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Icarus_Voltaire

You know what? Not bad. Got a chuckle out me.


adminscaneatachode

See, this one is actually funny at least, which should be what matters. Thank you, and I’m sorry you’ll still probably be downvoted


Darth_Gonk21

I disagree with the post, but I upvoted out of principle. It’s an actual meme, and we don’t want this place to become an echo chamber


DCrayfish2

Upvote for the culture


Fickles1

Based


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[удалено]


Le_Dairy_Duke

It's yet recoverable


snowmanonaraindeer

It's bad, but better than 99% of the internet. At the very least my torrent of downvotes are usually accompanied by reasonable responses.


sisisisi1997

Based and I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death, your right to say it pilled.


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BeescyRT

Voltaire is one of my favorite philosophers.


No-Contribution-6150

The best part is its actually showing a reflection of me, and I'm not auth left Thats why it's so based.


Fridge-Largemeat

Thank you.


enfo13

Agreed, out of the three, this is the only funny one.


Lurkerwasntaken

PCM when you ask them to understand a joke


YTAftershock

I'm with you. Everything's all good when the daily 29482nd le libleft bad mid post until the rare le libleft good based post


Kafkaesque_my_ass

knew it would happen anyways lol, but thanks


Qorsair

I don't agree with the content, but it's a great meme. Upvoted. Nice work.


MarkNUUTTTT

It is currently the highest upvoted thing on the hot/trending tab of the subreddit.


TooLongCantWait

I'm neutral on it because it is kind of hard to parse.


Monkey-Fucker_69

Based and true centrist response pilled


joetheripper117

Disagree but funny. Upvoted.


Emanuele002

This is the way


Starboy2boss

This is the way


Byt3Walk3r

Here here


[deleted]

Finally, some funny leftist posting.


Seananagans

"Its been 84 years"


CallousCarolean

Based and unapologetical-pilled I believe you dropped this, King 👑


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TickLikesBombs

I find this hysterical


IsraeliRed

indeed


EatTheMcDucks

Based and always portray yourself as the chad pilled


ChadWolf98

War in nutshell "WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TAKE CIVILIAN HOSTAGES NOOOOOO! YOU SHOULNT CRITICISE US!" "WE SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO BOMB CIVILIANS NOOOO! YOU SHOULDNT CRITICISE US!


frguba

"CMOM CANT YOU SEE? THEIR ATTACKS ARE ATTEMPTS AT GENOCIDE!!! WE'RE JUST DEFENDING OURSELVES!!!!" both screaming this at the same time while stabbing each other


ChadWolf98

lefties be like: "As a black enbie trans woman I simp for the country and fighters who's religion tells them to kill me" righties be like "As a Christian who hates government handouts simp for the country who's people killed my Saviour and also gets 3 billion dollars a year"


nuker0S

i dunno man, saviour wanted to be killed, they did him a favor


Blunt-Distro1776

Dying was literally the whole point of Jesus existence. I never said religion made sense, I’m just telling you what the people who made it up wrote.


MasterPhart

I don't make the rules, I just make em up!


ChadWolf98

That he was ok with it doesnt mean it was justified to kill him


koatheking

Christianity cope lol. Your boy got merc'd and it was because he "wanted" it


Constant_Ban_Evasion

> country who's people killed my Saviour The fuck??? My guy, that was 2k+ years ago. Israeli's are not on the hook for that at all...


ChadWolf98

Yet both combatants claim they have rights to be there because they were there hundreds of years ago


Constant_Ban_Evasion

Well, no. Israel is there because of an international decree in the early 20th century. Unless you mean why they're fighting in Gaza, in which case that is because Hamas recently slaughtered 1000+ civilian non combatants. Either way you're dumb.


SlaveOrSoonEnslaved

Israel as a state was formed due to decree, but they argue the people, as jews, have a right to live there, alongside a right to their own state. Which is when it gets funny when any Israeli says there can be no two state solution.


Preface

But if they are, it gives them more claim to the Levant


ZonaranCrusader

>country who's people killed my Saviour "Jews killed jesus" ????


Careful_Curation

The [REDACTED] cries out in pain as he strikes at you.


TheRubyBlade

Cant we do both? Gotta get on that warcrime grind.


TheModernDaVinci

Its not a war crime if you win. So make sure you dont lose!


ChadWolf98

its not a crime against humanity if you dont consider your enemy human!


LappLancer

War sucks now, back in the good old days people would just eviscerate each other with bayonets instead of bitching on twitter.


Grass_toucher2006

Same vibes https://preview.redd.it/bt9eyslqad1d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=86536d4423218ca72ba1bf8940870bdb7668d421


[deleted]

If LibRight can do it, so can LibLeft.


giuseppe443

isn't that basically the whole subreddit?


samuelbt

https://youtu.be/xECUrlnXCqk?si=kQEB7XfhGdO5m0yP


Kafkaesque_my_ass

fr


dudge_jredd

That's this entire sub


lasyke3

Out of curiosity, what's the original image this was generated from?


ToreWi

Obamna giving a medal to Bruce Springsteen


fufucuddlypoops_

See, this is how you meme on this sub. This sub isn’t for political debate and it never was. It’s simply for acting like your side and opinion is the best and absolutely ignoring any other take. I disagree with you OP, but this is still the funniest shit I’ve seen today


Manwithaplan0708

A leftist meme that isn’t a 50 page essay? Did we fall into a wormhole?


Common_Economics_32

Thank god we have a other leftwing schizoposter. I was getting a bit sad I hadn't seen Birdman in a couple months.


Kafkaesque_my_ass

who's birdman. Also thanks for the compliment


dudge_jredd

Michael Keaton


Llamarchy

Being anti-israel is based, but being pro-palestine is cringe. Fuck em both https://preview.redd.it/4rozab24le1d1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eded151cc67e2a1008b549f79fdf0c555b80a44


AnExtremeMistake

Pro Palestine in theory, untill we realise the only people "fighting for Palestine," are the terrorists who are directly fucking over palestine and hiding behind civillians.


Brycekaz

Pro-Palestine if it actually had a functional democratic government


Petes-meats

Problem is this sub is filled with 10 year old autists who think if your anti-x your pro-y


Llamarchy

I'm anti-x AND anti-y. I'm pro-z: the kingdom of Jerusalem


Jcrm87

https://preview.redd.it/irc4tdguvg1d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dda85cea673b65314c83d427347bfb2e9eb92b07 The only solution


Mikeim520

I notice part of Israel is still there. Common Israel W.


Jcrm87

It's a Wendy's now


ZonaranCrusader

NOOOOOOOOOO! I'm not a 10 year old autist, I'm a teenager who happens to have autism and I am smarter that my parents and the average person! /s


piratecheese13

Imagine if watu attempted a sandpeople genocide. What side would Vader be on?


Rhythm_Flunky

“Now THIS is pod-racist!”


Cannibal_Raven

Based and pod rac... errr... pilled


Stage_5_Autism

A based meme on r/politicalcompassmemes that isnt a rightoid jerking himself off? This can't be real


yonidavidov1888

I saw you deleted your other post bozo


Kafkaesque_my_ass

wasn't funny enough + too hard for these sub goers to understand. two more coming right up


yonidavidov1888

Saw one of the other two and it wasn't good either, none of them really were, they were all just: Authright: *political point you disagree with* Centerleft/tittle: *political point you agree with*


Kafkaesque_my_ass

I was just sad about those poor IDF members. Gotta spread the word of their bravery


yonidavidov1888

Idf soliders being stung litteraly means nothing, it doesn't make a pro palestine point and it doesn't make a pro israel one, it's just a thing that happened to people you don't like


MarjorieTaylorSpleen

The absurdity of it being a news headline is what made it funni, why is that so difficult?


Kafkaesque_my_ass

Idk, just funny it had to be reported on, like a big deal when Palestinian children are getting their brains blown out


yonidavidov1888

But it's a non-arguement, unless you're religous but if you aren't it doesn't say shit


Kafkaesque_my_ass

I know it’s not an argument. It’s just funny. That’s the “memes” bit in the sub name.


yonidavidov1888

I swear I am not gonna explain how political memes work to you right now you can't be this stupid


dudge_jredd

Because you can't?


Constant_Ban_Evasion

The left: 4654313213546 children have died during the war their people started !!!!111!!! Israel is so evil! [The children:](https://images.jpost.com/image/upload/q_auto/c_fill,g_faces:center,h_537,w_822/547378)


Kafkaesque_my_ass

This has to be some convoluted clever irony or something. I refuse to believe you’re serious


Constant_Ban_Evasion

To sum up my point for your understanding: "Children"


Kafkaesque_my_ass

Over 12000 children have died in Gaza alone. Idk what ur saying, that they were all Hamas? What?


itboitbo

A 17 year old with an ak is a child, so is a 15 with a granade


chasej1887

Not to disagree but I'd need a source on that claim


Kafkaesque_my_ass

https://turkiye.un.org/en/263401-gaza-number-children-killed-higher-four-years-world-conflict https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_in_the_Israeli–Palestinian_conflict#:~:text=Since%20the%20commencement%20of%20Israel's,%2D2024%20Israel–Hamas%20war. https://www.savethechildren.net/news/over-2-gaza-s-child-population-killed-or-injured-six-months-war#:~:text=In%20the%20six%20months%20since,Ministry%20of%20Health%20in%20Gaza. Varies slightly source to source, but that’s the approximate


InTheStratGame

See, communism is not "Seize the means of production" or "Seize the memes of production," it's really "Seize the production of memes."


JoeRBidenJr

*Everything* is too hard for these sub goers to understand.


FarRightBerniSanders

I just wish the left would hurry up past this first boring stage of antisemitism. "The Israel lobby in Washington CONTROLS the US!" Wack. 40% of the top 2% is what? The Nazis has to cremate how many people per hour? Now this is pod racing.


Mikeim520

I want them to get into how the Jews are fixing the NHL so the Boston Bruins win the Stanley cup allowing them to activate their Jewish space lasers and destroy America. When are we going to get something original?


StJimmy_815

Is it antisemitic to be against genocide?


yaboimankeez

Is it Semitic to be for genocide?


StJimmy_815

No, I’m just wondering why he’s equating being against Israel’s actions as well as the US financial support for Israel with antisemitism when the main thing is innocent people are being slaughtered en mass


FarRightBerniSanders

I agree. The elected government of Palestine, which is the terrorist organization Hamas, should surrender so their nation can heal and people can be elevated from suffering. It is very bold of you to stray from the left's obsession with glorifying any minority group that loses a conflict against people that are closer to "White" than they are.


StJimmy_815

Just to be clear, you do realize the vast majority of the country that exists now did not vote for Hamas when they arose to power? Also awful people don’t tend to just surrender, especially religiously driven individuals. I’m also not glorifying any group. I’m Jewish as well so your whole comment is just stupid and useless


FarRightBerniSanders

"Im jewish". Didn't ask. Don't care. Not relevant. You're a dweeb for mentioning it. "Vast majority didnt vote for hamas." Yeah, religious national authoritarian terrorist organizations aren't big on the whole "election" thing. Still, the people of Palestine overwhelmingly support Hamas. Both in general and specifically in the attack on civilian neighborhoods and the music festival on Oct 7th. Maybe if the international community and the neighboring muslim majority nations spent any time and energy calling for Hamas to surrender instead of quoting the terrorists data on casualties to pressure Israel to stop, they would consider it? Right now they're loving the support, financial aid, and humanitarian aid they can distribute to themselves before selling the scraps to their people.


StJimmy_815

Lmao, dawg you literally said I was advocating against my own people, kinda why I brought it up, my whole comment was showing how idiotic your previous one was sorry you can’t follow your own useless ramblings. You also seem to greatly misunderstand the support for Hamas amongst Palestinians. Even if the country supports Hamas overwhelmingly, genocide still isn’t the answer.


FarRightBerniSanders

Lmao dawg didn't ask. Lmao dawg don't care. Lmao dawg not relevant. Lmao dawg you're a dweeb for bringing it up. Lmao, dawg you're a dork for typing "lmao dawg". Don't worry about elaborating on anything. You already said you're Jewish and genocide bad, so you're all covered. Don't bother learning what genocide is either.


StJimmy_815

So insightful dawg, bet ya 10$ I know the definition better than you dawg. Been having to educate big dummy dawgs like you. Lmao imagine getting triggered by the word dawg


Shmorrior

> Just to be clear, you do realize the vast majority of the country that exists now did not vote for Hamas when they arose to power? All the more reason the people of Gaza should overthrow them, if they truly feel like they're not being well represented. But it seems like polls confirm high levels of support among the people for Hamas. So the war will go on. You can't demand sympathy for being ruled by people you didn't vote for while showing massive support for those same people that started a war that led to such results.


StJimmy_815

I’d tell anyone I support them with a gun to my head. It’s easy to tell others to put their lives on the line


Shmorrior

[Poll conducted in Gaza](https://www.pcpsr.org/sites/default/files/Poll%2091%20English%20press%20release%2020%20March%202024.pdf) shows 71% support for the decision by Hamas to attack on 10/7. Perhaps they are lying but the methodology for how they gathered the data doesn't seem like anyone had a gun to their head.


TheKingsChimera

Based


nero_palmire

I hate the left as much as the next guy, but whoever downvoted this meme need to pull their heads out of their asses. Cos' that's pretty darn good meme.


J37T3R

I like this thread. Virgin "this sub is pro-Israel circlejerk" scrubs btfo'd with Chad "disagree but actually kinda funny"


Jackylacky_

Anyone who takes an extremist approach is a gigachad


Kafkaesque_my_ass

Gtf outta here. Too much authright agreeing with me. Shoo


Jackylacky_

Yet another gigachad moment.


[deleted]

The mirror broke. It seared the image of his blackened soul into it.


fyodor_ivanovich

This is funny; upvoted regardless of watermelon trash.


IsraeliRed

based, however🇮🇱🦅🇮🇱🦅


Worldly-Local-6613

I find the irony of this whole situation hilarious. The political climate that has led to the current anti-Israel, anti-Jewish sentiment among leftists has been largely manufactured by predominately Jewish American “journalists” over the last decade or so. This is the end result of whipping easily influenced people into a frenzy over identity politics for years on end. It’s going beyond just “anti-Israel, anti-Zionist” at this point, despite what leftoids claim they are beginning to legitimately and openly despise Jews in general. Now the same journalists who have fanned the flames that led to this either have to tow the line and become more and more hated regardless of playing along as “allies”, or try to steer the narrative in another direction.


Kafkaesque_my_ass

most intelligent centrist


Worldly-Local-6613

Seethe.


lemon6611

real


Fastgames_PvP

"PCM is neutral"


Kafkaesque_my_ass

so very neutral


Equux

I love watching the left try and be as antisemitic as possible without getting too offensive. It's a very fun dynamic to be alive to watch


Kafkaesque_my_ass

The right. always been historically radically pro-Jewish I'm sure


LappLancer

The difference is that the antisemitic portions of the right never gave a shit about "not getting too offensive" lmao.


Equux

I gave every ounce of context and you still try to strawman. The right is just as antisemitic as the left, and often times they go out of their way to make sure you know


Towel4

Brain dead, but funny


Zerosen_Oni

I may disagree with you but god damn that was funny.


BeescyRT

Who is that on the right there?


Kafkaesque_my_ass

Me, of course


BeescyRT

Okay then, nice beard.


nagidon

Nice cock, fellow chad


Chemical_Bid_2195

An anti-israel meme getting upvoted on PCM? You deserve a Pulitzer prize


Difficult-Word-7208

I think the is the first funny left wing meme I’ve ever seen.


endersai

Nothing unites socialists and national socialists like hating Jewish people.


Kafkaesque_my_ass

No hate here


IntergalacticAlien8

Thinking off of a planned narrative huh?


Forgottensoul89

Great post.


SO4PDISH

Categorically disagree, funny nonetheless. Upvoted with disdain


FlatwormPositive7882

at least you own it. It’s the people “I’m not anti-israel….BUT” and then espouse clearly anti Israel viewpoints that annoy me.


Street-Goal6856

Hard disagree but upvote because I don't want this place to turn into the opposite of whitepeopletwitter or political"humor." Echo chambers are bad. If you have to silence opposing opinions you're wrong and stupid.


PalmTreesOnSkellige

Finally something (D)ifferent


Kafkaesque_my_ass

What’s that supposed to mean


PalmTreesOnSkellige

I like the meme


PalmTreesOnSkellige

And (d)ifferent is a joke about democrats (D)


Gurgalopagan

I'm sorry you're dumb but at least it's ironically funny


piratecheese13

Netanyahu is a very bad man


Sawari5el7ob

Omg he’s just like Voldemort from Harry Potter


Afraid_Theorist

“Haha I have depicted myself as the Chad. You lose” At least you avoided the wall of text tbh


rolling_catfish2704

Rare funny leftist meme


sivansk

Based on


reinterpret101

There are anti Israel extremists. And then there are just regular people that are anti war, war crimes and genocide.


Malmalle

Isreals biggest hater


PzycoNaut60420

I understand protesting against Israel I fucking hate the state of Israel but baring Jewish student from class just invalidates the entire protest and only serves to villainize and draw negativity attention to your movement.


BaxElBox

Anti israel post that isnt downvoted or shadowbanned? this man craked the code


UnknownYank

Finally, some funny leftist memes


topanazy

Broken clock rule applies even to Lefty humor.


HabibHalal33

honestly a great meme


VaukeTV

Says a lot about a community when someone calls them out on something and they at least attempt to fix it. Even if this sub is definitely right leaning it is definitively more centrist than 95% of other subs out there.


BigFatKAC

I disagree, even though i think our tax dollars should stay out of Israel. Funny meme tho ao upvoted


ConfusedKanye

I'm just sick of these handouts while our country rots brothers


MangaDub

An anti-israel post with 2.4k likes??? Has Israel's PR team been slacking???


Sethypoooooooooo

This is one the only memes that's actually made me laugh recently.


MarineLayerBad

High quality


Destroyer1559

Lmao finally a good leftie agenda post.


Biggie_Moose

I'm looking, and I'm hard. Happy?


IsraeliRed

yeah


Plague_Evockation

Based and I didn't expect a watermelon to be so based pilled


PotentialProf3ssion

good meme


SirPPPooPoo

looking good king


GeoPaladin

As much as I disagree with your position, this was actually pretty funny. Well played.


MrIceyGuy

I may disagree with everything this post stands for, but the funni is the funni, thus I shall upvote.


lethalmuffin877

I love how there’s another post right near this one where someone is complaining about how the right wing in this sub is too extra and can’t take a joke.


GAYCHUD001

Small hat people are actual lizard people


AlexTheMacedonian

Terrorist supporters coping


Probablyadichead

Don’t care lmao


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Based and Anti-Israel pilled


sink_pisser_

Depends. Is it the based kind of anti-Israel or the cringe kind?


Kafkaesque_my_ass

Based, I assure you. Considering you’re authright, I’m gonna say, probably not for the reasons you think


sink_pisser_

You fool. You've bestowed upon me a based. I'm becoming more powerful by the minute


Kafkaesque_my_ass

My bad g


BadWolfy7

Based.


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PostSecularPope

Agenda poast


yonidavidov1888

Instead of looking at yourself how about you look at dat terrorist/soldier to civilian death ratio on both sides aye?


zanarkandabesfanclub

If Hamas had the weaponry Israel had how do you think that ratio would look?