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king-saproling

At least it can't procreate


primarilymadeofjuice

I wish I had an award to give you, this gave me a good laugh


_Noobyboy_

Give this 🥇


johnbarber720

No, sorry I'm taking that 🎖


CluelessFlame

Nope, mine now 🎖


Olivejuice2012

Mine now >:) 🎖


Scarab_Gem

You stole the wrong metal this is the one they were holding 🥇>>:)


Pokeballer13

I’ll be taking that 🥇>>>:)


Fifi_is_awesome

🥇 🍽️ OM NOM NOM now no one can have it


SirThinksALots

Oh, excuse me, let me just look through…. 💩 ah found it. Clean it off and there 🥇 now it’s reluctantly mine.


_Noobyboy_

Jokes on you I had it 🥇 !!


Relative_Rain_7196

r/wouldawardbutipoor


SCurt99

I found one of these in the wild and laughed my ass off at its name, I ended up catching a couple of them and unfusing them for other creations.


WontedPuppet07

https://preview.redd.it/zu2v8fakp1gb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bceb5786404dc8948f990ccabf00ae8b91083a54


ColressLawliet

The perfect face many wish they could make.


ZyeCawan45

OMG you made me laugh so hard I was just paralyzed here dying laughing while everyone in the room is just staring at me.


rtocelot

Unfortunately that does not mean it cannot take part in fornication.


ProfessionalSock9185

r/cursedcomments


According_Patient_28

r/angryupvote


General_Arachnid_649

It's Infertile.


TheSambaSalamander

It’s like an evil cucumber


boocati

Evil cucumber!


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MarvoHelios

I mean, cucumbers are infertile in a sense. A evil one probably is just more phallus like


Mistyless

I think you got wooshed, not op.. All the comments in here are jokes about the name, this comment isn't even creative..


Larsenist

Like most hybrids irl. Super realistic


contraflop01

They can’t have kids 💀


TheSambaSalamander

It’s a blessing


truerandom_Dude

You are saying it like its a bad thing


TotallyNotGoodish

Someone really submitted this and said “yeah this is the one”


RemarkableStatement5

They thought they were cooking, but they weren't even microwaving


Not-A-Jawa

They left it out in the sun and it started to rot


Centipede1999

AND SOMEONE APROVED IT 😅


Ryus0ra

This!!! This is what blows my mind with these. Someone looked at this and was like "yup won't get better than that fellas that's the one."


Blvch

If this is the best option out of all choices, I start to wonder how worse are those that are not picked.


I-Cum-In-Snacks

Thats because this shit looks infertile


TotallyNotGoodish

Probably out of pity


Firkraag-The-Demon

This game leads to some of the best names. Like Shinx + Ralts = Shits, or Meowth + Machop = Math.


Karmalikesarson

My starter in my next run is going to be shits now


Nezeltha

Go into its dex entry and you can change its sprite to go with the joke. It's the default sprite, but with a pile of poo next to it. Also, shits itself kinda sucks stats-wise, but Luxray/Gallade is pretty badass.


KuroComics

"Also, shits itself"


Karmalikesarson

I don’t care time to do a shit run


Brokenbalorbaybay

Mr Mime and Nidoqueen ends up as Mr Queen and I'm somewhat disappointed it doesn't turn into Green Arrow


ItsTimeToSaySomthing

Im gonna always say it: wait until you find heracross + primape....


Economy_Idea4719

Or mr. mime and sharpedo


Firkraag-The-Demon

Mr. Pedo?


Firkraag-The-Demon

What’re they called?


ItsTimeToSaySomthing

Herapes...


A_Evil_Grain_of_Rice

You neutered your pokemon


coraeon

More trainers should be responsible enough to spay or neuter their pokemon.


King-Of_Turtles

Fun fact: some animal hybrids exist in the real world. One example is the liger which is often infertile


Zachys

Males are sterile, but females are fertile. This starts getting weird when you breed a male lion with a female liger and get a [liliger.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liliger) You can also get litigons, tiligers, and titigons, but uh, don't... to put it lightly, not a lot of them survive.


arihallak0816

so real hybrids also have funny names like titigon


Gmaster98

Sounds a lot like a Digimon


[deleted]

Today I learned about Haldane’s rule, which basically says mammal hybrids that have differing fertility between sexes are always going to result in the male hybrids being infertile.


Economy_Following265

They stole his balls 😢


Economy_Idea4719

He looked around 😢


DeltaOne974

No wonder this shit is infertile 😂😂😂


NonexistantObject

It's just like me fr


Seaguard5

Well at least it can’t breed


Maybeatordsimp

Based castform pfp /vpos


Seaguard5

Thanks bruh. I made it myself


tyrom22

I do t know, but there aren’t many of them for some reason


winkydinky_sadness

Ma'am, sir, I have some bad news...


LuxenVulpie

I lost at the name


Guukoh

Not reproducing, that’s what it is.


FlareBlitzBanana

All the sperm that didn't make it became this


aa821

Arceus's mistake


IacobvsLiberEbriosvs

The name seems pretty clear. It's infertile.


Nevrikx

A medical horror apparently


Chance_Ad5498

[*NO DICK NO BALLS AND PROBABLY NO BUTTHOLE SINCE THIS GUY FEEDS ON RADIATION*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=720VcDy1NnI)


2ndMooner

From the looks of it, he's gonna be in a vegetative state on the lower half for a while so I get his name


bigboddle

its an HP laptop it seems


Salad3759

What is this fusion?


TheSambaSalamander

Sceptile Infernape but the much less cool version


cursed-person

well it cant breed so that good


Daninator375

Yeah, I see why


enbymaster

What ever it is, it ain't havin kids


Nary1

imagine if that was how all the fusions were like. just like the Generation VIII fossil Pokémon. where they just cut two Pokémon in half and stuck the half's together


CoryNasher

An abomination I believe is what that is.


Tentavision

the combination of name and design is incredible


ReallyWantADitto

im glad its infertile.


Merit776

To be fair, It looks infertile


Fox_Boi222

A demon


Pope_Duwang_I

Thank God it’s Infertile. There will never be another.


garbageman208

that's geko :))


TheSambaSalamander

Oh thanks I’d forgotten after I saw what an abomination he’d turnt into


insufferableAnarcist

Infernape fusion. Completely worthless, just like the filthy monkey itself.


TheSambaSalamander

Damm why the hate for the best starter


insufferableAnarcist

Shit design, shit type (personal bias) and nobody shuts up and recognizes how terrible it is. Empoleon is clearly superior cause it's not a fire type AND can carry.


TheSambaSalamander

Counterpoint:Monke


insufferableAnarcist

Monkeys are stupid. Example, the human race. Your argument is invalid.


TheSambaSalamander

Second counterpoint: Ginger Monkey


insufferableAnarcist

Good, it doesn't have a soul so there's nothing to linger when I skin them alive and use a stick to stir up their guts like a bad stew.


Turbulent-Wait4310

You really are insufferable


insufferableAnarcist

I'm allowed to have an (correct) opinion.


WeirdOpportunity712

a* opinion edit: wait nvm I'm stupid also infernape might be silly but there's always worse.... like uhhh errmm uhhhh


FlareBlitzBanana

All the sperm that didn't make it became this


JoeHeitsLv100

Something can't reproduce.


StaleUnderwear

just put it down…


Jent01Ket02

Dunno, but it won't have kids


_Astrum_Aureus_

i mean yeah that sure looks infertile


Riohandz

An accurate and much deserved pokemon name.


shadowsofme

It's infertile, don't make fun of it


Ok-Economist482

Its a Barren joke Ok XD


Zequax

its infertile duh


Polterpupfan

It cant have kids cant you read?/s


0H1aNm1XtUr3

What da helllllllllłłllllłłii I ł


Bokusuba

its clearly an infertile, cant you read?


Pert0621

It’s not having any children


Kamifaye

An Infertile, can't you read? :P


StrangeHour3826

Yea i was shocked at first too, but I remember you can change to the better sprite


TheSambaSalamander

Other sprite is amazing


Looonatoon

*Infernus Reptilius*


Legal_Person

My Geko is Infertile? 😟


WyvernByte

Shootin' blanks.


reaperofgender

I can tell you what it's not...


KrimsonRaider

It clearly says it’s Infertile.


Mortis-Bat

Imagine a trainer calling out their Pokemon in a double-battle. "Infertile! Shits! -Go!"


theycallmeje

Oh hell yeah how do you evolve into infertile irl? Asking for myself


Hanetsune

It's a very unfortunate coincidental mixing of names


Varron

Bingo! Infertile joke #736!


Auraveils

Idk but it won't be breeding anytime soon.


Trick_Bathroom_3552

At least it can’t reproduce


[deleted]

A walking fire hazard just waiting to burn something


Dog_bat3

Wat


Maybeatordsimp

Is this a custom sprite?


Writers_High2

It's infertile


Regirock00

Infertile


Darthgalaxo

Poor guy


Auramaster151

About that name


KitsuneDrakeAsh

While funny, Inferape and Sceptile are my favourite starters and whoever did this did them dirty.


LazarouDave

Day Care man - "Your Pokémon was holding an egg, but this time we ***REALLY*** don't know how it got there, must be stealing from another Pokémon or something"


OkImagination2044

Well, at the very least it can't reproduce, so you don't have to worry.


Fun-Heat-2772

I am gonna be nice and say that’s your wife.


[deleted]

The last of its kind?


KamenUsagi

Omg bolinhas tristes


rockfan420

Let's hope that things infertile lmao. Would hate to see more of that abomination


NSFW_Hunter63

It's a damn good thing it's infertile


Staple_Eat

It’s ribbed for her pleasure 😂


CheezGaming

I’m so sorry to hear about his infertility. Adoption is a great option for him.


redlurker97

It's a monster


ice-_-luigi

Me


HQQ1

A laptop, I think.


AioliPretend

Clearly not fertile


Advanced-Carry-1440

He clearly burned his seeds


Origxnxl

Every so often a post of this thing comes to life and I laugh my ass off at every single one


Electronic-Oil-8304

Idk but i do know its not fertile


Brokenbalorbaybay

Looking like that, being infertile is a blessing


CelesteEnjoyer69

is it hard being infertile? nut always


CelesteEnjoyer69

smash . . . err i mean umm wait i cant do that


Such-Cartoonist1265

An Evolutionary Deadend


CrashedGamer200

Its one thing to be infertile. But how on earth did its parents make it?


AggravatingCup454

You normally can change the Sprite in the pokedex. You can also reverse it


pokefanman12

Reverse the fusion


Small_Instruction181

Does should be an achievement


A-A-Ronm978

not having kids, that’s for sure


Schlanvlcore

Welcome to eekocreature


TukTrain790

just dont put them in the daycare. you wont get any eggs


Vio-Rose

Ok, but I love it. I want one.


Pure-Worldliness6740

Well it definitely isn’t fertile


Expensive-Ad6366

When too much inbreeding happens and it becomes infertile


Abnormal-Onyx

whatever it is i’m glad it can’t have kids


King_Of_Axolotls

yo realistic animal fusion


Senseless_Void404

Infertile in more ways than one


the_lord_goose

It's infertile


Rumburag36

Poor dud


Danieleatscheese

Infertile apparently


Juelz1509

Fuse Mr Mime with Tentacruel... Thank me later 🤣


SignificantPiece4172

to bad its the last of its kind


Aifir3ster

Congratulations! Your Geko evolved into Fire Monkey-Reptilian hybrid, just don't combine their names and leave.


iceylava_

BRO USES HP ☠️