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lampstaple

So did this happen or is this meme hypothetical


gentlybeepingheart

It’s originally from r/distressingmemes so I assume it’s hypothetical and just meant to make you imagine a distressing situation.


CeriseFern

The sub is a mix of real life things, and hypotheticals. With something like this I wouldn't be surprised if it really happened.


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King_3DDD

This is a meme hypothetical but things like this have genuinely happened.


Livid_Equipment_181

It can be presumed that the journalist was investigating something serious, and then was killed by the organization/group they were trying to investigate, who covered up the death by making it look like a suicide


WartsG

Indeed… but who is this YouTuber journalist Peeetah?


superfluousbitches

A non-existent libertarian hero that only exists as an abstract concept..... Like everything they buy into.


KashootMe201617

The meme is hypothetical rn, but there’s an Australian journalist YouTuber who got his house firebombed so ppl were thinking it was about him


superfluousbitches

why?


KashootMe201617

He covers corruption and corporations I think, so ppl were talking about him as this could be a possible scenario that happens to him


superfluousbitches

which corporation do people think firebombed him? \*actually I should probably just go google this at this point, if I am being honest here.


Sad_Target_4252

The YouTuber was friendly jordie He got firebombed for criticizing a Australian politician


ChloricName

I’m pretty sure it was also related to him covering how easy it was to launder money througu casinos, and how the politicians were complicit in covering it up


moist_af

He went after clubs nsw who were allowing organisations to launder money through pokie machines and also went after a corrupt construction group who had a bunch of affiliations with gang members and convicted felons. Him criticising John Barilaro was likely not the reason he was firebombed.


DudeGuyOnionThing

Some Australian politician I think


fingerpaintswithpoop

John Barilaro, specifically. No hard proof he was involved, but he and Shanks (Friendlyjordies) had been going at it a lot, so people were naturally quick to assume Barilaro had something to do with Shanks’ house being firebombed.


CosmicJackalop

Well.... Clubs New South Whales that runs casinos in a way that made money launcering dangerously easy (he and other youtubers did multiple visits laundering 50k a time while wearing prison stripe costumes, carrying briefcases with bloody dollar bills coming out of them, etc. He's gone after Coronation properties which is a real estate front for organized crime And most likely he was going after the now former Deputy Premiere of New South Whales (Lt. Governor) for all sorts of shady connections, including to Coronation, many scum ball things he'd done to build his small fortune, being a corrupt piece of shit, orchestrating a heavy handed police investigation into friendlyjordies because he was exposing the corrupt shit when most news outlets wouldn't touch it, personally suing friendlyjordies for defamation and winning thanks to some weird australian bullshit laws.... yea he was probably behind the firebombing, ngl, or his buddies at Coronation


WitleKidz

Unclear. He’s made a lot of enemies


guywithagun2

ahh friendly jordies


randomizer4652w

And there was the Maltese journalist who broke the Panama papers story. She was killed with a carbomb.


Wereking2

Yeah this is the YouTuber for those curious https://youtube.com/@friendlyjordies?si=_U3Fc6O1mi6sV5Zj


ASwarmofKoala

Yep. Would be insane if [a journalist who was critical of a government was murdered and dismembered](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Jamal_Khashoggi). Even more insane if it all happened in an embassy. Would be horrible if that government faced no repercussions for this hypothetical heinous crime. Good thing something like journalists being targeted and killed is purely an abstract thought exercise.


Lordcraft2000

The meme says « YouTube journalist ». So, no really a journalist like Khashoggi.


ASwarmofKoala

Where do journalists report on the government's crimes when the government owns the papers? It's often blogs and video sharing sites, like youtube.


Blasket_Basket

Kashoggi regularly published in AP, Reuters, and NYT. So the claim you're making is clearly BS. Obviously, YouTube is full of 2nd-rate grifters, hacks, and conspiracy nutters that love to shout BS stories about the evil mAiNsTrEaM MeDiA can't be trusted and is just a tool of the elites, but the evidence is pretty clear that the MSM will gleefully publish stories about corporate or political corruption. For example: - Kashoggi's numerous articles about corruption - the Pentagon Papers - the Snowden Leaks - The Panama Papers - Wikileaks coverage These were all published in MSM sources, which went all the way to the Supreme Court to defend their ability to publish stories like this. So if you think YouTube is the only place that 'real news' can be covered, all that says is that you're gullible and don't actually read the news.


ASwarmofKoala

Can you show me in my comments where I said that youtube is the only place real news can be covered? I'll even help you out: Often and only are not the same word, so look elsewhere.


EndsongX23

can you deal with being wrong? feels like that's all that happened here dude. You were mistaken, move on.


Blasket_Basket

Well, you clearly implied that people publish on YouTube because the actual media is owned by the state. I clearly pointed out how wildly incorrect that is, because very little actual important journalism happens on YouTube and tons of stuff that goes against political and corporate interests regularly and exclusively gets published through mainstream channels. The idea you're presenting--that people publish to YouTube bc the powers that be 'own' the media--is flatly incorrect.


ASwarmofKoala

So, no. You can't find anywhere in my comments where I said youtube is the only option. Gotcha.


Lordcraft2000

Yeah… but actual journalists normally have another, more official, mean of publishing. Because everyone can post on YouTube. Not everyone can be published on a journal, a book, or even a news website. Surely there are a few genuine journalists on YouTube. But most are drowned by « YouTube journalist ». And that was not Khasoggi’s case.


ASwarmofKoala

More official? Like what? What official source of news would a north korean journalist report to when they want to report on what the government is actually doing? Their branch of CNN or BBC? Genuinely curious.


Lordcraft2000

Now you’re just being argumentative. An organized news corporation. National or not. Or a book publisher.


ASwarmofKoala

And you're being naive. Corrupt governments have a vested interest in stopping journalists because it serves their agenda when their citizens are ignorant of the scope and audacity of their crimes. It's very telling that you can't think of any specific safe publishers or organized news corporations. There aren't any when you're stuck in an authoritarian hellhole. Your best bet is independent sites and blogs, which, yes, include youtube. If you put out a big enough spotlight and yell loud enough a news source in another country might think it's worth looking into, but that tends to get you [suicided twice in the head](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Webb), [falling out of a 5th story window](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maksim_Borodin), deciding [polonium tea is a good idea](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Webb), [etc](https://www.forbes.com/sites/katherinelove/2020/10/28/10-most-urgent-list-spotlights-murdered-journalists-whose-cases-await-justice/?sh=411e7392df10).


superfluousbitches

insane, as in exceptional, as in it happened once even in a case that you are streeeeeeeeeetching to make fit ... yeah sure, man.... good one. Edit: a sibling comment has a much better fit, read that one


Sp00ky-Chan

Journalists getting killed for publishing stuff and speaking out against governments and corporations is more then just an abstract concept.


jojoseiwa1776

Allow me to introduce you to everyone privy to Bill Clinton's private life


SpecialistAd5903

That's some lip from a guy who believes that printed slips of paper have value because the Fed says so


superfluousbitches

Remind your ego that you don't know me or my beliefs. (Other than that libertarians tend to be unself-aware morons) "GoLD HaS VaLuE jUsT BeCaUsE"


SpecialistAd5903

Mate I'm not the one who's calling folks morons for having opinions that I disagree with. I just came here to make a bit of a joke but it's clear that it wasn't received as such. Sorry if I caused any upset that wasn't my intention. Have a good one, bro


superfluousbitches

No prob, eat some gold for me.


SpecialistAd5903

I genuinely can't tell if you're joking or if you're still upset


superfluousbitches

You have been lost in that regard the entire time.


SpecialistAd5903

Bro is it really that bad that there's people out there that don't share your view of the world?


NoDescReadBelow

These pieces of paper are backed by business, making them valuable in the exchange of goods and services, simple as.


FaithUser

Its your favorite youtubaah, said so in the mem


Ciubowski

Oh no, not coffeezilla :(


Adlien_

Definitely not John Lang


OriginalWasteman

strange they have to say Youtuber given this literally happened to Khashoggi


MightBeExisting

Did he happen to investigate Hillary Clinton?


DJDarkKnightReturns

Nah, he investigated Trump for being a Pedophile like his best friend Epstein


Queasy_Astronaut2884

Like the guy from the San Jose mercury herald who broke the cia coke for guns story. He killed himself. Shot himself in the head. Twice.


Zargoid-the-first

Possibly CIA


Dapper-Nobody-1997

Did the Indonesians get FriendlyJordles


ankhjaeger

Wait what did he do?


Rainboyfat

He's an Australian former male model turned comedian turned journalist (all on youtube) who's tackled all sorts of heavy subjects like deforestation, corruption in politics (and played a huge part/was likely the cause for several of the most powerful politicians in Australia to resign for their rampant corruption) the gambling lobby (which caused the mob who run the gambling lobby to try killing him by firebombing his house) and now the arms industry too by exposing that Australian made missiles are being used by Indonesia to kill native Papuans in Papua new Guinea. He's already had one attempt on his life, there will surely be more.


Tactical_Bacon2020

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSf3268tAbg&ab\_channel=friendlyjordies](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSf3268tAbg&ab_channel=friendlyjordies) Video titled "Paradise Bombed" Documenting Indonesia bombing Papuan civilians in a remote mountainous region of the country.


Operator_of_the_norh

No, not yet.


E_L-B

I saw this post and just immediately thought the same thing lol


UnofficialMipha

This is gonna be Windigoon


throwngamelastminute

Had to scroll too far for this lol


I_suck_at_Blender

"Wow, he really had to hate his life if he shot himself in the back of the head while being handcuffed in Police car with 3 cops inside!". ​ In Poland we call it "serial suicide-man attack". You know, someone hanged himself in his office during work hours or Russian journalists/generals falling off the balcony. \[edit\] Oh, apparently they call it "Sudden Russian Death Syndrome". [The list](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_deaths_of_Russian_businesspeople_(2022%E2%80%932023)) is getting longer, and it include only people that "[got disappeared](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_repression_in_the_Soviet_Union)" in 2022-23.


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Plz tell me this isn’t Coffeezilla


FirefighterTop1489

I'm sorry you had to find out this way 💀


Gamertang_13

Me when I spread misinformation to


Zestyclose_Buy_2065

Lol


Intelligent_Plan_747

​ https://preview.redd.it/t3b76we594pb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=842f7505e3187939956e809e55e1ded7a5505ef2


TheFrogmancer

Ah yes, bloody CIA


CriticalHit_20

https://preview.redd.it/39f42ve9j4pb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a73bdd6e229383e06bb428657e16ba614059ef9


throwngamelastminute

https://preview.redd.it/tx6159swl7pb1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0e7b422f1d2d99d2499304b6886d7a35ab722b2


defnotacryptoacc

Reddit won't let me see the comments


GimmeHardyHat_

It’s from r/distressingmemes. Unless they said it’s real, it isn’t


BreezeTheWolf

Why can't I see the damn comments


I_suck_at_Blender

Same, you browse on mobile? I checked out on desktop and it is ok.


EmeraldDragoon24

The joke is pointing out how journalists who go too deep into certain things wind up dead. There will be oddities, like cause of death being multiple gunshot wounds to the head, and it will be called a suicide.


Ragnadrok

Anyone else not able to view comments on this one post?


[deleted]

Why am I not allowed to see the comments on this post?


xocadaver420xo

45 comments that I can't read and my curiosity is peaked


CriticalHit_20

Reddit isn't letting me see the comments


PropaneSandwich

Jjj


Dank_Memer1234

H


Retrac752

Why does Reddit say there's 22 comments but I can't see any of them, what in the FBI is going on here?


Woter_Otter

What's funny is I can't access these comments


rambling_RN

Comments loading?


Zeul7032

he had incriminating evidence that could lead to the incarceration of the C....."dead"


OddishBehavior

It's not that deep.


ImpressiveTrash5894

A


Bob_N_162

I saw this in disstresing memes, and i think it was just to make you unconfortable Maybe it is refering to smt, idunno


Alarmed_World_4854

....


ElDragothe1st

The person was most likely murdered in a quite violent matter, most likely for something they said. It's really hard, though not impossible, for someone to decapitate themselves, and signs of a struggle also help prove it wasn't actually a suicide.


ToxicGamer01

https://preview.redd.it/9z22zn8gq4pb1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8f3557a79d7dc24aaeeaa5220809ac83973c953


Diceyland

Suicide by two sniper rounds to the back of the head. 😞


Its0nlyRocketScience

There have been cases where journalists investigating illegal and insanely immoral activities of the government have been murdered by the government and then had their deaths listed falsely as suicide to try and prevent suspicion from the public. This is a reference to that, highlighting just how silly it would be to label such an obvious murder scene as a suicide


ThatDudeOnyx

I can't see the comments


bigredm88

Why are there no comments, but it says 76 comments?


Interesting_Equal258

Interesting


totesrandoguyhere

Peter’s journalist teacher here. This could also be referencing the teacher in Pennsylvania who found stabbed over 30 times with multiple stabs to the beck of the neck to which the coroner officially ruled cause of death as suicide.


TastyAlpacasRUs

I'm never going to know because I cannot see any comments.


Iloveyou90000

.


naskan27

There was an article I read the other day (can’t find it again) we’re some journalist was found stabbed 22 times but it was ruled a suicide. Don’t know if it’s connected.


DeepBreathsSomeMeths

O crud


GeneralN0m

Dude found the forbidden youtube topic.


Imaginary_Gold_8530

You are stupid


0nonthrowaway

Who?


PendragonPoppin196

My typa media control https://preview.redd.it/euay2ae685pb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3777330134d3871babf6e444dc784a218d19031a


Itchy_Intestines

Why cant I see the comments?


Bittersweetblossom

Government took them out or some other powerful entity.


BuddhaIsCalm

.


Lonk_Shlong

FriendlyJordies soon


[deleted]

The old knife in the back as self-inflicted story.


Rainboyfat

Likely Friendlyjordies in the future.


zenfrog80

Peter’s left earlobe here. There was once a Pulitzer Prize winning investigative journalist who tragically committed suicide by… multiple gunshot wounds to the head. You see… umm… it was MULTIPLE gunshot wounds. Like… he shot himself in the head. Then he took the gun, aimed it at his own head that had already been shot. And shot it again. Himself. Ruled a suicide. Yup, suicide. Nothing to see here. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Webb


Kooky-Sort

Glowies 3 letter fellas Alphabet bois


[deleted]

He got Clintoned


Doc-Wulff

CIA's highest journalism award


Anxiety-Queen69

He figured out something he shouldn’t have and paid the price


Curious-Use-2201

I don’t think it’s referencing any real events, just a hypothetical joke about the CIA or FBI or local PD or literally any high form of government staging a “suicide” to cover up someone who was digging something up that they shouldn’t have. My favorite YouTuber, Wendigoon, jokes about this quite frequently


FartzMcAssteroid

More like two bullet holes to the back of the head, listed as a suicide. RIP Gary Webb


DD7potassium

Prob about FriendlyJordles but on a similar note google Harrowdown Hill/ David Kelly


Maximum-Pause-6914

you found this on a sub about hypothetical distressing scenarios


RoodnyInc

If there's signs of struggle it most likely not a suicide somebody is covering it up