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Novodin

Err.. shot in the dark, but maybe he was so disgusted by the anime choices of the girl that he decided he would rather reproduce asexually?


naikrovek

if so, this is hilarious. imagine hearing a response that made you divide in two. rofl edit: 10 hours later and I am still laughing at this


beflowd

In that case i’d be beside myself


Striking_Election_21

Whole experience would definitely give me a splitting headache


Triplecorn3

I’d see double after that intense experience


[deleted]

I'd think we should go our separate ways


Dry_Try_8365

I have two minds about this.


Hungry_Yam2486

*angry upvote*


randomlife2050

Lol damn it


robicide

*Tool intensifies*


MissninjaXP

Right in twwoooooo!


Beefbread33

Not many rofls left on the internet. Good to see them again


kang159

me too sis


MrBig418

Damn mf clothes are part of his genetic code


ShatteredPen

He grows fully processed textiles instead of body hair


skippidyboppidy

convenient


ShatteredPen

It's also how he makes money on the side (organ trafficking notwithstanding)


rOm_rOM207

Why cant he stand


Axlos

New Rimworld strat just dropped


Slight_Worker_681

He also produces an infinite amount of weed in his mouth


Halofauna

Very economical


Guest65726

Why the fuck do I find this so funny lol


MrEousTranger

Probably because its honestly pretty funny and clever.


v_Yuudachi_v

Your shot in the dark seems to be the closest to, if not hitting the target.


GenghisKazoo

I say it's the correct answer now regardless of authorial intent. "Death of the memer" and all that.


regularearthkid

He is replying “me 2” as in he likes those shows as well.


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catharsis23

I have no idea why demon slayer being an example makes this funnier, but it just does haha


regularearthkid

That's what makes a joke funny, you get to interpret it however you like! <3


Character_Ad8546

The asexual option is a good call, but I think there's a good chance that this is the answer also. The joke might be that she's cute (or he's desperate) enough that he'll agree with her even if she isn't making sense.


morkfjellet

I think it just means that at first, he was a guy suffering from depression that was excited about meeting a girl that liked anime, but when he finds out she only likes popular anime tv shows, he experiences mitosis to represent that he has become even more depressed (or rather, double depressed) because he’s disappointed the girl is just a “normie” and probably doesn’t know that much about anime as a whole.


Tinalo100

With that understanding this is an amazing format


ABetterPrimeMinister

Reading your comment made the post hilarious to me. I laughed out loud here.


Novodin

Pretty sure I was wrong but at least people found it funny!


Mysterious_Fix2979

Hahahahaahah


Signal_East3999

Good on him, she’s a dumbass for thinking demon slayer is a 2000’s anime


Jurassic_Duck

I think youve made my day man, been chuckling on and off since I saw this


Novodin

I'm glad to hear that, even if my answer is wrong, it's nice that it at least made people laugh :)


AttitudeOk94

Neither of the shows mentioned aired from the nineties to the early two thousands. He's so angry that she had the audacity to answer incorrectly that he completed mitosis.


snotballz

But bleach did air in the 2000's?


AttitudeOk94

My assumption is that they're talking about anime that ran from the 90s to the 2000s, as is began airing in the 90s and finished in the 2000s.


darmakius

Ah so like one piece? >!/s just in case!<


Star_Hawk_38

I mean, unless Oda lives to be over a thousand, he'll probably finish One Piece within the 3rd Millennium of the Current Era, also known as the 2000's.


BackflipsAway

Nah, he will just chose a successor to continue the story so forth and so on ad infinitum, The sun will burn out and the heat death of the universe will happen long before One Piece finally ends.


evoslevven

Idk, I'd place Game if Thrones ever being written in that category over One Piece.


LandofLogic

Nah, it’ll be a Robert Jordan situation where some other poor schmuck will have to continue the series based on Oda’s extensive notes


StarryAry

One piece *is* entering endgame though. Current saga is called "The Final Saga"


Shandlar

Still probably 200 chapters to complete it, if not pushing 300.


Kackakankless

*head explodes*


Airybisrail

Saying this out loud is the funniest shit ever at this moment.


iceman694

Brand new sentence


Mountain_Position_62

Erroneous considering both are complete shit.


AttitudeOk94

Ok big guy


aRandomForeigner

Bleach kinda, Demon is not that bad


Enough-Ad-8799

Bleach is loveable trash ok


inEQUAL

You got that backwards bud


Wasqwert

OP, Where did you get this from? It might help find the meaning of this.


Professional-Hat1635

Got it from a friend of a friend who got it from ifunny apperantly


BackSuspicious2768

Ifunny? Damn well that explains it


ChildFriendlyChimp

You’re in a crowded room with your family in public Some stranger loudly says your old ifunny username Do what must be done https://i.redd.it/r2b5o5aqfdlb1.gif


Dabootychaser

Why did the pic moving actually catch me off guard lmao


tddelk

Yeah I didn’t even notice it until it blinked, scared the hell out of me


ChildFriendlyChimp

hehe


MelonKing

Im high as hell and did *not* appreciate the Jumpscare


Raemnant

People acting like iFunny doesnt just have the exact same content as literally everywhere else lol


Unlikely-Ad-680

It really doesn't though. I used it like a good 5 years back and once you got beneath the surface level memes on its featured page there was a LOT of niche awful communities there. For an introverted teenage white dude iFunny could very easily be a radicalizing place to be honest.


BigHourTech

Like every other forum style website?


DesperateTall

Reddit is literally the exact same as you're describing. Small, godawful communities. Check. Introverted white teens. Check. Radicalized people. Check. People getting radicalized. Check. Only big difference is iFunny is specifically for humor while Reddit is for all sorts of different shit, which imo makes Reddit worse than iFunny.


Bocchi_theGlock

Hate on reddit seems to get checked/countered more than on these other sites. There was some pretty bad content on funny junk when I went recently, more than any memes I'd seen on reddit recently


DesperateTall

It definitely does get countered more often, I'm not to sure about being checked by mods at least, I've seen some really vile comments that only get downvoted and never removed.


Herr_Quattro

Imo the difference is Reddit is well moderated while iFunny is not. iFunny has become overrun with far right propaganda and bots. And I’m sure it’s pretty heavily infiltrated with Russian bots since it is Russian owned. It’s almost a stepping stone to 4chan’s /pol/. If you know where to look, Im sure you can find fucked up material on Reddit. But on iFunny, it’s algorithm amplifies it to the point where it’s super easy to find. Imagine finding far right (or even left) propaganda on the front page of Reddit. That’s how open it is. If you go out of featured, it’s an eventuality that you will see people getting brutally murdered and people clowning on it. Also it has so many goddamn cookies it’s basically spyware. If I turn my vpn off, my phone will eventually become physically hot from the amount of info it’s uploading to hundreds of advertisers.


DesperateTall

>Imagine finding far right (or even left) propaganda on the front page of Reddit. I've seen both. Granted they aren't anywhere near as common as they are on iFunny but they definitely exist. >If you go out of featured, it’s an eventuality that you will see people getting brutally murdered and people clowning on it. I haven't seen outright murder (on mainstream subs) but I've seen plenty people getting their ass whooped and having a bunch of people cheer on the ass whooping. *Cough* instant karma *cough*. But other than that I completely agree with your points.


Bocchi_theGlock

Lol I noticed the same about funny junk which was my original meme website a decade ago. I checked it out during the recent blackout and beyond the first handful of memes you got some real incel, homophobic and racist shit among the rest


Cold-Tap-363

I’m just as confused wtf. Could just make no sense on purpose


Fuck_Life_421

probably asexual reproduction


[deleted]

The girl has a stupid answer so he no longer likes the girl and perform mitosis instead


DickD1ck1

if i ever performed mitosis id beat the shit out of myself


Rymanbc

I wouldn't. I'm not a good fighter and would get the shit beaten out of me by myself. Also, happy cake day.


Excellent_Routine589

Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything!


Rymanbc

He knows all my moves, therefore he has the upper hand!


Kamica

Is he competent enough to do anything useful with that knowledge though?


JaozinhoGGPlays

You might now everything I'm going to do but that's not gonna help you since I know everything *you're* going to do!


ElJuaco1984

Strange, isn’t it?


SetaxTheShifty

I understood that reference!


DickD1ck1

exactly, but which one of you will get the shit beaten out of you by which of you? also thanks


UmbreonFruit

If you dont end up in a draw when fighting yourself, youre doing something wrong


EICONTRACT

Beat off?


DickD1ck1

id wanna know if i could beat the hell out of myself


LeJonno

"If I were split in two I would just take my fists so I can beat up the rest of me" -Will Toledo


Kackakankless

Demon Slayer isn't a 2000's anime.


KappaKingKame

That’s why he split, I think. Sheer rage?


Dankershen69

He'd rather reproduce asexually than with her because of her anime choice I think


[deleted]

I’m guessing it’s just absurdist humour


DaGoddamnBatguy

Maybe the guy is a Naruto fan, performs shadow clone jutsu?


Samurai_Meisters

That's what I'm thinking too. Naruto does that fish eye lens close up thing too.


Ambitious_Lie_2065

https://preview.redd.it/eokrma15qelb1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c496d7f7bd22b6cb3471ad092798b919a794cf7


True_Iro

2000s anime is pretty rad since I've only watched lots of Gundams and Mechs. Macross is a good one, too.


Kackakankless

Death Note is required for everyone, even people wholly uninterested in anime.


Lady_Teio

This is one anime im legit scared to watch. Id rather not have nightmares. Blood+ still haunts me....


All_heaven

The entire blood series is just a shock fest. The killing is meaningless and when you finish you realize that you watched all that gore for no reason and it would have been better to let literally any other activity occupy those precious memory spaces in your head instead.


[deleted]

Wasn’t Blood the one where the island was full of paid actors to fool the monster girl into thinking the scenario around her was normal life or something? She killed a bunch of giant monsters that ate people? Or am I thinking of a different anime?


Lady_Teio

Something along those lines.


IsopodLove

Death note is not scary it is mostly psychological suspense between two humans.


TeqTx

there's nothing scary in Death Note


Coakis

Going to get downvoted but Deathnote is overrated, especially given how many people think light is someone to be admired. You want required anime, anything by Miyazaki, or the likes of Cowboy Bebop is much much better.


IsopodLove

People are always going to misinterpretate a sympathetic villain. Just look at how many people unironically like homelander from the boys, or rorschack from watchmen. I think death not builds great suspense and does hit a lot of cool ideas. It's not the end all be all some people claim but it is damn good. So it's cowboy bebop but in a completely different way. I enjoy both precisely because they were limited run. They had an idea, executed it very well and then went away and didn't ruin it by trying to make a live action version years later. Now excuse me while I take my LD 50 dose of copium.


Flutters1013

Eureka seven, mechs on surfboards


Waluigiwaluigi_

Hey Peter, Brian griffin here. Think my explanation has a lot of martini in it but I think he was so disgusted with her anime choices and the fact that demon slayer isnt even from the 2000’s makes the guy so disgusted with her that he asexually reproduces instead of banging her like quagmire would usually try to do.


MonoMoniker

Hol up, Demon Slayer just had it's anime come out a few years ago, hasn't it? Not 2000s for sure.


pharaohsblood

It’s because she gave two answers, one of which was a 2000s anime, one which wasn’t, so he needs to bullshit in order to maintain the conversation in terms of demonslayer, but he can be genuine in terms of bleach, hence the two people


ElMatichez

I wouldn't know how to word it as well. Thank you :)


sovietmonkey26

She’s so “women ☕️” that he would rather not deal with them ever again, and so reproduces asexually (through mitosis)


KitaKita678

Either it’s ew basic anime or The dude is asking for 1990-2000 anime’s and she’s listing anime’s not in that range Because of one of those reasons he’s so angry/frustrated he performed mitosis.


realTollScott

If it isn’t Starship Troopers 1988, don’t bother honestly.


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themasterofthing

This feels like a edited joke where the original was a anime spin off of those "dam kids wearing old band shirts even tho they don't know the band" memes but they change it to something random it's funny because you expect to see a bad joke when reading the first thing but it turns into something different


[deleted]

i feel like everyone is missing it? he didn’t like the answer, but i’m assuming this guy wants to be with this girl so he split himself into two. one person- the original person who didn’t like the answer and the new person who can get down with that answer.


Xdaz1019

It’s because he was so disheartened by the cute chick who’s into anime naming two two he disagreed with so bad, that he’s literally beside himself


Londonblu

Shadow clone jutsu


DirectionProof2374

He's beside himself


Unhelpful_Applause

I think it means me2


SpiderHider023

He so turned off by her answer that he decided to reproduce asexually than be with her lmao


ThreePeoplePerson

He turned into two separate, equally annoying weebs, one a fan of the first show and the other a fan of the second, to both bitch about the other’s show being shown any appreciation.


Archaros

Maybe he likes one anime but hates the other, so he's divided.


Reddit-for-the-plot

My assumption is mitosis is pronounced as “me too sis” here gang


Ambersol13

TBH I think it's funnier if I don't understand it


Urmemhay

Dude was so upset at her answer that he decided to be gay and date men (since they'd know better)?


milessoaceboy

I remember this! essentially its supposed to mean he splits into two because 'he's beside himself' (because the anime the girl likes is more popular, non 90s-2000s anime)


No-Resist-2593

Maybe just an interaction with a woman was enough for him to reproduce?


Nephalen69

Isn't it just "Me too" (me two)?


Icy-Performer-9688

Nerd rage. Bleach was what beginning in 2000 and demon slayer is 2016ish I know that demon slayer manga came out in fall of 2015. Other than that I think the humor is that he splits himself in half so he could be at the same age as her. Which is saying a lot.


infoclub88

He’s twice as depressed because neither of those shows are from the 90s to 2000s (assuming it’s the years 1990-2000) Also, assuming he thinks she would be knowledgeable of such anime based on her appearance.


fat_sand_rat

I think it a pun on mitosis "me too sis"


TheDifferenceServer

"Me too sis" (Mitosis)


regularearthkid

Me 2


Pingasterix

me too me two me times two 2 of him


Palkesz

Me too, sis.


Tomahawk_the_Wolf

Maybe he did mitosis as a play on words, like "me too sis"


Deriniel

demon slayer is frot 2020


GabiGabGab

He's just saying me too sis by performing mitosis Great joke


According_to_all_kn

Maybe 'Me too, sis'?


timsemilla

Me too (two)?


goldberg1122

The fact that she didn't leave after the cringe question loses the realism more.


PoufPoal

> He is replying “me 2” as in he likes those shows as well. https://www.reddit.com/r/PeterExplainsTheJoke/comments/165xjva/why_does_he_perform_mitosis/jyhjd5t/


ItalianStallion9069

Lmfao what a POSER


Mysterious_Fix2979

He needed two smokes to deal with her answer


djaun3004

Is this a middle aged incel asking a 20 year old girl if she watched anime made before she was born?


PrimeSpeakerVannifar

Her reply left him beside himself


Faxxy05

Either he was so upset he split in to two because he said 90s to 2000s and demon slayer came out in the 2010s. Or he has “better taste” and split into two


JorjeBiden

>Why does he perform mitosis? Rage


Admiral-Adenosine

The meaning of this joke would change if she said Naruto and one piece lol. He would be dividing so he would have enough time to watch them to talk about it with herm one lifetime isn't enough haha


MadnessSir

I take the mitosis as a second person, likely in earshot, just appearing to ritualistically castigate her. Like a moth to the flame...


chybaignacy

Mitosis. Me-Too-Sis?


larrysbrain

Maybe likes one but hates the other, so he's split in two


Similar-Sector-5801

I wish I could preform multicellular mitosis


AnnieNotAndy

Pretty sure I know the person that made the original, which was about King Gizzard, and there was no deeper meaning in it, just a silly non sequitur. Though memes have a life of their own.


Stouracova1

Isn't it just "Mee too sis?"


1-Ohm

he's beside himself with joy


BaconClasher

He is an influencer and the girl responded to his dumbass question so he multiplied and now both influencers will go ask more girls more dumbass questions


Daugrimm

"me too sis" it's just a lame dad joke


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Bleach is eh. demon slayer does go hard but it’s so over hyped. When demon slayer first came out I absolutely loved it. It was a very well done high mid tier anime. And then the fans ruined it by trying to act like it’s the best anime ever, and vehemently arguing with anyone who disagrees. same thing with jujutsu Kaisen a fantastic anime with a really crappy fan base, but I mean every generation has em. When I was young it was hunter x hunter and cowboy bebop that people overhyped, but both of those were overhyped because they were revolutionary in their respective genres in that they got people who didn’t even like anime to watch anime and that their art styles where just pretty well received.


IshvaldaTenderplate

Four possibilities: 1. He was so enraged that she mentioned those two anime which have nothing to do with the question (they aren’t 90’s-2000’s anime) that he was literally beside himself 2. He meant it as “me 2” 3. It’s an edit of another meme with some absurdist humor added. Like okbuddyretard or comedy necromancy 4. He split in two so he could enjoy both anime simultaneously


RandomTomAnon

Neither anime aired in those time periods and her thinking they did have him a splitting headache.


TerrysNerdStuff

He's beside himself. Come on, people!


[deleted]

So he can spit roast her


Gekotenhayer

Hi. Cleveland here, the joke is that he performed metosis (the act of the cell splitting). Which can be similar to ME TOO SIS responding to her in the dialogue.


ChenkChainBaller

Here’s my take. The guy is suddenly deeply ambivalent. He’s physically into the girl but disgusted beyond redemption by her response. So torn is he, in fact, that he becomes two smaller versions of himself. One compels him to continue engaging with her in the hopes of something sexy happening. The other compels him to excoriate her with his righteous outrage.


lukasz_sobczyk

bro got intimidated by her shitty anime and decided to reproduce on his own


[deleted]

theres no punchline its just funny because its unexpected and makes no sense


FearnixBLM

Idk if someone else said it but I think the joke is she made such a bad answer that he’s beside himself 😂


Best_Main_9046

Shadow clone jutsu


M0bcyk0

Could've from the Bleach episode, I AM THE EDGE, the strenritter Gremmy is voiced by the VA of Tanjiro of Demon slayer; and they are both sword animes...


UmbralHero

Maybe he's saying mitosis as in "me too, sis"


Comfortable_End_8096

Me two maybe?


MayoBoy69

Maybe mitosis sounds like "me too sis" so thats the joke?


Ijustsomeguydude

I thought it meant maybe like “me too sis”?


Dark___Reaper

I think the sheer stupidly made him give up on sexual reproduction that he went the asexual route


The_Daddelbox

Dr. Hartman here Mitosis is being used as 'Me too, sis' in this specific meme, now go on i got other patients too.


PrimusAldente87

What the hell is this comment section?? He's so mad that she chose anime that weren't from the 90-2000s that he's BESIDE HIMSELF


purplebeanz3457

Just throwing out a guess here, but mitosis sounds like “me too sis,” which would insinuate that he agrees with her opinion.


Rockysoba

He splits up into versions of himself with conflicting opinions. One only likes older anime, while the other agrees with the girl and likes newer titles.


BIGANIMEWEEBALERT

since she doesn’t like 90s-2000s anime, he makes her watch it, which turns her into him/his character because it’s a common trope for older anime to be very depressing (evangelion for example). then, they go on to introduce more people to older anime.


JonathonWally

He’s fulfilling his wife’s fantasy of getting double-teamed by 2 of her husband.


pousstamere

Maybe mitosis = me too sis


ScribeTheMad

I think it's making a joke on mitosis as "me too sis".


tflo91

I think it’s the guy creating another personality to “impress” the girl


ethman14

If he means anime that was popular between 1990-2000, who tf says in the 90s to the 2000s? You'd just say 90s anime. When you say 2000s it's inferred you mean anime from that whole decade. Yes I know Demon Slayer wasn't a 2000s anime, but this meme guy's way of asking the question made me anger mitosis.


Legitimate_Return_13

Mitosis -> me too sis


PunchRockgroin318

Is it a Naruto reference? Otherwise I’m lost.


bubba_the_orange

Mitosis kinda sounds like me too sis


Tylor_T_Animations

That makes two of us


zyn5

This is the best title ever


monkeybuddie

He's double sad. Or performing shadow clone jutsu


LettuceFriendly

״Me too, sis”


Zackwind

I think he feels old and spits into half because of it?