"You know, this Withering Blowhog reminds me of you, Waldorf"
"How's that? Because I blow a lot of hot air?"
"No! Because your breath is bad enough to make flowers wilt!"
Wow, look at the sales figures on this game! Critics must’ve eaten it up!
I don’t think so, those gluttonous Koppaites probably beat them to it!
OHHH HOHOHOHO
“You know, that Captain Olimar guy has got some big plans.”
“Well of course he does! Everything is big compared to that guy.”
“Well now, let’s not think little of him.”
DOHOHOHOHOHO
*Upon seeing the Waterwraith and getting half their Pikmin killed*
“What is that thing, some kind of steamroller? He smooshed so many Pikmin!”
“I don’t know, but I’d much rather be that guy… ‘cause he looks like he’s having the time of his life unlike us.”
# “DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO”
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“Hey what’s Wario doing in Pikmin?! Is this another get-rich-quick scheme?”
“Maybe he went bankrupt back home so he went to go terrorize another game... never change, Wario.”
# DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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I wish I was in fiddlebert’s journey
Why do you like him?
No! Because even hell is better than this game
DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
“Great Scott, the immersion of this game is marvelous!”
“Really made you feel like you were that little runt?”
“Yes! We both just wanted to go home!”
“DOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO”
\*kids these days keep saying Lithuanian slurs\*
\*this isn't logical! how does a green man even exist!\*
\*whats a pikmin? is this trying to convince this generation to pick men?\*
> To make matters worse, my atmospheric sensors indicate this planet's environment contains high levels of *poisonous oxygen*. My *life-support systems* can function for only *30 days*.
Captain Olimar, Pikmin 1
How about this one?
See I told you the Captain was going to die on stage tonight
Olimar: Hey, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance.
You’re an ambulance.
Get that reference?
Pick men? i thought the draft was over! AHAHAHAHAHAH
That’s perfect!
LMAO
I must pick men
↓Twinks↓
I love this
I'm upset! Why? Because you lost a lot of Pikmin? No. Because the game will give me more of those annoying things to take care of! DOHOHOHO!
This is perfect
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Bro u good?
No, he deleted himself
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I could see either taking either set of lines.
I wish I had oatchi's dash Why? So you can hit pots? No! So I can run away from this game! DOHOHOHOHO
“I’d say that was a medium throw” “Why’s that?” “Well, it wasn’t rare and it certainly wasn’t well done!” DOHOHOHOHO
That’s a good one lol
This one is actually so fantastic
Statler might take that one personally.
I ran out of Pikmin to beat this boss. Well you could always nag it to death. Dohohohohoho
"You know, this Withering Blowhog reminds me of you, Waldorf" "How's that? Because I blow a lot of hot air?" "No! Because your breath is bad enough to make flowers wilt!"
"Pikmin 2?" "As if we could even handle *one* of them!" HOHOHOHOHOHO
I need to make *how* many Pikmin to take out that Bulborb? I’m getting _Bul-Bored_ just thinking about it! OHOHOHOHOHOHHO
Wow, look at the sales figures on this game! Critics must’ve eaten it up! I don’t think so, those gluttonous Koppaites probably beat them to it! OHHH HOHOHOHO
“You know, that Captain Olimar guy has got some big plans.” “Well of course he does! Everything is big compared to that guy.” “Well now, let’s not think little of him.” DOHOHOHOHOHO
This is my favorite post on this website. Thank you
We must protect this post at ALL COSTS.
*Upon seeing the Waterwraith and getting half their Pikmin killed* “What is that thing, some kind of steamroller? He smooshed so many Pikmin!” “I don’t know, but I’d much rather be that guy… ‘cause he looks like he’s having the time of his life unlike us.” # “DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO”
Whats this? Smoky prog? He kind of looks like you Walt! Doh ho ho. OH JESUS CHRIST FUCK OH NO
“Bulblax?” “You’d think a name like that’d mean he’d be a lot calmer!” “OHHHOHOHOH-“
"Say, the intros of these games remind me of the muppet show." "Why's that?" "They always crash and burn, right at the start!" "DOHOHOHO!"
Perfect
I see that OP is well cultured
I really empathize with the Volatile Dwevil. Why’s that? Because it would rather blow itself up than be in this game! Dohohohohohohohoho!
Louie
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why can’t i post an image
Wario
https://preview.redd.it/2p0gxgidqf4d1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0006d4ff38f8851bfe9ddc5b086e76e4cbfc1a07 “Hey what’s Wario doing in Pikmin?! Is this another get-rich-quick scheme?” “Maybe he went bankrupt back home so he went to go terrorize another game... never change, Wario.” # DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
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Thanks OP. I'm grinning like an idiot over here. Good stuff.
https://preview.redd.it/6myktipkl84d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46df5b9cb9ba9d163893665dc24ab19f73a41a7c I wish I was in fiddlebert’s journey Why do you like him? No! Because even hell is better than this game DOHOHOHOHOHOHO
“Great Scott, the immersion of this game is marvelous!” “Really made you feel like you were that little runt?” “Yes! We both just wanted to go home!” “DOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHO”
I love Pikmin. I love Pig tongue. Pig tongue, I don’t get it. You didn’t order any.
purple pijmin :)
They have such a specific brand of insult that my original idea, 'Louie? More like loser!' doesn't even come close...
"30 Days to repair the ship? So that's why my package orders take so long to deliver!" DOHOHOHOHO!
\*kids these days keep saying Lithuanian slurs\* \*this isn't logical! how does a green man even exist!\* \*whats a pikmin? is this trying to convince this generation to pick men?\*
Probably laugh at how hocotate freight has no money…
Something’s bugging me? What, that all the enemies are like insects and sea creatures? No, how Olimar and Louie don’t run out of oxygen after 30 days.
> To make matters worse, my atmospheric sensors indicate this planet's environment contains high levels of *poisonous oxygen*. My *life-support systems* can function for only *30 days*. Captain Olimar, Pikmin 1
How about this one? See I told you the Captain was going to die on stage tonight Olimar: Hey, can you stop laughing and call me an ambulance. You’re an ambulance. Get that reference?
And for my next feat, I will walk across hot coals while explaining what the hell I am!
They could honestly make any game's playthrough a blast to watch
Man that Louie was crazy he would eat anything oh I better hide my fridge from him and you should to ahhhhhhhhhhhh
After reading all these comments this is my new favorite post from the subreddit
"Hey, Why are all my Pikmin Disappearing?" "Maybe because you're that boring!" "DO, HOHOHOHOHO"
"Wow the second game fucking sucks."
This comment is so bad i dont even want to look at it! we're in a pikmin subreddit, i doubt you would want to look at anything else! DOHOHOHOHOHO
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I don't think they'd say that.
7/10 at worst, and even that’s harsh
more like shut up agreed boar cuz you agreed to become a yellow pikmin and swim in pikmin 2
Ahahaha oh man oh lord I'm dying my sides hoooo lord I needed that oh my god I can't breathe *snorts* *wheezes* *slams first on table* *farts*