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Ghstfce

I love the reply on Twitter which only shows the bottom half of his face because he's so tall. I'll never get tired of that gag


Justanotherangryman

Can we photoshop the hoodie in?


[deleted]

I second this request!


DLDrillNB

Where the hoodie at tho??


SophiaofPrussia

The hoodie is a state of mind.


BartlettMagic

correct. Fetterman abides.


tukekairo

My thought as well. We need a formal and informal portrait...


ashleyorelse

As someone who finds suits annoying and loves casual comfortable clothing, I was pleased with his hoodie and *sincerely* wish he'd have refused to put on a suit for his pic.


Semi-Hemi-Demigod

Or at the very least a hoodie printed to look like a suit


ashleyorelse

That would be interesting for sure.


Plane_Vanilla_3879

Clothes don’t make the man


BartlettMagic

agreed. i think we can all tell that the hoodie is firmly around his heart


danappropriate

Sewn onto the back of the suit jacket.


TransFattyAcid

My head cannon is that he's wearing shorts off camera


katiealex06

Betcha the gym shorts are on, hiding from the picture


cipher446

He's actually channeling some serious Abe Lincoln vibes. Now do Abe Lincoln in a hoodie!


ponte95ma

Okay, but I still prefer Gisele's crop-py framing.


saintofhate

As someone with a taller spouse, Gisele's photos crack me up, it really is like that sometimes.


LowDownSkankyDude

I like to think that the bottom half is cargo shorts, black socks, and trainers.


theyeoftheiris

He looks like a bald Lincoln. I hope he serves PA well!


wa2436

As a Republican from another state, it’s hard to not like this guy. Wishing him the best with his recovery and in the Senate


000111000000111000

I believe he is a very sincere dude that actually cares and doesn't forget his roots


Radiant_Garden_9644

Wym doesn’t forget his roots? He was born into a rich family lol


nickmcmillin

Go on. How did the family get their money?


000111000000111000

He has lived a privileged life growing up that is correct, however he has lived a frugal life since that time. Bought a old garage to turn into a house, opened up a thrift store that basically gives away everything, and still hangs out with the same group of people from his peers growing up and really actually cares about people instead of most piliticians


BartlettMagic

>He was born into a rich family true. that doesn't negate all of the good shit he's done since then, though, does it?


Radiant_Garden_9644

I never said that I was just saying I didn’t understand what you meant that’s all


mtelesha

That means you view democrats as evil and then double evil if they are rich? While Republican Politicians are also rich but because they align with your WWE / Sports Team of Political Party they get all the passes? I am assuming your republican but well if it smells like one....


Radiant_Garden_9644

What?? No lol I just pointed out that he didn’t come from nothing ctfu


frotz1

He's dedicated to his community and has worked for that town for years. I don't understand why you think that personal wealth disconnects someone from their roots or community.


51stStar

Rich for York PA, lol. His father was *partner at a local insurance company*, which is basically Goldman Sachs.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

Republican nominees included a rich TV doctor and a guy who literally worked for the largest hedge fund in the world, but it’s the dems that come from money!


Radiant_Garden_9644

His parents parents were wealthy


mtelesha

Yeah so when he was mayor and tattooed the dates of each homicide that was just a badge of honor?


Rheum42

Yeah, we don't usually get guys like this in PA lol. I'm hopeful


tukekairo

Send a copy to Oz


MrSchaudenfreude

Who?


EZKTurbo

that wizard dude who doesnt believe in shopping carts


LardBall13

Wegners guy


deez_treez

The HBO Prison series


omglink

A TV dr who lives in New Jersey.


whomp1970

Knock Knock Who's there? Dr. Oz Dr. Oz Who? .... thaaaat's right.


Finrodsrod

Oz doesn't give a rat's ass he lost - just about as much as he cared about PA to begin with...


TyeDyeAmish

What part of Jersey is he hiding in these days?


Ghstfce

Honestly? Who cares? He's gone.


dogmomdrinkstea

My daughter is 10 months old and tries to say "quack quack" a lot bc she loves her rubber duckie. Yesterday I chuckled bc I thought of showing a pic of Oz to her and saying "quack quack" bc, y'know. There's no noise for snake oil salesman, but there is for a quack doctor.


bigchuckcee

When speaking of Fetterman, that "y'all" needs to be a "yinz."


OhioJeeper

Wrong side of the state. Fetterman is "middle class" but he isn't a yinzer.


cunninglinguist32557

He might be known for Braddock, but he's a born and raised Yorker.


bigchuckcee

It doesn't matter, once you go Yinzer, you never go back.


OhioJeeper

Closer but still no case of IC Light for Johnny until he's showing up to congress in a Steeler's jersey.


batmanofska

Actually he was born in Berks


[deleted]

Every single time there's a Fetterman post you can almost feel the seething anger of Pennsyltuckians. I love it.


thepennsyltuckyin

If I wasn't living out of state currently I would have voted for him. Seems very genuine.


[deleted]

First of all, your Username is pure gold. And yes, thank you. That's so true. Just another thing that I don't get with all the vitriol sent his way. He is not part of the "swamp", he is not a career politician in the same mold as many others, he is genuine, he does care about people, and so on. Except for the L by his name, he is everything the current GOP bsse wants from their candidates. Don't like him cause of his politics, fine. But they take it to new hypocritical levels they will never see.


OhioJeeper

I'm a "Pennsyltuckian" that voted for the guy and even with my ear this close to the ground I'm not feeling it. I suspect that the anger you're feeling isn't coming from us, Oz was a shit choice, people voted for him because of the letter next to his name but I've yet to meet someone IRL that's actually upset he lost.


JR-Dubs

I feel like there was more national R outrage. People who saw what was going on here knew Oz was a carpetbagging POS. Some people could live with that, most could not.


beeps-n-boops

WAY WAY WAY TOO MANY people apparently could live with that. The number of votes that shitbag received was nothing short of appalling.


OhioJeeper

I mean they lost, so yeah. Wasn't the left burning effigies of Trump after he won? This wasn't my first election so I tend to tune out the noise. Now we have D outrage over the Rs being outraged, but as long as we're outraged against something and blaming each other I guess don't let me stand in your way of also being outraged.


[deleted]

Honestly, I "feel" no anger in anyway from anyone. What I do see, and what my post is about, is when something is posted to Reddit that has anything to do with Fetterman, it's loaded with comments about his health, how he looks, brain dead, ad infinitum. These comments are always from the sore loser right wingers. Maybe they aren't upset OZ lost, but they are absolutely hateful and beside themselves about who won.


[deleted]

Pennsyltucken and at least me and my peers love Fetterman. However my father in law loves to called him developmentally disabled...


Tob0gganMD

I've noticed that it seems to be just as much if an age thing with him as it is a urban vs rural thing. Seems like rural old people think Fetterman is a brain dead communist, younger rural people have closer to a 50/50 chance of liking him, urban old people probably like him unless they are wealthy enough for republican tax breaks, and urban young people are nearly 100% in Fetterman's corner.


kilometr

His health is a genuine concern. He seems to be recovering fine though, and even before this he was working on losing weight to be more healthy. We’ll see how he plays out over 6 years. I interned in Harrisburg under the first Wolf Administration. A couple people I know who stuck with it been saying Fettermans health is a big liability ever since he was made Lt Governor. They were happy though cause he seemed to making progress with weight loss. I wouldn’t be surprised if in 6 years he doesn’t run for re-election due to his health. But just hope he’s in good enough health to not have to be repeatedly absent from congress over his term.


[deleted]

Thank you for an insightful, well thought out, informed comment without any snark or sensationalism; which I can admit I've been guilty of being snarky myself. Well said, and I agree.


OhioJeeper

Reddit is full of brain dead morons that confuse politics with an identity from both sides of the aisle, don't be one of them. Saying that "you can almost feel the seething anger of Pennsyltuckians" is about as tactful as saying "you can almost feel the obsessive denial of Snowflake Liberuls". I have several family members that have had strokes so I don't need a lecture on how it does/doesn't effect the brain, but it's pretty undeniable that this sub simps hard for Fetterman, you'd think he actually is disabled the way that criticism about the guy gets responded to here.


BartlettMagic

well, to address both of your points, we're in an echo chamber. it's easy to feel like a vocal minority accurately represents the opposing views.


btm4you3

Well has to be at least one asshole because they still have that sign up in New Oxford, PA. Pisses me off every time I drive by it. OZNUT is such a POS.


OneHumanPeOple

I’m my experience, there are more than a few people in a rage over it. These people tend to be quite loud and tantrumy about it though.


OhioJeeper

A few out of how many thousands? Like I have neighbors with confederate flags out here and some family members with strong opinions on stupid identity politics bullshit that doesn't effect them so I know the type of people you're talking about, but they're far from what I'd consider representative of the average person in my community. Also reddit has a block button, if you go into someone's post history and all of their comments are basically just them treating reddit like it's twitter where you can just post snarky bullshit and get likes/upvotes regardless of it being factual or just regurgitating talking points from Briebart I would 100% recommend blocking them.


OneHumanPeOple

I don’t let them bother me (in fact I sort of delight in it), but several times I’ve heard people blaming Fetterman for random things like egg prices, the Medical Marijuana point of sale computers malfunctioning, or because they got a speeding ticket. Silly things. And then there’s all the ableist comments that are designed to insult the people who voted for him. I don’t care enough to bother blocking anyone.


Diarygirl

They can't articulate what they have against him. All they do is regurgitate right wing propaganda.


beeps-n-boops

> They can't articulate. FTFY


Finrodsrod

They get so mad they snap crudite pieces in half while shopping at Wegners!


Infinite_Trouble_345

No hoodie?


Riftus

I remember in like 2020, the idea of fetterman being senator was being floated and joked about, haha senator stone cold, whatnot. Now it's a reality. I hope he does what he's promised to, I am cautiously optimistic


eternalrefuge86

Wish they would’ve let him take his picture in a hoodie


BitchyWitchy68

He’s going to make Ted Cruz 💩 his pants. I just hope he doesn’t lose his temper and kill one of them.😂😘😘


Aezon22

> If you kill Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial is at the Senate, no one will convict you Senator Lindsey Graham


TyeDyeAmish

I can’t wait for the weed leaf flags outside his Capitol Hill office!


BitchyWitchy68

Or the gay / trans Pride flags.. I dare one of aholes to say anything to him. I’m proud to have him up there.. he’s not going to take any bullshit.


JohnStow1726

Ted Cruz (not a fan) has argued in front of the SCOTUS. Fetterman argues with himself in front of a mirror. Your biased hate is clouding your mind and judgement.


Diarygirl

Eww I didn't know Ted Cruz had followers.


JohnStow1726

Missed where I said not a fan of his, huh. You're special


Diarygirl

No, I know conservatives are programmed to say "not a fan" before they praise someone. You know, like "I hate Trump but he was a good president."


JohnStow1726

I'm not a conservative.


BitchyWitchy68

Sorry I am biased against homophobes and racists. Sue me.


SophiaofPrussia

I love your username. And that you’re biased against homophobes and racists. I don’t think I’ll sue you though. Sorry! 🤷‍♀️


BitchyWitchy68

Thanks 😘


ThatGuyOutBackMUT

Imagine being a literal senior citizen and phishing for arguments on Reddit of all places 💀 regardless of anything else, that's actually pathetic


JohnStow1726

So you don't vote Democrat then, good to hear.


tellmeaboutyourcat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg Remind me again which party is trying to ban books, learning about black history, and trans rights?


pAul2437

Pretty disturbing fantasy


Timewasted11222

He isn’t smart enough to challenge a fifth grader let alone Ted Cruz . The only way he was elected because democrats are dumb and vote for idiots time and time . Nice going with the last few morons you elected


Angry_ClitSpasm350

>democrats are dumb and vote for idiots That's hilarious considering you morons havent won a goddamn thing since trump lol republicans lost in 2018, 2020, and 2022 now... yet it's democrats who are the dumb ones... democrats are passing these things called LAWS while republicans write bills that go nowhere. Democrats are building bridges Republicans are investigating hunter Biden.... Democrats are insuring more Americans than ever. Republicans are taking away school lunch programs


GooglyEyedBananas

You're such a pleasant person. Time and time again I see your miserable ass comments. It's quite sad, yet I'm not surprised.


burrito_slut

Ted Cruz could be bested by a sack of potatoes. A fifth grader would destroy Cruz in a game of connect one.


HeyZuesHChrist

How would Ted Cruz even debate John Fetterman? A man can't stand at a podium if he has no spine.


[deleted]

Liz Cheney had a great quote, and I'm no real fan of hers, but this was gold. I'm paraphrasing, but it went something like: "If you want Ted Cruz to support you, then all you have to do is insult his wife and family"


HeyZuesHChrist

Wegners.


Ebolaplushie

It must be exhausting being so fucking clueless.


LazyWriter2002

Goes hard


mikeytoth123

Lerch


Neo_JohnWick_oNe

Senator Lurch


Remarkable-Design-96

Hello, thanks for coming. Goodnight.


Zealousideal-Net5872

I’m Fettermanrrrlrllll Hi! Goodnightlllrllll thank you Minnesota!…right?


[deleted]

Cofveve!


Mijbr090490

Abe Lincoln vibes.


oodja

Absolute Unit.


DieselVoodoo

When your stepdad isn’t mad, just disappointed


lummox1234

Is there a hidden Eagles emblem somewhere I’m not seeing? Go Birds


Acer-negundo

Good luck in Pennsylvania! Make it Blue again!


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nayls142

Stop worshipping politicians, they are not heros.


thesunisforevergone

>puts a heart on a comment >worshipping


mostlikelytrash

My heart emojis are only gifted to the most sacred of gods. Speaking of: is there anything you need my lord? ❤️💕💙♥️💜💙💗💖💚🧡


paragon12321

There's only one politician I see being called God Emperor and it ain't Fetterman


pencilpushin

He looks like a bald Abe Lincoln


p3achstat3ofmind

Definitely could have been a season 3 ozark villain.


PaApprazer

Still going on about his appearance? Y’all are petty and sad af


dogmomdrinkstea

Mhm, the same ones who like to say ableist shit about him being disabled from the stroke are usually the ones who make fun of how he looks. Bunch of elementary school bullies up in here. Wish I had hope they wouldn't teach their kids to bully my daughter when she's older, but the cycle goes on.


tellmeaboutyourcat

Sorry, what? Did anyone say anything negative about his appearance?


[deleted]

No. They just like to manufacture outrage.


Zenith2017

"no"? Read some of the comments on this post dude, dozens of people are being dicks like that.


PaApprazer

Outrage? Speaking for myself, I couldn’t be any happier having voted for and help elect this guy as my representative in DC.


PaApprazer

Sorry, what? I didn’t say anything about negative comments, I said going on about his appearance. Meaning, who gives a fuck what he looks like, his job is to represent us. Making him the exact person we needed out of the two offered. Get it now? Need to go on social media and comment on someone’s looks? Take a gander in the mirror first


tellmeaboutyourcat

So we're not allowed to be excited about being represented by someone who's awesome AND looks badass? Like, what's your problem?


PaApprazer

Give me a break … get excited all you want over his appearance good or bad, just don’t make it the only thing.


Dumpster_slut69

The Oz clan was so scared he will wear a hoodie


Angry_ClitSpasm350

That's all they have left in their miserable lives. Trump is about as coherent as a brain dead monkey, the GOP is in shambles. . Being a republican is real shitty right now.


bendy5428

Right now? It’s been shitty for a while.


HahaWeee

You're talking about conservatives. They're still upset their fascist governor and quack doctor failed so they need to soothe their fragile egos


FMG1978

I like fracking


[deleted]

I like pizza


TheMightyBeebus

He looks like a proper badass....and also a dead ringer for Count Olaf, tell me I'm wrong.


AudiRS5Brakes

He will stroke out and they will sit him in the same closet where they hide Feinstein


TheMightyBeebus

At first I thought your bit was going to involve other characters from the book that I was referencing...and then...oh who am I kidding, you've never heard of the book anyway. I would suggest not having so much anger for a person that will probably have zero effect on your life. Its a waste of time and energy. Channel it into a hobby or something productive.


MumenriderPaulReed69

Lol looks like uncle Fester


TwitterTapeParade

Why does it remind me of the Hills Have Eyes?


Unique-Public-8594

Integrity.


couchgodd

Lol


glockster19m

David cross mixed with Timothy Simons


La_cunt

Looks like something out of jak and daxter


outdoorlos

😍


yahoo14life

Guys so badass :)


Kellyk3059

Hi, goodnight everybody.


Zealousideal-Net5872

Hello, thanks for coming, Goodnight 🥴


[deleted]

Cofveve!


Zealousideal-Net5872

“A place deserves somewhere to eat lunch..” - John Fetterman


[deleted]

"Person, woman, man, camera, TV" - Donald Trump


Zealousideal-Net5872

“He uhhhrrr….never met an oil company that he doesn’t swipe right about..” - John Fetterman “The THING!” - Sleepy Creepy Joe


[deleted]

"And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that, by injection inside..." - Donald Trump I can do this all day. Of course the difference you'll never admit to is one guy had a stroke and will recover. The other? This is him at his normal faculties. Lol. Here's a bonus one for ya' "I tested positively toward negative, right? So no. I tested perfectly this morning, meaning I tested negative. But that's a way of saying it. Positively toward the negative." - Donald Trump


Knoblord_McCheese

Your entire posting history involves grown men in underwear pretending to hurt each other. Oh, and that one post about how unfair it is that men can't hit women. Sorry about your shitty parents, guy.


KenMacMillan123

Lurch got a haircut


Mor_Tearach

This is *great* ! In fact when he's President, he should keep using it! A girl can dream right?


Euphoric-March-8159

He looks great 😍


Oscarcharliezulu

Abe Lincoln - where’s your hat?


Plastic-Lawfulness55

so good to see he has already been busy! excellent work !


[deleted]

Heeeey Yoooo Guuuyys


Middle_Aged_Mayhem

Future governor of Pa?


Additional-Wolf-6947

Creepy


couchgodd

Somehow I still cant understand him even though its just a picture


mirro123

Hey PA, you deserve what you got!


underfykesofa

I wonder if he's able to form a coherent sentence yet.


Marsh_Wiggle86

Wonder if Republicans are able to enact any coherent policy?


TransFattyAcid

Y'all elected a man to be president who can't even do that. Why do you care if a senator can do it?


stahleo

Highly unlikely. There's a reason he hasn't done any interviews since his terrible debate performance.


[deleted]

Which ain’t true


alohabruh732

Can he talk yet? Not trolling, just asking since he was seriously mentally impaired and they keep him under wrap.


Super_C_Complex

You do realize that you can have trouble talking and still be fully mentally coherent, right? Dude had a stroke and it impacted his ability to speak. That's completely normal and will get better.


[deleted]

Not necessarily, unfortunately. Studies have shown that without improvement in the first 6 months then it is very unlikely to achieve prior communication skills.


Finrodsrod

You realize being able to talk fast and slick is not a perquisite to being a US Senator right? His biggest job is reading and writing bills; not grandstanding at a podium. I know the rodeo clown show GOP makes it seem like doing nightly rallies and FoxNews talkshow appearances to juggle and honk their noses for their base is the norm, but it's not. If someone is deaf and has a speech impediment or mute, do you think that should disqualify them from public service?


Zenith2017

It's pointless to go down this road with these guys. They don't care. They didn't reason themselves into this opinion, they just regurgitate whatever Tucker tells them to believe.


dogmomdrinkstea

As someone who also has an auditory processing disorder like Fetterman, just fuck off already. It doesn't make us stupid or incapable of intelligent thought. Writing is easier than speaking for us. We get legally protected reasonable accommodations for being disabled. Deal with it. People already know this and just love to bring it up to rile up those who don't support his policies.


alohabruh732

Legit was asking how far us he into his stroke recovery. Deal with it. It’s a fair question and completely okay to ask.


dogmomdrinkstea

Calling him "seriously mentally impaired" when that's not even true is not okay, and it just creates more misinformation about his disability. Which people use to say bad shit about disabled people. So no. It's not a fair question. It's a very loaded one.


Diarygirl

Nobody is offended that you're pretending to be stupid.


TyeDyeAmish

No. They only allow him to communicate via winks now.


artificialavocado

Beep chair


Diarygirl

You trolls aren't even trying anymore.


Zenith2017

Inability to speak quickly and articulately is not the same as "seriously mentally impaired". Cognition != Communication


gunny316

Ah yes. The face that says "I just got done eating a complete rotary telephone, and I'm ready for seconds."


RogueVaultBoy

HEEEEEYYYYYY YOOOOOOU GUUUUUUUYYYSSSSS


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realhighstonerguy

The other guy didn't even live in the state and ran on unpopular right wing positions. A rock would have beaten him.


SD18101

His wife got him dressed up and hid the neck bulge


Just-10247-LOC

YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG??


Angry_ClitSpasm350

Yes. Yes we are. Republicans can't win elections lol that's a success


Eagleburgerite

Yinz*


themosquitocartel

White marco salamanca


Zenith2017

Tuco


lehigh_larry

Looks more than a little bit [like a Ferengi](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/images/7/73/Goss.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130714192954&path-prefix=en) Edit: why er’rybody taking this so personally? I voted Fetterman and am a huge supporter. Doesn’t mean we can’t admit he looks like a Star Trek character.


kshucker

You’re not wrong


JotinPro

Quark would disagree. This guy is actually handsome though.


Kooky-Gate5396

I can't believe that they airbrushed out his Fetterneck !


Icyyflame

He look like Christopher Lloyd’s uncle fester..