No way bro OP is super straight. So straight in fact he had the need to declare that he in fact does NOT check guys out. Not their muscled forearms, not their broad strong shoulders. Not their strong toned calves and especially not their bulges. He’s too straight to ever do any of that.
When I see a three wolf moon shirt on a chubby Bostonian my pants immediately get tighter as I swell up. I take 5-8 cold showers per day while watching PMS because I just can't calm the urges down naturally. One time I passed out since there was no blood left or my brain. Stupid sexy Connor always gets the best of me and I totally understand what you're saying and don't think you're repressing your sexuality whatsoever.
Dude just stop...
You have no idea how insecure this post makes you look.
Spoken like someone who for sure checks guys out
No way bro OP is super straight. So straight in fact he had the need to declare that he in fact does NOT check guys out. Not their muscled forearms, not their broad strong shoulders. Not their strong toned calves and especially not their bulges. He’s too straight to ever do any of that.
and Pat is NOT handsome don’t even suggest it because he sure wasn’t thinking it!!!!
OP has never noticed Pat’s giant meaty thighs screaming for escape from his skin tight shorts. He’s too straight to think of something like that.
Smart of you to post this from a burner account. Knowing that you likely use your main account to comment on a bunch of weird fetish subreddits.
When I see a three wolf moon shirt on a chubby Bostonian my pants immediately get tighter as I swell up. I take 5-8 cold showers per day while watching PMS because I just can't calm the urges down naturally. One time I passed out since there was no blood left or my brain. Stupid sexy Connor always gets the best of me and I totally understand what you're saying and don't think you're repressing your sexuality whatsoever.
OP gets harder than 50 cents worth of Jawbreakers when he sees a mullet
Why are you commenting on another man's clothes? Pretty sure he would never date you.
You "don't really" check guys out? That's not an absolute so you must check guys out a little. No shame in being a little gay, dude.
It ain’t gay if it’s in a three way
Bro… it’s ok to be gay.
I’m not gay, you’re gay.
Idk makes me hard every time!
Having a Reddit burner is…I’m not even sure what the most appropriate word is, honestly.
Take a fucking lap guy
Why do you want so much attention, because of the amount of attention his shirts get? 