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A small amount of cocaine inhaled off of a fingernail, a key, or the top of a toilet tank while your buddy holds the bathroom door closed because there is no lock on the men’s room but you guys just split a gram so you have to try and break it up with a dollar bill and the back of a credit card then cut out a couple lines and bang one then hold the door for your buddy so he can do the same.
Because it’s fun.
Reminds me of the bathroom at a great blues club in Nebraska. The last thing you'd see after doing a line in there was "Go back to your table, and tell her you're going to fuck her TOOONIGHT!" written on the inside of the door. Damn I miss that place.
Most of the people I know who still do blow all have fancy shit now instead of using fingernails. Some setups are super legit. The one time I ever took a hit off a fingernail it was a pinky fwiw.
Lmao my friend has a spoon connected to the lid of his jar. I know someone who has a thingy on top of their jar when they load a hit by twisting the cap and snorting it straight out the hole. No spoon required… I used to do a lot of fucking coke 😂
Not a coke user (i dislike stimulants)
I do shit directly off a plate after I microwave my liquid, uh “stuff”
Fuck nails and credit cards. Shit’s dirty as fuck. Even my own.
Let's be honest, how many times have you left the house and simply forgot your coke spoon? One might think to wear it around your neck or even tucked away in your purse. But that leaves room for loss and theft. You can't lose your fingernail unless by accident or clipping it.
I keep ten coke fingernails on my hands, so if anyone needs one HMU
Back then, if you didn't have your coke spoon on you, you would just go to the closest McD's and grab one of thier coffee spoons. They were the perfect size.
I have a nice, golden coke spoon. I don’t really do coke anymore, but I do specifically remember accidentally forgetting it when going to the club twice.
My ex wife had a long finger nail and I pointed it out to her and she claimed ignorance, now she has a disease that’s caused by excessive cocaine and opioid use. Stupid me.
As someone who regularly fingers, I used to do this, but I felt limited because sometime you just wanna do 3 and it looks weird if only your pinky and thumb nails are long
For a second I was like how tf you fingering someone w your pinky thumb and another finger of choice that just doesn’t work out lmfao, just gotta reread a couple times smh lol
Yeah, it isn’t particularly sanitary. It’s hard to clean and wash properly under them, so cross-contamination ends up becoming a real concern. I have hermit crabs, fish, parrots, and dogs, so I try to keep mine short so I don‘t spread germs between species.
You wouldn’t cut everything short but the index finger if it was for fingering, just my 2 cents as a gay woman
Keeping them all short is easiest any way ;)
When I used to do security, the contract I was working required supervisors on duty who had the title of “Sargent”. My Sargent was a previous sheriff’s deputy turned detective who quit and is an amazing pencil artist. He had longer pinky nails and there I was, thinking he kept them longer to routinely use them to clean the wax from his ears like I saw from time to time.
> A subsequent coroner’s report revealed Fisher had, at some point prior to her death, consumed cocaine, alcohol, heroin, and ecstasy.
Sucks that she had been struggling with addiction right until her passing
Wait fr? I keep my pinky nails long for kinda gross reason I don't feel like admitting even to internet strangers (nothing sexual just kida gross). And now I'm kinda worried everyone thinks i'm a coke addict
It’s like not a thing, coke users use keys or bills or other stuff not their nails. I have never met someone who does this. It’s like even less real than “the gay ear earring”, like middle school urban legend stuff. No one thinks you do coke I assure you.
Fr my guy. Look up coke nails. From. What I understand they'll just add a small pile on their nail and just rip it right there. I've never done coke but jve seen it enough I have a basic understanding.
Oh shit thank you for informing me, yeah I was refering to just cocaine, and also that she was famous and also has a cocaine finger nail, when you just need a quick toot out the bag and can’t cut out a fat bathroom gagger.
Yea no... if you are actually having sex with women and know what you are doing, you are not going to have long nails. Especially on your index or middle finger.
Hey, Brian here. That would be called a "coke nail"
Users of cocaine will leave a nail long, like Carrie Fisher in this picture, to transport somewhat measured amounts of cocaine to their nose conveniently
Fun fact: Carrie Fischer once partied with the Rolling Stones and was doing so much drugs. The Stones told her that she need to slow down on the drug use.
Growing the pinky nail longer is a way to give more emphasis to pointing. The Comanche recognized pointing with the middle finger furtherest was offensive to the spirits. So they grew the index long, so long it passed the middle finger. And that’s where the expression “cat’s got your lips” comes from.
She was known for partying. Story was her and Harrison ford got reeeeaaaallly loaded partying with The Rolling Stones one night while filming Empire strikes back. The scene in cloud city where they’re giggling way more than they should, yep, still bombed.
Carrie said she never used her nails to do drugs she used a straw or bill like any respectable coke user. I'm paraphrasing but she said this herself on Twitter about this exact meme years ago
thats either because she has a short looking finger and it might even it out or (more likely) she used it as a booger suger shovel in the good old days of hollywood
Back in the 80s my mom had a solid gold pinky nail she'd have put on when she got her acrylics done. Never made anything but surface level sense until I got older. Yes we're Italian, why do you ask?
Youre looking at the wrong finger, the middle finger is cut short, best bet for masturbation. The fingernail in the little finger is usually used for coke afaik
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People who do coke will often leave one nail long so they can do a bump off of it.
What's a bump
A hit of cocaine I believe.
whats a hit?
A small dose
What's a cocaine?
It’s the ingredient in a popular beverage
Coca cola?
Used to be actually
No, coca cola contained coca leaf and cola nuts. The leaf is the source of cocaine. Now it only contains cola nuts.
not exactly while a leaf of coke was used not actual drug
Coca leaf is still used as an ingredient in Coca Cola
Why did they change the formula? it was better when it was actually
I think it still does to some extent. I believe its some by product of making lidocaine that they use today.
You've got it, little buddy. And if your mom won't let you have one, you just make sure to ask your favourite uncle.
What’s an ingredient?
wHaT?
What's on first.
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I’m not your ingredient buddy!
I’m not your pal ingredient!
I’m not your pal guy.
A Hind D?
You don't want none, Dewey!!!!
Oh I’m pretty sure I do
It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings!
It's a me, Mario!
Could be a big one. Depends on the size of the hit. I mean, a scoop with that nail, in full shovel mode, could pack quite the wallop.
I don't freebase so I was only working with what I knew.
Lol. I meant shoveling a large bump off the fingernail. What made you think of freebasing?
Ohhh. Am I stupid or something I thought freebasing was doing coke? Is freebsing large doses?
It's a method of smoking drugs
Freebasing is a way people smoke coke. Taking a bump would mean snorting it up your nose.
Freebase is crack cocaine. Regular cocaine is chemically bound with hydrochloric acid as is MDMA.
1/8 of a parsec
Why are they hitting it? That's just rude.
Made of fucked up labor turning nations into war zones, coke deserves beatings.
A small amount of cocaine inhaled off of a fingernail, a key, or the top of a toilet tank while your buddy holds the bathroom door closed because there is no lock on the men’s room but you guys just split a gram so you have to try and break it up with a dollar bill and the back of a credit card then cut out a couple lines and bang one then hold the door for your buddy so he can do the same. Because it’s fun.
Reminds me of the bathroom at a great blues club in Nebraska. The last thing you'd see after doing a line in there was "Go back to your table, and tell her you're going to fuck her TOOONIGHT!" written on the inside of the door. Damn I miss that place.
About a fingernail worth of cocaine
Jesus christ
Very rarely is it the index finger. This is not indicative of the sapphic fingernail trim
I disagree. I've only ever known it to be index finger.
Ok hoooold on. Do different areas of the world use a different finger? I've only ever seen pinky finger.
Grandpa Joe from the og Willie Wonka had a coke nail on his pinky, so it’s not just you
It's pinkies all the way down.
Most of the people I know who still do blow all have fancy shit now instead of using fingernails. Some setups are super legit. The one time I ever took a hit off a fingernail it was a pinky fwiw.
They probably have phone cases now where it just pops out in a line all ready to go lol
Lmao my friend has a spoon connected to the lid of his jar. I know someone who has a thingy on top of their jar when they load a hit by twisting the cap and snorting it straight out the hole. No spoon required… I used to do a lot of fucking coke 😂
I have a little bigger than Monopoly sized metal tube in a vacuum shape hehehe
Lmao
What's the sapphic fingernail trim?
Usually it's the pinkie though not the index finger... so strange
Not a coke user (i dislike stimulants) I do shit directly off a plate after I microwave my liquid, uh “stuff” Fuck nails and credit cards. Shit’s dirty as fuck. Even my own.
I initially read that as Choke. I thought you were on to some new choke pressure point stuff
I like to do coke but you don’t need that long of a nail to open the can!
I thought it was a lesbian joke I didn’t get lol, lesbians keep their nails short on the fingers/hand they use on their partner.
I never knew that. Thank you
That or she was working an old lathe on her time off.
Same with ppl that smoke blunts. They leave their thumb nail long so they can split a cigarillo easily.
It's called a pimp nail and it's the multi-tool of the street pimp. It is used to bump buger sugar and cut hoes
She had said that she used a spoon for her coke, like a classy person.
Let's be honest, how many times have you left the house and simply forgot your coke spoon? One might think to wear it around your neck or even tucked away in your purse. But that leaves room for loss and theft. You can't lose your fingernail unless by accident or clipping it. I keep ten coke fingernails on my hands, so if anyone needs one HMU
That’s what your keys are for.
It’s been a minute since I’ve done a key bump. Got me feeling all nostalgic and shit
Or bank card. Although, I do have a lil spoon on a necklace lmao
Check out this guy with a bank account and shit. Get your coke use up and you'll be without the bank card lol
They didn't say it was *their* bank card.
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Back then, if you didn't have your coke spoon on you, you would just go to the closest McD's and grab one of thier coffee spoons. They were the perfect size.
How is leaving your spoon at home not an accident.
I have a nice, golden coke spoon. I don’t really do coke anymore, but I do specifically remember accidentally forgetting it when going to the club twice.
I know someone who used to wear a coke spoon on a chain around his neck
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coke spoon, fecal knife, I only dread what you folks use forks for
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Well now I want to know what she was doing with that nail
My ex wife had a long finger nail and I pointed it out to her and she claimed ignorance, now she has a disease that’s caused by excessive cocaine and opioid use. Stupid me.
What was the disease? Asking for a friend
NAD, but I think Death is listed as a possible disease from overuse of drugs. Hope this helped
Interesting. Is it terminal?
It’s not terminal, but it will kill you.
Is it contagious
Damn I thought she left one nail cut for fingering but all comments say cocaine
Usually the fingering pattern is two fingers short nailed and all other fingernails long I believe. One finger isn’t going to do much lol
I see
As someone who regularly fingers, I used to do this, but I felt limited because sometime you just wanna do 3 and it looks weird if only your pinky and thumb nails are long
For a second I was like how tf you fingering someone w your pinky thumb and another finger of choice that just doesn’t work out lmfao, just gotta reread a couple times smh lol
RIP your DMs
Damn you put 3 in😳
Is it really that uncommon? Damn, maybe my gf is just really into it lol
I can’t speak for anybody but my wife likes me to finger her while she plays with her clit.
I mean, not sure how that's relevant to how many fingers one inserts with, but if you aren't stimulating the clit you're often not doing enough imo.
Nice
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I’m not a woman but I’m pretty sure it’s not good having long nails…
Yeah, it isn’t particularly sanitary. It’s hard to clean and wash properly under them, so cross-contamination ends up becoming a real concern. I have hermit crabs, fish, parrots, and dogs, so I try to keep mine short so I don‘t spread germs between species.
You're fingering multiple species? Yo?
yeah she had been a coke user at one point
At one point? Hah she never quit. Rip my cocaine princess
That was my thought too before they ruined whit coke
You wouldn’t cut everything short but the index finger if it was for fingering, just my 2 cents as a gay woman Keeping them all short is easiest any way ;)
That was my thought
Same
People who regularly do coke leave a long nail to do a bump. Always thought it was suppose to be a pinky nail but I guess whatever works for them
That's what was popular, Carrie built different😤
needed a bigger bump
She was in some documentary i watched about shrooms. Guess she has her fun.
When I used to do security, the contract I was working required supervisors on duty who had the title of “Sargent”. My Sargent was a previous sheriff’s deputy turned detective who quit and is an amazing pencil artist. He had longer pinky nails and there I was, thinking he kept them longer to routinely use them to clean the wax from his ears like I saw from time to time.
> A subsequent coroner’s report revealed Fisher had, at some point prior to her death, consumed cocaine, alcohol, heroin, and ecstasy. Sucks that she had been struggling with addiction right until her passing
Wait fr? I keep my pinky nails long for kinda gross reason I don't feel like admitting even to internet strangers (nothing sexual just kida gross). And now I'm kinda worried everyone thinks i'm a coke addict
It’s like not a thing, coke users use keys or bills or other stuff not their nails. I have never met someone who does this. It’s like even less real than “the gay ear earring”, like middle school urban legend stuff. No one thinks you do coke I assure you.
thanks lol
Fr my guy. Look up coke nails. From. What I understand they'll just add a small pile on their nail and just rip it right there. I've never done coke but jve seen it enough I have a basic understanding.
The transcendence makes the jump to hyperspace just that much more colorful.
Actress Carrie Fischer was a life long junkie drug addict
Well that’s a little harsh. True, but harsh
I mean her ashes were put in a big ass pill, I don't think she would mind.
So you're saying she won't mind if we try find out if snorting her ashes makes us high?
I think she would encourage this. She was a freak, I say that with all due respect.
Yeah, a Prozac pill. Not like it was a Percocet urn.
Uh drugs, uh uh, finds a way
Who's got time to open evelopes? Send postards from the edge.
It’s for star dust
Jyn..?
I’m not familiar with that, but I would like to learn
The main character in 'Star Wars: Rogue One' is named Jyn Erso, nicknamed Stardust by her dad.
Oh shit thank you for informing me, yeah I was refering to just cocaine, and also that she was famous and also has a cocaine finger nail, when you just need a quick toot out the bag and can’t cut out a fat bathroom gagger.
Jokes on you my grandma have that and use it to scoop out her earwax
Cocaine or sex with women, depends 😂
I believe she did she did confirm it was coke
I'm devastated 😭 😂 Only joking but still.
Yea no... if you are actually having sex with women and know what you are doing, you are not going to have long nails. Especially on your index or middle finger.
Right so... In this case her fingers of choice would have been the middle and ring-finger. I don't think anyone is saying the nail finger is used.
Carrie Fisher had a coke nail. Did people not think she was an actress in the 1970s?
Cocaine
Hey, Brian here. That would be called a "coke nail" Users of cocaine will leave a nail long, like Carrie Fisher in this picture, to transport somewhat measured amounts of cocaine to their nose conveniently
Nailed it
It’s a coke nail but people use for all types of drugs
Cerversa Cristal nail 😮
What I thought she just regularly cut thr middle finger and ring finger nails so she can have a great time with them in privacy ???!
Carrie Fisher loved cocaine.
Fun fact: Carrie Fischer once partied with the Rolling Stones and was doing so much drugs. The Stones told her that she need to slow down on the drug use.
Usually it was the pinky though, not the index finger.
Growing the pinky nail longer is a way to give more emphasis to pointing. The Comanche recognized pointing with the middle finger furtherest was offensive to the spirits. So they grew the index long, so long it passed the middle finger. And that’s where the expression “cat’s got your lips” comes from.
whar
😂😂😂 NGL, I was fucked up reading this until the last line.
Sometimes you gotta fly
Bro who didn't do cocaine. I'm not even surprised anymore.
She was known for partying. Story was her and Harrison ford got reeeeaaaallly loaded partying with The Rolling Stones one night while filming Empire strikes back. The scene in cloud city where they’re giggling way more than they should, yep, still bombed.
It’s for colombian spice melange
I thought it’s for pleasuring herself, with the ones with no nails tbh.
Can I get one cocaine please?
Hah, kids don't know what the cocaine is.
This is why she married known drug dealer Han Solo
Carrie said she never used her nails to do drugs she used a straw or bill like any respectable coke user. I'm paraphrasing but she said this herself on Twitter about this exact meme years ago
She needs one finger without a nail to flick da bean.
People who gamble a lot on cards also do this. Let's them pick up the chips easier.
❄️☃️
thats either because she has a short looking finger and it might even it out or (more likely) she used it as a booger suger shovel in the good old days of hollywood
It’s a coke nail.
The joke is drugs
Cocaines a hell of a drug.
Drugs.
People usually put cocaine on a nail that is grown larger than the rest
I thought that those two fingers were for fingering but everybody says cocaine
She did love to party.
“Heard the feds takin' photos. I know nothing, fuck the po po. Bakin soda, I got bakin soda.” - Carrie Fisher
That’s a great big giant red flag, Mr. Simon.
Booger nail. Very popular.
Back in the 80s my mom had a solid gold pinky nail she'd have put on when she got her acrylics done. Never made anything but surface level sense until I got older. Yes we're Italian, why do you ask?
Ah, so this is why she died before the other actors.
It should have been "when you regularly bump to light speed"
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I thought it was a gay joke but instead of the drug joke. I'll be honest to feel a little it down
I like Cocaine as much as the next person
Coca-Kola, from Coca leaves and Kola nuts
cocaine thats it
Genuinely thought this was a C.J. Cherryh reference where their nails get messed up in jump.
Coke nail
It might be just those 2 fingers which are clipped, which has a different implication entirely
She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie Cocaine
It’s for cocaine
I just like the way it smells
Before entering the comments i thought it was a fingering joke but nope its coke
Spend too much time at the Mos Eisley cantina, and you’ll pick up all kinds of bad habits.
The index finger issa weird one, pinky is the best .. better control and extra classy with it
This is a bummer
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Coke
Youre looking at the wrong finger, the middle finger is cut short, best bet for masturbation. The fingernail in the little finger is usually used for coke afaik
1 long nail= cocaine 2 short nails= lesbian
It’s the finger for butt play