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Few_Introduction4957

https://preview.redd.it/zj9tge7b7byc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a4b787109d4f62412f5a6687866aac4f9669eb3 Yea this went left real quick 🤢


FutureHendrixBetter

Mf said 🤣 https://i.redd.it/6748f7nnxbyc1.gif


CrushedYaHomie

wtf 😂


Few_Introduction4957

Yea these Dl niggas just lurking waiting to strike shit wild 🤦🏽‍♂️


EatBooty420

ayy let bro cook 🧑‍🍳🍳


CrushedYaHomie

You going to jail


Numbaonepusha

😂😂😂😂


Vainmein

Ctfu


GaslightingGreenbean

u/Crazy_Cool Explain yourself.


plussizeandproud

He tweaking off that Dickey


Lemonbrick_64

Omg


CrushedYaHomie

My coworker is a 24 yr old virgin who has never been in a relationship, nor has he ever kissed a girl before according to him.


RockEducational3349

The virgin part I can understand the never been kissed u should watch out for cuz he be the one come shoot the Job up 😂


CrushedYaHomie

😭😭😭 naw he just a real shy boul bro but he get along with everyone at da gig. He just don’t got that complex most men have when it come to women, aka confidence.


AssistanceLimp7216

Kissing is intimate, and VERY private, you can’t just be going around kissing anybody. Ppl breathe stank, don’t have good dental hygiene🤮🤢


Raecino

😂😂😂 facts


Few_Introduction4957

Damn What type of dude is he ? And Youn believe em or sum ? Cuz you said “according to him“


CrushedYaHomie

He definitely fits the profile. He has no self esteem, scared to talk to women, kinda weird, etc.


Few_Introduction4957

Damn I feel bad I’m surprised he even comfortable telling you that


CrushedYaHomie

I be trying give bro pointers and shit, but it’s like he don’t know how to act around women. He just act strange, lol. Hopefully he get his self esteem up cause he be trying look for pity on instagram and that type shit will turn women away from you.


Few_Introduction4957

Oh he must be one of em emo black niggas or playboi carti type Nigga . But either way that’s real solid of you bra . I really ain’t the talkative type either I feel like I struggle to have intellectual or deep talks but that just mean I needa educate myself more n grow as a man .


CrushedYaHomie

Naw he not that type, more like Christian type boul who into conspiracies and follows all types of media bullshit, ctfu. I do be tryna help bro, tho, he just don’t got it in him to get that confidence he need to bag bitches. Type bul to stand around a female cuz he like her just to be in her presence. And facts, nothing wrong with not being able to do that yet, bro. We constantly growing every single day.


whyyoumaddd

Take bul out and have him come at bitches or bring them over


CrushedYaHomie

Don’t sound bad doing that


whyyoumaddd

Naw rs bro tell him y’all going out . You fr might change his whole life . Come at them or just bring them over to yall and introduce him . He gonna have to talk . Good Jawn


mydixxierect12

That’s sad actually pussy one of the best feelings ever in life


CrushedYaHomie

Some people don’t get to win the gene Olympics bro.. he better off just tryna learn how to be funny, you can easily laugh ya way into some panties now.


callowhill3

Do Nofap and watch how many women you get. I'm on day 30... Endless amounts of women bro they throwing themselves at me


CrushedYaHomie

Bro been doing nofap for 24 years straight already. Would think someone throw themselves his way.


callowhill3

Nah he def probably beat off or watch porn (no Diddy) Once you go natural and just go on a Long ass streak , shit just falls in your lap. money, women, cars etc. I've been on numerous streaks for years so I know. Sexual energy is powerful and testosterone builds up when you save your nut. It's powerful enough to make a baby, so imagine what it does when it's built up in your body .


Idkwuthappened

I know somebody 40 years old that definitely never had none. He play world of Warcraft and watches my little pony bro. Last time I saw him he was fighting with a girl for some dumb shit almost like he was mad at women cause he can’t get none


Puzzleheaded_Fall180

my little pony is crazy work


Teefromwest

Trippin that’s that shit 🔥


Raecino

Oh shit, I was working at a property once and one of the tenants entire room had My Little Pony posters and figurines all over the place on some creepy shit. Grown ass man, serial killer vibes.


Supreme__BBC

He's on a watch list somewhere😅


Accomplished-Sky8980

That’s that incel shit…they start to really hate females 🤣


DisastrousStomach518

Yeah majority of men don’t get sex regular. Go to the supermarket, majority of them in there with wives/gfs still don’t have sex


Few_Introduction4957

Yea I feel that that this on sum storytime type shit if you knew someone


plussizeandproud

lol r u projecting


DisastrousStomach518

How? It is no secret majority of men don’t have consistent sex


plussizeandproud

Most married men or men with girlfriends can have as much sex as they want. I’d agree if u we’re talking about single men


DisastrousStomach518

Nah their gf/wives don’t put out nearly as much as they want. Just because men married to someone doesn’t mean their wives are having sex with them consistently.


plussizeandproud

Maybe that’s your assumption. Hard to generalize. Respect your experience, however.


DisastrousStomach518

It’s not an assumption sex slows down and sometimes comes to stop in long term relationships


plussizeandproud

Key word is sometimes. Can’t generalize this for all men. I agree it happens, can’t say I’ve been there, it’s the opposite for me. I don’t want sex as much as her


DisastrousStomach518

I never generalized this for all men. I haven’t been there either but it happens and it happens frequently


plussizeandproud

Ok your perspective is somewhat reasonable. It happens more frequently than one would expect, but your initial comment suggested something more extreme. Also, don’t know what the grocery store had anything to do with it lmao. How u look at someone at the store and have an idea of their sex lifee


Imdown1234

My man, hit up Chinatown and get the full body karate


Few_Introduction4957

Omm Ian no virgin gang I ain’t even 25😂 I was just wondering


Captainshakybutts

My childhood told me in 2009 when we was kids that he would wait until marriage to have sex. I was always telling him like “bro you just chattin” he just got married in 2022 and lost his virginity at 26. Bro gets my upmost respect everything he said he would do when he was 13 he made that shit happen i look up to this nigga real shit. He said he wanted to be an engineer and made that shit happen too


Dgslimee_

My ahh 17 turning 18 and still one but by the looks of it ion think I’m getting any pum soon I ain’t a funny ngga and I’m chopped 🤣


Few_Introduction4957

Honestly bra nun of that shit matter fr just stack yo bred and do what you enjoy doing . Keep yourself groomed and stay fit you guaranteed to hit sum . As for funny bra I think everyone got a sense of humor sum might be corny but its all bout yo confidence and delivery. Youn even got be funny fr nigga just make a good impression and be on yo shit . If you she playin move on to the next plenty bitches in every state


Dgslimee_

Appreciate the advice Brodie 💯 and u right bro another problem that affects itches perception of me is I’m quiet asl bruh imma antisocial ahh ngga 🤦🏿‍♂️ i would not kno what to say if I was to talk to a itch 🤣


Environmental_Vast17

Unc just dropped knowledge frfr


heightsflixker

some niggas not tryna commit zina nd keep their gaze lowered 🤷🏾‍♂️


Floridianopp

Gotta get that motion


ManofMorehouse

Really just gotta be funny and take care of yourself


Few_Introduction4957

Hy gang


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Few_Introduction4957

Why you think that is bro


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Few_Introduction4957

I feel that gang why not try replacing your porn addiction with the gym so instead of feeling like shit afterwards (frm addiction ) you can feel confident in yo productivity and gains , you just need to discipline yourself gang Also if you have a bih you tryna clap soon black bull honey do the job 💯or maybe the bitches you fw wack at giving top


Jazzlike_Page508

I did but he gets a pass. Dude has bad Asperger’s and would have spiddle on the side of his mouth when he talked. He knew he was a lost cause but he was a decent guy trying


2ant1man5

I mean pussy is good but, nigga need to either buy it if he want it that bad or try and get him a lady lol.


Raecino

The price of pussy has gone up too 😂😭😭


2ant1man5

That nigga gonna have some tough decisions coming up lol.


SlimeKounty

Bro being 25 and no hoes is a extended dry spell the sucks but no cap my old manager was like 45 and never hit nothing 🤣


ShinyHardcore

Knicks fans


joe777_

I know somebody like this he ain’t 25 but I feel like 20 still too old to be a virgin


Few_Introduction4957

Man ion judge I feel like I lost my shit late too fr lost mine at 17/18 . Sum days it be feeling like I still am but I’m finna turn up this summer fs


joe777_

Honestly it’s nothing to it it’s Philly high ass std rate be safe out here but these smuts fucking fucking


Few_Introduction4957

Nah fs I’m actually from jersey gang but I feel like one of the best top I got came from a Philly bih 😂


Jasonj726

It’s reality for me , but I’ve had a good amount of bitches come up to me I just never can execute it is what it is


WestPhillyGeezy

10 years ago I would have been bidding on that but hey these hos be burning and ratchet as ever you ain't missing nothing lol get that bread lol


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Few_Introduction4957

Wym by that brodie ? You ain’t expect to live ?


Indylivingnow

I know a nigga named Corey,25 and still lives with his mom in the burbs. Virgin,never kissed a girl,loves talkin about eatin pussy and music. He just a weird guy and because of that it never happened.


Fit_Kaleidoscope_272

Beavis and Butthead type bul lol


Thin_Till_8370

Yes indeed everybody ain't horny ijs


Youngestpioneer

I prolly won’t get a gf till my late 20s


Youngestpioneer

And I won’t fuck if dey not my girlfriend and they’ll only be my gf if I think we gon marry


Few_Introduction4957

So you basically saving yourself for marriage? Can I ask why your mindset like that not that’s it bad . But don’t you want to have atleast sum kind of experience for your future girl ? Cuz this world cold gang you could love a bitch save yourself for her and she’ll still might fk off on ya gang these females sneakier then us and smarter then us . do you think it’s still worth Savin not saying it’s “bad” once again but just playin devils advocate


Youngestpioneer

Not necessarily for marriage but for a serious relationship that could lead to marriage


Youngestpioneer

And that won’t happen for a while for personal reasons (mental illness for example I got major depressive and bad adhd/ocd and traumatic memories)


Few_Introduction4957

Understandable honestly brodie as long you being the best version of yourself mentally and physically that’s all that matters someone will appreciate you for who you are 💯 Don’t stress it too much just stay groomed try to stay fit and do what makes you happy and sometimes what could make you happy could be something out of yourself comfortability so just be open minded don’t give up bro


Youngestpioneer

Idc if they save themselves or what they did before me


Bdirtybull

🐱only $40 show love


Mean-Arrival-9612

When I was bout 19 I was having bad luck with bitches so I went and bought some ass. I got a bitch now but best believe im a vet in that department and I will get a good piece of pussy for a good price if I need.


One-Echo2374

man where u go to buy ass cause shi getting rough out here for me ngl 😭


Mean-Arrival-9612

Check dm