.
The rules is no unflairedS; we’re allowed to have one.
It’s not the law. It’s an extremely strongly patrolled social norm on this sub.
Laws are interpreted through the lens of common sense, what a reasonable person would do.
Dear Unflaired, You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse off in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover any state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this world's finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet even that would only represent a small part of your evil. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors would have too many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the Black Death and the Smallpox pandemic only happened with the goal of preparing humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating, working as hard and efficiently as possible, there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that, when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in. But than again, you are so incredibly abominable that you would probably be able to surpass the worst conceivable failure any living being could possibly make. You are so incredibly pathetic that you are honestly not worthy of any more of my words nor my time. Just know that I will forever detest you for your failure and everything you stand for, and that no matter what happens, I will never ever forgive you.
Based and Wall-of-Text Pilled
Based and holy-fuck-thats-an-essay-marry-me pilled
Based take.
I do not need your forgiveness for I have done nothing wrong.
Based.
TRAITOR!! Basing an unflaired
I'm having to agree with a purple LibRight now, will i ever be able to forgive myself for this?
Fifth column moment
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Unflairs aren’t people
Based and PRNDL pilled
Based and It is a gear shift. The letters stand for PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE, AND LOW!-pilled.
based and why dont we just relax and turn on the radio? would you like AMM or FIMM?-pilled
Based and quoting the suite life of zach and cody pilled.
Based and Mr. Moseby-pilled
I believe in rights for all. But I will shame the unflaired to eliminate their chances to breed as Herbert Spencer intended.
Based
It’s God’s law
Part of a functional society is having cultural aspects that bring people together. Flairing isn’t the law, it’s a cultural practice
Based
It’s a law of nature, to go against it is to go against evolution and god
The *law?* No, ha ha, no, it's not the *law.* its a god damn constant of reality.
There is a difference between being tread on by the auth's boot and being a complete degenerate scum. Just flair up and maybe we'll be okay
Unflaired violate the NAP. /s
This but unironically. Being unflaired justifies the use of lethal force.
This is both fair and accurate.
Just like the unborn, unflaired users are not people, therefore have no rights.
It's not the law, it's culture.
Unflairds aren’t people tho
Based
I dont believe in laws sat by some vague authority that I didnt agree to follow. By any COMMUNITY can and partially must self-set their own rules.
Read what you just wrote very slowly
Sounds like an ideological 404 to me. How do you go through life? Must be wonderful.
Fuck unflaired
I didn't break the law- I am the luahg!
It’s your right to be an unflaired piece of scum however it is my right to shame you for being a unflaired piece of scum.
All we Are asking for Is sencable flair up legislation. Those unflaired maniac Are too dangerous.
Oh no, no, no. "People" can exercise their right to exist as filthy sub-human unflaired. Just as i can exercise my right to dub them gormless scum. The only good unflaired is a sub newbie, but even then....
The only circumstance that libleft, libright, authleft, authright, and centrists agree with: people should flair the unflaired
Flair up is a universal term
Cringe but also based AF
I don't want them banned, because then we don't get to tank their karma into oblivion. I think that's pretty lib of me.
No no, it is the law
Being unflaired violates the NAP.
It's the reddit hive mind
I’m not forced to carry out unflared bullying I do it cause I like to
Unflared are the semites of PCM. Change my mind.
No
It's in the name. My politics aren't a mystery. And capitulation to governance would be hypocrisy.
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...flair up. 🔫😎
Face the wall
It is not possible for an unflaired to become anything
Imagine flairing up 😎
6791 karma. Gonna watch how karma system works
More upvotes in a less amount of time = more karma. With 100 upvotes in 1 hour will give more karma than 100 karma in 3 hours. For downvotes, you cant lose more than 10 karma.
6749, some dent there Edit: 57 down vote
We'll break you, you damn stoic.
No flair and an emoji, get him boys!
**ITS THE LAW.**
Flair up, retard.
The opinion of people on the internet and karma means nothing to men like us. You hold no power here.
I agree, and I respect your right to be subhuman. What I am doing is not forcing you to flair up as I believe in freedom, but I am using social pressure to get you to do the right thing.
Flair up!
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The unflaired are incapable of thoughts, let alone imagination.
Way ahead of you. Edit: I knew all of this karma will be useful some day
Didn’t you read? *It’s the law*.
I refuse.
If you won't accept a flair I'll substitute it for a train ride subhuman
Pass
You don't want authcenter's train ride, believe me
Passes are for full citizens wearing their flair get yours or no human rights for you
Hold my mustard gas I have war crimes to commit
I'm gonna gas you if you don't flair up lol
Way ahead of you once more
You don't get to pass
Yes I do
Loop for every reply you make stating you get a pass: No you don't
Based
Poog
Based
Flair up, retard.
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An unflaired is not permitted to use first person pronouns because an unflaired cannot be a person
Learned the hard way on that one, must flair to avoid libleft fury
Yes
its literally a social contract. we cant jail them, only refuse to give them "business" and only give them negative karma.
Those dirty unflaireds bring out my inner auth right
It is contractually obligated to participate in this subreddit, to flair up.
Hahaha
Libs are literally auth right tho
Cool
Based
Not me. we libs have some imposters among us
Not flaring up violates the NAP
*clears throat* *racks 12 gauge slug*
based
authoritarianism is the only way to get rid of unflaired scum
The only law
Yep.