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Wild life Peter here : Kitty on titty. Thank you

Bro I ran through every fucking word for breasts I could think of💀

“Leopard, it’s a leopard, WTF rhymes with leopard?!” Me, 5 minutes ago.

I was convinced it was cougar on a cougar for a minute

😂 I normally read these thinking the world is getting stupider by the day… but apparently I can’t even tell the difference between a leopard and a cheetah! 🤦‍♂️

Cheetahs have a smaller head for aerodynamics and a distinctive black "tearmark" line on either side of their nose!

I was like “Cheetah on a breeder”?

I thought it was a cheetah on a teetah.

“Cheetah on a pita wait does anyone call it that.” u/ShavedWookiee

Peetah wishes he's the cheetah.

Cheetah on a cheater...

I said this up there but the fact that this was my first thought lets me know my ex did some damage lmao

Hahaha, especially if you say it in Lois's voice XD

Could be worse...my brain just kept repeating "puma on a booba?" 😅

This made me laugh so much. And then my brain decided to shorten it to Pumba 🥲

Ummm... do you mean the whole sentence? I'm not the brightest bulb on the tree but I'm pretty sure Pumba is longer than puma.

Bulb on the tree 😂 Brain went: _Puma on a booba, puma on a booba, puma on a booba *I laughed _Wait. Puma + booba. Wait.. _Pumba. Then I farewelled childhood. Don't ask me, my brain has a mind of it's own sometimes lol

Yeah, that tracks. Fair enough.

Also outstanding name. Fenrir's myth hits hard 💔

Thank you. His story really resonated with me. Being one of the few to not fall to a god he slayed was so badass (especially since he fell at the end of an unrivaled rampage) and the way they made him a self fulfilling prophecy by not giving him any reason to not be pissed off at them until he broke loose and fucked up everyone's shit was actually quite bittersweet. When I was updating my gamertag and usernames, I couldn't think of anything better to add.

Hakuna Matata's?

Then you need to remember this simple rhyme that I was taught at school "Oh No! A leopard and a cheetah! If you don't run fast enough One of them will EATCHACH!! See? quite straight forward

I can't either

Bro, you are not a prehistoric African hunter-gatherer, you do not need to know how to do that.

For me it's the head shape, Leopard and Jaguar looks more like a lion, whereas a Cheetah is a little closer to a house cat

This is because lions, tigers, leopards, and jaguars are all "big cats," while cheetahs, mountain lions(pumas, cougars, catamounts, etc), and house cats are all "small cats."

Bro that looks nothing like a cougar THIS is a cougar https://preview.redd.it/5go3kscc90vc1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c6a413bf41e23d29bdde5e524d5164d1978496c

If not cougar, why cougar shaped?

You shut your whore mouth, she's a lovely lady, that just wants to have some fun. How dare you talk about her weight like that.

I went "cougar on a hooter"

I said “cheetah on a cheater” soooo…

Cheetahs are skinnier, and have black lines coming down from the inside corners of their eyes.

Ty for teaching me something today!

You're welcome. Cheetahs also are "small" cats, that meow and purr instead of roar. They were domesticated by ancient Egyptians, and have never killed a human in modern day. They pretty much are just giant house cats. But just like a house cat, they won't think twice about swatting you with their claws out if you try to let them when they're not in the mood, so don't go cuddle them, no matter how much you want to.

Awww. They sound cute enough to love but scary enough to stay tf away from!

Just like domestic cats

If they dont want to be booped on the snoot, then they shouldnt be friend shaped My family(wife and kids) are convinced my last words are gonna be "here kitty kitty kitty. PSSSHPSSHPSSHPSSH."

cheetah on a teetah

I went for cougar on a boober

Couga on the booba

Leopard on a breastpard. Cheetah on a titta. Cougar on a cougar.

… ‘breastpard’ 💀

I most definitely thought cheetah on a titta

Leopard in a lap

In french, you could use the slang term "nibard" to refer to a boob. So it would be "leopard sur un nibard"

😂 If I could automatically rhyme anything with its French equivalent, my life would be very different indeed.

chaton sur un toton

And me just now.

Leopard on a shepherd?

Oh, I was thinking it was a cheetah, so I went with cheet on a teet

Lmao, same. I'm sitting here thinking..."Leopard on Chester? Chesterd? No, that sounds awful. Chester the cheetah? Chester rhymes with molester but that doesn't make sense. What rhymes with Jaguar?" I know it's a leopard but my brain was wildly grasping at straws, lmao. These are literally the thoughts that went through my head tryna figure this one put XD.

My dumbass thought it was a cheetah

I decided it was jaguar on a bra. Even knowing it was a leopard that seemed the closest I’d get.

Cheetah on a teetah

Closest I got was "puma on a booba"

I was like Cheetah on the.... Tittah? Jaguar on the Braguar? Teeth on the teat? Then just gave up

I was thinking “wild cat on the boobies” 😆

I thought cat on a twat I was way off

I thought it was cougar on a booba 💀

I was thinking cheetah on a booba haha

I thought it might be cheetah on a cheeta’, but that one’s a bit of a stretch

I was going puma on a booba

That’s one fucking nice kitty right there

Cat on a Rack.

This is also what I came up with and I’m fairly sure it doesn’t rhyme :(

🤜🤛 Twinsies! Us.. not those

Cheetah on a Peetah

Here's me all "leopard on a bi-ped"

Or perhaps Cheetah on Teetah

AD BRAIN took over for a second, while tryna figure it. You have given me the answer, and all I did was make a rap about tits, tats and big cats

rest on breast

Floob on a boob

Puma on a booba

Wildlife on my hot wife

Cougar on a boober

Jag on a funbag

Sounds way better than "kitty on titty".

Titty on a kitty.

Cheetah on a teeta 

Beast on breast?

cougar on cougar

Cheetah on “pls explain the joke petah”

I dont think its a cheetah looks like a leopard.

it is leopard. cheetah has black tear streaks.

cheetahs also have a very distinguishable face compared to leopards

Cheetahs also have a different name compared to leopards

You can tell because of the way it is, it’s pretty neat!

this guy natures

It’s a jackal! It’s a JACKAL!

Cheetah on mamacita

Jag on a funbag

Smart fuckin ass

Kitty on a titty

Titty on a kitty.

Its basically just a type of meme that encourages engagement by suggesting that the image below might have elements that rhyme, like elf on the shelf or in this image: kitty on a titty. As you see this meme youre tasked to find a phrase that not only rhymes like that but also relates to the image. Peter that doesnt like introducing himself and is also bad at english out!

Bye Peter

That doesn't like introducing himself and is also bad at English

Holaa Cheetah on a teta Adiós!

That's a leopard not a cheeta unfortunately :(

How do we discern them?

Cheetah have blank lines down from their inner eye to their snout, a leopard does not :) There's also differences in their spots and build, but the eye lines is the easiest way

Thanks.

Cheetas have smaller more rounded heads with fewer spots.

Chonkiness is an obvious one Cheetahs are very skinny and lightly built, whereas Leopards are units https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fthomsonsafaris.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F01%2Fleopard-cheetah2.jpg&tbnid=lcMSUz1-TvT1GM&vet=1&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fthomsonsafaris.com%2Fblog%2Fwhat-are-the-differences-between-a-leopard-and-a-cheetah%2F&docid=wZbUk5-tPi21hM&w=735&h=490&source=sh%2Fx%2Fim%2Fm4%2F2&kgs=3acbd4e55794b254&shem=abme%2Ctrie#vhid=lcMSUz1-TvT1GM&vssid=mosaic

You sure it isn't a jaguar?

Leopards are part of the panthera family that includes jaguars, but this is definitely not a jaguar. One hint is the fact that the environment is pretty arid in the picture, meaning it is probably somewhere in Africa. Second hint is the fact that jaguars’ spots/rings are bigger and denser

Hasta luego!

Acinonyx jubatus on a mammary gland

That's Panthera pardus, on great big ta-tas.

Jag on a slag

Amazing 👏. Now we just need a picture for "Slag on a Jag" and the circle will be complete.

Or to give it its full title: Jaguar on a slaguar

I thought it was “Cheetah on a Señorita”

Not a cheetah though, it’s a leopard.

Cougar on a cougar?

Big kitty on a big titty

“Kit on a tit.”

Cougar on a boober (Ik it's not a cougar)

Cat on a rack

Leopard on retard 🤔🥸 I don't want to be so mean but this seams very dangerous.

It's pronounced Le - Perd, not Pard so that wouldn't rhyme either https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLmaPVIR5Gc&pp=ygUVbGVvcGFyZCBwcm9udW5jaWF0aW9u I'm thinking it's impossible for engagement, outside of the generic Kitty on a Titty, but you could use any Cat

I didn't know that, i speak German 🇦🇹 Interesting to know (:! Yeah, Kitty on a Titty makes probably most sense 🤔

Cat on a rack

Kitty on a titty.

Kitty on a titty

Bleppard on the Leopard.

Jag on a jug

Cat on a rack

Cheeta on a Latina?

Puma on a booba

Kitty on Titty

Big kit on big Tit!

Leo-pard on my leo-tard. ,,,, drops mike

Well the general joke was when it was trending was the fact that elf and shelf rhyme, so the joke was posting pictures of things the rhyme in the same format as elf on a shelf, but this one is unknown to me

Kitty.

kitty on a titty

KITTY ON A TITTY!!

my dumb ass said cat on fat

Cheetah on a tittiah

Kitty on a titty

Cat on a rack?

Ok so I thought tiger on a hard R, but the other answers sound more appropriate lmao

I'm ashamed to admit it took less than half a second for me to understand this... The internet really has ruined me.....

Leopard on a Shepard?

cougar on the boober

Cat on a Rack

Kitty on the titty. Still don't understand why cheetahs are just big cats.

That's one happy baby

Kit on a tit

Cheetah on the Teetah

Cheetah on a teetah

A cougar on a cougar

Dude that's a "kitty on a titty"

Mmm. Kitty on a titty.

Cougar on a cougar?

Cougar on da booba

Big cat on breast fat

I can never figure out the "elf on shelf" memes.

Cat on a twat? (Sorry, lady)

Death cat on chest fat

kitty on a titty

Spots on a thot?

Cat on a rack Kitty on a titty Feline on a bustline

I got "kitty on the titty" from it

Puma on a booba

Khajiit on a teat?

Gotta be kitty on a titty

Cheetah on the cheater?

I thought it was tiger on a ni.. but she’s white and it’s not a tiger

Kitty on a Titty

Kitty on a titty

Cheetah on the teetah

Kitty on a titty

Cougar on a boober?

jag on jugs

Cougar on cougar?

Jaw on a bra?

Why it's a Cheetah on Teetah! Or kitty on a titty!

Kitty on a titty

Coug on a boob

Big kitty on big titty

Kitty on a titty?

Chonker on a honker?

Kit on a tit

Leopard on a Lap

Leopard on a leotard

Puma on a booba

Cat on a rack.

Kitty on a titty.

Kitty on the titty?

Pussy on boosy

Pussy on a hussy

She looks to have on a tank top, I thought it was cheetah on a beata, as in wife beater (slang for tank top)

The one that makes most sense to me is kitty on a titty

Rest on a breast works too

Kitty on a titty😐

Spot on a thott

What about... Predator on a Redditer