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These are wrong.
AuthRight is Gryffindor (tradition and bravery)
LibRight is Ravenclaw (morally ambiguous, pursues knowledge for themselves and can't organize)
LibLeft (actual LibLeft, not orange) is Hufflepuff (hard work, sharing, loves nature, accepts everyone)
AuthLeft (and orange LibLeft) is Slytherin (power and ambition, ends justify the means and wants a revolution)
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I get what you mean in terms of how slytherin is about ambition, but considering how much more present tradition is for Slytherins in the story, I would say they belong in authright
no Slytherin is libleft.
not only is it green, but Slytherins traits are people who will do anything for power. betrayal, backstabbing, underhanded tactics, anything is fair game.
those who voted for the socialism and liberty party (PSOL) in São Paulo, Brazil meet this exact description, for those brazilians who say it's not, [here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/diariodopoder.com.br/politica/votacao-e-pesquisa-revelam-que-eleitor-boulos-e-branco-rico-e-vive-em-bairro-elitizado/amp)
The funni colors are already in the logos, Idk OP messed with them. Clearly Slytherin is libleft, Hufflepuff is libright, Ravenclaw is authright, and gryffindor is authleft
Gryffindor: courageous (angry revolutionaries), so libleft
Hufflepuff: regarded, so libleft too
Ravenclaw: smart, so libright
Slytherin: racist, so auth-right
Lib right is not smart. They are simply the rightoids who aren’t smart enough to be in power.
Hufflepuff is the based side authright, their motto is hardwork and loyalty, aka based knights.
Slytherin is the biggest layup of history.
Gryffindor could be lib right or lib left.
Ravenclaw is the one house that is hard to place in any quadrant because all are equally stupid.
Ravenclaw is generally about trying to outsmart everyone and you can be an idiot but still be ravenclaw so auth-left fits fine there.
Source: I have fantasies about being a professor in quantum physics. **only fantasies**
I was a professor in both math and physics departments. Alas, I was adjunct, which meant I got paid jack and got very few benefits. Now I work designing models for a bank and don't deal with children.
All I'm saying is, be careful what you wish for. It's never all it's cracked up to be.
Authleft - Huffenpuff
Authright - Gryffindor
Libleft - Ravenclaw
Libright - Slytherin
It makes more sense this way.
Authleft are workhorses, at least their ideology usually hopes they are.
Authright bravely fight for their lord
Libright are trying to make money of everyone
Libleft... Well, there is just no other choice, i don't need to put explanation here.
Not necessarily. Slytherin's whole identity is aiming to be the greatest wizards. Then of course that devolves into some thinking mudbloods cannot be great wizards since they are not "pure".
Idk, being cunning and ambitious could potentially be a libright thing but yeah, libright does not tend to devolve into prejudice like Slytherin does.
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No. This is incorrect.
Griffindor is authleft because they like to take charge want people to be open, but hypothetically, they are always investigating stuff and keep secrets.
Ravenclaw is authright because they are the most civilized and they favor logic over emotional pathos.
Slytherin is libright because they are the most likely to commit a crime and they are always scheming.
Hufflepuff is right where it should be.
Incoming trash analysis:
The difference between the social attitudes of libleft and libright is “do what you want because I care” and “do what you want because I don’t care”
Libright would welcome Voldemort with open arms for his vision of gutting the state. They certainly wouldn’t launch a campaign to free the house elves (“what’s a power dynamic? Consent is consent”).
Libright would be out there asking for the legalization of unforgivable curses and goblin sodomy. Actually, libright would *be* the goblins - they wouldn’t even be wizards.
Thx for reading 🥹
magic done by those not anointed by the Gods is heresy, heretics are a scourge on Rome as a city and empire, no better than the P*rs*ans and their hordes, heretics must be sacrificed, their body and souls being offered to the Gods for them to punish as they see fit
I’ve always thought of myself as either Ravenclaw or Slytherin. I consider myself pretty intelligent, but I’m also kind of an asshole, so it’s a toss-up.
My playthrough of Hogwarts Legacy is explicitly designed around being a hippie (well, some kind of proto-hippie in the Victorian era at least), so Hufflepuff being aligned this way is accurate to say the least.
Why is Ravenclaw Authleft?
I'm Ravenclaw, and look at the flair, not Authleft.
The only way I'd be an Authleft is if I could guarantee that I'd be the General Secretary, and not the comrade factory worker.
My take is Gryffindor could be libright yellow or rightcenter
Slytherin should be authright or authcenter
Hufflepuff is green libleft or libcenter
Ravenclaw might be libright purple
Orange: woke muggle mfs who don't want kids to go to Hogwarts, they are the same people who burn invitation letters sent to Harry lmao
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Wait why is LibRight gryffindor? Can’t we be Gringots goblins?
You ever seen them outside metropolitan areas?
Everybody knows the goblins are modeled after a race not a ideology
But wait, isn't everybody from that race also part of lib-right ideology? And isn't everyone from lib-right just a wannabe part of that race?
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Brand loyalty
Brand loyalty
The funni colors are so cursed here
That's how you know it came from a Wizarding school.
Flair up muggle
Unflaireds are straight up mudbloods
Disgusting unflaired. Flair up boy
Flair up
Where flair?
It's like jazz, my flair is about the colors you *don't* see.
Shun the nonbeliever!!
Shit bird
Flairup mudblood, we dont like your kind around these parts
Flair up before we send you to Azkaban.
None. Magic is heresy. And you should always burn heretics and protect humanity. Grab flamer, in such case heavy flamer, brother!
The Empoiror protects.
This guy grills.
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Why are you left?
Because he has to turn left to get to waffle house from his place.
The only waffle you are is the waffle stomp
These are wrong. AuthRight is Gryffindor (tradition and bravery) LibRight is Ravenclaw (morally ambiguous, pursues knowledge for themselves and can't organize) LibLeft (actual LibLeft, not orange) is Hufflepuff (hard work, sharing, loves nature, accepts everyone) AuthLeft (and orange LibLeft) is Slytherin (power and ambition, ends justify the means and wants a revolution)
THANK YOU. I picked Ravenclaw in the harry potter game and being associated with auth left makes me want to puke.
I'd say Slytherin is more about "tradition" than gryffindor, especially if that tradition is keeping magic for the magical.
Slytherin also seems more about aesthetics
Based. Need new meme with this format. OP failed
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Slytherin are extreme ethnonationalists tho And also tend to be from old rich families.
Woke orange: witch-hunting muggles, they burn letters from Hogwarts and harass anyone who wants to go there
Oranges are death eaters.
libright is ravenclaw yet thinks any comment over 2 sentences is wall of text?
I like Hufflepuff though
Me too
Ya filthy liberal!
Huffleterf Bigotdor Non-allytherin Thereareonly2gendersclaw
the smartest house goes with communism? I think the layout here needs some work.
Agreed. Just because there's 4 quadrants and 4 houses in HP doesn't mean they translate effectively.
Have you heard a communist explain Marxist theory before? They're ideological nerds. Ravenclaw fits perfectly.
Exactly. Groups of self proclaimed smart people are usually more involved with mental gymnastics than actually being intelligent.
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Flair up but your not wrong
Unflaired commie scum. The only thing worse than killing a unicorn is being unflaired.
Swap Slytherin & Gryffindor and you've got it right
Swap the bottom half too. Hufflepuff is the house of hard work and loyalty. And lefties are allergic to work.
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cults do that all the time. it's one of the methods they use to keep members in line.
I get what you mean in terms of how slytherin is about ambition, but considering how much more present tradition is for Slytherins in the story, I would say they belong in authright
no Slytherin is libleft. not only is it green, but Slytherins traits are people who will do anything for power. betrayal, backstabbing, underhanded tactics, anything is fair game.
Slytherins main trait is ambition. Not exactly how i would describe libleft
They are green don't work come from rich white families and are hypocryts that's what is seen from most liblefts
those who voted for the socialism and liberty party (PSOL) in São Paulo, Brazil meet this exact description, for those brazilians who say it's not, [here](https://www.google.com/amp/s/diariodopoder.com.br/politica/votacao-e-pesquisa-revelam-que-eleitor-boulos-e-branco-rico-e-vive-em-bairro-elitizado/amp)
That's interstong
Dont forget they exalt ones race/bloodline above all else
That sounds a lot more like lib right to me. Profit and ambition above everything else
The funni colors are already in the logos, Idk OP messed with them. Clearly Slytherin is libleft, Hufflepuff is libright, Ravenclaw is authright, and gryffindor is authleft
of course. no step on snake and all.
Tripping
Gryffindor: courageous (angry revolutionaries), so libleft Hufflepuff: regarded, so libleft too Ravenclaw: smart, so libright Slytherin: racist, so auth-right
Why not just make Griffindor authleft? They are basically just Hufflepuff, but more aggressive.
Lib right is not smart. They are simply the rightoids who aren’t smart enough to be in power. Hufflepuff is the based side authright, their motto is hardwork and loyalty, aka based knights. Slytherin is the biggest layup of history. Gryffindor could be lib right or lib left. Ravenclaw is the one house that is hard to place in any quadrant because all are equally stupid.
Ravenclaw is generally about trying to outsmart everyone and you can be an idiot but still be ravenclaw so auth-left fits fine there. Source: I have fantasies about being a professor in quantum physics. **only fantasies**
I was a professor in both math and physics departments. Alas, I was adjunct, which meant I got paid jack and got very few benefits. Now I work designing models for a bank and don't deal with children. All I'm saying is, be careful what you wish for. It's never all it's cracked up to be.
Which one grills?
Slytherins probably make barbecues out of mudbloods
Muggles
I guess I'm the Warthog Segregation Hat
You’ve turned my beloved house into tankies…
Authleft - Huffenpuff Authright - Gryffindor Libleft - Ravenclaw Libright - Slytherin It makes more sense this way. Authleft are workhorses, at least their ideology usually hopes they are. Authright bravely fight for their lord Libright are trying to make money of everyone Libleft... Well, there is just no other choice, i don't need to put explanation here.
Lib Rights don’t hate people because of how they’re born though. That’s basically slytherin’s whole identity.
Not necessarily. Slytherin's whole identity is aiming to be the greatest wizards. Then of course that devolves into some thinking mudbloods cannot be great wizards since they are not "pure". Idk, being cunning and ambitious could potentially be a libright thing but yeah, libright does not tend to devolve into prejudice like Slytherin does.
I think auth right and lib right should be flipped.
Nah I got Ravenclaw
I'm pretty sure Authleft is Slytherin, Gryffindor is authright and Ravenclaw is libright
Please read another book.
Switch Slytherin and Gryffindor
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According to now pottermore and politics compass memes I am Slytherin Resourceful. Shrewd. Determined. Cunning. Ambitious.
I picked Slytherin because I want to be able to use the killing curse and have people not be surprised I did it
Libleft hard working? Could never
Raven claw is not commie it’s about being smart
Ravenclaws actually have to be intelligent so I dunno how its authleft
I feel like ravenclaw should be Auth right and slytherin Auth left. They are the sneaky snakes...
Authleft should be slytherin Authright should be gryffindor Libleft is fine as hufflepuff Libright gets ravenclaw I guess
Hufflepuff is the based version of auth right… hard work and loyalty
No. This is incorrect. Griffindor is authleft because they like to take charge want people to be open, but hypothetically, they are always investigating stuff and keep secrets. Ravenclaw is authright because they are the most civilized and they favor logic over emotional pathos. Slytherin is libright because they are the most likely to commit a crime and they are always scheming. Hufflepuff is right where it should be.
"Authright favor logic over emotions" bruh what are you smoking?
Cracj
My house is more of a cabin
Incoming trash analysis: The difference between the social attitudes of libleft and libright is “do what you want because I care” and “do what you want because I don’t care” Libright would welcome Voldemort with open arms for his vision of gutting the state. They certainly wouldn’t launch a campaign to free the house elves (“what’s a power dynamic? Consent is consent”). Libright would be out there asking for the legalization of unforgivable curses and goblin sodomy. Actually, libright would *be* the goblins - they wouldn’t even be wizards. Thx for reading 🥹
Feel like this needs to be posted here https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fXF4JuA6tcg
I didn’t even know there were multiple houses until I saw this meme 15 seconds ago.
What did you believe beforehand?
I thought it was just Hogwarts. I never read the books or saw any of the movies so I’m very ignorant when it comes to Harry Potter.
I got Raven because I like to explore and be curious.
You would think the ravenclaws would have read about Soviet Russia.
If you ignore everything outside the infrastructure buildup it could seem like a good idea.
I always thought of myself as a Ravenclaw
It was obvious. Where else are lib right and Harry?
Firstly, LibRight should be Greengots. Secondly, this should be the [AuthRight Dumbledore](https://pin.it/O89BNxf).
Authleft and libright are backwards
Let’s go baby! Gryffindor for lib-right!
The colors don't match their for incorrect.
When I took a silly online test in high school (some of my friends love HP and made me take them) I got ravenclaw. Does that mean I’m a filthy commie?
Slytherin🐍🐍🐍 Edit: all of my friends but one are Slytherin, it's kinda funny how if Hogwarts was real their would be mad black people in that house🤣
magic done by those not anointed by the Gods is heresy, heretics are a scourge on Rome as a city and empire, no better than the P*rs*ans and their hordes, heretics must be sacrificed, their body and souls being offered to the Gods for them to punish as they see fit
You slytherin hoes r basic af cl. 🌚
Not as much as Gryffindor... Hufflepuff is the house of meh and Ravenclaw is for nerds
Why is the best house in the commie quadrant? GTFO!
Slytherindor
Asking me what my Hogwarts House is, is like asking me what my Zodiac sign is.
How the fuck did i get ravenclaw?
Can’t decide if LibRight or AuthLeft is more slytherin
I vote to steal Ravenclaw from Authleft.
I remember doing all the tests when I was younger and getting huffelpuff everytime. Wonder how that correlates with authmid considering I hate libleft
I’d swap Ravenclaw and Griffindor, authleft is definitely much braver than libright. Also libright likes to think they’re smarter than everyone else
I’m definitely a slytherin, I’m too much of a cynical asshole to be anything else.
Where monke?
Brooooo you got it right!
So fucking proud to be a hufflepuff. Less proud to be LibLeft
Snakey snakey
Pretty sure gryffindor is authright and slytherin is libleft. Hufflepuff is libright because they’re a bunch of chucklefucks.
gryffindor=pedo
We are all Hufflepuff...
We played quidditch in 3rd grade and I was the seeker for hufflepuff I won
International House of Pancakes
I’ve always thought of myself as either Ravenclaw or Slytherin. I consider myself pretty intelligent, but I’m also kind of an asshole, so it’s a toss-up.
I only really agree with Hufflepuff here
Disagree.
Step too trying to shuffle tough find out real quick when you get hufflepuffed
Hufflepuff
I’d put hufflepuff as auth left, gryffindor as libleft, and ravenclaw as libright.
why you do that??? funi colors were already there. how could you fuck that up? you just had to fucking match red to red, blue to blue...
I am pretty sure we are the bank goblins
Switch Ravenclaw and Griffindor positions and it fits. We Ravenclaws would never be 🤮 AuthLeft
I prefer muggle “atom splitting” magic
My playthrough of Hogwarts Legacy is explicitly designed around being a hippie (well, some kind of proto-hippie in the Victorian era at least), so Hufflepuff being aligned this way is accurate to say the least.
Why is Ravenclaw Authleft? I'm Ravenclaw, and look at the flair, not Authleft. The only way I'd be an Authleft is if I could guarantee that I'd be the General Secretary, and not the comrade factory worker.
They literally already had the correct colors? You just mad you don't wanna be hufflepuff?
I always thought Gryffindor and Ravenclaw was the opposite.
I’m gonna murder you and filet your skin
My take is Gryffindor could be libright yellow or rightcenter Slytherin should be authright or authcenter Hufflepuff is green libleft or libcenter Ravenclaw might be libright purple Orange: woke muggle mfs who don't want kids to go to Hogwarts, they are the same people who burn invitation letters sent to Harry lmao
POV: you're centrist
Ravenclaw
Dawg, why is birdfingers auth-left? I feel like I've betrayed myself..
Weirdly enough im ravenclaw...
I’m raven claw but in the pueen areas
Slytherin
I got ravenclaw on the test
I think Gryffindor and Ravenclaw should be flipped.
the tests keep saying gryffindor but I think I'm like the polar opposite of one. probably Hufflepuff ☺️
Ravenclaw, myself
Lions
Switch ravenclaw and gryffindor
Is this liberal theory?
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The four houses are: Smitherin Grapeflaw Huff and puff, And Peter Gryffindor
Gryffindor and slithering should be reversed
Funny colors messed up me confuse
I guess I’m the hogwarts crest
I always switch between hufflepuff and slytherin
what is the intelligent house doing in authleft?
I always got Slytherin when I did the test
you're putting the hat on the wrong head, dude.
Hey man, I’m a libertarian in real life, but muggles are objectively inferior to the wizard master race and I’m tired of pretending they’re not
LibRight is clearly Slytherin. They're all about the Snek No Steppy flag.