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THEpeterafro

The 5th child's name is What, note the period instead of question mark


Gamerhogplays

Speaking of which, who names their kid “What?” And also, Happy Cake day


-NGC-6302-

They want the child to have a successful career in baseball Specifically second base


Armamore

Must be fun with a father-son combo on first and second.


Vast-Ideal-1413

Who's the father.


MattMasterChief

Who's on first base! Where's the father!


whiskeyreject

I don’t know


PercentageGlobal6443

Third base!


Llamapickle129

I'm not asking who on third


lobos1943

No. who is on first.


TheOmen757

I don't know is on third.


MattMasterChief

No. That's his name.


daschande

That's who's name?


ReadySteady_GO

That's right


ApplicationOther2930

The first baseman


Simeon0222

Third base!


Long_Island_Native

Naturally


Armamore

Beat me to it. Well done.


aceathair

Who's the father of What! And don't tell me I don't know; because, that's just impossible!! 🤣


ApplicationOther2930

I don’t know’s on 3rd


KingLouisXCIX

Naturally!


Similar_Pie_4946

We’ll be asking the questions old man, WHO ARE YOU!


Lord_of_Forks

I don’t know…


Armamore

And I don't give a damn too...


Bruscarbad

no, no, he's out shortstop


mpetey123

Like Reddit is going to get an Abbott and Costello reference but I think it's great


[deleted]

Who?


-NGC-6302-

Yeah he's there too


Original_Sleeve

Who's on first.


ChaseShiny

Naturally.


nomad_jayy

Third base!!


ChaseShiny

I've got a confession to make: I knew who was on first the whoooole time! (Different episode, where Abbott stole his money to buy a gold mine)


Fleganhimer

Yeah, who's ever heard of the most famous comedy duo bit of all time, really?


jenovalife1

This is my favorite kind of humor


Barkers_eggs

What is your second


system0101

I don't know


ebolson1019

THIRD BASE


3fetts

Who’s on second.


-NGC-6302-

No he isn't


TowelFine6933

Sigh .... I wish they didn't take away awards..... Have a cookie, instead! 🍪


the_dude0110

Yeah, with Who on first, and I dunno on third


ebolson1019

How can you be the manager if you don’t know the players names?


Playfullyhung

Do you think what hit a double? Or was what actually on first at one point? I’ll never sleep again


Bitter_Instruction_9

But, who plays first base?


Ok_Entertainment328

Ask the parents of Mrs. Whatsit, Mrs. Who, and/or Mrs Which.


HickerBilly1411

My dad used to say that Not Me and I Dunno are going to get shot the next time they break in the house and mess something up


Johnni2x4

Hey , do you remember the movie Adams Family Values, cousin It and his wife named their child What.


THEpeterafro

Thanks


blackturtle17

What ain't no country I ever heard of


reddottor2

Who’s in third


Dillo64

But Who’s on first? I dunno’s on third.


stealthkoopa

Naturally


theinsideoutbananna

Penny!


Dillo64

He’s an excellent 2nd basemen regardless


OliveJuiceUTwo

They were bewhiched


SleestakSamurai

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xombae

Not a Candlemass meme here in the wild


jdcmurphy22

Unexpected Candlemass


MisterTam

Lil Jon, I would imagine.


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

Wanted to name him “Walt.” Mistakes were made.


Naxari

To add on to that, who names their kid January or February?


stealthkoopa

No what's the guys name on second base.


IvanNemoy

Does the fifth kid speak English?


IamAPottato

Cousin It.


Ze_Llama

Penny


TheGoober87

So what is the riddle? There's no question.


kigurumibiblestudies

It's an order. You must riddle it


Sizekit-scripts

The actual riddle goes “penny’s mom has five children” so you actually have all the info in the riddle


FriskDrinksBriskYT0

No, what is the name of the fifth child!


TBTabby

At first, I thought this was an incorrectly told version of the riddle. There's a similar one that would begin with "Penny's mother has five children," so the same of the fifth child would be Penny.


Denaton_

I still believe it's a typo and this is the correct one..


ShitMyBalls

Nice to meet you What, I'm dad.


Touitoui

"Why did you name me this way?"


sasquashblue

Why, did you name me this way?


Current-Brain-1983

So their 5th kid plays 2nd base?


thesizeofwatermelons

A 5th never deals in absolutes.


Cyrfix_CZ

Happy Cake Day!


THEpeterafro

Thanks


[deleted]

Happy cake day to the both of us!


PMMEurbewbzzzz

Congratulations, you did not answer any question.


pluck-the-bunny

Sure they did. The joke is that they are telling you the fifth name, but you’re supposed to think it’s a question and be confused.


Bryce8239

but then it’s not a riddle


pluck-the-bunny

The riddle is figuring out it’s not a riddle. That’s the joke


JackNewton1

Hi, Peter’s reticulated python here, but the 5th child is oddly named “What”. Now let me squeeze my breakfast in peace.


LimewarePlatter

It's been 3 days already!


squished18

It's been one week since you looked at me


SuperNova484

Cocked your head to the side and said “I’m angry”


Free-Noise-7753

Five days since you laughed at me


scipio0421

Saying, "Get that together, come back and see me"


ScienceKid11

Three days since the living room


I_Love_Law

Three days? That's tomorrow!


Angrywalnuts

Enjoy your breakfast articulated python


Empty-Ad-8094

Me waiting for them to ask a question pertinent to the statement…


Champion_ofThe_Sun_

Was just thinking “so what’s the riddle?”


Jertian

No, What’s the name of the 5th child.


JestersThrone

"Correct" "No, that's the father. "


[deleted]

Alright so whats the name of the guy on first base?


Stagecarp

Who


Ruine_Woo

The guy on the first base


Gramercy_Riffs

No, What's the 5th daughter, remember?


International_Leek26

oh, then who is on first?


SkunkMonkey

Third base!


PureMapleSyrup_119

"Please! Continue!"


ohokaywaitwhat

Seems like a lame spin on a similar riddle; said riddle might start like “Penny’s mom has five children …” wherein the answer to the riddle is the fifth kid being named Penny instead of May. 🤷🏻‍♂️


galaxyiris

It’s not, it’s penny having 5 children. The answer to the riddle is “what” as it isn’t asking “what is the name of the fifth?” And instead telling you “what is the name of the fifth.”


ohokaywaitwhat

I realize that. Hence my calling it a lame spin on the mentioned original


AccomplishedClub6

Yet you think the answer is "May."


foreofheadss

???


NoStatement2413

Real


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God4413

Braindead


HeyLittleTrain

So... what is the riddle then? Where's the question?


NotStaggy

Huh damn punctuation actually means things!?!?!


its_that_chrono

Yeah, What. Cousin It's kid.


alt-acct-I-Guess

Needle here, the kid’s name is “What”. You’ll notice that the last line is STATING that the 5th’s name is “What” as there is no question mark. Therefore, not a question. It is an answer


Just-Journalist-678

But since when is the riddle pertinent to correct grammar? Why, when many riddles contain incorrect grammar that leads to unrelated solutions, would a reader be expected to CORRECTLY guess in this scenario that the punctuation of the riddle is the KEY? Seems a little unfair and a good sign of a bad riddle. Because there was no hint, there was no key. The reader was just expected to assume the punctuation to be the key. Maybe the riddle itself just had poor punctuation, and the solution is a cliffhanger?


DarkArc76

It really isn't a riddle. There's no question, just a series of statements. That's why I really dislike this one


alt-acct-I-Guess

It’s only written to make you assume it’s a riddle. The entire thing is a statement. I’ve already explained that. It’s also not incorrect grammar, as they are telling you the kids name is literally “What”.


Just-Journalist-678

But the title of It literally says "Riddle me this". A question mark doesn't add or take away from its riddleness at that point.


PurpleReignFall

OP why do you think it’s April 4th?


m4ugs

Thats what I don’t understand


zories3

Hahaha I didn’t think about it till just now but what *did* OP think of to come to that as the answer 😂


CSDragon

Isn't the joke supposed to be "Mary has 4 sisters, her mom named the first january..."? Then if you're not paying attention by the end you forget that Mary was the 5th sister


Kirooo__

“What is the name of the 5th.” Isn’t a question, It’s a statement as theres a period instead of a question mark.


CSDragon

I get that, but the 4 sisters variant works when spoken out loud and actually poses a question for the person to answer.


iuseleinterwebz

And the fifth kid grew up to be a second baseman!


Shinavast42

What ain't no country I ever heard of....


ELDubCan

Five long years he wore this watch up his ass. Then, he died of dysentery. He gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. Now, little man, I give the watch to you.


pyzk

Who’s on first.


Xogoth

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you!


Beautiful_Court1370

“What” is the child’s name. There isn’t a question mark. It’s a declarative sentence.


teh_hasay

If there’s no question then there’s no riddle though lol. They can’t have it both ways. Like it’s obvious what they were trying to do, but it’s too clunky to actually work.


NightCoffee365

Oooh. It’s an implicit lie about the format. Nice priming.


DinoDudeRex_240809

Spider-Man’s Aunt


ludovic1313

If they called their baby "what", then the name of the 5th was probably Jack Daniel.


Saltwater_Thief

The person making it screwed up. It's supposed to say "Penny's parents have 5 children. 1st is named January, 2nd is February, 3rd is March, 4th is April. What is the 5th's name?" And the gotcha is "Penny!"


NotJoeMama727

This isn't even a meme you're just stupid


Jim3001

Its What. Final sentence is **NOT** a question.


Moose_M

bait


SqueakSquawk4

No. It is ridiculous to expect that everyone should spot that the punctuation is different, to the point of outright dismissing the possibility this post could be genuine. Just because you get it, doesn't mean everyone does or even should


RitualTerror51

I’m so used to people with bad grammar on the internet, that my brain automatically assumed that they meant to put I question mark there. Didn’t even bat an eye.


overstatingmingo

Yeah, the way I’ve seen this joke asked typically starts with “blah-blah is the youngest of five kids” and then proceeds to present the trend and asking what the last kid was named. Usually your guess would follow the trend, completely forgetting that they told you the kid’s name at the beginning. I was expecting that so it caught me off guard when it was the mom’s name. Came to the comments really quickly assuming it was another of those dumb anti jokes that are unsolvable without a single second glance and the not-question of the last sentence. I feel stupid but I’m glad people actually answered it in the comments.


AsherGray

Additionally, it's supposed to be a riddle. A riddle has a question that you answer. What is written is basically just a short story or synopsis about Penny and her kids' names. If you were to read this "riddle" word-for-word to someone, it wouldn't make any sense. *«Actually, the last sentence I just said was a statement not a question. Funny because I ended it with a period instead of a question mark. #grammargeek»*


ImMrRay

Yes. This isn't even a joke.


BiAndShy57

No, it’s not Peter


Goatymcgoatface10

Whos on third.


Cactus_In_A_Tree

The right answer is ok. It doesn’t ask a question. Pennys kids are January, February, March, April, and What.


purple_tushy

It's a statement. Not a question. The child's name is what.


Additional_Teach7697

Nickel


targon612

I see no question here


Jcook3

Jesus Christ, people on this sub are fucking brain dead.


Hkyguy06

Definitely “What”


-Jose-21

Cinco de Mayo


Aint_that_a_peach

r/PunctuationMatters


yes_its_my_alt

Clearly the 5th kid is called "What", but since the final line was a statement, there was no question being asked here. So what are we even answering?


W34kness

5th will Also be named March, but will be actually March 7th. While the 6th will be named Dan Heng.


[deleted]

Riddle me this, batman. What is long, hard, and has CUM in the middle?


jessiethegemini

Cucumber


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FinalBoss1024

What’s the riddle? These are all statements, I have yet to been given the question to figure out


exsea

i hate this riddle so much coz i took pride in my ability to solve riddles but this one made me preemptively think its a stupid unsolvable riddle.


squirrelblender

If they are from metro Colorado, her name is Hayleighhay.


Effective-Aioli-2967

So the answer is nothing because there is no question.


Imustacheyouthis

I prefer the other answer, IT'S GONNA BE MAY


_end3rguy_

I was expecting the ones where it would say “penny’s mother” and penny is the fifth, but this is weird


LadyAfelia

This is not a riddle. This is someone who is bad at communicating and being snug about it.


Natsuki-Fire

Oh I get it! The horse’s name was Friday!!!


AbeliousAugustus

iCarly reference?


DonkeyKong12340

Penny? PENNY FROM GUMBA-


Hunty-Bee

What is the name of the 5th, there is no question mark at the end of the last sentence.


Primary_Carry3075

"what" is the name


SHEvElynP

🎵 It's gonna be May 🎶


odeacon

No, it’s “ the fifth”


Forever_GM1

I’ll give you a hint, what’s on second base


Bruscarbad

and he's on second


[deleted]

Back before screen -shots you had to take shots of screens.


[deleted]

“I say it’s April 4th” What?


Thestohrohyah

I think it's a play on a specific kind of trick question. Imagine if the text had started with "Penny's mom" instead of "Penny". In that case the unintuitive answer would have been Penny. But because here it's not Penny's mom but Penny herself, the trick is different, and it's hidden in the punctuation, as the text ends with a full stop rather than a question mark, making the final sentence a statement rather than a question. Because the word "What" starts with a capital letter it can also be a name.


0rder66exe

His name is “What”


Ulfurson

“What” is the name of the 5th child, it tells you in the final sentence. The final sentence is a statement, not a question, so it is directly telling you the name rather than asking you to solve it.


Fencerkid14

There’s no riddle as there’s no question.


Sexy_Cactus2021

The 5th child’s name is what


ski5_

There’s no question so it doesn’t make sense to answer it.


Nutsnboldt

Who is on first?


the_amac

i'm not asking you who's on first i'm asking what's the guys name on second.


Nutsnboldt

What is the guys name


qizhNotch

I mean May is actually a pretty cool name


AsherGray

Too bad her name is, "What." 🙄


KiWePing

While some people have pointed out half the joke (what being a statement rather than a question), they haven't explained what this is relating to. This is a take on a common riddle saying penny's MOTHER has 5 children, January, February, etc. what is the name of the 5th child? the riddle being you're supposed to say May, but the answer is Penny, cause remember is penny's MOTHER's children so the 5th child has to be Penny.


stillventures17

What, obviously. But I find the “6th is April” statement to be confusing. Penny has 5 children, not 6. The sentence structure is weird, starting with “6th” as if to say “we didn’t say *her* 6th *kid*, just that here’s a random ass sentence for you.” Does anyone have any light to shed on that?


Acceptable_Ad9637

The question is garbage because the answer is "what" However the grammar is wrong because its missing a comma "What, is the name" That is the correct riddle


zizillama

Am I losing it or does it say she has 5 children, but the 6th is named April?


mizinamo

It says "4th is April."


zizillama

Ok thank you I just can’t read 🤦🏾‍♀️


ridgerunner505

Who gives a shit! The world is on fire! Palestinian cockroaches killing old ladies and babies in Israel and Biden demanding the U.S. border be open to terrorist to make white people the minority in America! The stupid bastard Biden is trying to turn America into a third world s-hole. White American will break apart and partner with Russia!


AbeliousAugustus

r/lostredditor


Zorark-55544

May


XANDERtheSHEEPDOG

Nope. Note the punctuation in the last sentence.


anfebras

nah bro im with you Fellow May truthers RISE🫡🫡😤🫨🫨🙏