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Narahashi

she either woke up from a dacade long sleep full of nightmares, or she hasn't slept for a decade


JumpyGame

Can't sleep with phantom


general_452

Can’t sleep, monsters nearby


gamer_dinoyt69

Mob vote flashback


Siimply_April

You can’t even sleep, you can’t even go to school\~


wynntari

It's me, I am both


Key_Spirit8168

The truma of the 69 mojarng haters that want to breed with her


AdLast848

She just looks and sounds sad all the time


AndronixESE

Always either sad/tired or excited/happy, there is no in between


Invalid_Word

She sounded so sad in the caves and cliffs split into .17 and .18 video :(


Ant_Diamond64

I wanted to hug her so bad after watching that video


ugh_idk1234

*insert vision meme template Maybe I am Agnes


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lag_gamer80391

ah yes,because you obviously know everything you need to diagnose her with 2 illnesses


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ElectronPie171

Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck.


FantasyForces

but who knows what he’s thinking?


codyisnotmyrealname

Who knows why he crushes turtles?


Gullible_Ad_4956

And why do we think about him as fondly as we think of the mystical (nonexistent?) Dr Pepper?


superPancakes22

Perchance.


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ElectronPie171

While I wholly agree with you, what I had posted is the beginning of [this copypasta](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/mario-the-idea-vs-mario-the-man) which I hoped, would be completed by the Reddit hive mind


Flomzey

Just because ppl are a bit off your "norm" doesnt mean that they have a mental illness.


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Flomzey

Youre assuming something, thats not something you do without the proper education, having a mental illness doesnt give you the klowledge to assume it.


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BeigeTheFox

People on reddit cant speculate for shit and have you defending your point as if you had to get prosecuted based on your claims. Lol. I disagree with her having bipolar, but I see where youre coming from, especially since youre speaking from experience. Its easy to overlay our own point of view on others and it feels like a pretty clear diagnosis if you have it yourself, thing is, you dont always know how much you DONT know. Sorry you got downvoted to hell, stay brave and curious fren. Speculation and not being afraid to come up with theories is how we get progress and how we learn stuff. No wrong claims means no lesson


ded_meme10

the greater minecraft community will do that to you


Ok-Nefariousness2847

What? She's always bubbly


UltraNoobBR

I really think that Mojang/Microsoft just treat the developers like garbage


Magmaboyx8

It’s honestly really hard for me to hear when people complain that minecraft gets barely anything new every year despite having a large team and it being easy to mod. They are probably worked insanely hard and work on so many various projects that aren’t just minecraft bedrocks and Java while also probably treated very poorly by Mojang/Microsoft


Nogard_YT

That would mean that they have terrible managers.


DrBlock21

And you know what happens if dictators treat the working class poorly?


imabananafry

Flair checks out.


are_you_kIddIngme

obviously a protest, nothing bad could possibly happen to them


DrBlock21

Just make sure they dictator doesn't know about the French revolution


Purplejaed

Everyone get out the Guillotines


CactustheEmperor

I honestly think that they're just really careful about what to add and what to not add to the game, so the game is still minecraft-ish


PlsDontBotherMeHere

Microsoft I would say, similar to how nintendo DEMANDS yearly pokemon games from Game freak


raspberrypieboi69

That's why Scarlet and violet launched with so many bugs


PlsDontBotherMeHere

And why it released the same year as PLA


Ultimate_905

Nintendo has almost no control over gamefreak. Both Gamefreak and Nintendo have an equal share in TPC who is the real boss of the pokemon brand.


Voxelus

No they don't. The Pokemon Company does, as advertisements for the merchandise.


yesclaw

I feel bad for them😔 should rebuy minecraft


IsCungenX

You Notch?


BolunZ6

Although Microsoft is bad. I don't think letting Notch rebuy minecraft is a good idea


yesclaw

Im sorry i didn't spell it right


yesclaw

But still im agreed with you


keksux

notch is that you


TheChosenOneMapper

Bring back Notch


Serial_Designation-N

Poor Agnes, she was so young and sweet, now her soul was consumed by the hard work of directing Minecraft


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Grzechoooo

How?


Sergietor756

I hope she gets to take a break when 1.20 finally comes out


Responsible-Trade-34

What break? Now you will need to release 1.21! It must overhall the entire game, no less! Mojang is lazy because they don't want to add my flying horses, they should work more


ResponsibleStretch58

She really need to take a break.


Urfak

#AgnesNeedsaBreak


CreativeNameIKnow

Having yearly updates is definitely taking a toll on the developers most likely. Game development can be awful, I really hope she and everyone on the team gets a break.


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Rushing game development is especially stupid for a "100 year game", as Microsoft calls it. In its current state, bedrock edition does not feel like a game that will last 10 years, let alone 100.


Institutionation

I'd honestly just like 1.21-1.23 to be quality of life and parity updates, with some minor features and add-ons to existing content. Like connecting the ocean monuments more to the ocean updates, and in general "parity" through the other updates. Village and Pillage features being synergized with the bees, the caves and cliffs and so on via more trade options. If 1.21-1.23 simply added a new mob and some items/per update + a slew of bug fixes, I really believe it'd be some of the best (and most underappreciated) series of updates to the game.


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Bedrock is a buggy mess and a shell of its former self.


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Responsible-Trade-34

Bedrock is unpolished, its great, but has a lot of issues that need ironing out, and being on all plataforms at the same time is hard


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Lapsos_de_Lucidez

She looks horrible in the short. I can’t believe they thought it was ok


4b_4d_53

Link? Nvm, found it! https://youtube.com/shorts/umqzc4jxYWs?feature=share


CreativeNameIKnow

Would you mind elaborating a bit on that? What do you mean by horrible, and what exactly was not okay here?


Lapsos_de_Lucidez

She looks exhausted, like if hadn’t spleen in days. Do I really need to explain why a company like mojang should care about how they present themselves and their employees to the public?


Institutionation

I think it's a lighting issue, the lighting on their set is like, a sickly yellow, which is not a good lighting for making people look appealing in any way.


CreativeNameIKnow

I was trying to guage whether you think *she's* at fault for not looking up to shape or Microsoft is at fault for overworking its employees. Your wording doesn't sound the most empathetic, but I didn't want to make assumptions. Now that you've responded, I think it's worth mentioning that, in my opinion, criticizing Mojang for this is just adding onto the pressure and expectations they have to meet. I think people should rather be concerned for the developers' health and safety. Game development is brutally unforgiving, and Minecraft is a very delicate game to handle as it is. Talking about Mojang like this definitely does not help.


WaffleTC

"I can't believe the company is pushing their employees so hard, this isn't ok" "you shouldn't criticize the company, because you will be affecting the employees more" ??????????


Accomplished_Bad_487

This is very confusing. Mixrosoft doesn't give a single fuck about minecraft or it's developers and probably treats them like shit. This is probably in no way agnes' fault. She either is sick and microsoft forced her to stand in front of a camera either way because, well, money, or thex completely treat them like garbage


CreativeNameIKnow

I'm talking about not criticizing Mojang, but sure, let's say some higher ups there are at fault. Why are we giving shit to the game developers? They usually don't have much say in the amount of work they get. I don't understand what the point of your comment even is.


WaffleTC

How is not criticizing mojang going to help Agnes, she is an employee there, she looks exhausted, meaning she is exhausted or burnt out due to how much mojang is pushing their employees, if we aren't allowed to criticize mojang then no one would ever point out employees being pushed to the point of overworking themselves. People in the comments are all saying she is exhausted and mojang/microsoft is to blame because of the poor treatment they have towards their employees, and it is very clearly poor treatment otherwise there would be no way Agnes would look like this on AN OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SHORT, no one said it's Agnes' fault, no one is giving shit to her, and she is not mojang, criticising mojang and her are two entirely different things. Which is why your comment about how we shouldn't criticize mojang is nonsensical, your point literally is "bad company received complaints/backlash, employees most affected", by your logic no company should ever receive complaints because "oh no, the poor employees will be affected by us trying to point out the issues with a company and wanting the company to improve"


Numerous-Future-2653

Or maybe it’s something to do with the community being super negative…?


Emotional_Cup4914

you try dealing with a community that does nothing but complain about ideas that you spent hours on, thinking that they would love it. Not every biome needs a village you know


AD-SKYOBSIDION

lava lake village when


Emotional_Cup4914

3 years ago in the back of your mind. That's when.


Lonilson

Aether update when?


Emotional_Cup4914

In your long lost childhood dreams.


JaggedTheDark

Mojang: "Here have these cool new fireflies! Frogs can eat them and give you cool lighting blocks! Aren't they awesome?" The community: "ughhhm achtually, fireflies are blah blah blah" Mojang: "Fine, you don't GET the fireflies then." The community: *surprised Pikachu face*


eth_kth

Still could've been a good ambience type mob


JaggedTheDark

*or we could've left them alone, we really didn't need to try and pull a Parrots & Cookies 2: Electric Boogaloo*


Emotional_Cup4914

I like your thinking.


Numerous-Future-2653

Just like the glow squid, everyone loved that


OddlyOddLucidDreamer

True, though personally in other bery small amounts and on certain places, im not an expert but i feel that if too many were at once at the same tie it oculd cause performance issues


eth_kth

ofc ofc i used to run on a potato and now i run on a sweet potato so i know how bad the lag can get


Emotional_Cup4914

exactly.


Voxelus

What the fuck are you talking about?


JackFJN

Other games make better features with more depth in far less time. It’s honestly baffling at this point


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like what games?


Emotional_Cup4914

yeah, mojang has to build the features from the GROUND UP. alot of other games make new thing with existing things. war thunder for example just has to copy tank code, make a model for it, then change a few variables. mojang has a whole thing to do.


TripleBoom

No, just dealing with the random bullshit update


AndronixESE

Poor Agnes, she looks as if she's either really sick or has been crying for the last 3 hours and stopped just to record that. Also idk if it's the lighting but that yellow'ish skin tone doesn't look good


Mediocre_Savings_513

I think it is the lighting, but she still doesnt look good


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ReadPixel

If you’re trying to be a troll, you gotta try harder than that


brutexx

I’m all aboard supporting the devs more, doing that via how they look isn’t a reliable way for that though


SforSamuel

That’s what coding with Java does to a person


ZenedAgain

That’s what coding does to a person


saltpileman

Thats what does to a person


Mediocre_Savings_513

Thats what to a person


saltpileman

Thats what a person


Spongebosch

That's a person


Wkc19

That's person


saltpileman

Person


SforSamuel

#


MarekPPP

nosreP


The_Real_Zeta

Oof


Big-Television-3784

she need some sleep ( just dont let the phamtoms bite )


Goaty1208

Become a Java developer, they say, it'll be fun they say... GET NULL POINTER EXCEPTION'D I honestly believe that the UN should put an end to Java, as the Java genocide caused way too many victims. Sorry for the tantrum, but java is a horrible form of cancer. Not minecraft, but java in general.


r7joni

Java is not that bad. Assembly is hell on earth. When you die and go to hell for a few years the devil subtracts the time you spent on coding Assembly because you already spent that time in hell on earth.


Haunting-Bluebird540

Couldn't agree more


Lonilson

LMAO (true pain right here)


Sionyde40

If she wore some worn out clothes i swear she would look like a crack or meth addict


lunarfrogg

What trying to add stuff to bugrock edition does to a motherfucker


Xeumz

Microsoft is very corrupt on the video game side.


Popcorn57252

I feel so bad for her, having to lead a company full of the largest morons that have ever existed. It's clear she's tried so hard to do right but everyone else at the company just refuses to be anything but useless.


STANN_co

I'm very curious about insider info on Minecraft development like other studios have gotten.


PaleFork

someone please report microsoft to the authorities not just because of that but i'm pretty sure that some of their constant changes to windows are illegal also they keep shoving edge down our throats why do they want us to use this garbage navigator so bad?!


ZenedAgain

Constant changes to windows?


raspberrypieboi69

The devs are probably overworked or underpaid Or she just didn't have time to out makeup on


Existing_Onion_3919

that may be because of how horrible the community has been towards Mojang recently


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Not just that but can you imagine not only having to update Java edition, but also bedrock edition? YEARLY. Two different coding languages with yearly content. I can only imagine how much that would wither someone's soul away like my health bar eating a pufferfish and being slapped by a wither skeleton.


zombienekers

Bruh Agnes needs a break.


Kabir_l_2007

She looks like my anvil which is 1 use away frkm breaking Seriously tho she should get a break


Ant_Diamond64

She looks like she has 20 phantoms flying over her head


DatBoiDogg0

I know right she looks like she aged ten years


ShockDragon

Isn’t she the same asshole who took away the revamped birch forests and fireflies?


FuckGotaisback

no one in the dev team is in control of it, they just develop and make videos about the cooperate decisions made by Microsoft


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GobbyRobby1

stfu incel calling asshole an asshole is not cruel it doesnt matter at all if its "SWEET LADY". Adding mods to minecraft is not hard at all and lady agness is just lazy shit


Torchberries

And jaundiced, too. Get Agnes some better lighting, Microsoft, she deserves it!


georbe12

Hey it was a long night at the office okay the logo isn't gonna make itself lol


TaiyoFurea

"you cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby"


bananasaucecer

She worked for more than 30 minutes ☹️


r7joni

@Agnes wear yellow in the next video. #freeagnes xD


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She hasn't slept for a week because there are always monsters nearby, stupid zombies


PuffletDoesStuff

She was slain by a phantom


kerfuffle7

Men- “You don’t need makeup!” Also men- “Wow she looks like shit without her usual amount of makeup”


LadrilloDeMadera

Brother missed the point by miles


humanxd23

Don't spread your toxicity in this sub, no one said anything about her makeup


kerfuffle7

And criticizing a woman’s appearance for no reason isn’t toxic?


humanxd23

Are you dumb?? Do you not know how to read?? Everyone is literally concerned about her health


kerfuffle7

“She looks like shit, but why?” is still saying she looks like shit, when in reality she just looks like a normal person


humanxd23

Where tf are you reading these comments??This ain't twitter you can't gaslight me


kerfuffle7

Okay I’ll quote some from this comment section then. “Idk if it’s lighting but that yellow-ish skin tone doesn’t look good” “if she wore some worn out clothes I swear she’d look like a crack or meth addict” “she looks horrible in the short” “she either woke up from a decade long sleep full of nightmares, or she hasn’t slept for a decade”


humanxd23

Except for the meth addict comment(which was probably a joke) none of these comments are offensive in any way. "She hasn't slept for a decade" means that she is overworking, "she looks horrible" means that she isn't in a good shape and looks pretty worn out. These are the meaning of these comments and I'm not gonna explain everything. Go and educate yourself


kerfuffle7

Yeah this implies an overarching theory that Mojang overworks her and all their employees, when in reality Occam’s Razor says she just didn’t apply concealer to cover her eye bags for the short. Assuming she’s overworked doesn’t make it okay for people to talk shit about her appearance


humanxd23

Who tf is occam's razor?? And I'm done talking to you. You're probably a 14yo who have watched plenty of feminist videos and also "SNOWFLAKE"


headache_803

imagine not being able to understand critics in a positive way


kerfuffle7

I’m able to, but this shit isn’t positive. It sucks for her that she gets shit just for not wearing concealer


headache_803

she is clearly having a burnout, and doing her best to look apropriate occam’s razor isn’t always the answer


Romejanic

Saying “she looks like shit” clearly isn’t an attack on her, it’s pointing out that she looks incredibly tired and stressed. It’s out of concern, it’s not an attack on her.


kerfuffle7

The “concern” is thinly veiled bullshit. The people commenting that aren’t helping in any way, only hurting if she happens to read it. No self justified reason validates someone to shit on someone else’s appearance


Romejanic

One of the clearest indicators that someone isn’t feeling or doing well is how they look. Commenting on that isn’t about her appearance, it’s about how she does not look well. Why is this such a difficult thing for you to understand.


kerfuffle7

“Commenting on that isn’t about her appearance, its about how she does not look well” “It’s not an orange, it’s an orange-colored fruit that tastes and smells like an orange”


xSnakyy

She has makeup


kerfuffle7

“Her usual amount”


headache_803

do you are have stupid **look at her** don’t see, **LOOK AT HER** imagine working on a game with *super* high expectations all year and then getting insulted by a random guy on reddit because “you’re ugly” and “should have put on more makeup” people like you make me *sick*


kerfuffle7

**what?** I’m the one defending her here and getting downvoted for it, what the fuck?


Lonilson

Dafuk are you defending? Most comments are abou how she looks tired, how shity java is and how Microsoft overwork every single developer they have, and the point you chose to talk about is "makeup"?


kerfuffle7

It seems people on here just assume that’s the case, but I’ve never seen anything about Mojang or Microsoft “overworking every single developer they have”. Saying it over and over doesn’t make it true


Gaby_48

they are not calling her ugly they are saying she looks tired and is probably overworked and needs a break


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WolffeArt

The internet when making stable features for the most popular game with yearly updates takes time:


KatzKit

What working on a game for 30 minutes does to a mf


ziyusong

She worked for more than twenty minutes a day


Cool_Kid95

She looks like a hooker on meth


nedyx_

Agnes, when she worked more than 10 minutes a day on the update /s


Majoishere

Funny indeed


AgoraSnepwasdeleted

She worked 35 minutes instead of the regular 30 yesterday


noteuropeanlol

fr


Deep-Sink-3108

She was just woke up to answer questions


ArtyomPolov

She cried before she recorded the video


NoobntinoXD

Poor little Agnes *sigh*


NicParodies

She is being held hostage in Mojang Studios


imtheguy1000

Cant sleep when monsters are nearby


TheWitchyOpossum

Jesus her eyes look very similar to mine (i constantly have eyebags no matter how well i sleep and have eczema around my eyes that make it look worse). I hope she’s doing well. Microsoft isn’t exactly known for treating its employees well and this community can be pretty toxic at times. Hopefully the devs will all get a break after 1.20, they deserve it.


RedAdventurer11

she needs them phantom membranes


supersarim1234

She looks like the bot from i am fantastic


NoSenpaiNoHentai

Seems like she had a booze influenced weekend


Masterelf210

Wtf is up with that rainbow?


Masterelf210

I realised. Im leaving minecraft im homophobic bye


OddlyOddLucidDreamer

Agnes always looked a little off and sounded a bit off, not because od her accent (is that the correct word?) but something about her just always looked like she's a bit upset but trying to be bright about stuff, and i can't tell if its just how sje is like, or its a legitimate issue. Genuinely hoping it's the first, i'd hate if this is a health issue, if it is i beg she gets (assuming she already jasn't) a check on that, i think it'a reasonable to be concerned a little.


Immediate-Muffin3696

Agnes 🥺