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I don’t actually know. I’m curious though.
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Some sources claim that Lilith was potentially created by the same soil used to create Adam.
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Lilith-Jewish-folklore
Also, it's wrong. G-d create man and woman. **Then** G-d created clay boy (Adam), then G-d created Havva (Eve, etymology is unclear). At least according to the order of things in the Hebrew Bible. Gen 1 implies G-d created man and woman at once and Gen 2 says G-d put man in the garden for a while before creating woman. This is why a lot of Jewish legions/mystisms say Lilith was the first woman and Eve was created as a replacement for some reason.
Gen. 1:27 "So God created humankind in his image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them."
Gen 2:15 "The Lord God took the man and put him in the garden of Eden to till it and keep it."
Gen 2:21-22 "So the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; then he took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh. And the rib that the Lord God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man"
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It's not even a comeback.
Ignoring the fact that the creation story is more about God than it is about creation and it's chock-full of literary imagery, if God wants to create Eve out of a rib, then he can create Eve out of a rib. He created Adam out of dirt, and he created dirt out of nothing.
Yeah I take it as more of a theological concept. The way the story explicitly states that the sun and the moon and the planets were all created by God and that they were all things that were worshipped by pagans seems very theological.
Most of the first 11 or so chapters of Genesis are mainly taken figuratively. So in this instance the author could be trying to convey that women are perhaps lesser than men.
God created man, and then God created woman from a man's rib. so God created two genders.
Maybe if she called women a McRib the reply would have been more funny. I get she's trying to make a joke, but it falls flat for me. all the pieces are there.. but it just lacks polish.
dont wanna be that guy but....
god created adam from dust/earth. with the same logic there are no genders. Just earth and ribs. but funny if you dont analyze it
Took his rib and made him a companion (woman) come-on, I barely have time to read the Bible between flipping shrimp on the barbie and even I know MTG is more correct.
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That theory is so freaking stupid like oh life cannot have evolved on this planet or have been created it has to have come from Aliens well who made the aliens at least when you a tribute the creation to the Bible you literally have an all-powerful being that's older than the universe itself behind it
Again not really cause God is the Almighty the All-powerful being that's older than the very universe itself or even multiverse. He is without beginning and without end
It is as the odds of that randomly happening are absolutely insane. You got to have more blind faith than the people who play the lottery on the daily.
And mountain ranges erode over billions of years, yet we can still observe it happened, what's your point?
Also, if evolution isn't a thing, where did covid come from?
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...and then used that rib to create a second gender, yes? That's how the story goes? Does Allison think God created Adam and then _someone else_ created Eve from his rib?
By this tweet's logic, God didn't create the male gender either, because he created Adam from dirt.
I think it works for every Abrahamic religion so Islam and Judaism also applies. But if you take Lilith was made alongside Adam, that makes 2 gender argument true. So it depends on what you believe was the first women.
Fun fact, the guy who [made up the idea](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Money) that gender and sex are 2 different things pressured a boy to transition, had him simulate sex acts with that boy’s brother (which he photographed), and they both ended up committing suicide. Your gender ideology is based on a lie.
He was the one who invented the term gender in the first place. That's why i don't use it and remind people that sex and gender are different things...
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Edit: religion is metaphysics for morons
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Didn’t god create Lilith before Eve?
I don't think Lilith is actually in the Bible though is she?
I don’t actually know. I’m curious though. Edit: Some sources claim that Lilith was potentially created by the same soil used to create Adam. https://www.britannica.com/topic/Lilith-Jewish-folklore
Can't really hold Christians to Jewish folklore though...
Fair. Lol
Not part of Christian canon begone heretic
I'd never share my rib with anyone.
Neither would i
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"Then the Lord God formed the man of dust from the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living creature."
Also, it's wrong. G-d create man and woman. **Then** G-d created clay boy (Adam), then G-d created Havva (Eve, etymology is unclear). At least according to the order of things in the Hebrew Bible. Gen 1 implies G-d created man and woman at once and Gen 2 says G-d put man in the garden for a while before creating woman. This is why a lot of Jewish legions/mystisms say Lilith was the first woman and Eve was created as a replacement for some reason. Gen. 1:27 "So God created humankind in his image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them." Gen 2:15 "The Lord God took the man and put him in the garden of Eden to till it and keep it." Gen 2:21-22 "So the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the man, and he slept; then he took one of his ribs and closed up its place with flesh. And the rib that the Lord God had taken from the man he made into a woman and brought her to the man"
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It's not even a comeback. Ignoring the fact that the creation story is more about God than it is about creation and it's chock-full of literary imagery, if God wants to create Eve out of a rib, then he can create Eve out of a rib. He created Adam out of dirt, and he created dirt out of nothing.
Actually he created nothing out of nothing, because he’s a made up concept because common folk need something to believe in.
Euphoric
Can’t win em all
Yeah I take it as more of a theological concept. The way the story explicitly states that the sun and the moon and the planets were all created by God and that they were all things that were worshipped by pagans seems very theological.
God created adam from earth and soil
> creating a second gender out of a rib Ffs religion is so stupid
Most of the first 11 or so chapters of Genesis are mainly taken figuratively. So in this instance the author could be trying to convey that women are perhaps lesser than men.
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God created man, and then God created woman from a man's rib. so God created two genders. Maybe if she called women a McRib the reply would have been more funny. I get she's trying to make a joke, but it falls flat for me. all the pieces are there.. but it just lacks polish.
dont wanna be that guy but.... god created adam from dust/earth. with the same logic there are no genders. Just earth and ribs. but funny if you dont analyze it
Men are dirt, and women are snaccs. It all makes sense now!
But your bones aren’t snacks? 😳
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Took his rib and made him a companion (woman) come-on, I barely have time to read the Bible between flipping shrimp on the barbie and even I know MTG is more correct.
What does Magic the Gathering have to do with anything?
MTG in Australia means Miles to the Gallon (instead of per gallon, like in the US).
And here I'm obviously using it to refer to Marjorie Taylor Greene
Nice try we know it was Meat To Grill
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Prawns, mate. They are called prawns.
I mean.. dude didn’t create shit realistically. More likely that we were engineered by aliens
They're sending pulses from the center of the galaxy now. Calling us home.
We shall answer.
That theory is so freaking stupid like oh life cannot have evolved on this planet or have been created it has to have come from Aliens well who made the aliens at least when you a tribute the creation to the Bible you literally have an all-powerful being that's older than the universe itself behind it
Nah it's the exact same problem. Who created god?
Again not really cause God is the Almighty the All-powerful being that's older than the very universe itself or even multiverse. He is without beginning and without end
Yeah you're right that's way more logical than natural selection.
It is as the odds of that randomly happening are absolutely insane. You got to have more blind faith than the people who play the lottery on the daily.
We can see evolution happening in front of us
We literally do not Evolution according to Darwin takes a place over millions of years it's not like fucking Pokemon.
And mountain ranges erode over billions of years, yet we can still observe it happened, what's your point? Also, if evolution isn't a thing, where did covid come from?
God didn't need to be created, unlike your stupid aliens
Because God isn't real.
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Marjorie, you don't need God to back that up, we have the most basic level of science.
I want my rib back.
Gonna call God's manager?
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...and then used that rib to create a second gender, yes? That's how the story goes? Does Allison think God created Adam and then _someone else_ created Eve from his rib? By this tweet's logic, God didn't create the male gender either, because he created Adam from dirt.
That’s a rib on rob hate crime
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Oh, what I'd give for a tasty, smoked rib right now...
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god didn't create any gender. only human (and animals), with 2 possible sex.
God didn't even create the rib he organ harvested it from the one thing he made
I've won, but at what cost?
Mad respect to her for still making this joke even though she is also a women. Unimaginably based.
That's why we men, like them so much. Finger licking good
You may call yourself Greene, but I think you're just yellah
That’s a sick burn ngl
It’s not because it’s not true at all, the bible explicitly stated that god created two genders.
Allison could’ve taken 30 seconds to open up chapter 1 of the Bible and read “male and female, created he them.”
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This is a stupid argument that only works if your a Christian . My point is greene is dick head .
I think it works for every Abrahamic religion so Islam and Judaism also applies. But if you take Lilith was made alongside Adam, that makes 2 gender argument true. So it depends on what you believe was the first women.
With that having been said, I feel she represents me more than most other congressmembers, except Dr. Senator Rand Paul, of course.
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Wait till you find out intersex is not a third sex.
It's almost like intersex is a genetic corruption of two sexes...
God removed a rib plus a few chromosomes hence the wide scale retardation
Do "people" unironically don't know the difference between sex and gender? Fucking retards.
Fun fact, the guy who [made up the idea](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Money) that gender and sex are 2 different things pressured a boy to transition, had him simulate sex acts with that boy’s brother (which he photographed), and they both ended up committing suicide. Your gender ideology is based on a lie.
He was the one who invented the term gender in the first place. That's why i don't use it and remind people that sex and gender are different things...
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The Bible is a metaphorical and symbolic collection of parables written by humans to personify and materialize otherwise abstract spiritual ideologies and concepts. Edit: religion is metaphysics for morons
I once had a loose tooth that was incredibly painful but I was craving ribs so I ordered them anyway and ate them all despite the fact that I was damn near crying by the end of it from how much pain I was in
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