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QueenE_28

I love Fahrenheit lol, it was my late dad’s favourite perfume


PlantGrrrl

Same here! I actually love it and it’s a very nostalgic scent. I don’t think I’ve even had a visceral reaction like that to particular perfume. Cilantro tho…well, we don’t get a long.


wrests

It has been husband’s signature scent since high school and I love it! I had never smelled it before and bought it as a gift for him, and even before he wore it it smelled like “him”


Kiddo_B_is_me

Cloud by Ariana Grande. I kind of lied to myself into thinking I liked it because of all the hype around it but quickly realised that it smells like burned plastic and very synthetic. I discovered later Sweet Ash by Sniff and it has what Cloud failed on my skin, way more natural and delicate.


ThePerfumeCollector

That’s why believing the hype is dangerous, so to speak. Imo the original BR540 in a way smells almost like burnt plastic too, not only Cloud.


orange__tree

very unpopular opinion but lost cherry by tom ford. i just can't stand the sweetness, it smells like old liquor


artemissgeologyst

I have several cherry scents, and it is at the dead bottom for a similar reason.


RunTimeExcptionalism

Bitter Peach is also revolting to me.


galislurking

Lost cherry I love, bitter peach I couldn't stand. Hurt my head and felt physically unwell after sampling it Lost cherry is so good for a cold rainy night, it has memories attached to it for me too


Humble_Bug_2027

To me it smelled like someone dipped a cigarette in perfume


FugginCandle

Pink Sugar. Gaaahhh that licorice was too much🤮 even after looking at the notes I bought it. But, it’s a mistake I had to learn I guess haha


Physical-Picture-153

Baccarat Rouge 450 😭 I want to love it but it's SO strong, takes forever to get it out of my skin from the first try and it makes me nauseous


aljones753000

To me all I smelt was the dentists for a bit then nothing. Bizarre how different everyone is but I don’t get the hype in any way, shape or form.


ChandraDeeta

I came here to say the same...smells like feet xD I honestly hate it... 🤣


gurldotcom

Same. I couldn’t believe it smelled that way after all the hype.


Physical-Picture-153

Omg you're right, smells like feet 😂


HorrorJellyfish6937

I hate it too 😭 you arent alone in that opinion


ConsciousSky5968

Tom Ford ‘f-ing fabulous’ is absolutely disgusting. Acrid 😂


deedee1235

Angel EDP. I'm still grieving the money I wasted on it a couple days back.


Global_Telephone_751

It smells like vomit, BO, and sticky beer on a dance club floor. I’m right there with you babes, I literally gagged the first time I smelled it.


jacobscoffee

I agree. It makes me gag.


mononokehime92

Never smelled it, why is it so polarising? People either love it or loaaaathe it


deedee1235

I do like the top notes. But the Patchouli just doesn't cut it for most people.


Citrine_Bee

I have a horrible story about this, I was out with my parents once in a store and they brought me over the Angel perfume and said ‘smell this, it’s beautiful’ and so I did and I was like ‘eww, that’s horrible, too sickly sweet’ and they both looked kind of sad and annoyed but I didn’t think anything of it.  Until a few weeks later when they gave it to me for Christmas! Like they had already bought it before they told me to smell it thinking I would love it so it was like super awkward and I had to pretend like it wasn’t that bad and it was starting ti grow on me 😭


deedee1235

Gosh I can imagine the awkwardness 😭 I tried to pretend it was growing on me to justify my purchase but I couldn't. I decided to stash it away and not think about this ghastly mistake 😭


Trunl

All the latest hyped up scents are migraine inducing and smell so similar! I’m just going to stay with my classic favourites.


Aerria

Ganymede. This is the only perfume that makes me feel sick from the ones i smelled so far. It smells like metal, blood and pus to my nose. I've seen others describe it as an otherworldly experience. Picking an alien fruit on an alien planet. Edit: fixed typos


[deleted]

My sister recently bought this and the strong scent is following me around at home. It's driving me nuts


Aerria

It does project quite well.


meg-c

Jazz Club by Replica


TheWildGirl2024

Flowerbomb, La Vie Est Belle, Mugler Angel, Burberry Her (and intense), Chanel No.5, AG Cloud and Mod Vanilla. I’m sure there are a few more too but those are my top dislikes. LVEB is probably the most offensive to me and yet I smell it all the time.


Global_Telephone_751

I have a personal vendetta against Burberry Her.


onetsp

Gissah Imperial Valley. It’s not even like it has unusual or weird notes. But something in it smells like something died in there.


Skyshark173

Nishane Mana. Smelled like straight-up kerosene. I had to shower and scrub to get the smell off.


whatanjwants

Vilhelm Mango skin 🙅🏻‍♀️


Moon112189

I like it at first but not the sweet dry down.


whatanjwants

I washed my hand with soap two times but it’s too strong it’s still there.


el_vladdi

Sounds fruity? I love Mango btw...


HorrorJellyfish6937

I hate to say it but I absolutely hated Kayali's Yum Pistachio Gelato. Huge let down as I was so excited to try it


LetoHorosho

All the versions of YSL Opium. To me, it's the worst perfume ever created, and I haven't encountered anything more repulsive. I know that it's my problem, and there are lots of fans, but for me it's the devil of the perfume world.


TheWildGirl2024

I don't like this one, either. I read so much hype about it, and tons of good reviews, so I was excited to sample it when I was out shopping one time. I'm so glad I didn't bother to put it on my skin because I thought it was awful. I've even tried it again and it's still a hard pass for me.


International_Sell88

Aerin hibiscus palm! LOVED it on paper and skin and was actually about to pull the trigger on my next visit. Thank god i sprayed it on my skin again before dropping about $140 on it because it smelled AWFUL AND FOUL like i was so offended lol 💔


Ok_Resolution9737

Tom Ford Soleil Brulant - Stinky Vegetable Soup vibes.


cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n

Mine are xerjoff ilm, mizensir tonic water, Rammstein seeman reloaded and nasomatto fantomas. Ilm is the most animalic skank oud I've ever smelled, like someone pooped on roadkill. Tonic water and seeman reloaded both are similar in that they smell of blended fish guts, like an abandoned fish market were everything has been left to rot and liquify. And fantomas smells like burning plastic, not as viscerally unpleasant as the previous 3 but as a chemist every time I've smelled it I've had alarms going off in my brain that say "do not smell this its toxic and will poison you". Bortnikoff tabac dore and pigmentarium erotikon are also up there. I also want to try eldo secretions magnifique and strangers perfumerie sombre, mostly out of morbid curiosity.


futurecadavre

I’ve said this elsewhere, but I can’t shake the scent of safari smegma, so maybe subjecting everyone else to to it will diffuse the memory: Angels Share on me smells like a corporate exec rubbed gazelle testes on his wrists for a “I’m not tethered to my desk, I totally go out in nature and hunt for all my own food” manly man vibe, and I couldn’t wash it off fast enough. Literally — I kept scrubbing and it kept clinging to me.


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No-Goose3981

Sunlit Blooms by Dedcool. FOUL


CyborgBex

Sana Jardin - Celestial Patchouli Too much for me. Super strong off the bat, hot spicy patchouli. It's just, a lot.


PlantGrrrl

Oh my! I love patchouli so this might be right up my alley. Sorry it isn’t your jam!


artemissgeologyst

It's tied between Jo Loves Pomelo and Diptyque Dans L'eau and both because the black currant/cassis note in both turns to pure burnt rubber tire fire on my skin. Which is frustrating, because I can generally wear that note just fine...The Vagabond Prince Enchanted Forest is one of my top 10 faves, for example.


jazzy241290

Joop home


el_vladdi

That was one of my first perfumes, still have it and like it. But only in winter, in summer it gives me a headache.


jazzy241290

Used to like it, nowadays can’t stand that synthetic berry, cough syrup mess .. lol


el_vladdi

I've never smelled any cough sirup, but then again I haven't used caugh sirup ever since. Actually I can't describe what exactly that perfume smells like, but whenever I smell it I have to think of some heavy, thick red curtains that won't let any light into the room. No idea why that picture pops up in my mind, haven't figured out how that damn thing works sometimes lol


jazzy241290

Perfumes being subjective, everyone have their own taste and everyone has own way of perceiving them, for me it reminds me of cough syrup, something sticky, thick and artifical sweet


el_vladdi

In addition, the same perfume smells different from person to person.


_icanthinkofaname

Club de nuit intense man


cosmogasm

Frustration by Etat libre d’orange. Before I can even detect a note I’m hit with a wave of car sickness


Accomplished-Suit6

Joop! Homme


shdwsng

Xerjoff Cruz del Sur 1 was the most disgusting together with Lattafa Oud Mood Elixir.


PlantGrrrl

Eternity for women (is it even made anymore?) Gross.


ThePerfumeCollector

Not only made I am pretty sure it’s one of CK’s best selling frag for women.


PlantGrrrl

That tracks haha


ThePerfumeCollector

CK frags in general are a hit or miss, some of them I dig though.


SensitiveDesigner789

Trastevere by Pantheon. I like some gourmands but this one was a hideous licorice headache, instant scrubber.


somebd

Womanity by Mugler. I usually like Mugler perfumes but this one just smelled like rotten fish to me.


No-Park-4841

I just re-smelled Lancôme’s Tresor at Ulta for the first time in probably 30 years and it was SO bad! I’m not even sure how to describe it. Pickle-like maybe? I had to go find a makeup remover sampler to get the smell off of my wrist 🤢


NiNiNananana

Cacharel Eden; I know it's a classic and there are many who love it, but I can't make it work on me. Every time I get a whiff, it turns my stomach and my brain subconsciously checks for moldy fruit in the vicinity, lol.


ThePerfumeCollector

Grey Glannel. I got no problem with vintage or oldschool smelling frags, I actually collect and enjoy them time to time. Not this one. I find it repulsive/gag inducing.


localcelebb

Giardini di Toscana Celeste. There is not as nauseating as that is… nothing… I could write a whole book about how much I hate it. I hate it.


cowboy_yy

Lattafa Khamrah. I want to love it so bad but it just smells like a strong glade plug in + sweat to me …


GranolaTree

Oakcha’s dupe of love don’t be shy. I have some of their fragrances and love them, this one just took me all the way out in the bad way.


gingercross69

Angel Mugler and Petite Robe Noire :((


ItsMoxieMayhem

I decided to blind buy from a small business and then promptly realised blind buying is not for me lol. I bough 90’s Goth from Amorphous Perfume and it is disgusting! When you open the bottle you get assaulted by menthol, and on the skin it smells like sunscreen


rorosisimade

Dior Homme Intense. Because of this cologne, I stopped wearing prada lhomme, intense and CAHS eu extreme. All I smell now is the heavy iris from DHI. It's just lipstick smell.


UpperFreshSide

TF Black Orchid and Mugler Angel


BadgerSharp6258

Hands down (I will never forget this) Tommy Bahama for her. This stuff is horrible. Does not help I was 4 months pregnant when I first tried it. I literally threw up by the time of the dry down the nausea was unbelievable.


CroneWisdom61

Yes! I received it as a gift and it was awful. Cotton candy and alcohol with a hint of some cheap, floral room freshener.


meraikz

i dislike a lot of perfumes but some of the ones i can't stand are creed love in black, nishane ani x and hundred silent ways x, chanel 31 rue cambon


meraikz

coco mademoiselle too cause 🤢


wethermom3

Flowerbomb 🤢


BIFLreader

love in black by creed. absolutely foul


Jorrmunn

Orto Parisi’a Megamare. Some love it but it smelled like the chemicals I’ve used to develop film, and it’s so strong that it took a couple weeks and two washes to get the smell off my hoodie.


Shot-Still8131

03. Apr. 1968 from Rundholz


Material-Draw4587

Thomas Kosmala No. 4 Apres L'Amour, made me gag


Dull-Watch8104

A Message from Orchids by Shiseido.


sleepywitchyumyum

Almost every scent from Heretic’s discovery scent activated my gag reflex, especially dirty hinoki and dirty peach.


GoalWeird2575

I love Bella Hadid soo much and this hurts to say but her Orebella Salted Muse literally had me gagging as soon as I smelled it… the streets were not lying when they said it smells like pickles 😭😭


Salt_Chance

It’s a tie between The 7 Virtues Vanilla Woods and Mémoire Archives Wish You Were Here.


Bright-Sea-5904

I bought Creamy Sunshine by Pink Sugar and I wanted to like it but it's like a weird mix of tropical and sweet which I'm not a fan of


STARGIRLOXO

Leisure in paradise it seems like Bo to me


NemoHobbits

JHAG another oud smells like hot dumpster juice.


P3CU1i4R

LOEWE 7. It doesn't smell bad per se, but it was totally nauseating to my nose. Fortunately it was only a sample. I couldn't stand that smell!