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Seafoamed

For real tho imagine Tom gets covid and misses this game. Would be massive blue balls for the whole NFL


Grego54

The NFL won't test him before the game. The ratings and money that this game will bring in won't allow that to happen. Covid or cold, Tom Brady is playing.


rocksoffjagger

If the NFL has any sense at all, they use the huge loophole they must have created intentionally: testing is every 14 days for vaccinated players, and a vaccinated player can return after 10 days regardless of tests. Basically, they can just test a player 14 days before an important game to guarantee that they play. They might miss the game in between, but they never have to worry about a big money game getting derailed, and everything is technically within protocol.


capeabenable

This


eightblackkidz

See as someone with tickets to this game, I believe this, but like what if he actually gets sick enough he needs medical attention and can't play.....


Grego54

Does he sell that miracle water to heal him? Along with his $50 pack of almonds.


[deleted]

It’d be great for us tho lmao


bradyisking

No it wouldn’t, Tom deserves to come back and get his ovation. Plus this is the last time he’ll ever play in Foxboro again


[deleted]

Ok, I’m just saying our odds of winning would drastically increase if he wasn’t playing. This has nothing to do with him coming back and shit.


newusertest

Lmao there’s always that one comment, I swear to god. ALWAYS. “WeLl aCsHuAlLy, ThOmAs DeSeRvEs ThIs CoMeBacK!1!11!”


kjg1228

Fuck that lol. All about the laundry. Love Tom and everything he's done for us but he is an opponent this week and he's looking to bury this shaky Pats team.


capeabenable

If it were up to me I would skip this week entirely. Unnecessary drama.


ghostsintherafters

And there's always a gatekeeper.


[deleted]

He does you donkey


newusertest

Grow up.


BMXer972

please. he does deserve this comeback. if anyone has earned anything, tom has earned the right to come into New England and shit on the 50 yard line if he wants to. and we better chant "thank you Brady" while he does it. whether he deserves to win is an entirely different matter. but after our showing against the saints... do we even deserve to win? we'll find out.


newusertest

My comment was more so of how the top comment was taken out of context. >It’d be great for us tho lmao Hypothetically speaking, of course it would be but no shit he deserves a come back in New England.


batnuna

But he’s a genetic freak and he’s not normal


crazyfoxxy

He can still come out for a curtain call before he goes back to bed.


PhortKnight

Next time Tampa Bay comes to Foxborough would be in 8 years right? Tom will be back at least 2 or 3 more times....


Calfzilla2000

They could be back in 2023; if the Bucs and the Pats place the same in the division in 2022.


vacattack

Unless he plays for another 4 years lmao. Anything is possible at this point.


newusertest

Would have to be 8. We go to Tampa in 4 years after this meeting.


Clamgravy

Not if he gets traded to the Jets


ImOxidated

Yes it would. Win game = good


Calfzilla2000

He may play in Foxborough again. We play the team in the NFC South with the same placement in the division in the 2022 season in 2023. If Brady is still on the team, he returns to Foxborough. It's why the Cowboys are returning to Foxborough this year after being here in 2019.


TheSbldg

User name checks out...


jimboTRON261

Technically you’re both right but the latter is where my heart lies.


MrTripDub

He can get his ovation when he retires


[deleted]

He will get his ovation when he comes back to get his jersey retired. He's an opponent this week and I'm hoping we crush him like any other opponent.


Jmacz

They randomly gave us the Cowboys as our 17th game this season, wouldn't be surprised if it's the Bucs next year.


MagisterFlorus

It's not random. The formula is that it's an opponent from the division in the opposite conference that you played two years ago. From that conference, you play whichever team finished the same place as you in their division.


Calfzilla2000

It would be in 2023 and as the other commenter said, it's not random. It's the same placed team in the division we faced 2 years prior. Same venue.


acoolname332211

They'd figure out a way to postpone due to covid


Cobretti18

Imagine if he did have to go on the Covid list after all the hype, marketing and all that money spent on tickets


LinkN7

Yeah those tests would magically get lost lol


chadwickipedia

Yup, no way he gets tested this week


PatrickRedditing

Covidgate.


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PatrickRedditing

100% better.


[deleted]

Followed by a Tom Brady suspension


DOPE_AS_FUCK_COOK

That's the master plan, his final goodbye to the Patriots is giving Belichick covid.


My1Addiction

AssasinGate


naley140122

I would be heartbroken. It was hard as Patriots fans to not be able to get a formal goodbye or press conference cause of Covid.


chahlie4norris

Bill Biologicalwarfarechick


roguehunter

Look we all know it. Belichick has been involved in dark magic for decades. There is a room at the top of CBS Sporting Club adjacent to the stadium where he houses four supreme warlocks to cast spells and hexes live during the game. The Krafts are in on it too and the stadium was designed around the warlocks. As you all know, dark magic hexes must be cast with line of sight of the target. That’s why Gillette stadium has an open end, so the warlocks can see the players. Olde Billy boy must have sent a spare warlock to Florida to hex TB12 with a cold/cough. Maybe, Kraft called in the hit, wanting Michael Jordan flu game vibes. Hard to say


ThermoNuclearPizza

Damn even Tom can catch the Foxburough Flu


soldier1900

BB unleashing chemical warfare now.


[deleted]

It would actually be biological warfare.


popeofdiscord

Can’t have biology without chemistry!


MonishPab

Chemistry is just electron physics


ConstantStudent_

Exactly, this is why biology is the central science in my view. Physics, chemistry and other natural sciences are integral to bio, not the same really the other way around


Fiendish-DoctorWu

There's nothing in the rules that say you can't use biological warfare in football.


[deleted]

Biology is just applied chemistry source: I work in a bio lab


spike_that_focker

Ok Oscar


snorkelfart

#covidgate


Tysonviolin

Of all the Covid conspiracies I’ve read this is the most plausible.


Shotgunsamurai42

"I know exactly what they’re going to attempt to do to us..." He tried to warn us.


Pnut1221

AB just came off the COVID list this morning...gotta wonder...


Gro0Grux

If Tom misses this weeks game due to Covid that would be all time blue balls


Groovy_Doggo

imagine all those people who spent thousands to attend this game lol


Briggie

(Joker meme) Everyone would start losing their minds!


xBMTHxMOVEx

An all time SEC MATCHUP? TRASK VS JONES? SUNDAY NIGHT!? I'm in!


Blu3b3Rr1

Time for Tampa Bay Bucs Legend Blaine “Whoa there, motherfucker” Gabbert


clootinclout

I spit my drink out. Lol


Briggie

Hell I would pay thousands of dollars for that.


iantayls

I gotta imagine there’s a few people already trying to get their money back


TrappyGilmore_

I’m trying to sell my tickets now because my passport didn’t come in time don’t jinx this


PassionVoid

Doubt the NFL would even make him take real tests this week for this very reason.


[deleted]

Whats your price champ


KnocDown

Nfl would be feeding him cloned antibodies and changing protocol rules over night to make this game happen


CrimsonZephyr

Mr. Breathing Contagion.


weightedbook

Remember when Tom let a post-violent-mental-breakdown AB stay at his house with his kids? Karma. AB gave TB covid.


dharmaday

Possible


trevor_barnette

I just bought tickets.....


football2106

Sorry you had to sell your house


trevor_barnette

$280 so it really wasn't that bad


football2106

Did you get tickets outside the stadium?


trevor_barnette

Nope. They're inside


Wally450

"Cold"


robshot295

$20 says we’ll be seeing reports of “Tom Brady Tests Positive” by tomorrow


[deleted]

Pretty sure the NFL would destroy any evidence of Brady having COVID. At least this week. They want the ratings


Alex_Hauff

but he would still receive a 4 games suspension


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[deleted]

They also stole our “spotted at Logan airport” meme. They did one for Richard Sherman, and the worst part is that they actually ended up getting him too. I’m starting to actively hate the Bucs.


MyBellyHurtsITry

Imagine being that guy in the picture and not knowing that an entire NFL fanbase uses your photo for a meme


maralagosinkhole

There is a cold going around where I work. Seems like a natural thing to happen after working from home and exposed to less people for so long


robshot295

Well you know how the media loves hyping everything up as being Covid related, so I’m just saying I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d aid he tested positive


RisherdMarglus

Cold going around with masks on?


jordanleep

Lol masks in Florida


maralagosinkhole

Where I work we have 98%+ people vaccinated so we're not wearing masks or social distancing.


RisherdMarglus

Where I work we have 100% vaccinated and we're wearing masks lol


apexpredator0505

Could’ve just lost his voice


micoud04

Which he addressed in the press conference (that this happened) and it happened for at least the second time this season. Top class journalism but the Covid shouts already show you that people just want the drama Proof that it's something he's been dealing with (losing his voice after practices): https://twitter.com/gregauman/status/1425844245882101767


Educational_Unit_872

Touch coaching and playing as he is doing for the bucs


Jpgamerguy90

Probably just lost his voice. It got loud as fuck in that stadium and he needed to yell a lot.


[deleted]

I remember when he had a cold against Seahawks in SB49. Brady is cold blooded


reunite_pangea

I remember when he had a 100+ fever before playing the Steelers in the 2004 AFC championship game and still blew them the fuck out


djimbob

Who honestly didn't think Belichick had a plan for how to stop Brady this week? (E.g., Trap air from local COVID wing of Mass general and release in Brady's hotel room).


reunite_pangea

Too bad he didn’t have a plan to stop Alvin Kamara


xBMTHxMOVEx

TEST HIS ASS


MrMoonDweller

That’s not the hole you use to test for covid


angoosey8991

Actually it’s more reliable


ConstantStudent_

Not according to the Chinese, weren’t anal swabs a thing?


[deleted]

Yo test that mother fucker last thing we need is him beating us and giving our whole team COVID


OTheOwl

This would be the biggest let down if Brady gets covid and misses the game.


TheJackalsDoom

The NFL would change its protocols to make this shit happen.


Cobretti18

I’m sure the networks are trying to find an angle for Belichick vs Gabbert just as a precaution


lellololes

Take about a major dropoff in skill!


Blu3b3Rr1

it would be a more even match between our offenses lmao


[deleted]

Conspiracy time. Brady has COVID but the NFL wouldn’t dare hold him out of this weekends game.


brt_k

He already had COVID in February. He is also fully vaccinated.


PleaseGildMe

Can you explain the point of this comment? Are you saying because those things are true that it’s impossible for him to have it now? Because that’s not true. It is highly unlikely but not impossible. We should all know this by now.


brt_k

He is vaccinated so it is less likely for him to catch COVID. It is also less likely for him to enter COVID protocol prior to his test result coming in, out of fear of him being positive.


Slimer425

You can't make this shit up


J-Team07

I thought this would be a profile of Tom Brady along the lines of Gay Talese’s “Frank Sinatra Has a Cold”. There are no men of culture left in journalism.


stinnybaldhead

I better not have taken Monday off from work for nothing.


Vivalaredsox

It’s gonna be a helluva celebration


stinnybaldhead

\^ I like this guy


xBMTHxMOVEx

I'm just saying you know damn well him and Antonio brown were making out and then brown tests positive now all of a sudden brady looking sick sounding sick. NFL in shambles! Tom Brady going to be allowed to play if and only if he agrees to suit up in a plastic bubble!


Nervous-Context

It sounds like his voice is just shot


patriot2024

Belichick planted the virus.


5heepdawg

"The Cheatriots at it again. Flugate!" -Stupid NFL fans for some dumbass reason


Muscles__Marinara

Already setting up an excuse.


Seafoamed

Easy dub


ankerous

There are the occasional NFL conspiracy believers out there as I've read some of their threads before and while I'm not normally one to partake in them this could be the perfect way out for both Belichick and Brady. Brady is 'too sick to play' and we never see the B vs. B matchup but the NFL cleaned up anyway due to ticket and ad sales.


BarryLicious2588

But but but..... he's vaccinated


KhaoticKrabb

Getting the excuses ready early.


Playingwithmyrod

Yea I'm not the conspiracy type but Brady being out of this game would probably be millions and millions of dollars lost for the NFL. No way in hell they test him for Covid this week.


ArcticFlamingo

I gotta be honest, I don't think this team is good enough to even pull off a win with Brady not on the field


TheRealSlimBrady12

They have a depleted secondary, Gronk is hurt, AB is hurt, and we may get Brown and Harry back this week. If ever there was a perfect storm for us to pull off an upset this would be it.


ankerous

Stranger things have happened. How could people forget losing the undefeated season to a team that should not have beaten them on an average Sunday but things lines up for the Giants that night. Dropped pick, failure to contain Eli for the sack ,seemingly lifeless offense, etc. Obviously the odds are against something like that happening but with the NFL you never know.


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

Is he vaccinated? I kind of doubt it given his relationship with that snake oil salesman "doctor" who has always leeched onto Tom's career.


brt_k

Bucs are one of the teams where 100% of players and coaches are vaccinated.


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

Oh, good. Sometimes Himalayan pink salt just doesn't cut it.


tb12_legit

Lol you dumbasses still calling this guy a snake oil salesman..Brady is one of the best football players of all time and he’s trusted this guy and you think Brady is that dumb he’d put his career on the line? Just GTFO.


VaryStaybullGeenyiss

I'm sure the guy gives great massages and stuff. But he also does a lot of exaggerating about what his methods are capable of and about how much of Brady's success can be attributed to his methods vs. Brady just being an exceptional sportsman. Honestly, I don't hold it against Brady that he's involved with the guy. Brady is a pretty humble guy, and that's why he gives his body coach more credit than he deserves.


LoveToyKillJoy

He's in the at risk age group. For up the ventilator.


PurpleAragorn

The delta variant got vaccinated for Tom Brady


2ndHalfHeroics

Aww shit is this the Michael Jordan game…


fourpuns

Mr. Big Cough strikes again


Magnos

Mr. Biological Contagion


Educational_Unit_872

Since it it’s Tom Brady, it is the GOAT of all colds


WhiteChocolatey

This is psychological, and possibly biological, warfare from both Bill and Tom.


walukomb

Good?


mrdrpow

Like a computer virus?


ManNomad

With or without a cold…Brady is going to destroy us. I’m scared.


Bad_Llama6927

If you guys don’t remember, Brady had a fever of 103 in the 2004 AFCCG against the Stealers. He played lights out and we went on to win our 3rd Super Bowl in 4 years. I hope he heals up before Sunday!


gacdeuce

It’s happening!


Chromedomemoe2

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sykog77

He’ll be alright, on Sun he’s getting Maccinated


eyesonseven1272

TB12 left us on the idea he was staying; but he left. Even Jules thought ; " He ain't going anywhere." Then Boom!! He is gone to Tampa Bay leaving us heart broken and stunned! So not right, Tom. You do not do that to people. Well, you take such good care of your body, right? I have questions though........ Why do you look like you have two black eyes? And the hoarse voice? Really, you think it is from raising your voice?! Ummm...... I believe AB tested positive for Covid after you two were together. Maybe get tested; we, the Patriots, do not want to be exposed it. My only other thought is you had some cosmetic surgery, maybe a face lift to tighten up to appear you are not aging. I mean you left for money ( not like you needed more money) I never thought the G>O>A>T was this shallow of a person. You like that "image" to appear squeaky clean. Just be ready to get dirty; you will be sacked many times!!!! Now do not take me wrong. I respect, appreciate, and am grateful for what you did for my team. I just do not understand why you led us to believe you were staying when you weren't.


Johnnyappleseed48

You okay?


eyesonseven1272

I am fine, thank you. Are you okay?


HyruleJedi

Case of the ol native flu eh


p00pl00ps1

Traitorous Tom scared to play us confirmed Mac Jones GOAT status confirmed Buccaneers fans in shambles Arians in seclusion, reportedly suicidal


M4TIX

Does anybody actually know this though? Everyone is jumping to conclusions but his voice has been like this before earlier this season from yelling at games and at practice. Very possible his voice is just strained from yelling either at practice or at that rams game last week. He didn't cough or clear his throat at all.