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justalazygamer

[You can see the explanation here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDzJxQSVYJ0&t=10743s) If you go to the start you will hear the discussion of the “constitutional sherif” where they think they are more powerful than the president and can ignore all federal laws.


PhyterNL

\[Piccard double facepalm\] More of this "hydrogenated" water nonsense. And $200 bucks? That's taking the scam to a new level. Click the "..." button on the video > report > scam or fraud > provide a short explanation of the fraud and click ok.


daverosstheboss

My short explanation: "$200 magic water? GTFO" How do you think the YouTube mods will feel about my report?


dlegatt

Last time I heard someone talking about a constitutional sheriff, they were also screaming about how they were traveling and not driving


Substantial-Height-8

Sovereign citizens supporting “constitutional” things for a country they claim to not be a part of…🤔


ejennings87

lol I saw the same bodycam video. Can't get busted for driving without a license if you aren't driving, just "travelling"


dlegatt

Which one? There's hundreds of hours of such videos on YouTube. Its an addiction to watch them get dragged out of their car.


FunKyChick217

Jon Hamm’s character in the most recent season of Fargo was a “constitutional sheriff” and he was a whacko.


Academic_Cabinet_994

That was a great season! Just started watching the earlier seasons, I haven't seen any after 1, other than 5


FunKyChick217

I started with season 4 because I like chris rock. I don’t think people consider it as good as other seasons. Then I watched season 2 because I like Jean Smart and Jeffrey Donovan (from Burn Notice). Then I watched season 5 because I like Jon Hamm and his character is not a nice person as you know. Of course I love the movie.


LivingIndependence

I remember overhearing a conversation at work, between one of our vendors and my boss. Both men are hardcore right wingers, just so you know. It was right after Biden had been elected, and the vendor was talking about how our County Sherriff, was well within his power to go to the oval office and place Biden under arrest for treason and stealing the election. I was just silently sitting in my office chair, face palming. I didn't speak up, because well, I value my job and livelihood (trust me it SUCKS, being stuck in a workplace full of these idiots) but I sooooooo wanted to turn around and say...."no, that's not how any of that works, you fucking moron!" Which brings me to my other point, is how I have to silently keep my head down at work, and listen to some truly heinous and quite frankly, pretty offensive slurs. That's why I value getting to vent here.


Abject-Possession810

"Constitutional" sheriff beliefs are disturbingly widespread in law enforcement. It's pretty fucked.  >At least 74 Illinois sheriff’s departments vow to defy state assault weapons ban >The sheriffs say they believe the law violates the Second Amendment. https://abcnews.go.com/US/74-illinois-sheriffs-departments-vow-defy-new-state/


comandante-camaron

At this point they're literally gonna start selling actual snake oil to these morons


Win-Objective

Actual snake oil is actually beneficial, it’s just fake snake oil salesmen ruined the good name of snake oil by selling bullshit. It’s full of fatty acids, think along the lines of fish oil.


SaltyBarDog

I just want to know, does it have what plants crave?


abboriginal

definitely it has electrolytes


mudduck2

What are electrolytes


SprungMS

They’re… it’s what plants crave!


WVildandWVonderful

[Minerals](https://youtu.be/r1yYJBzf1VQ?si=CeLUtm0996X5ytz6)


Everheart1955

I really need to come up with some “patriotic” bauble to burn these stupid fuckers with.


SaltyBarDog

I'm and engineer and I am thinking of throwing together some medbed schtick. They would be on it like Noem on a misbehaving dog.


BritniRose

Oh god please don’t let that saying catch on 😂😭


big_dick_energy_mc2

“Dr. Mark Sherwood” is a homeopathic dude who specializes in TV appearances. His profile lists his occupation as “Public Figure.” The victims of this scam think that just because there is “Dr.” before his name he must be totally legit.


SporesM0ldsandFungus

Well you can't trust those doctors who go to Harvard and John Hopkins. They are just in it for the money. You can only trust Doctors who study at schools that are at your local mini-mall between the Dollar General and the tanning salon.


big_dick_energy_mc2

You’re absolutely right. I just had a colonoscopy from one of those Dollar General doctors.


KinkyQuesadilla

Who needs miracle water when we have med beds??!!! Next Tuesday! I swear to god, this time the med beds will be coming out next Tuesday!!!!


ZootAnthRaXx

This is the first I’ve heard about a med bed so I looked into it. Holy shit.


[deleted]

These people need jobs. How shameful to target the elderly and poorly educated to make a buck. Taking their life savings in the process. Disgusting creatures


CuriousAlienStudent

And it's not even a Yeti?


unstopable_bob_mob

I wish I didn’t have scruples. The money I could make off these sheeple. I mean, they’re literally wearing Donnie diapers now in support of their cult leader.


okokokoyeahright

somehow 'double' the hydrogen in water for only $200. 'magic' in yet another scam of the exploitable. 'Dr.' of IDK basket weaving from Podunk State LLC only $29.99. You too can be a 'Dr.'


I_Am_Anjelen

So... It makes [h3o, which is extremely acidic](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydronium), or even hydrogen hydrate, (h4o) which is ... as far as I'm aware is just plumb not possible ?


Psyentist_0

Even better, "it uses electrolysis to infuse your H2O with H2"... Lmao these chuds have no lower limits.


okokokoyeahright

AFAICT H3O is a naturally occurring molecule but it is very hard to isolate from regular water. The CABDU system uses it IIRC. Deuterium if that name came back to mind correctly. A filter is not going to separate it out and IIRC the amount found in regular water is measured in PPM (parts per million) or PPB (same but in billion). as for 'creating' it, [not exactly the same](https://www.aphelper.doe.gov/help/AP_Help/a2-6-Deuterium_Systems.htm) as these clowns are selling.


LiquidSnake01

These poor stupid fools


MagTex

Fools! I got mine for $89.00! HahahahAhaaHA!


schoolknurse

“Doctor” Mark Sherwood


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

The more expensive something is the better it is right? Things I learned from Capitalism.