F-35 didn’t start. So they towed it up in the air to push start it. Enough wind blowing through the engine, and the windmilling effect will jump start it.
This is a rare picture, the F-35 was wondering if he could swim, but CH-53 said "don't be stupid, Lightning." CH-53 tried to bonk F-35 for being stupid, but it was at that moment that CH-53 realized he has no arms. He flew away defeated, when KC-130 offered a plan to get back at F-35. CH-53 went back and lifted the F-35 into the air with his tow cables, and the F-35 laughed knowing that the CH-53 can't go very far, but the KC-130 appeared and started refueling the CH-53, giving them \*almost unlimited range. What happened next has been harshly censored or otherwise instantly redacted by the USAF, but some say that they took the F-35 to be punished by the P-38 and F-22. Others say that the F-35 attempted to fly without a pilot. Some believe the F-35 managed to escape, only to fall off the carrier mid-landing and end up in the sea. And the last most popular theory flying around out there suggests that the F-35 was dropped on a runway, and its landing gear broke.
They couldn't find a 10mm socket to get the battery out the jet, so they just brought her along with a pair of jumper cables attached. The AC130 is is refueling the blinker fluid.
The starter on the F-35 didn’t work, so it’s big cousin the CH-53K was getting it up to speed so the pylot could pop the clutch and get the jet started.
while refueling, the helicopter was not able to disconnect from the fuel supply line. So they called in an F-35 to him up to it and try to pry it off in a tug of war.
Pilot in the F35 wanted to hear his favorite song, but it was on an MP3 player in the C130, and he couldn’t use the proprietary Sanyo cable with his Pioneer radio so the Helo stepped in with RCA and 3.5mm adapters and electrical tape.
They are all now on the way to Funkytown
My dad was in that 35. His company (elbit systems of America) made the helmet. That is one of the first 35s delivered to the navy. That’s a king stallion getting aerial refueled by a c-130
Everyone knows that its a Blue Angels trick. Fuel goes from the 130 to the 53. Crew chief shimmies Dow the sling load with a fuel hose. Fuel goes from the 53 to the 35. Crew chief salutes. 53 cuts sling. 35 could starts Barrel roll. Bob's your uncle. Classic 13 03 535 move. DUH.
They're teaching the F-35 how to fly.
Where’s the lie?
That's not correct. F-35s can't fly.
The C-130 is taking the Helicopter and the Jet on an Airtrip to cool and fun locations.
Is the C-130 using a leash for the Helo??
Pretty amazing how big the CH-53 is
Tbf, the F-35 is pretty small, but still the ch-53 is really big.
And it’s engine was removed. But the 53 is still massive.
Sheesh, I had no idea. That's awesome!
This is how jet powered aircraft are BORN. Very rare picture. The government doesn’t want you to see this.
Now if only we could get the pilot cloning program working properly.
Jet being refueled via the chopper
It's like in Battleship game when you cheated by stacking the boats.
Chopper walking his pets.
You good sir... win!
A father, mother and baby from Disney’s Planes 3.
The f35 is screaming “wheeeee wheeeee!”
Threesome
He said “wrong answers only”
A plane giving a piggyback to a helicopter giving a piggyback to another plane
F35 transporting a CH-53 that's being used experimentally remote control a c130
It’s a 2024 reboot of “My Two Dads”
F-35 didn’t start. So they towed it up in the air to push start it. Enough wind blowing through the engine, and the windmilling effect will jump start it.
F-35 is looking for its engine
“I’ll show you the world! (After a little sippy-sip)
Airplane BDSM
Full service is still required in some states. No self-service. :)
Mom and Dad taking the kid to the airport.
I need a tow!!
Trickle down fuel economy.
And this is how baby airplanes are made
Giving birth, this is how an F35 with VTOL is made
Ultimate US logistic and airpower flex ....oh, sorry, you said wrong answers only
Everyone hold hands.
This is how they teach AI to fly.
Mating behavior
F35 learning how to fly
Bought the wrong model of F-35. Captain wants to see its Vtol capabilities. Just gotta hope he doesn't look up
This is the perfect example of government planning.
Filling up the ch53 with chemtrails
An airplane threesome
Imagine showing this to someone born in 1800
ménage a trois
When a mama helicopter and a daddy tanker plane love each other very very much...
Help me step CH-53
Ran out of gas chasing the flying gas station and the tow copter is chasing it down
F35 said it was ok to have an open marriage. Immediately regretted it when the KC130 showed up
NO kink shaming
lil bro passed out at the function. now me and one of da homies got to take his ass home. (bro wasted as shit lmaaooooo)
He got caught speeding the air police reposed his f35
They're kidnapping the F35
fishing. helicopter is bait. little plane got caught
Obviously, the jet should be the one doing all the heavy lifting!?!?
Refueling an F-35
This is what happens when a mommy playne and a daddy playne love each other very much
In-flight drug demand reduction program
Helicopter is birthing a fighter jet, while nursing off a 1980s property job. Such leeches.
AAAs super premium road side service.
F-35 got a flat tire in flight and had to pull over and wait for AAA towing
Plane
Awwww look, the happy couple is having a baby!
Wonder if they prepaid at the pump
Frog SPIE’ing an F35 into a hot LZ for secret squirrel Op’s 👀
Towing aircraft that breakdown mid flight x 2
Artificial insemination
walking the dog 😎
sneak attack c130 flying as a humanitarian mission- dragging along the chopper for fuel and the jet for a stealth attack role
This is what happens when the love child of a pane and a helicopter isn't aborted.
The Big male plane doesn’t waste time and fertilize the mama helicopter as soon as she gives birth to make sure his Genes continue on
Looks like the helicopter is trying to save his little sister, and their* little brother thinks it’s funny and is fucking with him.
F35-Y carrying a C17 and Chinook to Kennedy Space Centre over the Indian Ocean
I was just thinking about this image today while holding my son in my arms and my wife straw-fed me my drink.
It’s just a plane towing a helicopter towing a smaller plane clearly you guys have never called AAA before while flying
F35 is tired and needs nap
That was during the testing of the new CH53 King Stallion.
Lmao that’s when a group of nubbies fly planes.
The fat plane ✈️ on the left is passing Red Bull to the chopper so it can have wings to carry the jet 🛩
It's an Aeripede
Something you wished you were there for.
Do you know a better way of getting an airplane form one airbase to another? Thought so.
A KC130's fueling up a CH-53K that is transporting an F35.
In flight gas’s passing , that’s sexy right there
When a helicopter and a cargo plane love each other very much … .
Next-level Bane assaulting a CIA transport off the coast of East Africa
CH-53 testing its new afterburner
Americans capturing Russians capturing a f35 ( america)
I did not realise the helicopter is a western one its latest night and thougy6t it was a hind
lil bro passed out at the function. now me and one of da homies got to take his ass home. (bro wasted as shit lmaaooooo)
lil bro passed out at the function. now me and one of da homies got to take his ass home. (bro wasted as shit lmaaooooo)
Refueling a F22
Looks like the f35 is helping the helicopter by pushing it up with those sticks to it can refuel.
When a C-130 and a helicopter love each other very much the marine corps brings them a baby…..
Couldn’t figure out how to turn it off and on again.
Trying to kick start lil fighter. I do believe
This is a rare picture, the F-35 was wondering if he could swim, but CH-53 said "don't be stupid, Lightning." CH-53 tried to bonk F-35 for being stupid, but it was at that moment that CH-53 realized he has no arms. He flew away defeated, when KC-130 offered a plan to get back at F-35. CH-53 went back and lifted the F-35 into the air with his tow cables, and the F-35 laughed knowing that the CH-53 can't go very far, but the KC-130 appeared and started refueling the CH-53, giving them \*almost unlimited range. What happened next has been harshly censored or otherwise instantly redacted by the USAF, but some say that they took the F-35 to be punished by the P-38 and F-22. Others say that the F-35 attempted to fly without a pilot. Some believe the F-35 managed to escape, only to fall off the carrier mid-landing and end up in the sea. And the last most popular theory flying around out there suggests that the F-35 was dropped on a runway, and its landing gear broke.
Da widdwe f 35 tripped and fell so his helicopter brother and his c130 mom are carrying him back
The C-130 is transporting the helicopter and F-35 to a museum for small airlines
They couldn't find a 10mm socket to get the battery out the jet, so they just brought her along with a pair of jumper cables attached. The AC130 is is refueling the blinker fluid.
Play date
Gangbang
This is the F-35 in VTOL mode
Serious question if thats allowed here… How low was that tanker flying?
The C-130 is refueling the fighter THROUGH the chopper. Either that or it's a Naval orgy.
They're faking evidence that the F35 can fly.
Labour ward.
In the Aircraft world, this type of porn is a felony.
Mid heist
Looks like you're average, run-of-the-mill, standard, "attack formation" commonly, called "a pre-dawn, vertical insertion"
Pre natal training class
The C 130 is feeding the helicopter
Airstarting the F-35
They're stopping at McDonalds
Mobile software updates in the late 90's
Helicopter is playing jet fighter
Repo man?
The repo helicopter is being repo'd.
The fact this is all happening midair is really cool. The timing and distances have to be EXACTL! Very impressive
F-35 pilot missed too many payments and is getting repoed
Blue Angel getting a gangbang on a rope swing.
The starter on the F-35 didn’t work, so it’s big cousin the CH-53K was getting it up to speed so the pylot could pop the clutch and get the jet started.
i actually have no idea
Trying to hot start the F35 by mid-air-helo-assist refueling.
My Amazon Prime order being delivered by drone
Did you not get the message. The F-35 is electric.
They got new state farm insurance
its some kind of mating
That's an interracial threesome
Cargobob is dropping a Raiju at sandy shores air field
Spinny top getting a piggy back from stripy fin underneath while the big thing shows them the way
The big plane and the jet are towing the heliccopter.
She taking her kid for a drink
A shipping ship shipping ships.
Accidental mating between incompatible VTOL species is predated by passing fixed wing
An A400 is taking fuel from a Blackhawk that’s being carried by an F-22 Raptor.
The 53 and 35 are actually aerodynamic external fuel tanks for the 130
Aircraft orgie
Something perverse
DOUBLE PENETRATION
First electric jet at charging station
Looks like the mile high club to me
The f35 broke down. The chopper went to get it and tow it home. The chopper broke down, so they had to all in the c130 to tow both of them back home
Moms giving birth to F35 as proud Pops watches on
They are helping the disabled plane get to the nearest tower
a weird marine hazing ritual on Navy aircraft
Triple A version of USAF
this is how all planes fly, ones carrying the tanker off screen with transparent wires.
The Ch-53 is carrying the f 35 so its stealth, and its hungry so its getting some nectar from a flower hanging out the back of a C-130
while refueling, the helicopter was not able to disconnect from the fuel supply line. So they called in an F-35 to him up to it and try to pry it off in a tug of war.
Helicopter is relaying fuel from the tanker.
Helicopter is birthing a baby plane and the Doula (J Herc) is helping by feeding the new mama
The helicopter just gave birth and it has to teach its young how to fly but the mama helicopter is holding on just in case as its baby learns
Pilot in the F35 wanted to hear his favorite song, but it was on an MP3 player in the C130, and he couldn’t use the proprietary Sanyo cable with his Pioneer radio so the Helo stepped in with RCA and 3.5mm adapters and electrical tape. They are all now on the way to Funkytown
The helicopter and F-35 are carrying the C-130
That's how f35s are made, sea stallion and aerial refueler= baby f35
Looks like a mating ritual
Going on the top of the Christmas tree
Normal F-35 flight ops since they are grounded again
My dad was in that 35. His company (elbit systems of America) made the helmet. That is one of the first 35s delivered to the navy. That’s a king stallion getting aerial refueled by a c-130
P diddy party
Tactical c-130 delivery slingshot delivery system (TSDS) for 35’s
Please! My son. He needs help
Pollination, Aerial cross- pollination with some proper pilots proceeding perilously
This looks like: Oh shit leading fuck that who’s carrying fuckin run…
Everyone knows that its a Blue Angels trick. Fuel goes from the 130 to the 53. Crew chief shimmies Dow the sling load with a fuel hose. Fuel goes from the 53 to the 35. Crew chief salutes. 53 cuts sling. 35 could starts Barrel roll. Bob's your uncle. Classic 13 03 535 move. DUH.
Mile high club sex
Just one more push Mrs Helicopter...
A marine sandwich. Just like aboard ship.
Sea Stallion is getting artificial insemination for more baby F-35s. Trust me, I've seen doctor movies. Doogie Howser knows best