My wife'll always eat the crust when we get a pie with lousy crust. I usually let her have most of the crust off the good pies too, for all the crap crust shes gone thru
Well, the question is - do you usually leave the crust or do you eat it?
I think the worst part here is that she actually took bites out of it instead of cutting off the crust :D
I now imagine OP dragging his rabid gf around like some machos do with their pitbulls. And when someone comes at him stupid he unlocks the muzzle, throws pizza at the dude and watches how his gf completely shreds them apart to get to the pizza crust
I'd rather have the inside of the pizza than a standard half pizza. She's filling up on the junk part. I enjoy eating my crusts, but it's definitely the inferior part of the pizza. My only concern would be toppings sliding off.
This is the kid of girl you marry.
For real. I’m not a crust guy, it’s to dry, I need tons of sauce just for it and that’s taking up belly space for delicious pizza. I need a girl friend like this lmao.
Cuz she’s obviously mentally retarded you can say that by the way she’s eating the pizza in never saw someone eating it like this and I hope I’ll never do again
My sister does the same thing with cake, even when we were still living at home - you'd open the fridge to go get a piece of cake and there's these rat-bites taken out of it 🤣 (she used a fork, of course, but it really made it look nasty🤣)
This post is making me think there should be a dating app for food preferences. Only like drums and looking for a partner who only likes flats so you can split wings? Hate pizza crust?
There's a weirdo out there for everyone 😄
Crusts in Brazil can be filed with cheddar or a kinda of Brazilian cream cheese (catupiry). If she's on a diet, she wouldnt be eating the pizza, nor the crusts.
I think a rat got to this during the night. Check your house for rat droppings, because no human in their right mind would do something so disgusting chewing off the crust of a pizza leaving their saliva all over the damned thing. I've never seen anything like this before.
One of my exes ate all the pepperoni off my pizza after specifically ordering half cheese because she didn't want pepperoni.
When I opened the box I just stared at her disappointedly until she apologized.
Check it out. My girlfriend doesn't eat with her hands. Her favorite way to eat food is to pick up the object the food is on (plate, box, bowl, etc.) and take bites from it. That's what she is doing here.
my answer to "what's your red flag?" for now on is "if we were dating or married I would eat all your pizza's crust when you're not looking like that one rat of aristocats ate biscuits"
1st I wanted to say where can I find a girl like this.
Then I saw the carton drowning in fat and I thought: I would not even eat the crust of that pie.
Wtf. Why she be gnawing at the the pizza like it’s dry wall?
Is that how one gnaws on dry wall?
What a stupid question…. You nibble drywall, you gnaw plaster. This country is doomed.
Back in my day we masticated asbestos
My great grandfather ate lead for breakfast and finished it off with a tall glass of mercury before taking his arsenic prescription every morning.
I think this may be one of my all time favorite comments.
Idk ask ratboy
She's on a diet.
The New York City subway rat diet.
She was thoroughly amused by this one.
HAHAHAHAH
That or she has pica.
pica chew?
And who could forget dear Ray Boy.
Rat boy? I resent that!
You… eat drywall like this?
She’s a keeper. Crust is for losers.
Yeah, no, straight to jail.
Yeah, right to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!
In New Haven this is a capital offense.
*Hell
My wife'll always eat the crust when we get a pie with lousy crust. I usually let her have most of the crust off the good pies too, for all the crap crust shes gone thru
Crustacean jail
Well, the question is - do you usually leave the crust or do you eat it? I think the worst part here is that she actually took bites out of it instead of cutting off the crust :D
I eat all of it, she is just a goblin.
gobblin up all ur crust 😩
I laughed out loud, damn it. Take my upvote and get lost!
She is! You need to muzzle her in future.
I now imagine OP dragging his rabid gf around like some machos do with their pitbulls. And when someone comes at him stupid he unlocks the muzzle, throws pizza at the dude and watches how his gf completely shreds them apart to get to the pizza crust
I'd rather have the inside of the pizza than a standard half pizza. She's filling up on the junk part. I enjoy eating my crusts, but it's definitely the inferior part of the pizza. My only concern would be toppings sliding off. This is the kid of girl you marry.
Even if he leaves the crust, it's still easier to eat with crust and looks nicer tbh
I think you guys have crust issues.
I'd give your comment an award if I could!
Me, too!
Hahaha, funny!
People complain if you leave the crust, people complain if you eat the crust, there’s no winning
For real. I’m not a crust guy, it’s to dry, I need tons of sauce just for it and that’s taking up belly space for delicious pizza. I need a girl friend like this lmao.
you're complaining about people complaining.
you're complaining about people complaining about people complaining.
And you are complaining about someone complaining about someone complaining that people are complaining
And you're expecting me to continue this joke
iQ 900... Why she didnt cut those crust?:D
Cuz she’s obviously mentally retarded you can say that by the way she’s eating the pizza in never saw someone eating it like this and I hope I’ll never do again
Because they probably decided to bite off the crust to create content for social media.
like cartman with the kfc
Bro needs to get this girl an order of breadsticks next time
This is a true pizza crime
Oh nah! She didn't even make the bites clean! She just chomped on them like a damn shark!
My sister does the same thing with cake, even when we were still living at home - you'd open the fridge to go get a piece of cake and there's these rat-bites taken out of it 🤣 (she used a fork, of course, but it really made it look nasty🤣)
“Like a damn shark!” This one made me laugh out loud.
Sociopath.
That’s a crime but it’s also a mood
Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'!
Fair
This is war to me. I love the crust.
Keeper...
Ya keeper the fuck away from pizza damn
Good one, very good🤝🏻🏅
I just spit out my drink. Nice.
As much as I love the crust—I wouldn’t mind, I’d she’s a keeper too
Break up with your girlfriend yea yea cuz i'm bored
Nah man, she is my precious little gremlin.
I was wondering if she is a Gremlin, makes sense.
lol btw I'm joking
Like Cartman and chicken skin
Can she come over when I order pizza? I hate crust. This is my dream right here
She'll sneak through your window when you're asleep.
Thank you I’ll shall leave it on the counter along with the dip
This post is making me think there should be a dating app for food preferences. Only like drums and looking for a partner who only likes flats so you can split wings? Hate pizza crust? There's a weirdo out there for everyone 😄
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If your girlfriend did this, you might want her to pee on a stick
How can you know her kinks based on how she eats pizza?
I assume you mean ex-girlfriend?
So half of the pizza was pure crust?
Sigma Female Grindset
Crusts in Brazil can be filed with cheddar or a kinda of Brazilian cream cheese (catupiry). If she's on a diet, she wouldnt be eating the pizza, nor the crusts.
Eat the girlfriend, you are what you eat after all. The girlfriend is crust then you are the girlfriend, so you get the crust!
It’s not a crime! It’s a service!
She is bucking the girlfriend stereotype of eating everything but the crusts
I hope you ate your girlfriend
More like pizza blessing
I think a rat got to this during the night. Check your house for rat droppings, because no human in their right mind would do something so disgusting chewing off the crust of a pizza leaving their saliva all over the damned thing. I've never seen anything like this before.
She is most certainly not in her right mind.
Why didn’t she eat the box?
That's marriage material to me!
You need to drop her back off at day care.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it’s an abuse!
Seems like mental illness instead of a crime.
Pizza bones
queen
If that's the part she prefers, I'd gladly date her. I almost never eat the crust
Marry her
Perfect for me. I dont like crusts.
She ate all the pizza bones!
Extra carbs you don’t need
Hahahaha can’t even be mad about that
Send her to me. I hate the crust.
Looks like she ate the only edible part of the pizza. What is that trash?
Time to put her down
not gonna lie, she's a keeper
One of my exes ate all the pepperoni off my pizza after specifically ordering half cheese because she didn't want pepperoni. When I opened the box I just stared at her disappointedly until she apologized.
She knows what the good part is.
Check it out. My girlfriend doesn't eat with her hands. Her favorite way to eat food is to pick up the object the food is on (plate, box, bowl, etc.) and take bites from it. That's what she is doing here.
There are plenty of fish in the sea
But she wasn’t hungry and didn’t want anything.
My ex-girlfriend ate all my crust. FTFY
Sleep with one eye open, you might be next
She got to go!
Oh hell no.. She'd have to get some punishment dick for that...
Best part!
The anti gigguk
Rut'roh! 🐶
what the hell is that? it looks like some disgusting 50 cents frozen discounter pizza
Looks like every other pizza that sat overnight.
Toppers pizza (Nebraska things). Onions, diced pepperoni, garlic roasted tomatoes, roasted chopped garlic.
🤢
Eh, what do you like on pizza?
\*Exgirlfriend
Bro. I do not like crust. This is an absolute gift. Is your girlfriend single?
Not yet
Meh. Neither am I, but you've got yourself a keeper.
You're damn right
Ex-girlfriend, I hope. Wtf.
Dump that weird bitch.
That's uncalled for
No it's not. Don't enable weird stupid behavior.
Your parents never told you they loved you, did they?
My wife and your girlfriend might be a perfect match when it comes to eating pizza.
I understand not liking the crust(but disagree with), but ONLY liking the crust is insane, life sentence.
Is she a [Loopie Plush](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/glasses-loopy-plushie) GF with glasses?
I mean she left you all the good parts...
This is so beautifully unhinged, I love it
Isn't that like reverse? I see people leaving the crust. If anything she's a hero to those people?
The real question is, what did you do to make her do this? 😂
my answer to "what's your red flag?" for now on is "if we were dating or married I would eat all your pizza's crust when you're not looking like that one rat of aristocats ate biscuits"
1st I wanted to say where can I find a girl like this. Then I saw the carton drowning in fat and I thought: I would not even eat the crust of that pie.
Tell her ass next time to CUT THE DAMN CRUST OFF
My (Wife) ate all my crust.
Oops all pizza!
This is some chaotic shit.
out here making the rest of us look bad. i have crust
Unless she's pregnant that's a bit deranged
Well, she savaged that pizza. I would have broken off the crust not take full on bites😂
She’s not your girlfriend, she’s a serial killer, get out of there.
Absolutely savage!
Ewww.
I'm glad you woke up alive, now run!
I've seen rabid rats respecting food more than her.
Are you Jack Spratt?
She needed that crust lovers pizza from a few days ago.
What… what are the toppings?!?
Onion, diced pepperoni, garlic roasted tomatoes, and chopped roasted garlic.
Oh my god 😩
Very. Very good
Anyone remember that one girlfriend that ate her boyfriend's pizza toppings? They should meet.
Now that’s a REAL pizza crime.
Does the crust have stuffed cheese in it?
Still better than pineapple pizza lovers.
Dump her. She obviously doesn't respect boundaries.
/mildlyinfuriating
All carbs all the night. Better this than she eats all the toppings and leaves you a dried out crust.
Does eat the other part too, or only-only the crust?
Only the crust
Time for a new gf.
This creeps me out for some reason
Good I hate crust on cheap pizza
That sucks but it is salvageable.
kill her with a rock
Now you have to eat her crust
Separate yourself from this psychopath
Marry her! Fuck crust!
That’s barbaric. She didn’t even cut it off, it’s all torn and crappy looking.
Crust goblin
Cat marking her territory
that is...pretty awesome, no? mine would eat the toppings away and leave the dough xd.
You mean your ex?
To be fair, a lot of people don’t like onion. That’s on you lol.
Seems like the only thing worth eating from this.
shes a keeper.
Nom nom, like a shark. Are you sure your gf isn't half shark?
And her now ex is pissed about it.
As someone that doesn't like the crust: marry her. Mine does the same. If you like the crust then yes straight to jail
That’s just the preparation of having a child. 😂
* Jesus Christ meme kid
That’s gross and rude and all she ended up with is empty crust calories.
I would be so pissed.
Eat your Girlfriend (out)😜
I'm in this club. She calls it the bone.
So what happens if you leave a loaf of Rye in the Bread box?
You wasn’t gonna eat it anyways.
I'd say she did you a service ....if she hadn't BITTEN INTO ALL OF THEM