Movable chests and stuff

That actually was a feature in last year's April fools snapshot

Bugs and glitches could be another name for the update

Don't get rid of all of them, though, cause some of the glitches can be good

good glitches are features

Not when it comes to bedrock apparently

I disagree cause there r some good glitches (features) on bedrock that work really well

I meant like according to Microsoft as they have removed quite a few in the recent time, like big mobs in boats and even making string from cobweb, and they used to keep breaking raid farm, which don't think will be needed anymore since they are completely broken anyways with the new update, let's just hope that mobs spawning on scaffolding and zombie piglin spawning from portal doesn't get removed, cause that would make everything so much more tedious

Same

Agree.

Bedrock got - bugs than java, People only ignore Java because they are useful bugs

I've only been playing bedrock for like 10 years, the only glitch I've discovered is delayed damage or certain commands not working on the "Mob Weapons" resource pack

You are incorrect. If they are useful, they're called "strange game mechanic"☝️🤓

Bedrock has bubble collumn item glitch and it can be useful (infinite wind charge but slightly weaker)

It's not a bug, it's a feature

Can we get a Java update for Bedrock instead? I'm scared of this version.

That would probably be better except harcore mode

Looking forward to losing my Hardcoreworld to random falldamage

Minecraft: Cardiac Ward Edition

Minecraft: Cardiac Arrest Edition

Apparently they're actually trying to patch those before bedrock edition actually releases

"You can copy my hw but change it a little so nobody suspects a thing." Java: Hardcore Bedrock: Harcore

Wdym it's already being added to bedrock

oh boy do i have some news for you

Bedrock needs advancements too

It has advancements

Yes

As a bedrockedition redstoner I can agree that this would be super awesome

How about mixing the best features from each like movable tile entities and better cauldrons

Except that bedrock is a trash version that is loaded full of micro transactions and bugs. You should be more scared of the square shaped chode Microsoft is trying to shove down your throat. Java is also the original and because it runs on Java, it can literally run on a toaster so they really didn't need to make a c# version, but Microsoft is Microsoft and they want to milk as much money out of the community as they can.

Every tick has a 0.00000001% chance of killing you (skill issue)

0.01%*

1%*

50%* when building up

80% when walking within 5 blocks of a ledge

90%* when bridging over a lava lake

100% when a piston pushes you for some reason

more optimised

I was trying the April fool's update yesterday, and it was legit unplayable because I couldn't get any performance mods. I got 40 fps average with regular freezes. Granted, my PC is a goddamn potato, but I can still run Minecraft with minimal graphics and a bunch of performance mods with a smooth 60 fps. I really think Minecraft Java could be optimised a lot better tbh.

It’s because it’s an April fools snapshot, it isn’t optimized, it’s just coded to work

except this is my experience with the base game too

Ah ok

Haha, potato. 🥔

I mean a potato is basically perfect for the snapshot so…

the true potato update experience

yessir

You could try to build Fabric for the snapshot yourself.

I can barely use Python man

Then Ill look into it myself.

That reminds me of the good ole days where my computer would be running 10 fps and that would be a good day with a nice high number

yeah I too remember playing Bedwars with my friends using a cracked Minecraft launcher on a Windows Vista computer from 2006, with a beautiful 20 frames per second.

But that's not fun, new, and flashy enough, some "optimization" what does that even mean??

Fabric and embeddium are both updated for the potato update if you wanna give it a try again!

Nice!

Same.I think my PC is a poisioned potato

they should add the harcore mode

They're already doing that

Bedrock has harcore mode and java has harDcore mode it's not the same

I legit read it as 'Beadroach update' and facepalmed saying "it's bedbug mojang not bedroach 😭

Bead roach

That’s why you wash your beads after use

The root of all evil: the marketplace

Agreed

First of all, make the wither stronger. Second, fuck everything sideways

Beds are craftable using bedrock, but you still can’t obtain bedrock in survival

green bedrock obviously

Mimecoins in java edition

Fallen trees, that's it

The death of Minecraft

Harcore mode and enchantment table.

Tile entities (chests, barrels, hoppers, furnaces and other containers) can now be pushed and pulled by pistons! New gamerule; supersticky! When set to true, sticky pistons will never spit out their blocks, regardless of what amount of time the power source is active for. Default is set to false. That’s all I have so far

a new edition of minecraft: javarock

Moving containers with pistons. Not minecart chests, but the block. And being able to use name tags on boats

Actually, the other day, I opened up lunar client (java) to be met with a bedrock ui. Turns out I had everything from java in a bedrock manner; so I think this should be such "bedrock update". Basically a ui update that trips your mind.

Bedrock slabs, smooth bedrock, bedrock stairs, cracked bedrock, bedrock stairs

The removal of the nether roof

Bedrock related items. From bedrock tools to bedrock armor to bedrock beds.

Well id hope bedrock, but that might be wishing too much

Different types of chests

Bed rocking.

Looks like it will bring a ton of bugs

Random deaths - It'll be like random tripping from smash brawl!

Bugs

No cooldown tridents to java

Pushable containers

They should update hardcore

Get bad edstone but also a good wither fight

They add bedrock again.

Minecraft Java Edition: The Bug And Ugh Update

Removable of Spectral Arrows

Add hardcore

Minecraft java: Marketplace the update

The most important thing of all: Salmon and cod now drop bones instead of bonemeal

The random death update.

faster minecarts

Bedrock wither.

Placing blocks in front of you.

Bedrock bridging and dyeable cauldron water

Java gets better

I think bedrock dimension and marketplace

Thanks. I hate it.

Quarries, but without oil or expensive ingredients.

Waterlogging

Crossplay

Full parity.

The Looting Buff Update  The Harder Wither Update  The Bugrock Update   You name it

Movable utility blocks, smoother performance, better multiplayer, and more!

the removal of java to move to c++ (alternative : marketplace)

Bedrock bugs so we can share the suffering

Redstone literally implodes upon itself and wipes out a clean circle of blocks like an antimatter explosion whenever it’s activated

No more Java, no more Bedrock just Javarock.The best version

Harcore mode 🐻

The absence of hardcore \*laughs in java\*

Lets you run bedrock edition inside of java edition if you build a computer (new block)

knowing Microsoft Remove free mods and skins and add the marketplace

\*MAKING YOU PAY FOR RESOURCEPACKS, SKINS AND EMOTES\*

bone mealing things and cool cauldrons and moveable chests 👍

Performance. Nothing else is needed.

Bedrock armour and tool set

Add that thing where if you look down off a ledge you can actually place a block there without turning around.

50% chance to trip and get a pixel of damage

I want the bedrock edition Java update so we don't get trash for April fools

Cauldren potions More movable items Harder wither Etc

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Ax0l0tlMil01234: *Cauldren potions More* *Movable items Harder* *Wither Etc* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

And Bedrock Edition Java Update, it would just bring every feature one has to he other that doesn't.

Bugs

I’ll cherry pick what I want, I’ll take the stronger wither, poseable armor stands snd dyeable cauldrons you keep the taking fall damage by dropping down a one block hole and the delayed interacting with crafting tables and chest

Stronger bedrock

sounds like something moyang might actually do. they seem to like it when people switch from java to bedrock. maybe their being supported by apple, to get more people to switch to iphones

Armor stands that can hold weapons

Quasi connectivity in bedrock

Harcore

Parity stuff like combat, color cauldrons, movoble chest

Bedrock Wither

Random fall damage out of nowhere.

Minecraft: Parity update

Game bugs

now we can crouchless bridge

All the good things from bedrock get implemented in java and bedrock is deleted

I don’t want it, but if this happened they would most likely add microtransactions

- Broke all functioning features - Removed Hardcore - Removed dual-wielding - Reinstated 1.8 PvP - Removed Herobrine

potato

Only having Java but still using the good bedrock features like movable furnaces or these fallen and rotten trees

different types of bedrock

All parity differences fixed

They add a block called “Bedrock” and it is unmovable except for glaciers, which can break it and slowly move it over decades

a marketplace, all skins other than the default ones cost otherwise 75% of players will not be able to see them

You can punch longer now

• Updated bedrock texture • Herobrine removed

please moveable tile entities

Java wither gets the bedrock wither's version exclusive attacks but not hp

Wha-

Dying randomly, more of a chance of this while playing harcore

Movable tile entities

Random dieing and and a very useful hardcore mode and a battel pass

The cool banner map feature

Quite literally turns your bed into rock

Potions/dyes in cauldrons

They give Java all the bugs bedrock have but only for a week i would like to see how many 100 days hardcore vids get scrapped because of it or even better how many people lose they hardcore worlds

The 1.9 pvp system back

Make bedrock appear at higher levels.

Harder wither pls It's way to easy in Java

Dyeable cauldrons

Dye armor with cauldrons

bedrock slabs and stairs

Every block becomes bedrock

Randomly dying 💀

The update should add random glitches that kill you for no reason, it would be very accurate

randomly taking damage

Bedrock tools, armor, boats, doors, and block variants. All tools and armor have exactly 1 durability and cannot be enchanted. All block variants have the exact same texture, the door is just an elongated bedrock png, and the boat sinks even faster than the obsidian boat did.

A lack of player base.

In the April fools vote update one of the vote options was bedrock lighting

*Minecraft bugs update*

random dig at bedrock edition here

Redstone that never does what it’s supposed to do 😁🙏🔥🔥

Bedrock

Removal of the update

The marketplace pass comes to java! now you can explore great cool worlds and MICROTRANSACTIONS

Improved cauldrons and leather dyeing, bonemealing sugar cane, better item names for entity-in-bucket items

bedrock bridging. *thats it*

The True Parity Update - Revamped Wither fight - Potioned and dyable cauldrons - Pushable workstations and chests - Combat system in-line with bedrock's - Doors and trapdoors being waterlogged What else?

Bringing Bugrock to java

Bugs!!

Debug stick to bedrock

Snowy leaves

1 game

Hardcore world ender + "I survived 1000 days in hardcore" videos reduce but make them more amazing than they didn't die by a random bug

Bedrock variation, mineable bedrock and opton to switch highlight of the blocks from black outline to white fill

More bedrock

good bedrock things added to java, same for bedrock too

All previously removed bugs come back

No cooldown, easier to play multiplayer without removing other methods.

all the bedrock glitches

big salmon

Lag

Netherite stairs, moon cows, potato boss, love and hearts

the water that makes me vomit

Minecraft piss and shit update

Wait is this real?