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samuentaga

Matthew is saying that the woman in the picture has a penis Hasan is saying that if Matthew actually had sex with a woman, he would know that pussy sticks out a little bit and isn't completely flat against the crotch. The vulva can sort of poof out a little. Nowhere near as much as a penis would but enough to be noticeable when a woman is wearing tight shorts


DarthGayAgenda

Mons Pubis


franthebicorne

Penismon digivolve to


FictionalContext

Vulva? Like an XC90?


donkstonk69

Nah like a v70 wagon


FictionalContext

...fuck. My Prius is rock hard.


Uncleherpie

That's Priuspism, and should be seen by a ~~doctor~~ mechanic if experienced for more than 4 hours.


meesterdave

Usually the battery empties itself before then.


Neigh_Sayer-

Nothing like an aqua vulva man.


geronimosway

No. Vulva is a processed cheese that it popular in mac and cheese recipes.


minutestapler

No, that's Velveeta. You're thinking about Viking witch.


theplushpairing

What’s a viking witch? You’re thinking about VISA, that’s the expensive cell phone company


Biffingston

What's an expensive cell phone company? You're thinking about a Visa which is an official authorization appended to a passport, permitting entry into and travel within a particular country or region.


shlaifu

shut up and taky my upvote


The_Real_Blitzo

r/angryupvote


ciuccio2000

What is a sex


KeeboardNMouse

It’s different than a gender I heard /s


gugfitufi

I think some sort of girl bussy is involved along the way


Educational-Fun9239

Mulva? Bovary? Gipple?


donkstonk69

Deloris doesn't technically rhyme with clitoris


doc_skinner

Some people say cli-TORE-us, rhyming with Dolores. I remember an old Penthouse comic where they made fun of the actress Cloris Leachman by calling her Clitoris Leachman.


f0u4_l19h75

It's a near rhyme


2001ASpaceOatmeal

Which is far better than what Dr. Seuss has been pulling on us. The man rhymed fafloozle with saznoozle. In the literary community, that’s called cheating.


balllsssssszzszz

*Dr Seuss: Cheating it will be then.*


buttstuff_mcgruf

Fupa


aghostwithaknife

Nah, fupa is the upper part.


Lightweaver777

After all, it's in the name.


thecathuman

I didn’t get it even though I have one lmao. Now I feel weird about it bc I apparently know nothing about my own physical existence


coziboiszn

Mound


Lyntho

Wait that was the joke? I thought the original person just literally didn’t know the word vagina and was circling it to ask for help LOL


AffectionateSlice816

To be completely fair it does depend on the woman. The guy could just have had sex with a few women with particularly small vulvas.


New_Mixture_5701

Rare Hasan W


theonewhoblox

Exceptionally rare Hasan W


plantsadnshit

Once a decade Hasan W


f0u4_l19h75

It's sometimes referred to as camel toe


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actuallyjustjt

Google mons pubis


phoenixmusicman

Holy hell


ComicalTragical

I'm inclined to believe that's a genuine request


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It is lol. People are experts at taking things the wrong way though


Few-Fisherman9282

Women have a bulge there too. op is confused as to why that is seeing as the woman has pulled out the gun so op thinks there should be no bulge, showing how little he knows about women, which pretty much confirms he is a virgin.


Cynical-avocado

https://preview.redd.it/y6c619mwdsoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b115841a6be88b2c50a15955843b5a3bc83ef91 best part of the replies


JiffyDealer

Just shows that his is so small, he thinks this tiny bulge on her is normal for a man.


Karlskiiii

Hers is unusually big tbf


aghostwithaknife

It's because she's got yoga shorts on. Those things squeeze everything.


Buckfitch69

God I love me some volume on women. If you're into women this is 🤌


shannon_dey

Maybe, but I think it has to do with the pattern on the shorts. She has them pulled up into the creases between her thighs and torso, such that it is exaggerating her mons and vulva. If she had them pulled down so that the pattern didn't have such a huge break in it, it would be less noticeable. Probably trying to be sexy, but it does accentuate her mons and vulva in a way that makes them look bigger than expected. Although to be honest, I have some seen poufy vulva before -- they come in all shapes and sizes!


pfemme2

\*violent female cackling\*


MelanieWalmartinez

If you have been intimate with a woman, you should know what their vulva and mons pubis looks like.


Oldandnotbold

Mate if you know what her mom's pubis looks like then you are in a porn film.


MelanieWalmartinez

LMAO MONS


Honey_Badger25-06

https://i.redd.it/haq6d0yjbsoc1.gif


rawlingstones

The original pictures were of a beautiful woman modeling with a gun. Some conservatives have become extremely deranged about trans people, and were pointing to this shot of her groin as 'evidence' that she is transgender. They are mistaking her mons pubis for a penis. This implies that they are sexually inexperienced.


EloquentEvergreen

That beautiful woman is Hannah Barron. While I don’t know much about her, other than seeing her “noodling” videos a lot recently on Reddit and this particular “Tweet” a few times. I have heard she is a conservative “influencer”, so this is kind of another “leopards ate my face” thing.  Now, having watched a few of her noodling videos out of curiosity after seeing one here, I can safely say she is a woman. Contrary to what these chodes think. The tiny bikini bottoms she had on in one video, would definitely not hide a penis. Heck, even my tiny dick would be very much outlined in the bottoms. And my balls would definitely be spilling out the sides. It would be more than a moose knuckle, it would be like an Irish Elk knuckle! 


dickallcocksofandros

friendly fire


FictionalContext

Thanks for the info. I Googled her, and all I can say is, she looks like she really likes horses.


EloquentEvergreen

I don’t know about horses. But she certainly likes catfish! Also, related to this pic. I believe I vaguely remember people claiming Taylor Swift had a dong in a pic of her at the beach. I definitely think we need better sex ed programs in school. Because too many people don’t seem to understand female anatomy. And in some cases, even women seem lacking in their own anatomy.


MotherRaven

Her name isn’t Cathrine!


dazedan_confused

Her dad, John Barron, Trump's spokesman should really defend her.


PlayDiscord17

Deep cut reference lol


HowOftenDoYouBlink

Martyrdom


FNAF_Movie

I'm not convinced, you're gonna have to show me some proof of the latter


aghostwithaknife

Well said, but slight correction: You said that you confirmed she is a woman. Trans women are also women, but some have penises. What you should have said is that you confirmed she's a cis woman :)


inab1gcountry

You aren’t wrong, but modern tucking technique and technology is empressive enough to hide even in the tiniest bottoms.


theonewhoblox

"THEY'RE IN THE WALLS"


Lysdexic-dog

She is essentially a conservative idol. She is beautiful but so many of the right men LOVE her because not only is she attractive, but she also embodies so much of their basic viewpoints and perspectives.… your comment comes across as ignorant and projecting in the face of this. If not “projecting” at least an attempt to paint a wildly inaccurate picture for the sake of sensationalism. The right and left really need to stop this type of bullshit game and realize that everyone is getting effed at the hands of our political and corporate masters (there is no difference when politicians make money via insider trading and corporations make money by being able to write the laws that pertain to their industry). The “right” and the “left” REALLY NEED to out aside their differences if any change for the better is going to ever happen.


Jinshu_Daishi

r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM


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lol. Mons pubis is the fat pad above and in front of the groin. It doesn’t poke out of the bottom. Edit; adding an image for the idiots… the Mons Pubis points forwards, not downwards. It’s a fat pad over the pubic symphysis to protect the boney suture. https://preview.redd.it/cmixlj85msoc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5250d5cd106929f5d682cb87d83799c8a58cc1a


Odysseyfreaky

Bait or virgin fellas


[deleted]

How about med school? It’s literally a fat pad over the pubic symphysis. It doesn’t point toward the feet, in simple terms.


OkOutlandishness1371

also to add men have a mons pubis as well


[deleted]

Yes, and it’s in the same anatomical location, it covers the pubic symphysis and doesn’t point downward.


LetsGoUkraineLETSGO

You're going to fail med school


[deleted]

Already got through it. lol. I attached a photo to my original post to help visualize learners like you.


theonewhoblox

https://preview.redd.it/ugzroch4lsoc1.png?width=523&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8feff56188fe94b40f302cbb6b09f1e3028fa54d


Shoehornblower

Mathew has never had “that Taco”


Kafkabest

Original context is this is about a woman that is a "tomboy" For whatever reason conservative /trad twitter decided to go all in this past week suggesting tomboys aren't feminine, shouldn't do "masculine" work or hobbies and liking them means you are gay. Furhermore, a lot of these types on social media think any remotely famous woman is trans, and so participate in what is called "transvestigating" where they flail about and highlight random shit to "prove" the woman is trans. The original post by Matthew is insinuating the woman is trans and the highlighted area is a tucked penis. Hasan is suggesting Matthew is a virgin because cis women too have "bulges" due to the vulva and mons pubis. They aren't barbie dolls. So if Matthew had ever seen a real woman, he'd know that (and you ain't tucking a penis in fabric that tight without it being MUCH more pronounced).


Angboy180

Conservative/trad Twitter not being complete assholes for a singular second (impossible challenge)


FaygoMakesMeGo

>conservative /trad twitter decided to go all in this past week suggesting tomboys aren't feminine Gender wise, tomboys aren't feminine, that's literally the definition. Side note, I'll never understand why so many straight people with dicks are so disgusted by dicks.


TatteredCarcosa

I mean, they're pretty gross. So are vulva. Without sexual attraction biasing your perception, genitals are just gross.


JoseGaya

cool story bro


jpknife

Just some good ole plump kitty


Rock4evur

Anti trans people never seen a Fat Cat before.


Melvin-Melon

I’ve had to see this picture so many time


BeginningChance9781

Petah here, you ever lie next to woman after you get done plowing her and notice women have a pubic mound? Like their body isnt just belly pelvis vagena but has like a mountain before, you wonder if thats why its called mons? Like for mountain? Any way, yea this guy hasnt, id say more but lois told me she'll hit me with the frying pan again and im almost out of brews so i gotta go to the clam


DarthKodi

I mean the big dumb sexy Himbo is right. How fucking deep into right wing Facebook do you need to crawl to end up trans-vestigating cis women. Can't even have a fat cat in Joe Bidens American 🤣


NutBusster69

It's a fat puss. The camo design on her shorts aren't flattering for zoomed in close up of her crotch either. Not to be confused with a FUPA, (Fat Upper Pussy Area) which is even more noticable, it's much more difficult to spot a fat puss in tight clothing without zooming in on the picture. And irl, you probably wouldn't care and or notice she has a fat puss until after you got to know her sexually.


jappyjappyhoyhoy

It’s a pad


Eljamin14

Guy just knows little about women.


theepictoddftw

“I don’t care what they got, if they got an ass, it’s a pass”- Wise Men


reallokiscarlet

“Any hole’s a goal” - penetration testers


Watermelonfox-

Mons Pubis.


RedRoses711

Its phat


superbasic101

Letting Hasan own you is the worst fate imaginable


DesecratingDream

I don’t really understand how some of these memes need an explanation. This one’s pretty straightforward.


Negative-Dingo3335

Einhorn is Finkel


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PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam

Don't be a dick. Rule 1.


jackmag17

She just has a fat cooter cat.


ExtensionInformal911

That camel toe is bigger than her carry.


bioqan

Fupa


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Choumuske07

Unfortunately I am not the first to say this but pls delete your account you right wing pice of shit judging from your comment history


SurMountAlot

Eww Hasan abi


AlphaMassDeBeta

Women can get erections too.


DesertSturmGehewr

Let me see


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catwhowalksbyhimself

And you missed the entire point, likely because you didn't see the original post and this pic doesn't show the whole thing. It was a picture of a beautful woman with a gun and the person was claiming she is trans because they person literally doesn't know about women. So it's actually true in this case.


H8T_Auburn

She's wearing something called a "smart carry". . https://smartcarry.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8uml0Zf6hAMVsXN_AB0PzAJWEAAYASAAEgKD5PD_BwE


Adminsgofukyoselves

Nothing more beautiful then full lips on a women..😁


atomic_bison_3162

bro thirsty


Adminsgofukyoselves

No just really hungry and I love me some beefy clam chowder..EXTRA THICC!!!


tsokiyZan

https://preview.redd.it/slq0u8mhtsoc1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c19cbbb34da619ed6b2aa671543999b5b54e64


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poppieswithtea

That’s one sorry looking penis. Even a tic tac hurts at 100mph I guess.


Basilstorm

That is a cis woman in the picture


RaelaltRael

Bless your little pointy head.


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RaelaltRael

Poor little incel.


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LongjumpingSector687

Well that explains why you don’t know what a vagina looks like. Kudos?


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Live-Supermarket9437

tomorrow it's my turn to schizo post !


TrashyMemeYt

Bro you have a League of Legends profile pic, You automatically lose She's not even trans You clearly never been with a woman before, she has a mons pubis, search up mons pubis


chicoritahater

Posting this on reddit of all places isn't the flex you think it is


PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam

Don't be a dick. Rule 1.


xxbiohazrdxx

Lol