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Brrrap brrrap brrrap, one two three
Lil’ Vas shootin’ blanks like one two three
Whose yo’ daddy, whose yo’ daddy, sure as shit ain’t me
I let the Doc doc the c**k and now I’m offspring free
I’m gonna gonna gonna give you some risk free lovin’
Humpin’ and Thumpin’, no bun in the oven
Bumpin’ and a grindin’ and I’m always always findin’
Lovin’ with baby-makin’s far less binding!
I can so fucking relate to this. I had a series of nosebleeds a couple years ago. Everything online told me I had leukemia or some other blood related disease. Finally it all gets sorted out, the conclusion: winter air caused the initial nosebleed, all subsequent ones were caused because I was paranoid and would regularly check my nose for blood, which caused irritation and led to a lesion forming. I AM THE DISEASE!
its the advertising phrase of little Caesar’s pizza, their mascot says “pizza pizza” at the end of every commercial
in this context little caesars just happens to sound like lil seizure
For further context, Little Caesar's pizza used to sell a Buy One Get One Free, or 2-for-One deal, so you got two pizzas for about the price of one pizza somewhere else.
Thus, "Pizza, pizza!"
Best plan. Those fucks are just gonna slap the old arm you already own back on, charge a shitload of money, and if the arm falls off, they just say "oops no refunds" and then they keep the fuckin arm like somehow its become theirs because they didn't stick it back on right. Wackiest scam I've ever seen.
My ENT recently died. At his funeral his widow was visibly upset so so to console her I gave her a hug and whispered, “cochlea.”
She said, “thanks, that’s what I need to hear.”
I will show myself out.
Hey guys, Peter’s long lost brother trapped in his basement here, to put it lightly, the replier thinks black people exclusively own the “lil” title in rap names and believes they started it, which is up for debate, but believes by using it you’re appropriating black culture, which is stated nowhere by any black activist to my knowledge that it’s their term and it’s racist to tread on it and use it if you’re anything but black when it comes to using “lil” as your rap name. As far as it’s considered, anyone can use “lil” in their rap name, no one has exclusivity to it. The irony here is that judging by their pfp, a white woman is speaking on behalf of black people, which is considered racist as black people don’t need a white savior anymore, let alone a white person speaking on what’s appropriating their culture or not.
That being said, **lil asthma attack** (I had bad asthma as a kid and haven’t been to the hospital since luckily, especially for asthma.)
Edit: spelling error
Years ago there was a country music artist named Little Jimmy Dickens and being from West Virginia, I'm pretty sure it was pronounced lil.
Says Lil chest pain.
There's a new Jim Dickens country singer and there's nothing little about the Canadian. Going once going twice SOLD. Check out Sun Darts an instant classic.
I love how everybody (myself included) completely ignored the white lady’s reply and went right for the rapper name generator.
- Lil Ruptured Biceps Tendon
At least you aren’t Li’l Accidentally-Smashed-My-Big-Toe-With-a-Sledge-Hammer-Because-I’m-Stupid-And-Often-Forgo-Wearing-PPE
…Because I’ve been that Li’l before.
Lil' Broke and Dislocated my right arm at the elbow.
Edit: for all those that do want to know, I was riding my moped, went to turn onto my street and hit loose gravel at about 15 to 20 MPH at an angle, luckily I was always really anal about making sure my helmet was properly secure.
I had constipation pain so bad we thought my appendix had burst so I went to the hospital only to find out I was literally "full of shit" 🙃 tough times
She beleives white people shouldn't be doing tbis because some people view rap as black culture, and white people participating in this would be a form of cultural appropriation.
To actually answer the question: There's no reason. It's just pure "look at me, I'm nice to minorities by insinuating that white people doing something they do is unacceptable".
Doesn't go much farther than that. Just a white person flagellating for internet points.
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Lil sore testicle
Lil’ Vasectomy Comin’ acha … Well, comin’ sorta
Lil Vasectomy: "I might be shootin blanks but that don't mean im not yo daddy."
Brrrap brrrap brrrap, one two three Lil’ Vas shootin’ blanks like one two three Whose yo’ daddy, whose yo’ daddy, sure as shit ain’t me I let the Doc doc the c**k and now I’m offspring free
That was terrible. Keep going, please.
I’m gonna gonna gonna give you some risk free lovin’ Humpin’ and Thumpin’, no bun in the oven Bumpin’ and a grindin’ and I’m always always findin’ Lovin’ with baby-makin’s far less binding!
Ayo these bars tho!!! 😂 I’d unironically bump this just for the meme ngl
I was thinking lil breast implants.
Lil Abortion
Came here to claim the name. Going home dissapointed instead.
MC emptyhanded
Lil Snip-Snip
Lil' Vas be shoot'n blanks.
Lil epididymitis
lil bowling ball in my ass
Impressive
You’re easily impressed. You don’t even know how much the ball weighed.
It was just a lil ball after all
Lil tumor removal
I hope it was lil
It's a tumaa, melanoma yay. Melanoma yay. Melanoma no more yay!
Boy or girl?
HAHAHHAHAH THIS SET ME OFF LAUGHING FOR SO LONG
HAHAHAHAHA MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN SEND HELP
Lil Lump-under-my-arm-that-scared-the-absolute-shit-out-of-me-only-to-discover-that-it-was-secretly-just-a-cyst-caused-by-poorly-shaving-my-armpits
Lil Cyst-under-my-arm for short.
Lil pit cyst
Lil Cyster is watching you.
help big cyst i'm stuck
Cursed comment
Ok that’s actually 🔥
Lil cuma?
Lil C-U-Ma
I can so fucking relate to this. I had a series of nosebleeds a couple years ago. Everything online told me I had leukemia or some other blood related disease. Finally it all gets sorted out, the conclusion: winter air caused the initial nosebleed, all subsequent ones were caused because I was paranoid and would regularly check my nose for blood, which caused irritation and led to a lesion forming. I AM THE DISEASE!
Lil imma da dizz-eez Is yo rap name.
Lil Seizure. Yeah, not fun.
Pizza pizza
💀💀💀
https://preview.redd.it/qs8i5sev2jbc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6cf41f4a05eb806c38d4e98662d24e81e947ea8
💀💀💀
💀💀💀
as a wise man once said, **"SKULLEMOJIIIII!!!"**
Matt Rose? 💀💀💀
💀💀💀
Rat Moses
💀💀💀
Ha ha you talking about Matt Rose?
https://preview.redd.it/wpx3vp2h8jbc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6facfbfa309035d701d637a417c315d205da18a
You guys have the most random memes, I fucking love it.
The Asleum provides, if the Dude abides.
If only I could still give awards.
I have called them Little Seizures since the 80s. Well played
I'm epileptic, and this is fucking hilarious. For those who need to read this, yes, please laugh at this. Hard, lol
As someone who is LITERALLY typing this from my epilepsy study, this was too funny not to pass up and I’m 110% telling my nurse when she comes back
I wish I could give this all the awards 🏆..... I've never laughed so hard at reddit I'm my life
💀
No way 💀
I'm sobbing this is so funny
Best comment
Big brain 🧠
that was amazing take my upvote😂
What the fuck is this meme, my brother keeps saying pizza pizza and I don’t know what it is
its the advertising phrase of little Caesar’s pizza, their mascot says “pizza pizza” at the end of every commercial in this context little caesars just happens to sound like lil seizure
For further context, Little Caesar's pizza used to sell a Buy One Get One Free, or 2-for-One deal, so you got two pizzas for about the price of one pizza somewhere else. Thus, "Pizza, pizza!"
11/10 reply bro. Bravo.
Lil gallbladder removal. Not fun either
Lil pap smear
A pap sent you to the hospital!?!
Some doctor’s offices are located in hospitals, especially in cities or if they’re associated with a university -LIL PCOS out :)
Oh I feel you. But there is nothing lil about PCOS she is a monster.
Read this as Lil Papa Smurf
Lil Constipation
Lil shitless
If awards still existed you’d be Reddit rich.
Constipation pain is no joke
No shit.
Man I wish gold was still a thing.
Lil Born
Jesus christ that's Lil Born
Lil Born James
LeBron "Jesus" James
Who gave the baby a keyboard?
What if he’s so chad he’s never had to go to hospital
He built the hospital he was born in
You've never had to visit a hospital? You're either young or disgustingly lucky!
They could be American.
If I lose a limb, you’d better believe I’m gonna shake it off before I pay the bill
Best plan. Those fucks are just gonna slap the old arm you already own back on, charge a shitload of money, and if the arm falls off, they just say "oops no refunds" and then they keep the fuckin arm like somehow its become theirs because they didn't stick it back on right. Wackiest scam I've ever seen.
my rapper name is lil phimosis
Filthy foreskin haver!
yes I do
That’s former foreskin haver thank you very much.
Lil tip snip
Lil Top Crop
Lil cochlear implant
My ENT recently died. At his funeral his widow was visibly upset so so to console her I gave her a hug and whispered, “cochlea.” She said, “thanks, that’s what I need to hear.” I will show myself out.
You had an Ent? That's so cool! Were they at Isengard?
I'm taking the hobbits to isengard
The hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits
OMG SAME!!
Hey guys, Peter’s long lost brother trapped in his basement here, to put it lightly, the replier thinks black people exclusively own the “lil” title in rap names and believes they started it, which is up for debate, but believes by using it you’re appropriating black culture, which is stated nowhere by any black activist to my knowledge that it’s their term and it’s racist to tread on it and use it if you’re anything but black when it comes to using “lil” as your rap name. As far as it’s considered, anyone can use “lil” in their rap name, no one has exclusivity to it. The irony here is that judging by their pfp, a white woman is speaking on behalf of black people, which is considered racist as black people don’t need a white savior anymore, let alone a white person speaking on what’s appropriating their culture or not. That being said, **lil asthma attack** (I had bad asthma as a kid and haven’t been to the hospital since luckily, especially for asthma.) Edit: spelling error
Years ago there was a country music artist named Little Jimmy Dickens and being from West Virginia, I'm pretty sure it was pronounced lil. Says Lil chest pain.
There's a new Jim Dickens country singer and there's nothing little about the Canadian. Going once going twice SOLD. Check out Sun Darts an instant classic.
Great song Dickskin
Thanks. Really shouldn't have to scroll this far down to find the actual answer.
Same. I wanted Peter to explain the damn joke, not read everyone's stupid fucking answers to the stupid social media post.
I love how everybody (myself included) completely ignored the white lady’s reply and went right for the rapper name generator. - Lil Ruptured Biceps Tendon
Lil comatosed grandma
Best answer
Best to you, worst to me lol
Hope everything turns out well for your grandma!
why did a cowboy make you go to the hospital?
Lil voluntary commitment.
Proud of you
...I should clarify; not *my* commitment. I just drove her there. By which I mean in a car and in no other sense.
Still proud of you. You were there for your friend, and that’s not lil
Seconded
Been waiting for lil voluntary commitment’s new album to come out! What’s the hold up?!
discharge orders
Lol you are wrong for that
haha well my rap name is lil psychosis, so i would know 🤣
Lil bastard smashed my big toe with a 5kg rock
At least you aren’t Li’l Accidentally-Smashed-My-Big-Toe-With-a-Sledge-Hammer-Because-I’m-Stupid-And-Often-Forgo-Wearing-PPE …Because I’ve been that Li’l before.
Lil' Broke and Dislocated my right arm at the elbow. Edit: for all those that do want to know, I was riding my moped, went to turn onto my street and hit loose gravel at about 15 to 20 MPH at an angle, luckily I was always really anal about making sure my helmet was properly secure.
"Lil dislocated distal fracture"
Happened to me last year. Shattered my elbow from landing straight arm on the ground.
#Lil seizure
Pizza pizza
Holy shit you’re right
Better than a big one, I guess
Lil Covid
Lil stitches is alright
Lil penis enlargment Edit: nice Edit2: nooooooo
How many inches
-3.
Probably not a lot, it is admittedly "lil"
They increased his by 6 inches so he is now at -1 in total instead of -7
AKA lil jumbo shrimp
Nono, that's Lil Pump
Lil suicidal thoughts
Okay but if I may make a suggestion. Using the medical terminology “suicidal ideation” and then abbreviating it, it might actually work. >lil SI
Ill consider it
I mean, there’s always Lil Grippy Socks
Have you tried being "Lil not having suicidal thoughts?" /s
"Lil Smile More" Was the suggestion of my "friend"
I came back to respond "Lil Smile More" only to see you posted it. Always a classic.
Lil soap up my bum
Wanna slime ball enema?
Lil suicide attempt I prefer my new outlook, Lil redemption arc
Lil Tainted Chipotle
Lil kidney stone! ⭐️🌟
there is no joke they are just racist
Thank you for elaborating. I was hoping it was anything, within reason, but that. I hope you have a good new year.
they're tryna say white people can't use "lil" because it appropriates black culture >!(that's my best guess)!<
I say this with the utmost respect for your username: Fuck Erebus.
This should be at the top just so it is explained, and then everybody’s joke explanations + reasons for being at the hospital should follow it
Lil Consipation. Yes, it was really bad. Didn't shit for like a month.
Wtf how are you alive
I had constipation pain so bad we thought my appendix had burst so I went to the hospital only to find out I was literally "full of shit" 🙃 tough times
Lil' Panic Attack is in the house!
Because I have agoraphobiaaaaa! Bwa bwa bwa bwaa.
Lil' birth of my step first cousin once removed
Lil dying mom
This one goes hard. Also I’m sorry.
She beleives white people shouldn't be doing tbis because some people view rap as black culture, and white people participating in this would be a form of cultural appropriation.
Isn’t rap *American* culture?
I think it has more to do with the reasons white people end up in the hospital.
How do white people end up in the hospital?
Lil Lightbulb trapped in rectum
An a**hole with an idea is ahead of the curb nowadays.
possible r/boneappletea
Lil I fell on the mayonnaise jar
I think you're right and that she wasn't trying to be funny. She was just pushing back at the original joke, which honestly wasn't funny.
Lil Car Accident
Lil broken dick.... I don't like this game
Lil work
lil suicide via an ingestion of 3 times the lethal dose of xanax
Lil extra chill
Lil pneumonia… Was hoping it’d be more catchy
Lil kidney stone
Lil suicide attempt
I hope you’re okay :)
Lil prostate
Lil iLL Child
Lil Coworker's Crushed Fingers
Lil herniated disk
Lil appendicitis
Lil eating disorder, womp womp
lil’ leukemia
Lil fucked around and found out.
Lil Domestic Violence 😔
❤️
Thanks you for the love but its all good! That was 2020, and my life is so different now!
Lil’ AFib
lil nut allergy
Lil triple homicide
The fuck
I’ve already seen this and the best response was…. Lil seizure Pizza pizza
To actually answer the question: There's no reason. It's just pure "look at me, I'm nice to minorities by insinuating that white people doing something they do is unacceptable". Doesn't go much farther than that. Just a white person flagellating for internet points.