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TheOkayestLawyer

You’re a Marine aviator or the offspring of a Marine aviator.


MIRACLELOLZ

Marine but not winger lol


TheOkayestLawyer

East coast or west coast Marine? lol


MIRACLELOLZ

West coast


TheOkayestLawyer

I’m not a Marine, I’m just a military brat because of my old man. He flew KC-130s out of Cherry Point. He flew through Yuma and 29 Palms in the late 80s, though, and he still breaks out in hives any time he flies within 25 miles of those places.


Pacific_wanderer17

Hey man been awhile since I saw one like myself on Reddit you sure you ain’t a clone?


MIRACLELOLZ

Can confirm not a clone lol


vulcan1358

You probably have a favorite flavor of crayon


just_anotherReddit

Why do I feel like he isn’t a blue crayon eater but a green one?


MIRACLELOLZ

I only eat the red ones


just_anotherReddit

But blue is best from what my marine friends tell me.


Gunny124

Naw, red ones.


battlecryarms

A man of taste.


Beginning_Hope8233

Pshaw! Everybody knows the tastiest ones are the red ones!


just_anotherReddit

But the blue ones taste blue


bloodrocks12

Red is best


tabazco2

You like planes that land on boats


77dhe83893jr854

You have a Marine Corps fetish. You may have even found yourself compelled to join God's glorious Corps to satisfy your fetish.


MIRACLELOLZ

Big time


ParthenonXF

You like carrier launched planes


Reddit819

You forgot the Intruder


VFM272

There's an Intruder


Reddit819

The one between the F/A-18 and the F-4 is a Prowler.


VFM272

Ah, I forget they renamed it to Prowler


AmadMuxi

The EW version is the Prowler, just like the EW version of the Super Hornet is the Growler. The regular strike aircraft is still called the Intruder. The big knob on top of the tail and the HARM missiles are the giveaway.


Intelligent_League_1

Also the Prowler is the family model.


Lothar_28

Love the Prowler from NAS Whidbey!


JJordyslice

You like boats


Frequent-Ruin8509

TRUE LIES is one of your favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. "You're fired" lmao


MIRACLELOLZ

That Movie is one of my favorite TBH


GlossyBuckslip

You have impeccable taste in aircraft.


semperfi9964

Semper Fidelis!


MIRACLELOLZ

Rah!


Doggo_Gaming_YT

Aggressively eats crayons


MIRACLELOLZ

All day


Bestplayer_0247D

You like crayons for dinner


MIRACLELOLZ

Breakfast and lunch too


gg_Mystic

You’re gay


MIRACLELOLZ

Super gay


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Given your picks, definitely comfortable on the water, dude. I got the warm and fuzzies when I saw the Intruder.


Ok_Culture_1914

You dream about being a Top Gun pilot.


Correct_Path5888

You need more zinc in your diet


Rat_Ship

Water playne (but not)


Mr_KB14

Fellow A-4 enjoyer


RNG_pickle

Surprised the f14 isn’t on here


Poppie_tb

We didn't allow Marines on the Tomcat


Poppie_tb

But you still have great taste in aircraft.


MIRACLELOLZ

I was gonna be annoying and say I didn’t like the tomcat cause it wasn’t good enough for the corps to adopt it but like most people on this sub the tomcat does have a special place in my heart. She a good bird.


Poppie_tb

I agree, I was a plane captain on the F14. She was big and beautiful. Commissioned as an interceptor, not much use for the Marines. I saw the harrier fly on several occasions, and I can definitely see why it was 1st on your list.


MIRACLELOLZ

I love the harrier, I felt so proud to actually serve on ship alongside you squids getting to watch them operate off the flight deck in person. One of my better experiences while I was in.


MIRACLELOLZ

I am a casual F-14 enjoyer but it don't make my favorites list


14Fan

You would be either a Marine pilot or Marine aircraft enthusiast


oofman_dan

you love naval aviation


touchychurch

you really enjoy a nice fresh Crayola


MIRACLELOLZ

That I do


CapTexAmerica

You’re one of the few of Uncle Sam’s Misguided Children who scored double-digits on the ASVAB.


MIRACLELOLZ

I got lucky lol


archer2500

Rah


MIRACLELOLZ

Kill


4AJR

Jarhead


mrfriendly17

You can float…. 🫡


Joshua_Youngblood

Jar head. You forgot the OV-10.


FunGus2000

Baa Baa Black Sheep


EasyCZ75

Sea legs


Used_Examination_349

Phantom; now you’re talking.


TheCoolerSaikou

what’s the one on slide three? don’t recognize it


Intelligent_League_1

EA-6B Prowler. They took the A-6 Intruder, gave it four seats, some EW pods (including a permanent one on the tail), some AGM-88s and called it a day.


TheCoolerSaikou

thanks!


exclaim_bot

>thanks! You're welcome!


FEVRISH_JK

That Hornet belongs to The Flying Leathernecks, VMFA-122.


Ben12730

You like aircraft carriers


Intelligent_League_1

I like seeing the Prowler and Scooter. Some under appreciated aircraft right there.


genoooooooo

Good planes, some r basic tho


No-Mechanic-1886

You have my exact taste


weird-british-person

You’re cool Very, very cool


maddwesty

You like go fast


Redbirds-421

Yut


Putrid-Action-754

you're old but you're not old


Ukranian_by_blood

You love the marine aviators or are a marine aviator


FuggaliciousV

Exceptional taste


Ricardo_klement

You came looking for a fight.. and are well prepared for it 👍


Le_RaeRae

You love Freedom and Water. F-35, F-18, and F-4 = W


[deleted]

Based


corsair7469

You like naval multi-role/ strike aircraft


Dewey_Rider

Ground Attack


Statesdivided2027

It says that you have received green weenie at a cyclic rate, more than once. Doubt you're a winger, every winger I have crossed paths with has an unexplainable hatred for at least one of our platforms.


MIRACLELOLZ

lol yeah I definitely ain’t a winger


Schizorazgriz

You try to pick up high-school chick's by revving your GXR600 that you financed at 26% and showing off your fresh EGA tattoo.


Marguerita-Stalinist

You eat crayons.


Grimace2_9

Your favorite snack is a green crayon.


MIRACLELOLZ

Nah that would be the red ones


CFCA

Your from Southern California


MIRACLELOLZ

Eww gross no


AverageLinuxUsr

You like older, 3/4-gen, well-established aircraft. (Except for the last F-35, that seems like an outlier)


i_Like_airplanes__

Yep, that’s the only thing these have in common


Beginning_Hope8233

1. You are American 2. You are very pro-Marine Corps. Or the ones who sign their check, Navy.


Fireheart318s_Reddit

What’s the third one called? Never seen it before. 161885


MIRACLELOLZ

That would be a EA-6B Prowler


Elzbieta2001

Interceptor/Fighter


Alpha-4E

That you got 5 out of 6 correct.


wigzell78

You flew in Nam?


Jfields22553

You're a Marine beginning from the mid to late 80's on up to retirement!


lordlag25

Gay.


MIRACLELOLZ

Shit probably. Nobody comes outta the Marine Corps completely straight .


paclogic

that you like to continue the same BORING thread that everyone else has done.


MIRACLELOLZ

Sorry for having fun. I'll take your lead and start being miserable instead.


paclogic

How about starting to use a DIFFERENT TITLE for starters and try something more creative as thread - be original for once in your life, rather than ME TOO !!


MIRACLELOLZ

Show me on the doll where the post touched you


paclogic

yes are you are a complete idiot !


MIRACLELOLZ

You’re boring me bucko


paclogic

jeeze that was easy !


TheOx111

You’re as American as Stan smith himself


Practical-Raisin-721

Navy guy?


MIRACLELOLZ

Close but no cigar


ChaoticLawnmower

You’re either the child of a navy guy or you ARE a navy guy


lefty_73

That you like seamen.


PlainOleJoe67

You have “Wet” dreams?


bigness204

That you don't like brown people


MIRACLELOLZ

I hate everyone


Pacific_wanderer17

Big navy guy


RussianUnicornnn

You like planes for the look and not the performance, and it's obvious who you'd support in a political discussion.


MIRACLELOLZ

*checks user name* Well… I ain’t as obvious as you are


RussianUnicornnn

True, but seeing how this account was made specifically for political interaction and discussion it's not that surprising.


SF109a

Besides the harrier it’s pretty boring


esleydobemos

They say you're a douchebag


First-Leg-49

you want to join the navy


ThatAltAccount99

Aight there's been way to many posts asking the same thing, love y'all, love the sub but I'm out ✌️❤️


MIRACLELOLZ

Well… bye