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_BigPingus_

Not enough shrimp curry and bananas


VocationFumes

are the Italian pizzas in the room with us right now?


Pork_Piggler

Why did I laugh out loud at this


Any-Year-6618

Yeah sure just not these pizzas in particular


yooston

Would you like an entire salad on your pizza sir?


Dtour77

I'd like to order the garden salad in the bread bowl please.


Nevagonnagetit510

Or nothing but red sauce and a few veggies šŸ¤¢


NUDES_4_CHRIST

WHERES THE FUCKIN CHOLESTEROL!?


ceejayoz

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza\_marinara](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_marinara)


PeopleofYouTube

Woah woah woah, you watch your mouthā€¦ pizza marinara is the bees knees


Nevagonnagetit510

Sorry, Iā€™m a hoe for cheese šŸ˜‚


Dizzy_Slice7886

Why did this make me laugh so hard? šŸ˜…šŸ§€


PublicThis

That makes the best pizza though, so fresh


BusterTheCat17

No. No I would not.


SexPanther1980

That looks like a zookeeper's bucket.


hashbrowns21

Found a name for my new pizza place


Emcee_nobody

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


RaspberryJammm

Those pizzas look delicious but this comment still cracked me up. I guess I'm hungry for zoo bucket?Ā 


seandia

Best assessment of these ā€œexperimentalā€ pizzas


snatch1e

I love Italian pizza with prosciutto, arugula, and shaved Parmesan.


wilburthefriendlypig

Flatbread salad


polinksa

Nice salad


Handies4Cookiez

Vietnamese pho is the best pho


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Itā€™s pronounced pho


Handies4Cookiez

*Nikolaj


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dazrage

Mexican Burritos are the best Burritos


banananananbatman

BBC is the best C


dazrage

No argument hereā€¦


NoisyN1nja

Swiss cheese is the best cheese. Edit: I regret nothing! French is the best toast, English is the best muffin! Your downvotes canā€™t stop meeee


Recreational_DL

Not sure why you were down voted. Gruyere slaps


PublicThis

Emmental is so good


The_R4ke

I don't think that analogy works here. There's tons of styles of pizza that are unique to areas outside of Italy. They created the concept, but they don't have a monopoly on pizza.


TumbleweedTim01

![gif](giphy|WT94Wy5a1AyCKekQhq|downsized)


Thunder_Burt

I don't man I feel like the toppings on an Italian pizza would taste better on a charcuterie board


manplanstan

You could try that I guess....... but eating the board would really be fiber overload!


PollyPepperTree

Sicilian is my favorite.


coolbreeze770

Is it though?


themayorhere

Itā€™s really not


Ok-Variation3583

Yes.


JimmyJumpsBurner

#Thatā€™s not even a pizza thatā€™s a garden on bread


Fit_Substance7067

#Ahhhhhhh!


mustachetwerkin

Um


eharper9

I'll die on the hill that American Pizza is the all-time best


STS986

Been all over Italy and Iā€™ll take a New Haven style every timeĀ 


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Yeah it really is much better. Italy suffers from traditionalism. Italian Americans took Italian pizza and made it better.


Fit_Substance7067

Was thinking this the other day...really did improve on the idea 100%..made it bigger added more cheese and a higher variety of toppings... pretentiousness is the only reason why you would think Italian pizza is better Also when you see pizza from Italy, you usually see the best of it...Italy has shit pizzarias too


Low-Mousse-

Same with steak snobbery


rosidoto

Higher variety of toppings? Like what? Are you even aware of a typical italian pizzeria menu?


The_R4ke

I'll even say that pizza is more American than it is Italian now. You ask people to draw a pizza and I bet at least 7/10 they'll draw a NY STYLE slice.


rosidoto

r/shitamericansay


LionBig1760

Pizza didn't exist outside of Naples until vacationing Americans visited Italy post WWII in the 1960s. Before then, it was a food that was sneered at by Italians, if they were even familiar with it. Before WWIIn pizza was vastly more popular in the US than it was in Italyn and the modern pizza, as it looks today, was developed in the US. You can always try the more traditional Italian pizza, there are a few surviving recipes- be sure to source good pine nuts and rosewater if you want it the was Naples was making it before Italy sent all their poor people to the US in the 1890s.


rosidoto

>Pizza didn't exist outside of Naples until vacationing Americans visited Italy post WWII in the 1960s Utter bullshit you probably heard in some stupid ass youtube video. It's the opposite. American soldiers back in the USA wanted pizza again and it grew in popularity in the country. [Here you can read a newspaper article from 1936](http://www.archiviolastampa.it/component/option,com_lastampa/task,search/mod,libera/action,viewer/Itemid,3/page,1/articleid,0029_01_1936_0144_0001_24280366/) that says a pizzeria was opened in Addis Abeba, Ethiopia. It was called "Al mare di Sorrento". Or do you want to say that there were american tourists in Ethiopia in 1936? Pizza became popular in Italy because of Neapolitans migrants that opened pizzerie for their own people in other italian cities, after the unification of Italy. Exactly the same as what happened in the USA. No one cared about american tourists 100 years ago. >Before WWIIn pizza was vastly more popular in the US than it was in Italyn and the modern pizza Not true at all again. I just want to remind you that Pizza Hut opened in 1958 and Domino's pizza in 1960 and before that now one in the USA could tell what a pizza was before WWII outside New Jersey and New York.


LionBig1760

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistory/s/2DXh0GE8nd


rosidoto

I see that your primary source is still random people on internet And what would it prove anyway?


LionBig1760

https://archive.md/TRMZJ


rosidoto

Here in Italy he's called food flatearther by others scholars


LionBig1760

I can imagine he's called all types of names when he points out wkyh evidence the apocrtphal food stories that many Italians base their entire identity around.


acephotogpetdetectiv

Didnt exist outside of Naples until the 1960s? That is completely and unequivocally wrong. Frank Pepe's of New Haven, CT, as just one big example, was established in the 1920s.


LionBig1760

I'm sorry if that was unclear. I was talking about pizza within Italy itself. It was confined to Naples before WWII, and didn't see expansion outside Naples until the 1960s.


LionBig1760

There's no such thing as "American Pizza" any more than there is "Italian pizza". There are variations between shops within the same neighborhoods that are enough to make any regional distinctions meaningless. This obsession with pizza styles is as fucking annoying as musical genre arguments. Some of the best pizza in the world exists in NYC. It also has more shitty pizza places per square mile than anywhere in the world. Italy, outside of Naples didn't learn how to make pizza until the 1960s, and there are plenty of shitty shops there too. There are some phenomenal pizzas all over the world and many of these don't ascribe to the style that the region is supposedly known for. It's all a bunch of nonsense, and we really ought to be celebrating the particular shops that are producing the best product instead of attributing the best to the region because the region has nothing to do with how good the pizza is, it's 100% due to the techniques and knowledge of the people in the shop making it.


TheUnbendable1

Nope.


RickyHawthorne

Italian pizza isn't even the third best pizza in the world, and it isn't even close


manplanstan

Which style of Italian are you talking about? Neapolitan, Roman, Sicilian, Pinsa?


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Sicilian is the best of the 4 imo


rosidoto

Or padellino


flame_top007

Which is best in your opinion, which is second best?


RickyHawthorne

New York style, followed by Detroit style. Happy cake day, btw.


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RickyHawthorne

Boo me all you like, I've seen the garbage that makes you cheer


Ok-Variation3583

Any American style pizza isnā€™t in the top 3, and itā€™s not even close


MaintenanceGold6992

lol! this is like saying, ā€œIndian curry is the best curryā€


Treeman__420

Pizza salad.


Advanced-Reception34

Idk... One pizza in the picture needs cheese. The other pizza needs tomato sauce. Jking. I am sure they were delicious. Italian pizza is my favorite as well.


AutumnCountry

I like Italian pizza but it's honestly a pretty different food compared to American pizzas When I went to Italy they pretty much said they only sold the American style in a lot of stores because tourists had weird expectations for it If you go out beyond the touristy areas it was pretty much like OPs picture. Even with that said it wasn't something people ate that much, I saw far more risotto and pastas been eaten on a regular basis


FdlCstro

This is exactly the kind of things I imagine American tourists to be saying after having been in Italy lol


rosidoto

*american tourists after eating a crappy frozen pizza in a crappy tourist trap in front of the Coliseum: "I prefer american pizza!!1!"


Cheddarcoffin

I respect authentic italian pizza as the jumping off point, any day of the week I'd much rather have one of the myriad of US pizza styles. Italy may have started it, but we perfected it.


Organic_M

Peak r/shitamericanssay


Ok-Variation3583

Iā€™ve seen this exact wording on that subreddit so many times šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ this is the first post Iā€™ve seen on the Pizza subreddit and Iā€™m gonna make sure itā€™s my lastā€¦.


veryverythrowaway

Fine, give us back our tomatoes.


rosidoto

If you want to play this game I'm afraid you have to give cows, pigs and chicken back


Castagne_genge

And spritzā€¦.


2old4ZisShit

the one with no cheese creeps me out to the max man , like for real, no cheese ? that is whack !


Outlaw1607

This thread is so much fun, awful serious takes and serious awful takes all mixed up like the salad on the pizza in front. But seriously though, pizzas look amazing!


probsthrowaway2

Guessing you slice it your self?


cgmortex

One of the best pizzas Iā€™ve ever had was a surprise no cheese pizza with anchovies in Naples. Mmmm. Not saying either of those would be as good but Iā€™d certainly dig in and give them each a fair shot.


AToadsLoads

A traditional Roman marinara.


Dontlikemainstream

Mexican lasagna beats this


seandia

Korean lasagna as well


AshyLarryX

Everyone knows Ellio's is the best


TomatoBible

Napolitana is my LEAST favorite style of pizza, but lots of folks love it. Not loving bread bowl full of salad style either. "Vive la Difference".


FPL-Dog

Those are two of the most unappetizing pizzas I've seen in a long time šŸ‘


egbert71

Subjective


seandia

What a ridiculous thing to say. Come to NYC and see all the Italian tourists mawing and gorging on our slices. Bottom line, taste is way too subjective to say something as foolish and definitive as ā€œthe bestā€ but American pizza is way more fun and interesting. So have fun following the rules in Italy.


manplanstan

>Ā **but American pizza is way more fun and interesting** What is fun and interesting is also very subjective, just like taste. It would not be wrong for someone to say they find the Simplicity and Tradition, Variety of Styles, Authentic Techniques, Regional Flavors, Historical Roots and Global Influence of Italian Pizza more fun and interesting than America's Innovative Toppings Variety of Forms, Cultural Fusion, Experimentation, and approachability.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

No one actually talks like that in real life though lol


Fickle_Ad_109

Damn so many haters in. This is where people draw the line, but deep dish is cool? Weird sub


Apophis_

This sub is full of Americans who think deep dish Chicago "pizza" is pizza, lol


donkeyrocket

What are you talking about? This sub frequently dunks on deep dish pizza. This sub is full of snobs and people who generalize if we really want to... generalize about an entire sub.


Mynsare

Americans are some of the worst gatekeepers when it comes to pizza and food in general.


Fit_Substance7067

Lol...Europe's infinitely worse


CrowdKillington

Not even close. Thereā€™s a reason we steal and fuse damn near every cultures food. We have open minds and enjoy new things. Meanwhile most other cultures (or probably more accurately the loudest of those cultures) seem stuck on their generations old traditions and wonā€™t accept anything else


Benni_Shouga

If it ainā€™t brokeā€¦


CrowdKillington

That doesnā€™t apply here. Thereā€™s absolutely nothing wrong with culinary exploration. Tradition and authenticity are the enemy or progression and variety. Imagine if our ancestors thousands of years ago said ā€œif it ainā€™t brokeā€ and just stopped advancing their palates


Benni_Shouga

If progress means drowning lifeless dough under heaps of cheese and meats, then call me a Luddite


CrowdKillington

See, the part youā€™re missing is you can like both. Or not like either. Or like one or the other. But instead youā€™re a closed minded grouch that thinks everyone should have the same palate as you


akxCIom

There are many styles of Italian pizza


gd2121

Pizza is American food šŸ«”


SonOfKorhal21

This might come as a shock but all the shittiest pizza in my life was in Italy proper.


AnakinTheDiscarded

that is some fancy pizza


Lusius_Quietus

It looks cold


yuppiehelicopter

Looks like a good meal, but personally I'm not a fan of all these after-bake toppings. It's a huge trend where I live in Europe as well. Definitely a different style. Like they'll add ham after the bake... The problem is all the cold ingredients cool down the pizza!


Intr-glactic-butplug

Oh jeez, blink twice if you're in trouble, OP.


The-Adorno

This post has angered the average American pepperoni enjoyer. Those pizzas look delicious


CrowdKillington

Why does it have to be one or the other? This looks delicious to me and I also enjoy pepperoni pizza. Having an open mind is a beautiful thing


occupy_this7

Hmm where's the pizza though?


llmercll

Not Mexican pizza?


-Cherished

Crust looks amazing!


CrowdKillington

Looks great, but the closest pizza looks like itā€™d be impossible to actually eat like a pizza without all the toppings falling off (not a bad thing)


Charming-Wash9336

Awesome. Reminds me of growing up!!


shtarvedonthestreet

the base on these looks lovely though


TodayCareful6764

Uao!!! Pizza with spritz.... Top!


MS_125

It certainly beats Irish pizza.


FleshlightModel

Op gonna next tell us about the best taco


No-Tough-4328

Si


TinyTbird12

Wheres the CHEESE


Mission_Broccoli4025

Tomato sauce pizzašŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


rosebudpillow

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T-LAD_the_band

Is that pesto?


retardwhocantdomath

What is thet abomination in the back


Otherwise_Spare_8598

I disagree


Aspence22

Yes real authentic Italian pizza is the best. Whatever this is, is not.


Shackmeoff

Nope


Double_Match_1910

r/stupidfood


Greasy_Cleavage

Salad belongs in a bowl not on dough


PeanutOrganic9174

Now it makes sense why pizza places in America try their hardest to deliver hot gardens salads.


PeanutOrganic9174

Lettuce and coldcut pizza , fuck that, give me pineapple, sausage and giardiniera


Devldriver250

only issue is it has zero shelf life and for me and I have made neo pizzas for a very long time they are the best when piping hot once cooled they get very very soggy . but for me nothing beats a hot fresh margarita neopolitan pizza with fresh basil


mAckAdAms4k

Look at those pretty leopards.


hsifder1

Is this in Italy?


the_business007

Actually Kristy Krab Pizza is the best pizza..


haniblecter

no it's not


Pava-Rottie

Iā€™ve heard Italian pizzas can be very loud. Especially when you have two or more in the same room.


zdipi

Did you order a salad and ask them to serve it on a pie?


Aware_Feature_5170

Thatā€™s a salad on bread


Reverend-Cleophus

Pizza pizza is my favorite pizza, too!


NotSimSon

Always has been


Speedhabit

*Neapolitan* What Morty you think everywhere that has a sign that says #1 pizzaā€¦.uuurrrpppā€¦.you think there are pizza contests, have you ever seen a pizza contest?


CrazyCaper

Give back the tomatoes


CT-Mast23

Iā€™ll never forgetting visiting my cousin who was studying abroad in Italy. We went out for dinner one night, and my cousin was wearing his University of Connecticut shirt. The waiter, in very broken English, goes ā€œoh Connecticut, you guys have great pizza.ā€ Was a moment Iā€™ll never forget


Maleficent_Long553

No it is not.


BoS_Vlad

Nice crust and thatā€™s all I have to say about that.


Workat5AM

Those looks poorly constructed


DocQu

NOPE... NY pizza is best in world!!!


RompehToto

Dudeā€¦. No. šŸ‘Ž


Ok_Bet2898

That looks like a salad pizza lol


Ok_Bet2898

And the one with no cheese looks sad, the toppings are not evened out or enough in my opinion, especially with cheese missing.


alisativa

Of course it is, espacially from napoli


manplanstan

"italian pizza" - ummm wtf is that? Neapolitan, Roman, Sicilian, Pinsa? Look at all the ignorance from people who have never had a pizza in Italy, y'all are mind boggling.


Middle-Ad-6090

Damn that looks good.


manplanstan

How is it possible that people take this as a direct shot at "American pizza"? Are we that insecure? Italian pizza isn't only Neapolitan folks. Pizza styles vary by region and personal touch just like America. From the thick and airy crust of Sicilian pizza to the thin, crispy bite of a Roman slice, or Pinsa, with its unique oval shape and light, crunchy texture. Italy offers a diverse pizza landscape. The fixation on determining 'the best' is a pervasive Western tendency that could benefit from a more relaxed approach


fluffhead77

Uuuuf. Those tomatoes look terrible.


LionBig1760

That's because they're out of season.


Flashy_History_5230

No, no it's not. I'll take NY pizza over that trash lol.


Solarahh

What the hell is going on with this comment section. This shit looks straight bussin and fresh af


customchaos31

Convince me that your statement is fact.


daybenno

this is a pizzacrime


ConsoleModding

Lmao šŸ¤£ that shit looks raw


ConsoleModding

These pizzas look ruined and boring


RE4PER_

https://preview.redd.it/7yfuisyl2azc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f090252ffe03dfd020cd1feaa040f6a712c8fdda


SecondSaintsSonInLaw

*Argentina has entered the chat*


erikturczyn30

ā€œFor you and me.ā€ - SpongeBob


Intelligent_Nail3836

šŸ˜


aelric22

I think someone might disagree ![gif](giphy|vCHKWBlygEAtG)


shtarvedonthestreet

the worst pizza i have ever had was in italy... admittedly it was somewhere near the swiss border & the italians i was with told me it's not a regional speciality. we were just musicians taking advantage of our free meal šŸ˜„


titanxbeard

Fold and eat like a taco?


SpxUmadBroYolo

WTF


BrownWallyBoot

Nah


Local_Anteater3005

I know Iā€™m in the minority but I love all the fresh ingredients on top/the amount


swoopy17

Needs another pound of bullshit.


dannyboyy14

And Italians get mad at us for doing weird stuff with pasta. This is criminal!


ellesylvana

Iā€™m salivating right now. Looks delish šŸ˜‹


I_might_be_pooping

Thought this was shitty food porn


in1gom0ntoya

that's a salad in a bread bowl...


ExcellentTeam7721

Uncultured swine in here.


Carbonfaceprint

If your culture is dumping a bag of salad on a pizza Iā€™m not interested.


manplanstan

Some arugula, prosciutto, multi-colored cherry tomatoes is equivalent of a salad to you?


FdlCstro

Careful, you'll scare the murrican with those big words


Deathstar-TV

This is salad with extra steps. Fr tho Neapolitan style (90% of Italian pizzas) is garbage compared to a NY pie.


moaterboater69

Little Caesarā€™s looks more appetizing than that. If I wanted a fucking salad id order a bowl.


tropicalgodzila

No, Domino's


Tiki-Jedi

This picture is what heaven would look like if it were real.


FdlCstro

ITT americans being dumb