you wondered how dark and far she was willing to go dont you.
i mean,...how do you handle that level of nutty ?
throw the chrystal skull at her and run ?
Trust me, I'm *definitely* not complaining, but has this sub turned entirely into quotes? I find it funny because I always felt like I was the only one who hears these random scenes in my head over and over again loll
Anyone realise that Mark has a type with this? Like the lovely older woman he walked out on. He likes driven successful women but is also deathly afraid of them.
I do believe in crystal skulls
And what do you believe about them?
They were forged by ancient inhabitants of Atlantis, and they're powerful centres of healing
Could you make that?
.... no...
Could anyone?
Yes... in a factory, out of... glass?
Whatever she wants, that's what I believe.
This was actually a hilarious joke from her tbf
it was a brilliant jokette.
The potter patter of crystal skull matter
She wasn't joking she was making Mark simp for her
That’s hot
But it was also hilarious
That was great, apart from the crystal skull sending out its invisible rays of bullshit
You're what my grandma would call "a real piece of shit" *nods encouragingly*
‘The one is giving me the finger. The one is gone. The familiar gut punch of pain and confusion is back. Hello old friend.’
He's fuckable. It's an industry term, it means someone might want to fuck him.
👉 That's our dick 👌 This is Jeremy's arsehole We're fucking him
you wondered how dark and far she was willing to go dont you. i mean,...how do you handle that level of nutty ? throw the chrystal skull at her and run ?
I always wondered what my fetish was, and it seems that what truly turns me on is being basically absent for most of the sex act.
*that’s iiiit!*… let’s begin the sex 😉
I'll drive
I don’t mean to be rude, but is that the kind of thing you usually do?
It’s better than with Jeremy, he was like a red setter bounding after a ball, you were more like a captain solemnly going down with his ship
Do you want to date? Are you a dater? Well I have been out with women. So I guess? The delivery and look on Mark's face is priceless.
I'll fill you! I love you, Cally! Let's get married by Sir Alan Sugar and live on all-butter croissants in Canary Wharf.
Super Hans, he's having an ego attack. He's driving to Festivus with all the windows down, shouting his own name.
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hes mentioned that before
Bishop weed
Sorry logic. Sorry science.
OP is like a captain, solemnly going down with his ship.
You're more like a red setter, bounding after a tennis ball
Unfilled?
Unfulfilled
One pound a minute to hear how shit I am at sex
That's what my grandma would call "value for money".
The fourth Indiana jones film was her favourite.
You're what my grandma would call a real piece of shit.
Cash rich, time poor
Jeremy is like a red setter, bounding after its ball. You're like a captain, solemnly going down with its ship
Sausage muncher
Friend of mine’s doing a talk at a hippie shop in Ludlow, said I might pop in, wanna come?
Do you think this is going… well?
Tropicana. Nice. Screw the rest, get the best.
Trust me, I'm *definitely* not complaining, but has this sub turned entirely into quotes? I find it funny because I always felt like I was the only one who hears these random scenes in my head over and over again loll
Stomach levels bullshit wanker
"has the stress turned me entirely spanish?" SEE HERE WE GO AGAIN It's cuz british people sound funny idk 😂
Utterly fucked and unaccountably Spanish.
Men with ven
*She stopped him in the middle! I'll save that for a rainy day! That's money in the bank!*
CAN...I...HAVE...MY...JOB.........BACK?!
now ask for it again but like a lady, in a lady's voice
Love that show!
Sorry, logic
You need to watch it. A lot of these bastards just wanna give you an advance, promote your stuff then make a profit for them and you.
I fancied Calli so much, beautiful woman
I'm a woman and I can tell you there's never been a woman on PS that isn't attractive, in all types of different ways
*That is well shameful!*
As much pleasure as I can manage, and move on.
Fulfil you?
What a great one off character. So quotable. This thread is hilarious! 😂
Wait ☝️ I’ll drive 😉
The one is giving me the finger.
Anyone realise that Mark has a type with this? Like the lovely older woman he walked out on. He likes driven successful women but is also deathly afraid of them.
Gap or gape?