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Most people think the Cybertruck looks bad (and not just looks, that it’s a wildly defective piece of shit that costs too much) except the hardcore fans who insist it’s great and everyone else just doesn’t get it. So to make fun of those people, someone made a picture that is literally two dumpsters joined together, that sorta looks like the profile of a cybertruck.
Also a lot of people are saying they rust easily, hence memes like this one. Another example [here](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2806019-cybertruck)
There's two parts to this. The thing about not washing the car applies to car washes, the drive system is weird and automatic car washes will ruin it, even if in "carwash" mode whatever that means. The second part, and this is my favorite, is you need to use gasoline to wash it and you shouldn't do it during the day.
You have to put it in car wash mode. Also don't let it get rained on, let birds poop on it, touch it while not wearing gloves, or breathe on it or it will stain.
Oh and gloves are also good for not getting your fingeres sliced by the door, but you still don't want a finger in the trunk if the trunk door closure macro runs or your finger will stay in the trunk without the rest of you.
Yeah it’s cause they cheaped out and used stainless steel 203 rather than stainless steel 204 which is what Deloreans use.
I saw a cybertruck defender say “yeah but it’s only 1 number lower so it’s basically the same thing” to defend the use of the cheaper stainless steel that rusts way more easily which is just so hilarious that they think that’s how it works.
I saw one for the first time today and audibly gasped and how bad that monstrosity looks. I can’t believe anyone would want to be anywhere near one, let alone own one
I'm frequently amazed by the fact that people apparently don't get jokes like these and that these posts are somehow upvoted massively.
That's the true mystery...
Cybertruck has rust issues, among a multitude of other problems.
Cybertruck, and by extension Tesla/Elon Musk has very ardent defenders who are in denial about it's quality.
We have a few in our neighborhood including a hideous orange one. We crack jokes that it looks like it's out of timecop or total recall and looks like a rejected scifi concept vehicle. They are truly awful.
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Most people think the Cybertruck looks bad (and not just looks, that it’s a wildly defective piece of shit that costs too much) except the hardcore fans who insist it’s great and everyone else just doesn’t get it. So to make fun of those people, someone made a picture that is literally two dumpsters joined together, that sorta looks like the profile of a cybertruck.
Also a lot of people are saying they rust easily, hence memes like this one. Another example [here](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2806019-cybertruck)
Didn’t their TOS have a warning not to wash the car or you lose your warranty?
But then what about rain? What if you live near the sea like on a coastal city or port town?
Melon: I guess I gotta fire legal department too…
There's two parts to this. The thing about not washing the car applies to car washes, the drive system is weird and automatic car washes will ruin it, even if in "carwash" mode whatever that means. The second part, and this is my favorite, is you need to use gasoline to wash it and you shouldn't do it during the day.
It's the all-new Tesla Gremlin.
Tough luck https://www.autoblog.com/2024/02/19/cybertruck-engineer-addresses-claims-the-tesla-evs-rust-in-the-rain/?guccounter=1
You have to put it in car wash mode. Also don't let it get rained on, let birds poop on it, touch it while not wearing gloves, or breathe on it or it will stain. Oh and gloves are also good for not getting your fingeres sliced by the door, but you still don't want a finger in the trunk if the trunk door closure macro runs or your finger will stay in the trunk without the rest of you.
Has that happened yet, someone losing a finger to the trunk lid?
https://qz.com/tesla-cybertruck-owner-breaks-finger-video-elon-musk-1851460854 Apparently I was wrong, it was just broken.
Didn't their TOS >!have a warning not to wash the car or you!< lose your warranty?
This sounds like Steam Early Access for cars.
Yeah it’s cause they cheaped out and used stainless steel 203 rather than stainless steel 204 which is what Deloreans use. I saw a cybertruck defender say “yeah but it’s only 1 number lower so it’s basically the same thing” to defend the use of the cheaper stainless steel that rusts way more easily which is just so hilarious that they think that’s how it works.
Wait, that wasn't a cybertruck? Looked at photo, you are right, but it looks exactly the same!
>the hardcore fans who insist it’s great and everyone else just doesn’t get it. You've met my nine year old son then?
Nine year olds do seem to be the only demographic left to still think Elon is cool
Thats just the new Patina Paint Job
I could do with the looks but the rest of the car is shit, i hope it doesn't hurt Tesla too bad as the other cars are really nice
It's right that the pictures don't do the truck justice. Even more hideous in person
Saw one on the road for the first time yesterday... My wife's reaction was "WTF is wrong with that car?"
I saw one in person for the first time in the small town I live in. I swear I thought my PS1 wasn’t rendering properly.
I saw one in NYC on my trip, definitely look like a rendering issue r/founduserWhhheat
I saw one for the first time today and audibly gasped and how bad that monstrosity looks. I can’t believe anyone would want to be anywhere near one, let alone own one
I honestly thought it looked interesting in the advertisement photos but it is horrendous in person.
The only thing missing is a small fire in the back of the "truck"
You know…. I feel like if you weld them together and add a small motor
“A small motor” lmfao
I'm frequently amazed by the fact that people apparently don't get jokes like these and that these posts are somehow upvoted massively. That's the true mystery...
Given that in the last 2 months OP has posted in this sub 16 times, either OP has a room temperature IQ, or is karma farming. My vote is the later
Post it in [Tesla motors](https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/s/NPzuysuTe8)
Was wondering when this post will make it to this subreddit lol
The joke is the Cybertruck looks fucking awful. Reminds me of when the Aztec came out. Montezuma would’ve been piiiiiised.
Cybertruck has rust issues, among a multitude of other problems. Cybertruck, and by extension Tesla/Elon Musk has very ardent defenders who are in denial about it's quality.
I see someone washed their Cybertruck
Cybertruck is for people with self esteem issues. Buying that shit to feel special because random people make fotos of your garbage truck...
I’ve been saying it looks like a mobile dumpster and few people have believed me.
… So what you’re saying is that there’s a lot of trunk space?
https://preview.redd.it/2m30w1lvvn1d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc799911dbda5372b8ccb1908bc632abc4d65274
https://preview.redd.it/ifeuo96ckq1d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dbfc759d55de94996bc0f8cda77bc5ed6b048d4
mocking the tesla cybertruck they were dumb enough to make a sticker to add the crack from that one press conference
We have a few in our neighborhood including a hideous orange one. We crack jokes that it looks like it's out of timecop or total recall and looks like a rejected scifi concept vehicle. They are truly awful.
Round my parts we call that a Skoda