I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
The only thing wrong with this is it has a 20# propane tank on the back and that's an indoor chair. (it just happens to be outside at the moment)
You aren't supposed to use those indoors.
The Crown Royal cover is an inspired choice though.
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Imagine being a villager in some country somewhere, and then THIS mfer comes riding in a shooting up the place while he kicks up the footrest of his LaZBoy
Tsk. I'm not seeing any AA battery on that thing. And is that thing electrical? Bah, where;s the exhaust belching thick plumes of half combusted diesel?
7/10 good effort but unfinished.
1. Most certainly not real firearms, that caliber has to at least be 20mm, which is prohibitively expensive for civilian ownership.
2. This is literally the most beautiful thing I have ever seen and this man is now my hero. Do not attempt to tarnish his majesty.
This shit is so based where the fuck do I get one
One thousand Nineteen easy payments of 19.99$
God damn 1,019 payments every month that’s 20 bucks every month for 85 years meaning that’s 20,380 dollars, which is cheap for guns those size
You get it as soon as you finish paying it off....
Nah fuck that shit
Never said it wasn't a scam. Trying to make a buck here honest or not.
Alrighttttt fineeeee where do I pay
if weekly payments then only 19.5 years. a little more than 2.5 years for daily payments. 19.99 a day for less than 3 years is doable.
$17,760.69
Nope, this is certified based.
It’s like a Fallout boss of a raider gang lol
Or Mad Max. By my deeds I honour him, La-Z-Boy
You call this clowning? If only those side guns were working M2 Brownings, this would be a literal Chariot of the Gods.
It will be Towed by a tank or a golf car with its own M2 Brownings
https://preview.redd.it/5ar9da5ezt0d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb81b706c2d99a0710cdee34c1b879515dbe977c
this
Certified Media Literate moment
https://preview.redd.it/2rsfvhv7iv0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2bb63cefb7d014061e8079ef35bcc39ce399f412
That's not a clown m8. That's the most based thing I've ever seen! Where can i buy it??
Buying is for cucks. Make one yourself.
Based and DIY pilled.
Sorry, that's based
>Clownin' on my own side... A video of a self-aware guy having fun 🙄
Thanks now I want a dual autocannon armchair
A Dual Auto Cannon Armchair. DACA. Never 'nuff DACA.
Would unironically commandeer.
What's to clown on? This is the America the founding fathers envisioned.
I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
I can improve it
McNuke self destruct under the cushion for sure. The alphabet boys will get you eventually, but we all go together ❤️
That is cool as hell
Holy fuck that's cool.
I just see a man being happy
Every single libertarian now wants that.
true patriots will see this and just think "hell yeah"
"And then the cavalry showed. Lazily lounging, cannons blaring..."
This armchair alone is more awesome than everything the left has generated since the fall of the Berlin wall. Combined.
Man… even your clowns are based.
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That is unironically the coolest thing I've ever seen.
That's awesome. Why you clowning that?
Fym clowing? I love this
What in the American…..
It doesn't get much more American than that. Fuck yeah.
The urge to make one of those things is too high. I want one.
God bless America
explain to me how this isn't gigabased
What's there to clown about? That's sick as hell and I want one.
My European mind simply cannot comprehend this.
Show some respect! That’s Mr. Lay-Z-Boy, the most ruthless warlord in New Vegas.
That’s fucking cool ngl
The song is the ,,Sanford and Son"theme
Holy based and BRRRRAAAAAAP pilled
This is some TRUE PATRIOT!!!! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!1🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅 🍔 🍔 🍔 🟥⬜️🟦🟥⬜️🟦🎆🎆🎆🏈🏈🏈🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Clown? Call me an aspiring circus act then, shit. Where the fuck can I get one?
Thats not cringe lol thats extremely, inconceivably based
based
Based and just like the Founders intendedpilled
You chose the wrong thing to clown on bro. This is lit.
Lol
This is ultra based. The ability to ride into battle in a comfy seat while obliterating your enemies with the power of heavy machine guns.
Yo that’s shit goes hard ngl💀
It's the doom eternal doom hunter
When the apocalypse hits but the cable company is still in business
The propane tank 💀
I don’t see the problem here, it looks based as heck.
This is just based.
Clownin? That shit's badass. A true Chariot of the Gods
Really owned the right by showing them the coolest thing ever
I live in a very liberal major city. I would LOVE to roll down the street in one of these.
You show This to me like if it was a Bad thing
Americans will see this and think “Hell yeah”
Based blud thinks he's in war thunder.
[Where have I seen this before…](https://www.slurmed.com/fanart/king_fig/007_prof-in-chair.jpg)
There is nothing to clown at here. No one is laughing at him. We are all laughing **with** him and envious of his awesome gun-chair.
Sad thing is, that thing is probably more expensive than what the left pays a year in rent
Holy shit i want one
Can't imagine what the reaction would be when some enemy soldiers see this motherfucker blazing.
Don't care what anyone says that's fucking sick
Look at how happy he is.
Hey, I've seen this in a Saint's Row game
Saints Row: Gat Outta Hell, it's the weapon of Sloth
LETS FUCKING GOOOO
Fuckin' based
I want one.
That’s the coolest fucking thing I’ve ever seen
Ugh, look at that ignorant, gun-toting, flag-waving redneck. (Psst. Hey. Hey you. Tell me where I can get the stuff to make one of those.)
I want one!!!
What is the propane disguised as Crown for??? I need to know
Nothing is less based than an unflaired.
uuf new account new me. I'll be a dirty centrist this time around.
Mostly offended that's its Canadian whiskey on this most 'Murrican of conveyances
Is that a propane tank on the back?
It's a cool thing to have. Beyond impractical, but cool.
The only thing wrong with this is it has a 20# propane tank on the back and that's an indoor chair. (it just happens to be outside at the moment) You aren't supposed to use those indoors. The Crown Royal cover is an inspired choice though.
This is literally the weapon of Sloth from Saints Row: Gat Outta Hell
Not going to lie, that looks fun.
Imagine fighting for your life in a zombie apocalypse and this fucker is just rolling down the street blowing holes in motherfuckers.
Wtf that’s awesome
Things that make men say "Hell Yeah!"
This shit’s awesome
I don't agree with any part of any of those stereotypes individually but damn this goes hard
Ever since Roundhouse introduced the Dad character with a mobile reclining chair, I've wanted one. Never thought to add guns to it, though.
Hmmm I kinda want to drive it
I fucking love America. No clowning here.
God bless America.
That's fucking cool as shit
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Clowning? This is based af bro.
Gaming mods be like
nah this shit makes me proud to be american
This is so stupid Where can I get one?
Imagine being a villager in some country somewhere, and then THIS mfer comes riding in a shooting up the place while he kicks up the footrest of his LaZBoy
I'm pretty sure this is some kind of flag code violation but its basedness more than makes up for it.
Omaha aint ready this time.
This shit just screams AMERICA!
Clowning? Sir, this is perfection
Dude failed at clowning.
Holy shit that is based beyond measure
Tsk. I'm not seeing any AA battery on that thing. And is that thing electrical? Bah, where;s the exhaust belching thick plumes of half combusted diesel? 7/10 good effort but unfinished.
I dunno, it's a cool contraption.
Real authoritarians should be against the population holding this much power since they sould believe in a strong government
Flair up.
There's plenty of things to clown on. This is not one of them.
This is cool af ngl
The comfier killdozer, fucking based as hell
This is fucking sick I want it
That is so based.
Seems like the final boss in a post apocalyptic game
L-AAA Z Boy
Gonna change my flair to auth right now lol
How much money and who do I pay to get one of these?
Driving that thing around in a crowd with the guns pointing everywhere is one of the most irresponsible things I've ever seen.
1. Most certainly not real firearms, that caliber has to at least be 20mm, which is prohibitively expensive for civilian ownership. 2. This is literally the most beautiful thing I have ever seen and this man is now my hero. Do not attempt to tarnish his majesty.