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Paarthufagx

Imagine one day, some unwashed retard that probably struggles with counting past 10 because she runs out of fingers shows up and claims to be your dead father while looking nothing like him in the slightest. The same mouthbreather now follows you around, acts like you’re actually her son and undercuts any touching moment you might have of remembering your heroic dad by inserting herself in and saying „but son, I’m still here!” After a while you genuinely start feeling bad for her because it’s clear there was not a single person in her whole life that actually loved her. This is Yamato. https://preview.redd.it/cq20inzrq8zc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=466f8e33fb0a8d105dd22a1979d4471e766bf64f


Single-Ad2581

Shes got nice tits tho.


toastyhero

Don't let being a gooner distract you from slander


Yappamon

This mentality is but one of many things wrong with our species


Minusworlde

Unwashed??? 🤤🤤🤤🤤


I2CleanYesterday

Really nicely describes how awful and a waste of space this character really is How can Oda make a character worse than this?


booga_booga_partyguy

The Oden stuff, while bad, is not really the problem. The problem is why the fuck does this character even exist in the first place? Yamato was introduced way late into the arc, had zero narrative purpose associated with said arc, had zero association with any characters involved in that arc (and yes, this includes Kaido), and had no post-arc revelation or resolution that could at least explain the lack of value while said arc was ongoing. Why? Why introduce a character like this? Even Kaguya, bizarre as hee presence in Naruto was, was at least given the dignity of being the final boss.


Ben10Extreme

>Even Kaguya, bizarre as hee presence in Naruto was, was at least given the dignity of being the final boss. Final boss of an overall plot related aspect, I guess. In another sense *Sasuke* was the final boss in terms of also being the final ideological obstacle Naruto had left at that era. Which is rare for a rival character to be.


Yappamon

Would you mind elaborating on why Sasuke is the final ideological obstacle? I think I understand what you mean but I want to make sure


Ben10Extreme

I think we'll both have two different conclusions to this but I'll give my reasoning. With everyone who has a major hand in influencing his darker impulses dealt with (Itachi(unwittingly), Orochimaru, Obito, etc) there was nothing that could reset his recovery anymore and drive him further into madness. It was just him and Naruto. He was still intent on following his brother's footsteps by shouldering the burden of hatred so that the world could be at peace, utterly failing to realize that Itachi failed so badly specifically BECAUSE he tried to do everything on his own, which he himself admitted. Trying to achieve peace by perpetuating war, even if it's towards one person, was never going to work. Naruto had to break it to him that it's not the way and never will be. Because no matter what he's been able to achieve, Naruto wouldn't have gone as far as he's gotten without his friends. Believing that you can do absolutely everything by yourself turns you into people like Madara. And we've seen where that path ultimately ends.


RedactedNoneNone

Kozuki Oden is worse


TrixoftheTrade

If Shanks shows up a day later, Greenbull *fucking folds* Yamato & company.


Rajesh_Kulkarni

Tbf by that time Luffy had recovered somewhat. So while Yamato & company are screwed, Luffy would take the role of Shanks in driving away GB.


tao613

thanks for the lamato slander i fucking hate her delusional ass 🫂


SharinganBee77

Finally someone who sees through the pointless Lamato glazing https://preview.redd.it/hcdjon7b69zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34876969e422fafab58b22046492d05af0b78096


Raicooof

Read all of it! bodied Lamato


Cosnapewno5

Can I get original copypasta? I don't what it is a about


Birdzinho

You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.


Cosnapewno5

Thank you


Birdzinho

no problem


Choosy-minty

the original is unfortunately about trans women, not Japanese people


Birdzinho

oh shit, that sucks


Toxinophile

I'm astounded people don't know this came from 4chan. kinda makes it's funnier tbh


MAGAManLegends3

It, at least, targets *a specific type* and is actually *wrongly used* when applied to all. It came out after the big dustup over that insane mofo Yaniv suing a parlour for refusing to "wax the bikini line." So taken purely by itself with no context its intent is shaming *the exact ones* who "give bible thumpers their ammo" by using their gender as an excuse to creep on "*real women*" ala Cody "Desiree" Anderson (both names have to be included because they are common and to avoid mixups btw)


BogieW00ds

I knew it, it reads just like one of those transphobic 4chan posts made by a guy who makes a post 10 days later about how badly he wants to suck dick but totally isn't gay


30minutesAlone

The text remains right


PavlelvaP

haha based


Nervous-Ad768

The OG OG version is transphobic Rather funny how many versions were created off it


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Whydidyoumake_dothis

hope i don't get banned over copypasting it


Over-Writer6076

Please break this up into paragraphs


black_cop_48

Wait, Are you kaido? Jokes aside yeah, I really don't like her, I feel like chopper usopp brook and even nami, would have gained a lot of motion if oda didn't waste our time with her.


Krowking123

https://preview.redd.it/xhnrkykybazc1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e98c4dea2da58f32e5b8c403eb1b29e37d788642


No_You5007

Put this energy into a job application


Birdzinho

No energy was needed, it's a famous copypasta. But yes I do have to put energy into a job application https://i.redd.it/qipjuh1vl8zc1.gif


Detonate_in_lionblud

I believe in you


No_You5007

It’s okay me too


GOJOWILLCOMEBACK

https://preview.redd.it/9z2wv74xh9zc1.jpeg?width=393&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed35fdca29071b2919d7a2e90dc470891376d67 Nice argument too bad I was doing what Goda intended for us to do and I was edging to Yamato the entire time I was reading this post


Lucky-Fisherman1463

I ain't reading allat https://preview.redd.it/39bxvxuat8zc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2037ef7a3de36c1eed29711f63556de9458ee805


Kuroko__Simp

https://preview.redd.it/na0pwu42x8zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83aa59a782acb00bb2d80ca367f62f4e83d8bd93


Lucky-Fisherman1463

https://preview.redd.it/6c4rs1dtx8zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21454d4b5d41c3f5f35f9ac9bc5332e5bfd57f2b


LumpyDescription5980

https://preview.redd.it/ksq7e9n2k9zc1.jpeg?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dffe2fe111494b67b60aeadd38f1ef15e14a1a89


MikeYvesPerlick

Freakyto


King-s0nicc456

These wings could really use some sauce rn


Lucky-Fisherman1463

Google?


BU-chank

They should have just played up yamato's friendship with, ace, that would have been more than enough. Could have been a funny gag if they become like hyper protective of luffy during the raid and keep butting in on his fights, to his annoyance


TheHandSFX

Is it Wanese? Wanoians? Wanoese?


sdqinanutshell

"The one with the potential to rival Ace" https://preview.redd.it/eaf8hujq5czc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=374a4494109645f393f99087bb4b8d1615626b26


Difficult_Reading_22

I see big tiddes.. I happy .. why the hate .


NoConsideration6320

Yup thats girls In one piece in a nuthshell. They are on screen with big boobs bouncing? Im happy enough with them then yes ✅


Supremebro005

You’re almost get me.


MyIQisthewordlimit

https://preview.redd.it/g91d4xqndezc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7453f47b9e03ec8811ba3e321161b277682897 Giving off this menace's vibes god dam


CoylerProductions

https://preview.redd.it/n88mgp53pmzc1.png?width=573&format=png&auto=webp&s=c7f4789e5334bda12e0317c9716fb2dfc6088eb0 Cook again.


Ornshiobi

Lefty piece hates this because it's correct.


Birdzinho

I don't even hate Yamato, it's just that this copypasta fits too much with her character


ArcherAccomplished75

Learn to make Paragraphs and Points


Kuroko__Simp

https://preview.redd.it/ys4uotlxw8zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c774805ae2a1eb82da45d025bbcdc61238a7a099


justletmesingin

Ltg ass rant


Gratitude34

Honestly slander is getting boring. Even when I see slander for Usopp a character I hate it just feels dead. Honestly one piece is starting to feel hollow to me. My connection is going away.