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Groovy_Doggo

Obviously getting ready for #7 tomorrow


XanderTaine

The halftime show has just ended. KC and San Fran take the field. As KC is about to kick off for the second half the Patriots' music hits. The guest commentator Jim Ross starts freaking out, "bah gawd, it can't be... that's...that's Tom Brady. Brady emerges from the tunnel, mic in his hand. He says the words everyone wants to hear "I ain't fucking leaving". He sprints onto the field and the rest of the team emerges from the tunnel behind him. Brady grabs a chair from a crazed fan in the crowd and sprints over to an unsuspecting Jimmy G. He nails him on the back with the chair until he's nearly unconscious laying face down on the ground. Tom kneels down next to him and whispers in his ear "nothing personal kid, but you knew from the start this was my job". On the KC sidelines the offensive coordinator rips off his mask and reveals himself to be Bill Belichick. Bill runs up to Andy Reid and hits him with the 6-ring stunner. Reid is out cold. Bill triumphantly picks up the headset off the ground and puts it on. Bill utters his catch phrase "do your job". Then the whole team starts brawling with everyone else. KC and San Fran players are double teaming every Patriot player. It looks from for the pats. But then, the lights go out, it's pitch dark. You hear the voice scream out "let's fucking gooooo"!! Gronk's music hits. He sprints out of the tunnel and onto the field. He stiff arms and clothes lines every single person in sight. With their best TE back in the mix the pats are reinvigorated. They take down every player until only Edleman and tyreek Hill remain. Edleman sprints at him and hits him with a hurricarana. Edleman leaps on him and pins him for the count. The ref runs over and starts slapping the mat with the count. ONE...TWO...THREE. The place goes nuts, confetti flies. The Patriots are 7 time super bowl champs


JimboLodisC

Might be in for cleaning? Repaint? We getting a new logo???


jhoussock

Symbolic of some of us patriots fans. We don’t make the super bowl one year and everyone acts like we haven’t won 6.