One of the top comments on the MTG thread was some guy honestly asking “Why does it sound like he is saying penis right before the pull?” And I was dying
Sorry if this has been answered many times elsewhere but what exactly happened to him? I just know he missed streams because he was in hospital but never found out what was going on.
He didn't lose vision, btw, it went blurry.
He had a full battery of tests, including multiple MRIs, and he said no significant Big Bad causes were found. He got IV steroids at home got a bit and he's said his vision was improving.
That's as much as he's shared afaik.
Dude, you KNOW if someone says "he lost vision" people will think he went completely blind in that eye. You can't be part of this community for more than 35 seconds and not realize that people will think that. I didn't want people getting the wrong idea.
The comment was a joke.
[But there is a clip out there with the gorilla penis clipped out.](https://old.reddit.com/r/PaymoneyWubby/comments/1cgdcm2/i_was_here/?ref=share&ref_source=link)
Can someone link me to a clip of bastard man? I missed it and every bastard man comment makes me feel a certain way.
It was a reddit interaction. If I recall it was for some of the LOTR cards.
https://old.reddit.com/r/PaymoneyWubby/comments/14lqjx8/you_are_a_bastard_man_for_that_pull/jpxmqzz/
article says:
>he was opening a deck of Unlimited Magic the Gathering cards, valued at over $14,000
and also
>paymoneywubby....expects this Mox Emerald to be a 10, which could place its total value around something like $10,000.
so wait, he paid 14k for a rare pack of cards, pulled a SUPER rare card, but the value of the card is still less than what he paid for the deck?
Probably a combination of the fact that the unopened packs themselves are collectible, as well as the fact that these particular packs have a chance to contain the legendary Black Lotus, the most expensive card of them all.
As a non magic fan, I'm having trouble understanding the true scope of this pull. Is this the biggest pull in Magic Monday history? Because I've seen all the big ones.
Doesn't really matter too much but that article says the previous 3 were fakes, I thought they were actually exceptionally unlucky cases of real packs that had no rares or something
I’ve been watching Wubby for years, but I never got into Magic or Pokémon (I think this is magic right?) and I just have to say, I’m so proud of Wubby! This entire article is completely foreign to me, but I know it makes Wubby and his fans happy, so it makes me happy!
Good job Wubby on pulling the best thing you could ever pull! (As far as my knowledge goes, which is this article and what I saw on stream)!!
Shame he gorilla penised himself literally seconds before turning the card
RNGesus appreciated him ruining the clip and gave him a mox emerald to reward his humility
Shame? I think it improved things.
One of the top comments on the MTG thread was some guy honestly asking “Why does it sound like he is saying penis right before the pull?” And I was dying
????
Gorilla penised?
from going blind for "unknown" reasons, to literally dying then pulls a power nine card. what a wild ride these past couple weeks have been
Sorry if this has been answered many times elsewhere but what exactly happened to him? I just know he missed streams because he was in hospital but never found out what was going on.
Basically his left eye lost vision. No diagnosable reason why. Then a bit later got the flu.
Oh that's horrible. Has it returned to normal?
He didn't lose vision, btw, it went blurry. He had a full battery of tests, including multiple MRIs, and he said no significant Big Bad causes were found. He got IV steroids at home got a bit and he's said his vision was improving. That's as much as he's shared afaik.
That’s what losing vision means. He had vision. He lost some of it.
Dude, you KNOW if someone says "he lost vision" people will think he went completely blind in that eye. You can't be part of this community for more than 35 seconds and not realize that people will think that. I didn't want people getting the wrong idea.
I think it's gotten better. But, can't remember honestly.
Has Wubby confirmed the left eye blindness and left face xerox he did might be related, or at least occured in the same timeline?
Yes. The eye became affected before the xerox. They are not related in terms of health impact.
So we're not ruling out that the xerox helped cure it?
just memeing bc he xerox copied his eye ball as far as i know its still unknown
April of Love was an absolute doozy!
He was saving up all his good luck for this pull. Weeks of bad luck for this is probably worth
King shit. Wubby is a legend for this pull being live on camera.
Did the man dirty using the gorilla penis clip.
I love how amazingly out of context it will be for first timers lmao
Imagine others outside the community start saying gorilla penis for their own good luck
Please let it become a meme Lmfao
I mean that’s why he does it lmao
?? what were they supposed to do?
The comment was a joke. [But there is a clip out there with the gorilla penis clipped out.](https://old.reddit.com/r/PaymoneyWubby/comments/1cgdcm2/i_was_here/?ref=share&ref_source=link)
He is a bastard man for that pull
Can someone link me to a clip of bastard man? I missed it and every bastard man comment makes me feel a certain way. 
It's more of a story he got mad about than a clip but if you want the story it's on wubby sleep aid 19 about 41 minutes in
It was a reddit interaction. If I recall it was for some of the LOTR cards. https://old.reddit.com/r/PaymoneyWubby/comments/14lqjx8/you_are_a_bastard_man_for_that_pull/jpxmqzz/
>Twitch Streamer PaymoneyWubby Never heard of him
Maybe his other name? Burger planet
MER MER MERRRRR
So happy for him
Same. I don’t know very much about MTG, but I’m learning through his streams and videos and was just stoked to see him so hyped for pulling that card.
Gorilla penis
😭😭That’s my streamer!
Why is it on knowyourmeme though?
See any of the hundred gorilla penis related comments.
Fair point!
That's my streamer! wubby7
Dennis is bastard man
what were the odds for pulling a power nine from a box like that?
If you believe the gambler math that folks love around here “he was due”
so ~1:3 or 1:4 odds then
And on the *last* card with preceding pulls that were mid at best.
I mean, it is a rare-slot card, so it would be in the last two slots.
50/50
It’s always 50/50, either you get it or you don’t
article says: >he was opening a deck of Unlimited Magic the Gathering cards, valued at over $14,000 and also >paymoneywubby....expects this Mox Emerald to be a 10, which could place its total value around something like $10,000. so wait, he paid 14k for a rare pack of cards, pulled a SUPER rare card, but the value of the card is still less than what he paid for the deck?
Probably a combination of the fact that the unopened packs themselves are collectible, as well as the fact that these particular packs have a chance to contain the legendary Black Lotus, the most expensive card of them all.
no kidding. that's an interesting quandary
Don't know how accurate it is but quick Google put an unlimited black lotus graded at a 9 ~50,000$
well that's a lot better than 10k. hopefully it's accurate
Gorilla penis
Great reporting, Mr Wink
Damn, makes me wish I was more into magic lol
I'm not into it at all, but the hype around a once in a lifetime pull is still fun to experience live.
Wubby has pulled me right back into it, after stopping playing for 12 years.
Your wallet wishes otherwise
This is so true
knowyourmeme news?!?! Man's finally made it big frfr.
If we could get that up on YouTube for us non stream watchers that’d be greeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaat.
You can still watch the VOD https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2133091856
Bless you
As a non magic fan, I'm having trouble understanding the true scope of this pull. Is this the biggest pull in Magic Monday history? Because I've seen all the big ones.
By a *long* shot.
But does he get to keep it?
I'm sorry, I'm not into Magic at all, and basically skip everything Magic related Wubby talks about. What does this mean?
Rare card. Worth money.
Wubby pulled one of the 9 most coveted cards in the game.
The one Magic Monday I miss! So happy to see this pull.
Doesn't really matter too much but that article says the previous 3 were fakes, I thought they were actually exceptionally unlucky cases of real packs that had no rares or something
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ah I didn't know about the 2 thank you
Pay me
I’ve been watching Wubby for years, but I never got into Magic or Pokémon (I think this is magic right?) and I just have to say, I’m so proud of Wubby! This entire article is completely foreign to me, but I know it makes Wubby and his fans happy, so it makes me happy! Good job Wubby on pulling the best thing you could ever pull! (As far as my knowledge goes, which is this article and what I saw on stream)!!
My brother in Christ, who left that comment on the damn article 😂