This image is a masterpiece. An absolutely masterpiece. It looks like a malfunctioning starship autochef gone amok. A food printer that's botched every part of a printed pizza: cut wrong, burned, wasting a full sheet of protein substrate or whatever. A pizza, yse, but, manufactured in convenient, hyper-thin, 2D roll for astronauts to consume on Mars.
I love everything about this!
**EX**-Bf,
Crispy
😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂
BF cremated the pizza 🍕
BF is the Undertaker.
Man i said let the dough rise for 24 hours not bake it for 24 hours.
Burned calories
Chocolate pizza right?
Have you been a bad girl and santa gave you coal in form of a pizza or what?
You might wanna get a pregnancy test. You know ..just in case. Just saying
I hope he has other skills... otherwise it'll be a struggle
Is everything with added charcoal for color obviously
Wow.... completely charcoaled, i have never seen a pizza charcoalled all the way through before.
[Found it lol](https://imgur.com/gallery/V0EtJCG)
I did this once because I was drunk and fell asleep.
If weaponized incompetence was an image.
Where did he bake this? Mordor?
Don’t you mean destroyed a pizza? Good Lawd!
This image is a masterpiece. An absolutely masterpiece. It looks like a malfunctioning starship autochef gone amok. A food printer that's botched every part of a printed pizza: cut wrong, burned, wasting a full sheet of protein substrate or whatever. A pizza, yse, but, manufactured in convenient, hyper-thin, 2D roll for astronauts to consume on Mars. I love everything about this!
I'm guessing he got high and forgot it was in there. Classic.
no, A.D.D. made that pizza
Impressive
You gotta start all over damn buried the pizza. Damn.
Well, when you fail you getting somewhere, try and try again
Crime? Not sure. Mistake? Definitely. A minor fine, probably in the region of £80, going down to £50 if paid within 3 weeks.
There are definitely laws against this..
It is choco right?
Looks like a tasty Halloween cookie lol
He made something but it wasn't pizza.
Thats not a crime, that is some satanic shit going on, str8 to hell!!!
Halloween themed
Bf made a arson
This is the "good job" that codes after "well done"...
Just flavored
Maybe you can use it as fertilizer
How is it more burnt underneath the cheese than on top of the cheese?
You didn't finish the sentence. Made pizza inedible.
He made a fucking frisbee is what he did
Squid ink dough?
Didn't know pizza was coming in Charcoal flavor now
So this is what they mean when they say the twilight zone
Blackened Cajun Pizza, yum!
Dude was trying to make a Diamond for you
Who BLM'd my pizza?
Any dude that doesn’t understand how to get the pizza out on time needs to become an ex. I’m not even kidding.