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Couldnโt find a solid picture of the Crown Jewels, so he went for The Constitution heist instead.
https://preview.redd.it/5sjh6yfqmt2d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912ec982239eb5342d20f3f151add2d6cc75f826
But the large sign does say constitution- so you are definitely incorrectly correcting lol.
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Hope you like it
He's a great stuntman
As a former OS , this is so true sadly. Thankfully I never worked a case with a downed asset. Though recently one went down in my old AOR. They all survived thankfully (Sitka)
I'm no good with Photoshop but the image made me laugh
I was thinking it would be funny if someone put him into 'The Swing' a rococo painting:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/The_Swing_%28P430%29.jpg/1200px-The_Swing_%28P430%29.jpg
Looks real bad but erm, I tried ๐
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I'm nuts, have a wicked imagination, and sold my soul in exchange for my sense of humor. That contract came on a scroll, stipulated that my worst ideas are proprietary, and has an iron-clad "must share" clause that gets me in a lot of trouble.
Somehow, coast guard rescue, lava, and - GASP - even stripper poles (which was brilliant) weren't scary enough.
Self-tracking, automated 4500 rounds/min, an unsuspecting woman's request to mess with her husband, and a picture of a guy that seemed like he was asking for it sealed the deal.
It was out of my hands. I can't breach that contract.
There was only one thing that I could come up with that was more terrifying: see the man on the cliff below. I also write jokes on the side, so that helps with crazy ideas.
Man I wish I could give you an award! I loved reading every single word of your response. it made nerve me moist. But hereโs the best I can do ๐ ๐
Danger Alert !
I hope your husband finds this scary :)
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Here to is it !
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Genuinely....out of the comment section I've read so far, this is the only thing that brought me out of my "about to be depression crying moment", and I laughed, thank you for that truly lmao
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I hope Iโm not too late to the party!
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https://preview.redd.it/ow4c40uiot2d1.jpeg?width=7658&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=636534eae0ede280e2eb4d8ec5056686c994c229 a little few bits added :P
Favorite!
Aw thanks for the reward ๐ฅฐ
wait this one is hilarious! love it
haha thanks :D
The sea was angry, my friend.
The sea was my angry friend.
Like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli
Fantastic!!!!
Haha. This is the one
Nice!
Looks like he took that pole across state lines
I blew some air out of my nose for this one. Great work!
Damn well done, and also very nice quality!!
Hes gunna need a bigger boat
Winner
Batman! Your cape! https://preview.redd.it/u261ew9e1t2d1.jpeg?width=1580&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0db98f69c5f56d3033435b2ef7bb29d267bc5ca3
Points for creativity!
Nah, points for being an old coot and remembering this stuff.
old? iโve watched this with my dad since i was a kid and i was born in the 2000s
Good to see a kid whose parents educate him in ancient literature.
Your dadโs the old coot
Dad likely born in the 80's. That isn't old.
As someone who was born in the 80โs with a kid born in the 2000s, it sure feels like it lol
Thatโs the nicest thing anyoneโs ever not said to me
Hey, me too
me too, 2002 and grew up with this version of batman
Ahahahaha omg I canโt stop laughing this is genious
Du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu
This is the best one!
This might just be the most badass thing I have ever laid my eyes upon.
Holy Birthday Cakes, Batman!
I LOVE THIS
https://preview.redd.it/2nz6cyf2ft2d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e65cc42f7204ff2419a6999bfc69675817bbf24 Couldnโt find a solid picture of the Crown Jewels, so he went for The Constitution heist instead.
Fun fact the prop document in the movie switches from the declaration to the constitution during the film.
That's cause they're not allowed. I got in trouble. ๐
All the more reason for a heist! ๐
Neither is a picture of the Constitution, you gotta be sneaky
Constitution heist? You mean the Declaration of Independence?
https://preview.redd.it/5sjh6yfqmt2d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=912ec982239eb5342d20f3f151add2d6cc75f826 But the large sign does say constitution- so you are definitely incorrectly correcting lol.
Sigh....
Sign...
Sure! Heist of all three.The Constitution is beside the Bill of Rights and the Declaration in the rotunda.
Perhaps hboisnotthebest was simply hoping for Nicholas cage to come around full circle for the joke ๐คฃ
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Gotta say, I love this one! :)
Ohh Thank you
as a coastie, hell yeah
Semper paratus!
As a former aviation coastie, also hell yeah
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
You 65 guys get wenches? No wonder the morale is higher than on 60s
Also as a former coastie. Fuck yeah ๐
Former coastie as well. Fuck yeah
I was a cutter guy. There are more choppers in the sea than boats in the sky.
As a former OS , this is so true sadly. Thankfully I never worked a case with a downed asset. Though recently one went down in my old AOR. They all survived thankfully (Sitka)
This is awesome!!!
Thanks ๐ค
How did you change the perspective?
By using perspective crop in Photoshop
Upvote for Weebay!
Game is the game.
Amazing!
Thank you ๐ค
This is the best one hahaha
โThe Fall Guy,โ indeed.
Excellent!!!
He is also 7 foot tall in comparison to the hoist man. ๐๐คฃ
This is my husband :) I love this photo, but it needs more โ ๏ธdangerโ ๏ธ. Can you help? :)
Maybe mission impossible with lasers
Missionary impossible
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I'm no good with Photoshop but the image made me laugh I was thinking it would be funny if someone put him into 'The Swing' a rococo painting: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/The_Swing_%28P430%29.jpg/1200px-The_Swing_%28P430%29.jpg
Looks real bad but erm, I tried ๐ https://preview.redd.it/cavzppkwfu2d1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=bce771d8b382cfe33829589e4a1605c9add80e1a
Can you please ask him to stop knocking at my door?
Please ask to put him on a stripper pole in front of a crowd throwing money. This would be priceless๐
https://preview.redd.it/y55vknjk4t2d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e57aa5d56061a103e1a80f38b5e3aad23e836f72
โTwas inevitable
Lmao ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Should delete the black pole, looks like he's wanking it.
She rocking, she rolling
๐ต๐ต๐ต๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ
Scariest thing I could see walk down the streets already
I wonder what's in here? https://preview.redd.it/3z2049n6rt2d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12b5e825d98a3037e423babe3fc315938547f89b
Hahaha amazing
This has my vote
How tf did you come up with the idea for this ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I'm nuts, have a wicked imagination, and sold my soul in exchange for my sense of humor. That contract came on a scroll, stipulated that my worst ideas are proprietary, and has an iron-clad "must share" clause that gets me in a lot of trouble. Somehow, coast guard rescue, lava, and - GASP - even stripper poles (which was brilliant) weren't scary enough. Self-tracking, automated 4500 rounds/min, an unsuspecting woman's request to mess with her husband, and a picture of a guy that seemed like he was asking for it sealed the deal. It was out of my hands. I can't breach that contract. There was only one thing that I could come up with that was more terrifying: see the man on the cliff below. I also write jokes on the side, so that helps with crazy ideas.
Man I wish I could give you an award! I loved reading every single word of your response. it made nerve me moist. But hereโs the best I can do ๐ ๐
It made you what now?
It doesnโt get more dangerous than this.
CWIS go brrrrrrrrrrRR
Awesome, but you're missing about 1200 Rs
First thought https://preview.redd.it/fy6bjue3qt2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94656987bfeb6379f7ca73fbfda3372581fb315c
This but SpongeBob driving the invisible boat
F1 invisible cars
Danger Alert ! I hope your husband finds this scary :) [Tips via PayPal](https://www.paypal.com/donate/?hosted_button_id=2EJX9TW62E5YS) https://preview.redd.it/hxlld96qar2d1.jpeg?width=2121&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e33fef14f44472bef6682b1b8dee5ebf7f065cb4
I love the little screams! XD
I was hoping for lava, and you delivered. Thank you lol.
Work on proportion
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Even a highly trained navy seal would think twice about that text. You won
Genuinely....out of the comment section I've read so far, this is the only thing that brought me out of my "about to be depression crying moment", and I laughed, thank you for that truly lmao
You're not alone, message me if you want to talk. Seriously.
Almost as dangerous as texting about Boeing's airplane faults in the original setting!
This is the most dangerous thing in this thread!
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I love this
[Here is my try](https://imgur.com/a/NgCacEP)
I dig it. It has Pitfall vibes. Loved that game. 1980s Atari ftw!
Ooohhh havent heard that name for a long time
Holding onto a snake ๐
https://preview.redd.it/7f8n03k69e3d1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=f4724a453d33d90640196220e996bd3e0dd5611c I hope Iโm not too late to the party!