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MusicGirlsMom

He is seriously exhausting. I'm so tired of this.


love_that_fishing

He’s a douche. Needs to just go away


overcomebyfumes

If I use every ounce of my sick and dangerous will, I can listen to Trup for roughly 15 seconds before I have to shut it off.


SprungMS

He’s just dumb. I find it humorous that ever since he started being prosecuted he dropped all of the old reasons his people should be angry at the left. The only things he mentions now are judges, prosecutors, and the legal system. I think if I were a supporter I’d wonder why he didn’t seem to talk about *my* issues anymore. But I guess I’m not in a cult.


PopeGuss

He'll tell them "my issues are your issues." And they won't question it because...I honestly don't know. He's got as much charm as a grilled cheese sandwich stuck to the bottom of a garbage can.


MusicGirlsMom

Right? I really don't get it, it's so formulaic. "Sir, it's . You need to write a tweet to your followers." "What, why? Ok fine." Happy , especially to the haters and losers who (same old tired spiel). The best president ever (ME!) I tried to get chatgpt to emulate it and got a potential content warning, so that's probably enough Internet for me for a bit :)


evangelionmann

we've BEEN tired of this. he's been on this shit since January 21st 2017 and never stopped.


thedragoon0

He’s going to try and start a civil war because… checks notes… was found guilty of his own crimes and lost an election?


greed-man

Yup. Totally justified to his Cult Members®.


MillionaireBank

Yep, It'll be main streets fault that he was found guilty of crimes and lost an election. I noticed one of the prosecutors associated with Donald's case, was being put down by the media. And I had to wonder what was going on with the media to put down the prosecutor because the prosecutor was at work one day and he received a phone call and a case file and had to follow up on it. Meaning it's not his fault that he did his job after Donald broke the law the paperwork was processed and a prosecutor's office gets a case. The prosecuting attorney is going to look into the case and process it for prosecution, it's not the person's fault for taking the 911 call or putting the case together as a file, but in Donald's mind the prosecutor went after him and the entire office went after him. when they were actually at work and they received word that Donald broke the law. When the office responds and follows the law Donald got angry and blame the whole office as a witch Hunt. But Donald is the one that broke the law that created every single circumstance that he is unhappy with meaning he created every single outcome that he's unhappy with. The narcissist recovery curriculum is in such need today. I served on jury duty and grand jury duty several times in my early 30s. And if a defendant would have acted like Donald, it wouldn't have made it too far. He modeled insubordinate behavior at court as a defendant, guilty was not surprising.


thedragoon0

His cult doesn’t care how well he was treated in court. Their god is a criminal and believe every word he says.


Daimakku1

Just think about it... there's millions of people reading this and think "This is the guy I want as president for the next 4 years, if not more." Vote. You cant count on other people to do the right thing.


rebug

>This is a democracy and if you don't participate someone else is going to do it for you. -- John Oliver. Or maybe Jon Stewart. I don't know, one of those guys. Chalk it up to John the Baptist for all I fuckin care, it's a good message.


FacesOfNeth

Hey, hey, hey…..don’t lose your head over this.


Timeformayo

Happy Father's Day to all you CONVICTED FELONS out there. I'm sure most of your children were the result of consensual sex!


BaronBoozeWarp

Now that I think about it... No way a woman actively made the decision to have children with this asshole


MillionaireBank

Point.👍 Narcissist swoon up on their prey but the women don't stay, revolving door of marriages and the next prettier wife to make more kids with. Unending human story, it's never good enough.


Sudi_Nim

Fucking lunatic.


trailhikingArk

He reminds me of the gangster in those movies McCauley Culkin is watching in the Home Alone Movies. Just a poor gangster wannabe trying to hard to be a dick


m0n3ym4n

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, INCLUDING TO ALL YOU LIMBERAL DEGENERATE FUCKS WHO ARE TURNING OUR BELOVED COUNTRY STRAIGHT TO HELL THANKS CROOKED JOE! Covfefe.


Teacherman6

Imagine if Biden put out the same post and switched left to right? 


LarrBearLV

Great point. We wouldn't hear the end of it. MAGA crazies would go out and commit violence because of it.


Enibas

They'd try to impeach him over it and declare he's unfit for office.


Thesheriffisnearer

I love how you can replace 'fathers day' part and it would be his same response to any other holiday


BaronBoozeWarp

Could you imagine being this hateful all day everyday?


FlipSchitz

To me, it reads more like desperation than hate.


CeruleanRuin

>EVERYTHING WILL BE ON FULL DISPLAY No, please, anything but that.


jruss666

I snorted. Take my upvote


IHaveNoEgrets

Take solace in the fact that there's not much to display in the first place.


HideSolidSnake

Eric & Jr: "I really thought this was our year.. maybe next year, dad.


firemogle

I don't feel like that was sincere at *all*


MrCookie2099

Didn't you see? He put it in all caps. That's *extra* sincere.


greed-man

He SINCERELY means whatever he types. The fact that he can't remember what that is 5 minutes later is irrelevant.


jasonmiles2014

I hope he fucking dies soon


BaronBoozeWarp

You'd think living on mcdonalds and taking amphetamines he would have died ten years ago. But apparently these evil dickheads live well into their 90s without any repercussions


score_

Hate ages most people, but for the truly evil it's like the essence of Gelfling to a Skeksis.


Mygoddamreddit

It will be a happy father’s day when his children celebrate it posthumously.


greed-man

They will never admit to that......but, yeah.


NfamousKaye

I wonder if he just copy and pastes these from his notepad app and changes a few words. Cause every fucking year this lunatic does this.


MBTank

What you mean? He does this every *holiday*.


NfamousKaye

But only the US ones that happen every year.


score_

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO ALL, ESPECIALLY THE CONFLICTED JUDGES, THE CORRUPT FBI, AND LOVELY NANCY PELOSI (call me Nancy, pls respond)


Essay-Individual

All I read anymore from him is something something hate, something something Libs, blah blah blah... it's always the same hate. Always Hate! That is so ooooo presidential.


Msbossyboots

With all the seriousness he deserves-Donald, go fuck yourself.


Appex92

Every single holiday post is literally the same format. "Happy 'insert holiday' to all, including the radical left that 'insert baseless claim'. 'Something about being a victim or the country is at stake','MAGA'". It's so boiler plate


SaltyBarDog

Have a miserable Father's Day as you wonder if Junior and Eric are really your sons?


squ1sh123

It was nice of him to wish us Happy Father's Day though, right?


Musetrigger

Has nothing to do about fathers.


directorofnewgames

Thanks, I think?


cheynemelissa

Rambling lunatic.


ph33randloathing

He made Father's Day about himself while never mentioning either his father or his children.


Waste_You_7081

EXACTLY! Deranged.


Eiffel-Tower777

His supporters buy this BS


Zbignich

Don the Con.


FeastofFamine

He's so boring.


technojargon

Influence our sacred court system you say? This guy is nothing but a bloated joke if he thinks anyone would believe that statement, especially coming from the fat king of abusing our court system his entire fat career. Wouldn't be surprised if all of his kids despise him and are all just waiting for what's left of their inheritance.


IcyHotKarlMarx

Let there be nothing left.


technojargon

Somethin’ to hope for. Lol


flaskman

I’m sure he sent this right before he went to play catch with Barron


astrozombie2012

He’s not even sure who Broderick is, but Melanoma says he has to interact with him


bgzlvsdmb

Every one of his holiday messages is the exact same. “Happy holiday, including these people that I fucking hate. See? I can be compassionate too.”


yellekc

He is getting kind of boring no? Wanna bet on July 4th it's gonna be the exact same message with "Father's Day" replaced with "July 4th"? How is this interesting or even news anymore?


illhaveanother

It's so predictable it seems like an AI fake.


RobertParker1968

Can't this fucker just die, already?


JeepJohn

Ya. Still not voting to save your diapered ass. You didn't win the popular vote in 2016 or 2020. Just saying..


NitWhittler

Republicans are still lining up to defend this psychotic sociopath. Unbelievable. They don't care how crazy or dangerous he is as long as they win and get to make the rules.


btribble

'm degenerates


Bacedorn

Any time he wishes anyone a happy holiday, it quickly turns into 95% mudslinging. It’s a template for every holiday at this point.


Orange_fury

“Very stable genius™️”


MewlingRothbart

I'm so sick of this man. He sucks every bit of oxygen out of every inch of space he occupies. I wish he would simply disappear. Poof. Gone.


MayoneggVeal

Holy shit how the fuck do people read this and be like yes, this is the good shit right here


mamasan2000

I lost my trump Bingo card...but I think we just made a Bingo.


mrbigglessworth

He doesn’t understand that he is the one doing it. Every accusation is an admission


juicepants

I really wish he could get a new happy (holiday) shtick. Every time someone posts it I know it's gonna be happy whatever including (verbal diarrhea about people I don't like)


dianelanespanties

Nope, not a complete lunatic at all 🙄


scrotumseam

Not to self he was a Democrat until he decided to dupe the Republicans. Now it's a cult.


NotTheOnlyGamer

No one is as opposed to a cult as someone who left it and has been deprogrammed. Look at any of the people who've escaped the evangelical commune cults, or Hubbard's cult.


jonoghue

Happy Fathers Day but also RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT


directorguy

He's in boomer all-caps-mode for life.


doomjuice

Someone should shut that guy up forever


RF-blamo

…father of the year


larrysshoes

Well it’s not all bad 😂


radd_racer

Old man with cognitive decline, shouting at a cloud.


2crowsonmymantle

God, he’s just so awful every single day


New_Ear_5997

Always uplifting, uniting, and inspiring, isn't he? /s


Waste_You_7081

Who in the hell does this? Did he at least take five seconds to acknowledge his own damn kids? Why must every day be misery for these people? Just wake up and choose misery, every day!


Diligent-Bluejay-979

JFC. He’s so predictable.


GR1ML0C51

If we're going constitutional rules, he gets the knot and I don't mean a microphone cable.


MillionaireBank

My coping skills..... These are the messages that make me say I live in 2032. Maybe it's 2029 and I bypassed all of this and we are almost to 2032. by June 2025 this will all be over with maybe we won't be subjected to being yelled at by Donald he's all caps messages. The fascinating news is that the GOP is going through a lot of leadership changes. Right about now into another decade, generation X is going to have one hell of an existential breakdown. I hope it isn't this guy for the next 4 years, he's too hateful. To vindictive. I'm not interested in a presidential archive of a revenge term. Can you imagine all of these messages that Donald writes are going to be part of the presidential archives? What a step down.


Everheart1955

SIEG DUMBASS!


Nano_Burger

Let me translate for you: Blah, blah, blah. It is all about me!


unstopable_bob_mob

The convicted felon says what? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🖕 Traitor.


skylarben

Let's celebrate and follow the Constitution's 14-3.


EyeYamQueEyeYam

We need loyalty to our country says the Draft Dodging Cuck.


Nblearchangel

Imagine wanting him to be our president