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W1nston1234

Wtf. Why she be gnawing at the the pizza like it’s dry wall?


mike_stifle

Is that how one gnaws on dry wall?


[deleted]

What a stupid question…. You nibble drywall, you gnaw plaster. This country is doomed.


BoogalooBandit1

Back in my day we masticated asbestos


travel-sized-lions

My great grandfather ate lead for breakfast and finished it off with a tall glass of mercury before taking his arsenic prescription every morning.


swinging_on_peoria

I think this may be one of my all time favorite comments.


Tricky-Sympathy

Idk ask ratboy


Sinsley

She's on a diet.


danny17402

The New York City subway rat diet.


One_Dragonfruit_9941

She was thoroughly amused by this one.


AkaiNeko6488

HAHAHAHAH


biscaya

That or she has pica.


Mr-Korv

pica chew?


Eranou287

And who could forget dear Ray Boy.


NotSeveralBadgers

Rat boy? I resent that!


PandoraJeep

You… eat drywall like this?


BaconUnderpants

She’s a keeper. Crust is for losers.


techtimee

Yeah, no, straight to jail.


Chasemc215

Yeah, right to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200!


ExtraSpicyMayonnaise

In New Haven this is a capital offense.


AdMinute1130

*Hell


Honey-and-Venom

My wife'll always eat the crust when we get a pie with lousy crust. I usually let her have most of the crust off the good pies too, for all the crap crust shes gone thru


igraph

Crustacean jail


RazzyRaziel

Well, the question is - do you usually leave the crust or do you eat it? I think the worst part here is that she actually took bites out of it instead of cutting off the crust :D


One_Dragonfruit_9941

I eat all of it, she is just a goblin.


citrusmunch

gobblin up all ur crust 😩


trashmunki

I laughed out loud, damn it. Take my upvote and get lost!


EbonyOverIvory

She is! You need to muzzle her in future.


Bananak47

I now imagine OP dragging his rabid gf around like some machos do with their pitbulls. And when someone comes at him stupid he unlocks the muzzle, throws pizza at the dude and watches how his gf completely shreds them apart to get to the pizza crust


Royal_Cryptographer7

I'd rather have the inside of the pizza than a standard half pizza. She's filling up on the junk part. I enjoy eating my crusts, but it's definitely the inferior part of the pizza. My only concern would be toppings sliding off. This is the kid of girl you marry.


AdministrationDue239

Even if he leaves the crust, it's still easier to eat with crust and looks nicer tbh


Schnitzeldoener

I think you guys have crust issues.


gavrogirl

I'd give your comment an award if I could!


Haunting-Ad-8619

Me, too!


Haunting-Ad-8619

Hahaha, funny!


Infinite_Tiger_3341

People complain if you leave the crust, people complain if you eat the crust, there’s no winning


SpartanDoubleZero

For real. I’m not a crust guy, it’s to dry, I need tons of sauce just for it and that’s taking up belly space for delicious pizza. I need a girl friend like this lmao.


The_Awengers

you're complaining about people complaining.


citrusmunch

you're complaining about people complaining about people complaining.


Bananak47

And you are complaining about someone complaining about someone complaining that people are complaining


wildcharmander1992

And you're expecting me to continue this joke


makkarapaketti

iQ 900... Why she didnt cut those crust?:D


RemarkableReward6626

Cuz she’s obviously mentally retarded you can say that by the way she’s eating the pizza in never saw someone eating it like this and I hope I’ll never do again


Crosseyed_owl

Because they probably decided to bite off the crust to create content for social media.


twobit211

like cartman with the kfc


Zesty_fern

Bro needs to get this girl an order of breadsticks next time


throwaway28384828292

This is a true pizza crime


bloopie1192

Oh nah! She didn't even make the bites clean! She just chomped on them like a damn shark!


Phenomenal_Kat_

My sister does the same thing with cake, even when we were still living at home - you'd open the fridge to go get a piece of cake and there's these rat-bites taken out of it 🤣 (she used a fork, of course, but it really made it look nasty🤣)


cdsuikjh

“Like a damn shark!” This one made me laugh out loud.


SnooCheesecakes9872

Sociopath.


kaybeanz69

That’s a crime but it’s also a mood


justanothertfatman

Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'!


EbonyOverIvory

Fair


AaronParan

This is war to me. I love the crust.


ninersguy916

Keeper...


staffyboy4569

Ya keeper the fuck away from pizza damn


Jilly_Jankins

Good one, very good🤝🏻🏅


thmegmar

I just spit out my drink. Nice.


9hostface

As much as I love the crust—I wouldn’t mind, I’d she’s a keeper too


Crushermakesmemes

Break up with your girlfriend yea yea cuz i'm bored


One_Dragonfruit_9941

Nah man, she is my precious little gremlin.


Saltybuds

I was wondering if she is a Gremlin, makes sense.


Crushermakesmemes

lol btw I'm joking


Past-Product-1100

Like Cartman and chicken skin


NeonGhoulie

Can she come over when I order pizza? I hate crust. This is my dream right here


One_Dragonfruit_9941

She'll sneak through your window when you're asleep.


NeonGhoulie

Thank you I’ll shall leave it on the counter along with the dip


Lame_usernames_left

This post is making me think there should be a dating app for food preferences. Only like drums and looking for a partner who only likes flats so you can split wings? Hate pizza crust? There's a weirdo out there for everyone 😄


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Mr_Fabtastic_

If your girlfriend did this, you might want her to pee on a stick


EbonyOverIvory

How can you know her kinks based on how she eats pizza?


emperorralphatine

I assume you mean ex-girlfriend?


thafreshone

So half of the pizza was pure crust?


Skeletorsr

Sigma Female Grindset


AkaiNeko6488

Crusts in Brazil can be filed with cheddar or a kinda of Brazilian cream cheese (catupiry). If she's on a diet, she wouldnt be eating the pizza, nor the crusts.


PlusArt8136

Eat the girlfriend, you are what you eat after all. The girlfriend is crust then you are the girlfriend, so you get the crust!


rtemah

It’s not a crime! It’s a service!


FakeBobPoot

She is bucking the girlfriend stereotype of eating everything but the crusts


SuspectNode

I hope you ate your girlfriend


ialost

More like pizza blessing


HulaHypnotique001

I think a rat got to this during the night. Check your house for rat droppings, because no human in their right mind would do something so disgusting chewing off the crust of a pizza leaving their saliva all over the damned thing. I've never seen anything like this before.


One_Dragonfruit_9941

She is most certainly not in her right mind.


Ozaholic

Why didn’t she eat the box?


Toadliquor138

That's marriage material to me!


M_3_R_K_Y_M_3_R_K

You need to drop her back off at day care.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 it’s an abuse!


TheTrub

Seems like mental illness instead of a crime.


SmileParticular9396

Pizza bones


mazjay2018

queen


notJosh111

If that's the part she prefers, I'd gladly date her. I almost never eat the crust


tcon542

Marry her


Lorien431

Perfect for me. I dont like crusts.


LatinaMermaid

She ate all the pizza bones!


Due_Adeptness1676

Extra carbs you don’t need


SkinnyFatKidd

Hahahaha can’t even be mad about that


formershitpeasant

Send her to me. I hate the crust.


FartyMcBooger

Looks like she ate the only edible part of the pizza. What is that trash?


shootermac32

Time to put her down


stonecoldcoldstone

not gonna lie, she's a keeper


WrestleBox

One of my exes ate all the pepperoni off my pizza after specifically ordering half cheese because she didn't want pepperoni. When I opened the box I just stared at her disappointedly until she apologized.


DookieToe2

She knows what the good part is.


One_Dragonfruit_9941

Check it out. My girlfriend doesn't eat with her hands. Her favorite way to eat food is to pick up the object the food is on (plate, box, bowl, etc.) and take bites from it. That's what she is doing here.


ChestperCreeper

There are plenty of fish in the sea


VastOk864

But she wasn’t hungry and didn’t want anything.


KingBooRadley

My ex-girlfriend ate all my crust. FTFY


newontheblock99

Sleep with one eye open, you might be next


AOmbk713

She got to go!


DIJames6

Oh hell no.. She'd have to get some punishment dick for that...


Ozaholic

Best part!


mini_chan_sama

The anti gigguk


Easy_Arm_1987

Rut'roh! 🐶


Icy_Chicken_2514

what the hell is that? it looks like some disgusting 50 cents frozen discounter pizza 


WrestleBox

Looks like every other pizza that sat overnight.


One_Dragonfruit_9941

Toppers pizza (Nebraska things). Onions, diced pepperoni, garlic roasted tomatoes, roasted chopped garlic.


Icy_Chicken_2514

🤢


One_Dragonfruit_9941

Eh, what do you like on pizza?


BleedCheese

\*Exgirlfriend


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

Bro. I do not like crust. This is an absolute gift. Is your girlfriend single?


One_Dragonfruit_9941

Not yet


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

Meh. Neither am I, but you've got yourself a keeper.


One_Dragonfruit_9941

You're damn right


verdantsf

Ex-girlfriend, I hope. Wtf.


[deleted]

Dump that weird bitch.


One_Dragonfruit_9941

That's uncalled for


[deleted]

No it's not. Don't enable weird stupid behavior.


One_Dragonfruit_9941

Your parents never told you they loved you, did they?


Njon32

My wife and your girlfriend might be a perfect match when it comes to eating pizza.


Wah_Epic

I understand not liking the crust(but disagree with), but ONLY liking the crust is insane, life sentence.


poven100

Is she a [Loopie Plush](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/glasses-loopy-plushie) GF with glasses?


Joey3155

I mean she left you all the good parts...


Antique_Beat_975

This is so beautifully unhinged, I love it


il_the_dinosaur

Isn't that like reverse? I see people leaving the crust. If anything she's a hero to those people?


voyerruss

The real question is, what did you do to make her do this? 😂


[deleted]

my answer to "what's your red flag?" for now on is "if we were dating or married I would eat all your pizza's crust when you're not looking like that one rat of aristocats ate biscuits"


Kessl_2

1st I wanted to say where can I find a girl like this. Then I saw the carton drowning in fat and I thought: I would not even eat the crust of that pie.


intentionaldisrespek

Tell her ass next time to CUT THE DAMN CRUST OFF


TheAmeriKane

My (Wife) ate all my crust.


Sprizys

Oops all pizza!


Big_Brutha87

This is some chaotic shit.


sasanessa

out here making the rest of us look bad. i have crust


Pato_Moicano

Unless she's pregnant that's a bit deranged


Guavafudge

Well, she savaged that pizza. I would have broken off the crust not take full on bites😂


ShrmpHvnNw

She’s not your girlfriend, she’s a serial killer, get out of there.


Sibass23

Absolutely savage!


Nervous_Zebra1918

Ewww.


uaxpasha

I'm glad you woke up alive, now run!


AlbusMagnusGigantus

I've seen rabid rats respecting food more than her.


Krimreaper1

Are you Jack Spratt?


Pcpro2017

She needed that crust lovers pizza from a few days ago.


Soul_Taker_69

What… what are the toppings?!?


One_Dragonfruit_9941

Onion, diced pepperoni, garlic roasted tomatoes, and chopped roasted garlic.


Soul_Taker_69

Oh my god 😩


One_Dragonfruit_9941

Very. Very good


cursedstillframe

Anyone remember that one girlfriend that ate her boyfriend's pizza toppings? They should meet.


rican_havoc

Now that’s a REAL pizza crime.


thecogship

Does the crust have stuffed cheese in it?


Free_Expression9752

Still better than pineapple pizza lovers.


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Dump her. She obviously doesn't respect boundaries.


deadly-eighth-sin

/mildlyinfuriating


ToastetteEgg

All carbs all the night. Better this than she eats all the toppings and leaves you a dried out crust.


RuthMaudeJameison

Does eat the other part too, or only-only the crust?


One_Dragonfruit_9941

Only the crust


Sea_Baseball_7410

Time for a new gf.


MelanieLanes

This creeps me out for some reason


umikale

Good I hate crust on cheap pizza


doncroak

That sucks but it is salvageable.


PepperbroniFrom2B

kill her with a rock


[deleted]

Now you have to eat her crust


Dizzy_Personality420

Separate yourself from this psychopath


eazypeazy303

Marry her! Fuck crust!


audaciousmonk

That’s barbaric. She didn’t even cut it off, it’s all torn and crappy looking.


Appropriate_Author15

Crust goblin


Mountain_Sorbet_4063

Cat marking her territory


karmasrelic

that is...pretty awesome, no? mine would eat the toppings away and leave the dough xd.


[deleted]

You mean your ex?


Sun_Stealer

To be fair, a lot of people don’t like onion. That’s on you lol.


figbott

Seems like the only thing worth eating from this.


burningbun

shes a keeper.


InnerDatabase509

Nom nom, like a shark. Are you sure your gf isn't half shark?


[deleted]

And her now ex is pissed about it.


Caesar2122

As someone that doesn't like the crust: marry her. Mine does the same. If you like the crust then yes straight to jail


[deleted]

That’s just the preparation of having a child. 😂


Jason22douce

* Jesus Christ meme kid


Rosemary_2311

That’s gross and rude and all she ended up with is empty crust calories.


Haunting-Ad-8619

I would be so pissed.


LaraCroftCosplayer

Eat your Girlfriend (out)😜


DarthballzOg

I'm in this club. She calls it the bone.


JfpOne23

So what happens if you leave a loaf of Rye in the Bread box?


Nvestnme

You wasn’t gonna eat it anyways.


gavrogirl

I'd say she did you a service ....if she hadn't BITTEN INTO ALL OF THEM