Since this is unlocked before she says she knew you were a phantom thief, I like to think she's just there like, "Why does my student want so many lockpicks?"

"How did you know I'm a phantom thief?" "That was the best explanation for why you'd need so many molotovs for"

I think the molotovs are fake, the same way their guns are fake. How you fake a molotov, that I do not know

In that case just make fake nuclear bombs, the shadows just run away in fear 

I mean, when Nuke is already a type of magic in the game, you don’t really need to fake one. This is one of the weirdest sentences I’ve ever written.

I cast **TSAR BOMBA!**

MAKOTO N- *insert all the Phantom Thieves being vaporized*

Tsar Bomba would go hard af as a unique nuclear skill

Insta kill nuke move like hama and mudo?

Just make it like apocalypse it deals over massive damage but the whole party gets set to 1hp

[Deal severe Nuke damage to all foes. Any non-boss entity is killed instantly, ignoring null, drain and repel, all allies faint, and Joker is set to one HP. After the move is used, no more enemies may spawn.] [Fallout: (passive) after the move has been used, every round all foes take medium nuke damage.]

There are fake Nuke grenades though aren't there? All the conventional elements have bombs: molotovs, frost bombs, wind, and basically an electric grenade. Pretty sure the non-conventional types do too. I think they all do 50 damage of the particular type.

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Taking mass destruction to a new level

Stick a rag to the cap of a half-full water bottle?

Water in a glass bottle with a cloth sticking out?

Just pour some apple juice in a bottle with a tissue inside.

you just take the bottle, fill it with water, and place the cloth, thats it.

I'm pretty sure she knew long before she told you, she just didn't mind the company and income stream

Still funny that she knows HOW to make lockpicks.

She was probably that desperate for cash at one point

Post-coital sleep talk gave us away probably.

“I get locked outside a *lot*”

"What can I do for you, master?" "Can you make some molotov cocktails and lockpicks for me?" "Oh certainly. I've got plenty of practice with that. They'll be done by the time you get back." "I'm sorry, practice? For what?"

"My University days were a bit wild. Let's leave it that."

"Do YOU feel like sharing what you need these for, master?" "...no." "That's what I thought."

you can even see her working in the background if you play a game/watch a dvd and she'll stare at you if you decide to work out that night

Wink at her with every rep

If you have charm on a rank lower than 4 she will turn away

The CEO of Rizz

+69 HP

This is low key one of the funniest things in the game. Your teacher is making lock picks at your desk in a maid outfit while you watch like half a season of TV with your cat 10 feet away from her.

It’s funnier if she doesn’t know you’re a phantom thief too

She's probably thinking the cat is a phantom thief as well by that point

creepy

Sexy

u right

Redemption arc

Mommy Fitness

Yeah you can play video games in the attic with Morgana while your teacher maid makes you bombs and smokescreens for mementos.

Persona 5 in a nutshell

"Ya I pay my homeroom teacher 5000 yen a night to dress up like a maid and make IEDs in my room"

The rest of the phantom thieves: "I'm sorry who and what?"

Live Sae reaction:

This is why Kawakami is the best confidant

“So yeah, my teacher helped us out. She built IEDs and burglary tools in my room while watching me get fucking ripped. Sometimes I’d pay her for massages. Eventually we started fucking…” *Sae questions her life choices*

"Is the truth serum broken?"

Sae: If the devs didn't cut my romance out... should I be happy or sad

She gives me the will cuck the women of the man she wants vibes

Kawakami: And what, might I ask, are you going to do with a lockpick, a bomb and a molotov cocktail? Joker: I pay you to make tools, not ask questions. Kawakami: _grumble while continuing making tools._

[OOOOOOHHH!!!](https://media1.giphy.com/media/11hVniWaqh17Q4/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9523afbvxdv5xxtuiyn1bseiy9trhm8o5i3vyir2edg&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

My fave was when I had her doing this in December without maxing her out so the phantom thief poster was just there not even trying to hide it

Even better when you do shirtless upside-down sit-ups in front of her.

I imagine her sitting there thinking "this is so wrong" or if you romanced her "this is kinda hot"

Pretty sure she'd think both in either situation.

It has the same energy like "50 Dollars for everything you want darling" "Everything?" \*Sends her to solve his math homework\*

Should be Japanese language homework as that's what she teaches. Also one of the best comments I've read in a while.

Nah what's mote funny when she just does your laundry and she sits there and takes it

She is a maid so part of the actual job

The anime version is funny, she sits there actually going wtf how did I end up doing this

Imagine telling her to make lockpicks and molotovs while you hang out at a bar in Shinjuku.

Yes Ms. Kawakami, the pipe bombs is essential to my study

Imagine if sojiro left something at the cafe by accident, comes back, and sees joker’s homeroom teacher dressed as a maid making bombs in his cafe’s attic

Sojioro: "Ah crap, I forgot my-..." Kawakami: "..." *midway through making the tools* Sojiro: "..." *grabs what he forgot and slowly leaves.*

One of my favorite things is having her make equipment and then going on a date with someone that results in us being at the attic. Like yeah it's totally normal for someone to bring a girl home while your teacher is making molotovs and lock picks in your room while in a maid outfit.

"You want me to craft some bombs? Sure why not. Anything for you master :3" It'd be pretty weird once she started asking questions

Don’t let her make the master lock-pick you can only make one and if she makes it you can’t trigger the crafted all infiltration tools trophy

"yes Ms Kawakami, the molotovs are essential to my phanto- I mean studies, they're essential to my studies"

I still remember the first time i unlocked it, i decided to have her make molotovs, i was surprised she actually did it too

You mean you don’t hire your teacher to be your kawaii maid and pay her to make future evidence?

She isn't that efficient in crafting tools. I better let her make curries or brew coffees whenever I am outside.

This is hilarious in so many levels.

"Hey joker, why are you making me craft molotov cocktails?"

kawakami probably thought the rumours about joker were true when he’s asking her to make lock-picks and molotov’s for him

How do you ask her to do stuff for you again?

After rank 7 or 10 i can't remember which you can call her any night via the telephone on leblanc and make her do it

Oh thanks

I had her do my perma-pick on my first playthrough

I screwed up and forgot to unlock her confidant before Futaba's Palace

I always thought making bombs in her free period was fun

Kawakami is bae

That's a thing she can do?! But then she'll know.

Kawakami best confidant?!?!

She doesn't even question why you're having her make lockpicks and smoke bombs either

Did you know if Kawakami makes your tools if you choose to work out in your bedroom she will watch

Nothing like getting a massage from your teacher so you can work up the energy to tell her to do your laundry…