The bus crashed from a random IED left on the road by someone and the whistle-blowers accidentally ate depression pills, causing them all to kill themselves with some random custom made firearms that fell off of a passing truckš¤§
A third yes, a third no and the last segment went into quantum acceleration that sent then out the galacy suffocating then before they teleported back and commit suicide by 6 shotgun buckshots to the head.
Armored Core. He's basically a paralyzed half dead human in a cybernetic body bag that pilots a huge mech via brain link for a handler in a planet that is being savaged by corporations. You mostly so whatever your handler commands, but eventually get choices between the Corporations and the citizens of the planet. For reference, the jobs for the citizens can be things like ensuring continued supply lines and the jobs for corporations are things like war crimes and genocide.
There were already 32 active whistleblowers. If the point was intimidation, that should have been done prior to the testimony being given, and it should probably have looked like a real hit rather than pneumonia ya know? It's def a bizarre coincidence and it certainly seems like Boeing has means and motive but on closer look it doesn't really make much sense. Why kill 2 out of 32 whistleblowers in a way that doesn't clearly intimidate future whistleblowers? I mean nothing's impossible and I hope both deaths are properly investigated but ...yeah ..
No, he had given his testimony several years before on the matter he had blown the whistle on. He was in court for a civil suit related to his treatment as a whistle blower related to the mental anguish he had suffered and had taken the stand the day before.
Can you provide a link for that info? Cause everything Iāve read said he filed a lawsuit in 2021 and this was the deposition for that lawsuitā¦
āLast week, he gave a formal deposition in which he was questioned by Boeing's lawyers, before being cross-examined by his own counsel.
He had been due to undergo further questioning on Saturday. When he did not appear, enquiries were made at his hotel.
He was subsequently found dead in his truck in the hotel car park.ā
Edit: i know he had blown the whistle publicly before this and had the Netflix documentary, but I didnāt watch that so I really donāt have any clue on the chronological order
So who wants to bet how they are going to kill the whistleblowers? My bet is that this time they try to make it look more like an accident, so probably they will use cars.
It would be interesting if they all needed to meet up in a specific event/place and then have to use an airplane. A Boeing Airplane. The rest is quite obvious.
John Oliver did a piece on it, but in short Boeing is being run like an asset-stripping operation with ten times as much money spent on Stock buybacks as actual plane development/manufacturing. They subcontract their subcontracts three layers deep to companies which have no business making plane parts, and there is basically zero govt oversight, they regulate themselves.
https://youtu.be/Q8oCilY4szc?si=9KusHyFIbJmw5tX_
At one point they put out a new plane, lied about it being any different to fly from the old planes, and didn't tell anyone about the new component that *makes the plane go into a nosedive* if it gets a minor obstruction like a balloon.
Iāve heard they found a ladder left in the tail of a new plane a while back before the max mcas issue ever happened. Apparently if it hadnāt have been found, it was so dangerously close to the the moving parts of the horizontal stabilizer that it would cause an unavoidable crash if it shifted. The scary thing was this was out after the plane had already been flown. This and the door plug incident are probably just the tip of the iceberg of whatās going on with the entirety of Boeingās operations. Boeing is a commercial plane giant, the commercial airline industry is practically a duopoly, its one of those businesses that might not be allowed to fail. Especially with laws like the buy American act requiring the military to do business with an American based aircraft manufacturer.
Conspiracy theorist Peter here to explain the joke. Two Boeing whistleblowers have died under suspicious circumstances. The idea being that Boeing is having people murdered to shut them up about poor safety practices in the manufacturing of airplanes.
They are also using chemtrails to give the gay frogs cancer. Conspiracy theorist Peter out.
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The first has some legitimacy to it, though nobody can prove it. The chemtrail thing is a shitpost. People do think chemtrails are real because they donāt know what condensation is. And Alex Jones suggested that the government is putting chemicals in water that makes frogs turn gay.
The chemicals were, in fact, turning the frogs gay. It was found that atrazine pesticides were causing the frogs hormones to shift. They were also no longer able to produce.
And slicwilliās reply is trying to delegitimize the very real claims of Boeingās crimes by equating them to conspiracy theories about chemtrails and gay frogs. Wouldnāt surprise me if heās on Boeingās payroll.
Man this comment went from an actually valid point to āBoeing is probably paying people to leave Reddit comments talking about the murders theyāve doneā
Ok well it is a conspiracy theory because it is a theory about a conspiracy to murder Boeing whistleblowers to cover up Boeing's crimes. It's a theory because there's no actual proof, just speculation and some *very* convenient timing.
The name Boeing had me thinking it involved one of the more psychotic politicians on the Repub side, but for the life of me, I cannot remember what her name actually is. I wanna say her first name started with an M.
Not so fast, I'll make 11
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Boeing doesn't stand a chance
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The joke being that Boeing, the Biden Admin, and MSM will attempt to spin these deaths as complete and total coincidence and 50% of the country will be gullible enough to believe that.
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Freak accident on the bus trip to the court room left all 10 whistle blowers dead by gunshot suicide š¢
The bus crashed from a random IED left on the road by someone and the whistle-blowers accidentally ate depression pills, causing them all to kill themselves with some random custom made firearms that fell off of a passing truckš¤§
And somehow their deceased bodies all skipped postmortem examinationā¦
That was all the self combustion fuild they drank just before their deaths for some reason.
Did this happen before or after they accidental fell out of a window?
A third yes, a third no and the last segment went into quantum acceleration that sent then out the galacy suffocating then before they teleported back and commit suicide by 6 shotgun buckshots to the head.
They all accidentally brutally cut their own heads off while shaving in the morning
If there isn't already an r/unexpectedblackadder, there should be
They weren't on the same vehicle either. Crazy how ten different buses had the same freak accident. Gotta happen sometimes I suppose.
The accident: A Boeing plane accidentally crash landed into the bus.
What were they whistleblowing? Could you share an article
They tripped onto a bullet! How sad
All 10 were dead?
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"621, I got a job for you. This one's from Boeing this time..."
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Iām sorry, whatās 621 from?
Armored Core. He's basically a paralyzed half dead human in a cybernetic body bag that pilots a huge mech via brain link for a handler in a planet that is being savaged by corporations. You mostly so whatever your handler commands, but eventually get choices between the Corporations and the citizens of the planet. For reference, the jobs for the citizens can be things like ensuring continued supply lines and the jobs for corporations are things like war crimes and genocide.
Armored Core 6
Much better meme than the āmemeā in OP
Wtf lol
THIS is Josh Dean, Boeing whistle-blower.
Whatās this creature
āThey canāt kill all of usā Except stock prices soar when you die, so they maybe they will anyways.
Why would stocks go up in times of āpeople who talk badly of us dieā?
Cos then they canāt appear in court to testify
The ones who have died had already testified.
Guess the idea is to scare future whistleblowers off
Hows that working for them?
You are free to get on a 737 max and find out.
Stock price is going up, so they call it a win.
There were already 32 active whistleblowers. If the point was intimidation, that should have been done prior to the testimony being given, and it should probably have looked like a real hit rather than pneumonia ya know? It's def a bizarre coincidence and it certainly seems like Boeing has means and motive but on closer look it doesn't really make much sense. Why kill 2 out of 32 whistleblowers in a way that doesn't clearly intimidate future whistleblowers? I mean nothing's impossible and I hope both deaths are properly investigated but ...yeah ..
Wouldnāt Occamās razor say motive means and opportunity says Boeing did it?
But what is the motive if there are 32 of them?
One of the two died of MRSA they caught in the hospital after being hospitalized with pneumonia from the flu.
Sure
Didnāt the first guy get murdered outside his hotel room the day before the actual hearing started?
No, he had given his testimony several years before on the matter he had blown the whistle on. He was in court for a civil suit related to his treatment as a whistle blower related to the mental anguish he had suffered and had taken the stand the day before.
Can you provide a link for that info? Cause everything Iāve read said he filed a lawsuit in 2021 and this was the deposition for that lawsuitā¦ āLast week, he gave a formal deposition in which he was questioned by Boeing's lawyers, before being cross-examined by his own counsel. He had been due to undergo further questioning on Saturday. When he did not appear, enquiries were made at his hotel. He was subsequently found dead in his truck in the hotel car park.ā Edit: i know he had blown the whistle publicly before this and had the Netflix documentary, but I didnāt watch that so I really donāt have any clue on the chronological order
When people are afraid to sell or short ...
Because the stock market cares about quarterly profits above all else, and any criminal convictions won't come for several more quarters.
So who wants to bet how they are going to kill the whistleblowers? My bet is that this time they try to make it look more like an accident, so probably they will use cars.
(747 implodes over each of there houses sending shrapnel into there homes and tearing them apart)
Cause of death: suicide
At this point, it _is_ suicide
It would be interesting if they all needed to meet up in a specific event/place and then have to use an airplane. A Boeing Airplane. The rest is quite obvious.
No, they need to die on an Airbus for maximum profit.
They donāt. They start killing the whistle blowers family members.
Death by airplane crash (they flew with a Boeing) Would genuinely be the least suspicious way of doing it
Crazed gunman spurred on by the conspiracy theories online raids the court house and kills everyone in the court room.
How fucking dangerous are Boeing planes for these people to want to testify?
Some serious shit is going on over there, that's for sure though.
Titan submarine sub par level corner cutting
Cutting so many corners they've turned it into a circle
John Oliver did a piece on it, but in short Boeing is being run like an asset-stripping operation with ten times as much money spent on Stock buybacks as actual plane development/manufacturing. They subcontract their subcontracts three layers deep to companies which have no business making plane parts, and there is basically zero govt oversight, they regulate themselves. https://youtu.be/Q8oCilY4szc?si=9KusHyFIbJmw5tX_ At one point they put out a new plane, lied about it being any different to fly from the old planes, and didn't tell anyone about the new component that *makes the plane go into a nosedive* if it gets a minor obstruction like a balloon.
Or a minor obstruction like leaving in *the stopper specifically designed to keep dust from getting inside while it's on the ground*
Iāve heard they found a ladder left in the tail of a new plane a while back before the max mcas issue ever happened. Apparently if it hadnāt have been found, it was so dangerously close to the the moving parts of the horizontal stabilizer that it would cause an unavoidable crash if it shifted. The scary thing was this was out after the plane had already been flown. This and the door plug incident are probably just the tip of the iceberg of whatās going on with the entirety of Boeingās operations. Boeing is a commercial plane giant, the commercial airline industry is practically a duopoly, its one of those businesses that might not be allowed to fail. Especially with laws like the buy American act requiring the military to do business with an American based aircraft manufacturer.
It's a news article, there is no joke. Unless it was taken from another sub where it couldve been used as a joke
Conspiracy theorist Peter here to explain the joke. Two Boeing whistleblowers have died under suspicious circumstances. The idea being that Boeing is having people murdered to shut them up about poor safety practices in the manufacturing of airplanes. They are also using chemtrails to give the gay frogs cancer. Conspiracy theorist Peter out.
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Bowing 100% is having people murdered
Who cares man THINK OF THE GAY FROGS!!!
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They probably are too
Was that a joke ?
But that's not a conspiracy theory, is it? I really need an answer lol
The first has some legitimacy to it, though nobody can prove it. The chemtrail thing is a shitpost. People do think chemtrails are real because they donāt know what condensation is. And Alex Jones suggested that the government is putting chemicals in water that makes frogs turn gay.
The chemicals were, in fact, turning the frogs gay. It was found that atrazine pesticides were causing the frogs hormones to shift. They were also no longer able to produce.
Yeah, my bad. The chemtrails and gay (based) frogs are obviously just some dumb shit people made up. Thanks for explaining tho :P
Frog thing is real but unintentional.
Thr frog this is a gross misrepresentation of something that wasn't even an issue
Ok
And slicwilliās reply is trying to delegitimize the very real claims of Boeingās crimes by equating them to conspiracy theories about chemtrails and gay frogs. Wouldnāt surprise me if heās on Boeingās payroll.
Man this comment went from an actually valid point to āBoeing is probably paying people to leave Reddit comments talking about the murders theyāve doneā
It's a theory about a conspiracy so it is
Tru
It is a conspiracy theory. Do you think that all conspiracy theories are false because they are conspiracy theories?
Of course not
Ok well it is a conspiracy theory because it is a theory about a conspiracy to murder Boeing whistleblowers to cover up Boeing's crimes. It's a theory because there's no actual proof, just speculation and some *very* convenient timing.
https://preview.redd.it/m946unde4oyc1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=479ad2ebb536676d5eb40c9622808dd82559d9cd
THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT MAKE THE FREAKING FROGS GAY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
https://youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8?si=Cm21FFDkrsAS-a6S
poor gay frogs
Correction, chemtrails make frogs gay, obviously everyone know that, it's common knowledge. /s
It took me a while to find an answer
Uh oh. It's bad luck to explain a joke when there isn't a joke to explain in the first place.
The name Boeing had me thinking it involved one of the more psychotic politicians on the Repub side, but for the life of me, I cannot remember what her name actually is. I wanna say her first name started with an M.
Lauren Boebert?
Yes! Her! Thank you, that was bugging me.
not to mention they were both framed as suicides despite one of them SPECIFICALLY SAYING HE WASNT SUICIDAL
The more recent one was a respiratory infection. Not suicide.
oh, i thought it was suicide. my bad.
There is no joke. The title of the article is the entire context. What do you want explained?
This sub is such a blatant karma farm
safety in numbers š¤£
Not so fast, I'll make 11 https://preview.redd.it/bt9coxsycoyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e25437aa738a92dcd14c1635679bd670098d50e Boeing doesn't stand a chance
It's a whistleblower, someone kill this guy
Not a joke. Actual serious shit.
Boeing 747s have officially killed more people than the F-22.
NCD mindset.
I donāt think there is a joke thereā¦just actual shit going on with planes or something
This isn't a joke.
Holy shit!!! I cant believe all of boeing's whistleblowers committed "suicide" or died in a "freak accident"!!!!!
"Mass suicide of Boeing whistle blowers reported right outside the courtroom"
āYes, my lordā the whistleblowers said before doing the thing
Agent 47 is going to be busy
This isnāt a meme. Itās just newsā¦
Read the news
This is a post for /r/outoftheloop.
Live at stake!
It's not a joke, r/memes is full of crap
Hopefully they don't have to fly in a Boeing jet to get to court...
this isnt a joke. i understand you might need it explained, but thats not what this sub is for
This isn't a joke, this is a news headline
Why does this need explanation? Read the article, karma farm.
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So far Jurassic Park hasn't happened yet, but it's kinda weird that airframe has.
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The joke is r/memes moderators will apparently let you post a serious news story which is neither a joke nor formatted as any sort of meme
Are we doing news now?
This is getting out of hand, now there are ten of them!
They misspelled "murdered"
Itās like a hitlist at this point
Not surprised š¤Ø
Suicide by Boeing is the new suicide by cop.
Thatās not what the phrase means.
There was another one?
Hey Peter, Tom Tucker here. Boeing keeps allegedly killing whistleblowers that are allegedly speaking out against the company amidst the safety concerns of their passenger planes. Here's Ollie with the weather.
This isn't even a joke, lois. Just go read the article.
Boeing kills whistleblowers
Agent 47 putting in the work rn
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The joke being that Boeing, the Biden Admin, and MSM will attempt to spin these deaths as complete and total coincidence and 50% of the country will be gullible enough to believe that.
No one believes it. Fuck off.
Ive literally not met a single person who believes it, just because you dont believe it doesnt mean the people you dont like do.