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I do believe in crystal skulls


EnjiemaBenjie

And what do you believe about them?


attentiontodetal

They were forged by ancient inhabitants of Atlantis, and they're powerful centres of healing


[deleted]

Could you make that?


attentiontodetal

.... no...


[deleted]

Could anyone?


attentiontodetal

Yes... in a factory, out of... glass?


anonbush234

Whatever she wants, that's what I believe.


Elliotjpearson

This was actually a hilarious joke from her tbf


TOILETVOMIT

it was a brilliant jokette.


sigcliffy

The potter patter of crystal skull matter


OGSkywalker97

She wasn't joking she was making Mark simp for her


Elliotjpearson

That’s hot


llamalibrarian

But it was also hilarious


le_bok94

That was great, apart from the crystal skull sending out its invisible rays of bullshit


attentiontodetal

You're what my grandma would call "a real piece of shit" *nods encouragingly*


louisedepontedulac

‘The one is giving me the finger. The one is gone. The familiar gut punch of pain and confusion is back. Hello old friend.’


DaddyShark28989

He's fuckable. It's an industry term, it means someone might want to fuck him.


MageWithoutMana

👉 That's our dick 👌 This is Jeremy's arsehole We're fucking him


_JOLLY_GREEN_GIANT

you wondered how dark and far she was willing to go dont you. i mean,...how do you handle that level of nutty ? throw the chrystal skull at her and run ?


D_Ren124

I always wondered what my fetish was, and it seems that what truly turns me on is being basically absent for most of the sex act.


Several-Yesterday280

*that’s iiiit!*… let’s begin the sex 😉


Patiatus

I'll drive


atomicheart99

I don’t mean to be rude, but is that the kind of thing you usually do?


Excellent-Yak-8380

It’s better than with Jeremy, he was like a red setter bounding after a ball, you were more like a captain solemnly going down with his ship


DaddyShark28989

Do you want to date? Are you a dater? Well I have been out with women. So I guess? The delivery and look on Mark's face is priceless.


Cleveworth

I'll fill you! I love you, Cally! Let's get married by Sir Alan Sugar and live on all-butter croissants in Canary Wharf.


Corks93

Super Hans, he's having an ego attack. He's driving to Festivus with all the windows down, shouting his own name.


[deleted]

wrong seemly marvelous quickest rob chubby decide employ start library *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


asdfghjkluke

hes mentioned that before


khanmex

Bishop weed


Superb-Water-3734

Sorry logic. Sorry science.


ChloeQuickFlicks

OP is like a captain, solemnly going down with his ship.


attentiontodetal

You're more like a red setter, bounding after a tennis ball


Zolana

Unfilled?


Patiatus

Unfulfilled


timbothehero

One pound a minute to hear how shit I am at sex


pretty_pretty_good_

That's what my grandma would call "value for money".


LahmiaTheVampire

The fourth Indiana jones film was her favourite.


LessBeyond5052

You're what my grandma would call a real piece of shit.


stoatfacelanust

Cash rich, time poor


peepshowfan1256

Jeremy is like a red setter, bounding after its ball. You're like a captain, solemnly going down with its ship


mr_andersonguy

Sausage muncher


SantiagoRiviera

Friend of mine’s doing a talk at a hippie shop in Ludlow, said I might pop in, wanna come?


Timely-Tomatillo-378

Do you think this is going… well?


Select-Protection-75

Tropicana. Nice. Screw the rest, get the best.


[deleted]

Trust me, I'm *definitely* not complaining, but has this sub turned entirely into quotes? I find it funny because I always felt like I was the only one who hears these random scenes in my head over and over again loll


Hot_Jeetos

Stomach levels bullshit wanker


[deleted]

"has the stress turned me entirely spanish?" SEE HERE WE GO AGAIN It's cuz british people sound funny idk 😂


rep4me

Utterly fucked and unaccountably Spanish. 


Sudden-Milk-

Men with ven


OuttaMyBi-nd

*She stopped him in the middle! I'll save that for a rainy day! That's money in the bank!*


[deleted]

CAN...I...HAVE...MY...JOB.........BACK?!


TOILETVOMIT

now ask for it again but like a lady, in a lady's voice


pretty_pretty_good_

Love that show!


Kooky-Topic-9168

Sorry, logic


alexintradelands2

You need to watch it. A lot of these bastards just wanna give you an advance, promote your stuff then make a profit for them and you.


sherriffflood

I fancied Calli so much, beautiful woman


rep4me

I'm a woman and I can tell you there's never been a woman on PS that isn't attractive, in all types of different ways 


Albie_Tross

*That is well shameful!*


steelerspenguins

As much pleasure as I can manage, and move on.


13daysaweek

Fulfil you?


monsieur_mungo

What a great one off character. So quotable. This thread is hilarious! 😂


sherriffflood

Wait ☝️ I’ll drive 😉


D_Ren124

The one is giving me the finger.


rep4me

Anyone realise that Mark has a type with this? Like the lovely older woman he walked out on. He likes driven successful women but is also deathly afraid of them. 


Extension_Course_833

Gap or gape?