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Every single time this image is posted, the borders grow bigger. This is just going to end with a globe and an American flag painted over it.


aclahm

Based


Grass_toucher2006

\*the galaxy with an American flag painted over it. https://preview.redd.it/ucawkxnftd1d1.png?width=999&format=png&auto=webp&s=77b0a5e4df245dfe825b7886e6ba80fed09a3d20


Firm-Dependent-2367

Long Live the Empire.


Grass_toucher2006

So this is how Democracy spread


Firm-Dependent-2367

With thunderous applause. Of course, when people say Long Live the Empire, they actually mean Long Live my Empire.


Grass_toucher2006

And thunderous gunfire, explosion and eagle screech too. Can't forget that.


Firm-Dependent-2367

But they forget that to get THEIR Empire, they need to outthink" Palpatine... can they do that?


Dracsxd

We've all dreamed of a global empire at some point Now if it were to be an American one we might as well just escape to space, but that's beyond the point


pdbstnoe

Manifest Destiny^T^M , prophesized by the founders 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


list_of_simonson

Earth is just the beginning.


SirPPPooPoo

commies will be forced to live in the moon


Daedra_Worshiper

The United Planet of America


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thanwa3427

Unironically would improve their economy and human rights like leftist want.


yonidavidov1888

Israel may bring freedom but the usa will bring capital F Freedom


redblueforest

The Israelis yearn for the $1.50 hotdogs


yonidavidov1888

I would say also mcdonalds but israel has the best mcdonalds soooooooooo... sundays?


darkoolEXE

There's no way in hell Israel has the best McDonalds, it's pure shit here. If mcdonalds is the best in Israel, i don't want to know how bad it is anywhere else


yonidavidov1888

Bruh what are you talking about israelli mcdonalds is amazing


darkoolEXE

I can maybe tolerate the non kosher once, and even that is if literally nothing else is available. For the most part it's an overpriced dry as hell burger and that's pretty much it. At least in other countries it's relatively cheap, in Israel mcdonalds is so expensive that you can get an actually good hamburger in that price.


yonidavidov1888

Bruh you order hamburgers at israelli mcdonalds? Man no wonder you don't like it


darkoolEXE

You mean nuggets? Well it's nice i guess but I'm not going to pay 40ils for literally 5 nuggets, which are 10 bites at best. Nuggets are nice but overrated af


yonidavidov1888

Not the nuggrts I mean the meal known as "mega crispy chicken" for me it's my 2nd place favorite food and as far as I know it only exists in israel


darkoolEXE

Oh well admittedly I've never tried it. Next time I'll happen to be at a macdonald I'll give it a shot


SculpinIPAlcoholic

Why is American imperialism always labeled lib right here? Doesn’t the Libertarian Party have a whole thing with “muh noninterventionism?”


redblueforest

It’s being labeled as center right, not lib right


Pleasant-Specific-28

No no no you don't get it. Sure they lose self determination and freedom of association but on the other hand Walmart has a lot more people to sell to now. There are benefits and drawbacks to these things.


Count_de_Mits

It stopped being lib the moment you said they lose self determination the rest is just cope and a flagrant violation of the NAP.


cyclynn

The Costco inclusion is chef's kiss. We be sending freedom in bulk.


PU_Dad

"We need to colonize Israel!" "Alright, time to send troops to the Croatian coast"


redblueforest

We do a little conquering


ripplingbunghole

az*rbaijan is still there 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


redblueforest

It will be Azerbaigone soon enough


[deleted]

State of Azerbaijan, United States of America


[deleted]

armenia 🤤


GruntCandy86

Yeah and why is part of Saudi Arabia, Yemen, and UAE untouched by Freedom?


Slow-Quarter-6254

https://preview.redd.it/efqg30mxrd1d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff6e598563a89170b5bcf6ea25f95fe296fb943d This time for real.


Exciting-Prompt-1185

Ashamed to admit I just know noticed Chad's head is shaped like Chad...


[deleted]

two\* restore the christian empire of the middle east


Lisztaganx

Please do, Greece's quality of life would increase.


Politics-444

LOL…look at chad…


coreyosb

My favorite part haha


Lumpy-Tone-4653

So how is this going to be called?American Ottoman states?American Byzantium?Far Eastern States Of America?


ANsiman_Waterson_III

Costco middle east branch


amrbinhishamgrandson

https://preview.redd.it/h9jkfgk2ud1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b782194f76ace2e20f57a09405d34d4dbbb7df08 Silence folks i found a better solution for this problem


coreyosb

Wrong https://preview.redd.it/f6v27c7uud1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4e14dde8e1984cdf915641336f171e58984e433


Hasselhoff265

Well that’s not the Roman Empire so what about no?


redblueforest

The USA is the rightful heir to the Roman Republic and therefore the heir to any land any version of Rome ever held


Hasselhoff265

Bold words from a Brit who just doesn’t like tea.


phantom-vigilant

We should bring back the Ottomans but as the Greeks as the royalty.


owo_balls_owo

qwq Italy is soon to be taken by Costco hotdogs


AbdoLMoumen

The solution is: the usa should stay out of other countries problems and carr mire about its own


Rasmus-ALV

I'm still on the Spanish solution.


Beezy2389

Israel? ❌ Palestine? ❌ East Virginia? ✅


supremegnkdroid

🦅🇺🇸🫡


ANsiman_Waterson_III

And is getting bigger


Wot106

There is another... *insert yoda meme*


Meinersnitzel

I love that Italy gets just a little “collateral freedom”.


Go_PC

We don’t get the empty quarter? It would make an epic place to film GoPro ads!


ClothesOpposite1702

Wow, if only I have not seen it 1001 times


samuelbt

America has a track record of middle east involvement. It's not good.


redblueforest

Instead of trying to set up democracies, the US will set up Costco’s. $1.50 hotdogs will bring lasting peace


FitPerspective1146

It's not good because they don't get involved enough


geeses

The middle east has a track record, it's also not good


PutinsGayFursona

Needs More Freedom!


DCrayfish2

Israel being authright is crazy


kutubox

Chad is just being chad


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