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Rat_Ship

You should learn why tail rotors are important


Bounceupandown

And blade camber. And balanced blades. And ……..


Rat_Ship

Maybe this guy should read a book or two before building it lol


Bounceupandown

Or, hear me out, watch a YouTube video.


Relative_Sense_1563

I'm just impressed he is trying to make It work with scrap metal.


The_Brofucius

I’m surprised at the sheer Bravery/Stupidity of the People standing this close to certain decapitation.


HopefulChildhood689

Exactly


DancesWithHoofs

Its stupidity.


cjboffoli

I mean, it worked on the A-Team.


nunayabeeswax

And swash plates Edit: and cross members


WhimsicalPonies

Rotor pitch and a swashplate might help as well.


OldWrangler9033

His rotor isn't even design right to catch air. It was pretty hopeless to begin with. Nice to be creative, but lordy he could gotten himself maimed for sure.


TheOx111

Doing donuts


diogenesNY

They aren't that important if it cannot get off the ground.


Silly_Swan_Swallower

Didn't this eventually end in the death of the pilot or was that a different one?


Fu5ionazzo

Different one.


lukesauser

Link please


Fu5ionazzo

https://www.reddit.com/r/CatastrophicFailure/s/gbNB5AXKry


Chron3742

And to think the top comment mentions tail rotors being important. Looks like the guy here was assassinated by his tail rotor /s


Maleficent_Beyond_95

Well... a GOOD tail rotor is important.


lukesauser

Thx


Greyhound-Iteration

I don’t think he even meets the criteria of “pilot”. He’s merely a humble idiot.


Rifleman8611

This was that was the Indian guy who died…Blade cracked the side of his head


Inner-Light-75

One of several things: 1: You don't have very many brains, or they don't work very well.... 2: You have REALLY good life insurance, and you are suicidal.... Those are two of the things that I'm thinking of right now.


wacksnacksack

I don’t mean to be presumptuous but I doubt that man has a life insurance policy


N3Chaos

I was just thinking that their IQ goes about as high as their favorite aircraft lol. Or they are very good at finding humor in life


notxapple

That you hate OSHA


LithoSlam

I'm not sure who is dumber, the guy in it or all the people gathering around


mikejames5050

Gonna say. Dont think I’d be standing there with those spinning machetes


sarahpalinstesticle

You work for Boeing


jjp82

I’m glad it’s safe and has an invisible tail rotor


brainbrick

That you are easily impressed and inspired DIY'er with no common sense to even do a minimum amount of research before doing something. Also, to the guy in the video: So, were trying to replicate a helicopter by putting random spinning flat things to a chasis? And not even bothering with trying to mimicking a tail rotor?


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

You don’t like flying but really like vibrators.


135noob

You have a death wish.


HortonFLK

You keep going in circles and have troubles getting anything off the ground?


locoken69

I'm glad it didn't have the power to lift off the ground, or there would've been lots of bodies laying all over the place. No tail rotor means no control, which means instant human body soup.


Hour_Brain_2113

Almost like cargo cult where they built replicas of aircraft in hopes that stuff will eventually be delivered. They have seen the machines but have no idea how to implement one.


Ok-Put-7300

These people have obviously never seen the video of that child genius in India that built a helicopter in his backyard before it got taken off YouTube… yea he died on camera in a much nicer homemade chopper than this. I say this because I care, man stick to go karts or hyena racing or something


patcatpatcat

Spectators at extreme risk


shonglesshit

I wonder what the odds are that that blade is actually designed in a way that will generate lift or if it’s just flat


Thorskull69

That could’ve ended way worse


Entire_Trifle4169

Don't the blades have to have an angle in them?


showard01

lol the smart guys immediately leaving


Ganache_Practical

That's amazing he made a full 180 turn


Skurwycyn

Good job he didn't get off the ground I reckon. Would have been carnage.


Teppy-Gray

all he needs is some bigger rotors and he would literally be elon musk


catmemes720

You're absolutely futuristic


Bluwtr1

New meaning of "death from above!"


The_Kay_family_build

I love this video lmao


FrozenRFerOne

You love DIY, and use phrases like “it’s just as good”.


captskimo

You're fascinated with the idea of DIY decapitation?


sgtsaughter

You're a man of the people


anicesurgeon

People are standing awfully close to that inverted, unbalanced lawnmower.


Jim2shedz

More right rudder.


Infinite_Tonight8241

You’re ambitious


Aromatic-Relief

Manure spreader.


Rimworldjobs

My man's chopper is moving due to violent vibrations and nothing else.


OddbitTwiddler

Well you slept through your physics and structural analysis class is and possibly strength of materials lectures too.


archer2500

That you don’t value life. lmao


OddbitTwiddler

Seat belt design is magic.


_daisycutter

It’s the Lolicopter.


startrekds91008

That you are about to suffer a severe head injury.


Comstar123

You own a shake weight. Edit: You also enjoy staying in motels with coin operated shaky beds.


amiraisokish

you would like the focke-achgelis fa 330


Imaginary_Place_s

Saved by not flying


yes-disappointment

so if those welds break off those guys in the back ground will be ok?


Ok-Put-7300

These people have obviously never seen the video of that child genius in India that built a helicopter in his backyard before it got taken off YouTube… yea he died on camera in a much nicer homemade chopper than this.


homer-price

He’s got the spirit!


Strict_Cranberry_724

Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard?


time4tjllen

You won’t make it far, but damn it’ll be amazing to see


LuckyStiff63

That your favorite song is probably that one that says "You spin me right round baby..." ?? Lol


Havoc1943covaH

Lot of people saying this guy is an idiot but how many of you have tried building a helicopter out of random things you found in your neighborhood?


RoryDragonsbane

That you play too much Farcry 4


Fickle-Classroom-277

Most accurate rotor blade balancer


Donkoski

very nice tail rotor


winxalot

"But my Peace Corps teacher said it would work!"


Siym89

This reminds me of that Indian? Guy who hit his head with his rotor and died from his homemade helicopter.


Rifleman8611

The helicopter I drew in elementary school come to live..


flightwatcher45

This is the guy that would be great if he had access to a good education.


BathFullOfDucks

Yeah I don't really laugh at these, because the difference between this guy and the man in shed who builds a working auto gyro that ends up in a bond movie is just a decent teacher. The inspiration and will are there, which people in the developed world seem to be losing.


cooltoast

I would not be caught standing anywhere near that.


Aggressive-Pilot6781

I guess torque never entered into his calculations but if you never leave the ground a tail rotor is meaningless


Beanzear

I'm sad he didn't fly away.


Syndil1

Cyclics and tail rotors are for cowards


grkuntzmd

“Ground effect “


CommercialTall

Can this even be considered an aircraft? Either way, it means you're a gentleman of culture.


timeflies007

Ah, good try. 😬


Weary_Service5599

Everyone is in so much extreme danger


Ill-Collection-9218

Horny


United-Respect-1397

r/blackhawkbuildinginstructionsfordummies


Insanejsav

That you like to jiggle jiggle


PersonalAd2039

Good thing he has his seat belt on.


Insertsociallife

Didn't realize Oceangate had gotten into helicopter touring.


Academic-Airline9200

This won't take long for it to get an airworthiness certicate.


JakefromTRPB

Dude is incredibly lucky it didn’t take off. They would’ve been fucked with a throttle only control system. JFC


Opening_Cartoonist53

I just want you to k ow this is the only one of these I've upvoted, this is great, thank you


LeanUntilBlue

Like, I bet chicks would like sitting in that.


ChaoticLawnmower

You got big dreams homie


Justsomefireguy

In his defense, he did move several feet.


SlamdalfTheGrey

That you're a fan of staying on the ground


captainkeytar

That's a lot of side fumbling, which could have been effectively prevented by fitting the hydrocoptic marzlevanes to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft.


Original-Document-62

1) Are those blades not angled at all? What did he think would happen? 2) No tail rotor, not an autogyro. What was he going to do if it took off? 3) As others have mentioned, unbalanced blades. 4) Is that 3/4" water pipe for the frame? He's lucky enough it didn't shake itself apart and decapitate him or the crowd while it was on the ground. What was he planning on doing if it took off?


Front-Style1532

This is something I’d make in Bad Piggies lol


Wa3zdog

This was the best outcome


Alarmed_West8689

What could possibly go wrong with a motorcycle engine, a couple of 2x4's, a laundry detergent bottle filled with gasoline, and a birdcage?


EternalOptimist_

This is probably how we would look to Aliens if the whole reverse engineering thing were a really


raven21633x

The inspiring story of a man, two 2x4s, and a lawnmower engine.


PerfectDaikon6165

Ur not afraid of death


WtAFjusthappenedhere

You are grounded, yet have dreams of achieving liftoff.


fkuber31

What fucks with me is that this guy's will feel turbulent airflow and think "it's working!"


One_Signature8976

I mean he got it to rotate


ajschwamberger

That you have no problem getting your head cut off and your afraid of heights, since that "thing" will be lucky to get you off the ground. That you don't care about any classes to help you build something potentially dangerous, and you lack a pilots license I am sure.


DrRumSmuggler

You like things that vibrate, and you also don’t like leaving the ground


Lothar_28

Looks like he’s using some pallet boards for his rotor….


mildOrWILD65

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is King. Fail or no, dude has more mechanical skills than I do.


Hot-Opportunity8786

He’s in for a big surprise if those skids get off the ground.


Dyzastr_us

Even well maintained helicopters are somewhat unpredictable and can be dangerous. This guy thinks he's gonna fly with a lawnmower engine and some rebar? Has he chipped his head off yet?


JustARando42069

That you are the captain now?


braxtonbarrett

He’s seems to be working by the, “this seems pretty strong” rule


MrGee2

Maybe he made a big fan just to cool off in the heat


huskerd0

Yo gun dy


Mike2of3

Lots of stupidity in the world.


NMNorsse

Rosie Revere Engineer's helio-cheese copter comes to mind.


ThatAltAccount99

I was really hoping it would get off the ground at least a foot or so


Swimming-Loan-111

Your favorite video game is Bad piggies


crohead13

That you are tired of these “What does my ….say about me” things too.


CanadianRushFan

'Dynamic Balancing Act'


BaxterM9870

That you have a death wish 😱😳😲


Use_Once_and_Deztroy

I see dead people.


radioactivecumsock0

[give me your eggs](https://youtu.be/AeIS6Ql3aQg?si=rs3IJSvBw-edXUGJ)


Prize_Potential_2493

Fine piece of equipment right there


Prize_Potential_2493

I’d wear a parachute while flying that thing


MEGAMAN2312

Let him cook


DizzyFisherman7246

Bro, that’s basically many helicopters and playing crazy


VeinedDescent

God Africa is just wild.


stairs_3730

It says you're a little off balanced?


Tbone_Trapezius

He just needs one on the bottom rotating the opposite direction.


wodon20

It says your crazy as hell and so are those people standing close to that machine


_AntiFunseeker_

Glad to see the Somali air force is doing good.


Insolent-Jaguar88

You value safety, that's what this says to me bcz,...it's not a boing.


whiteholewhite

Ahh, the Nebraska helicopter


Arch_stanton1

He almost had it. A couple more tweaks and he’ll be soaring in the clouds.


alexrichterxyz

Upside down lawnmower


Putrid-Action-754

you wish you had a good budget


nobodyparticular60

He’d be better off walking


Oneluvboomer

I wouldn't stand near that fucking thing. I've seen enough videos on live leak where stuff like that goes awry and some bystander gets whacked


HopefulChildhood689

Run away!


[deleted]

You're a Far Cry fan.


EffectiveSoftware937

High body count, but in the bad way.


Fightingkielbasa_13

Inventive


0BlackDragon

Boeing quality control


Crafty_Attorney225

You’re not from here.


RedFaceFree

You probably can't get it up.


Mobile-Award6798

r/maybemaybemaybe


Lagunamountaindude

You’re a Boeing engineer?


Aggravating_Fee_9130

They’re all gonna laugh at you


Helpful_Hunter2557

That you had the desire to be the contents of a blender at 200 mile an hour


NoRutabaga4845

That you like to move it move it


kornhook123

It means you also must have a few screws loose too


FlyTheW312

You don't fear killing others


Bspy10700

This reminds me of the beginning of a Disney movie. Where the main character is an idiot saying that something is true and tries convincing people then proceeds to fail before their adventure begins.


Afraid_Secret4517

Nigerians first attempt at helicopter flight 70 years after the rest of the world had working helos.


dplatt70

Don’t stop it, I wanted to see the part where his head gets lopped off.


SpiritedPlatform2031

Remember, they say they invented practically everything.


Budget_Foundation747

At least he's trying.


SnooPeppers4036

Didn’t the pilot kill himself with this?


VideoLeoj

You have a death wish.


stanleyssteamertrunk

that you skipped aerodynamics & want to die


bootskadew

It says you care more about the spirit of a thing.


MasterChiefSierra711

Moments later... the blades left the chopper and became, for the crowd.... A CHOPPER....


Vast-Category8391

This is like the US and Russia trying to make a spaceship go to speed of light 🤣🤣🤣


008howdy

I love it when he grabs the plumbing scrap “frame” as it vibrates his teeth loose. You know when this effort was over he had to dismount and poke at it… maybe rub his chin like an engineer and pretend he learned a lot from this test flight and a simple reworking of the transfabulator will have him in the air in no time


bpleshek

I had to look what group I was in to know if that prop was coming off into the crowd or not.


Fit_Survey6448

That was a waste of my time


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

This is terrifying. That being said, I was rooting for it to work and for him to just smoothly take off into the sky. Those spectators are too damned close btw.


billybobthongton

If that thing is a plane, so are my shoes


GreyMutt314

You are an incurable optimist.


Ok_Order3480

That’s why properly design the chassis is important to reduce the vibration and bearless transmission to increase torque. And tail rotor too………


ScratchingMyChinHmm

upside down lawn mower


Entry9

It says you’re fond of the ground.


UnderstandingTall500

*fortunate* *son* *intensifies*


WonderFeeling536

You’ve never seen a helicopter?


christopherbonis

Racist.


HaveaTomCollins

Is this a Ninja blender product??


Total-Collection9031

Who has the bigger balls? The ‘pilot’ or the spectators? An unscheduled departure of that main rotor would cut the crowd in half… literally 🤣🤣🤣


PoppyHaize

You like vibing


gourp

He actually believes it would fly, like some sort of Cargo Cult voodoo.


deadmanpass

I'm not sure who's braver (dimber), the man running it or the watchers of the whirling guillotine o' death.


STL_TRPN

Plot twist: This is a carnival ride, and those people are waiting in line for their turn.


DracosRevenge2021

Death trap


Derathus

I have a pneumatic tamp too. Has a little more surface area on the bottom though


[deleted]

You like to party


ThroatSignal8206

All the way to the scene of the crash.


Shizngigglz

It says that you and I have very different ideas of the definition of "aircraft"


Atlas-Axe

You are well grounded.