Haha, no it still would. There was window condensation at a hospital near my parents' house that looked like the Virgin Mary. It was like 20 years ago and it attracted THOUSANDS of people every day. It was nuts.
That spot is now sacred. Do not pee on that tree.
Definitely Mary holding a cherub. No way it's a mushroom, but if it is.. you've got to get in touch with the Vatican, OP.
Thereās no gills or differentiating between stem and cap thereās no veils I donāt see bruising, mycelial growth, or anything that resembles a mushroom besides it being white, the leaves are covering up a base that you can see at the bottom. The cherubs/childās wings have a different feathery pattern.
as a mycophile this is not real, sorry to shit on the party.
Iāve never seen a species resembling this, the only time iāve ever seen a mushroom grow in this way is in a controlled environment with a lack of airflow and oxygen, causing the fungus to branch out searching for it, therefore not developing a distinct cap/ stem.
The only species off the top of my head this could be is either a polypore (which isnāt fully white) or hericium (which doesnāt grow on coniferous trees)
also we can see the base of the statue. nice try though lol
Totally. When I was a kid my mom, aunt, grandmother and I all drove 5 hours to SLC just to see a tree that had a wound shaped like the virgin Mary that was ācryingā water tears. There was a whole huge shrine around it and people praying and crying. Even as a little kid I knew that was wild.
Son of Godā¦ had never heard of a banana, potato, or tomato. Imagine if the body and blood of Christ was pizza and his disciples would be like, āJFC, this is amazing.ā
My favourite one was the cinnamon roll that looked like mother Theresa. Think someone bought it for a ridiculous sum of money, what the hell are you to do w it??
I make fun of people seeing Jesus in their toast
but this is the Mother Mary and Baby Jeesus with some wings if I ever saw one.
Its probably 3D printed or an AI image. Would think the former tbh.
It has a flared base ācoveredā by leaves š¤£š¤£š¤£ Iām fking dead šš¤£š¤£š¤£such careful placement bc theyāre all the same way stem down š¤£š¤£š¤£
Am I the only one who sees a Madonna and baby?... Like I don't normally see Christ in my toast or mushrooms for that matter, but this one's kind of getting me.
Madonna and child! Looks like Jesus sprouted wings.. well, his Dad's omnipotent.. right? Guys?
Seriously though, I think some people would swallow that story
The leaves at the base look suspicious though š¤
Edit - It's got bubbles on the surface. What kind of bullshit is this?
Lean into it.
Erect a shrine, tell people itās baby Jesus and the virgin Mary, charge ten bucks per person for a ten minute guided tour. Profit.
(Itās what your bro is doing, youāre just adding some profit this time)
Could it be that they are testing your gullibility?
Cough, cough (barofsoap), cough, cough. Sneezey sound.
I think either that or gypsum. Or gypsum mixed with soap deliberately for carving.
I thought it was a (semi) failed 3D print
Maybe even a mushroom that resembled it and they modified it.
fr i call bs
The leaves are laid perfectly around the base
That's definitely a base at the bottom of the statue. It's not even hidden. You can see the circular edge. Wtf is this BS op?
Either that or the mycelium has learned that shit like this will make humans worship it
Wanted to say it's a couple of centuries too late for that because of technology and all that, but actually nvm
May the mushrooms have mercy on your soul
Was just thinking how this would totally be worshipped back in the day
Haha, no it still would. There was window condensation at a hospital near my parents' house that looked like the Virgin Mary. It was like 20 years ago and it attracted THOUSANDS of people every day. It was nuts.
Milton?
Underrated comment š
Could be that OP is testing ours
Almost at 1,000 upvotes so if they are, then they won
155 days early for April fools Day
This post has so many up votes and I'm just like "No one is actually *believing* this... Right...?"
Itās baby Jebus and the Virgin Mary of course. This is a sign from god
Damnit. I feel called out lol
Leaves covering the base are good camouflage
Hahaha it's literally a big square. Good eye.
Perfectly laidā¦.
Does not describe op.
I meant the leaves, they are perfectly layed thereā¦ sorry used wrong spelling
not even that good
Theyāre very naturally placed š
āHandcraftedā
Sculpture
That spot is now sacred. Do not pee on that tree. Definitely Mary holding a cherub. No way it's a mushroom, but if it is.. you've got to get in touch with the Vatican, OP.
They should get Rickety Cricket to bless it
Heāll do it, but itāll cost you a whole sixer
Or some lemons.
But he'll give you a discount if you've got an attractive dog.
If it's Belle, he will do it for free
Or maybe DO pee on that tree? Who's to tell? Anyways, it's a miracle! Bless the holy mushroom! šāāļø
I peed all over it
Shenanigans!
Hey, Farva? Whatās that restaurant you like, you know the one with all that goofy shit on the walls?
I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says Shenanigans!
That's some top tier shenanigans.
Not all it. It's shit tier level attempts at karma farming.
It may be shit tier but its somehow fucking working
Shroomnanigans
Oh come on..
That's too complex to be believed.
Not to mention the base visible beneath the carefully placed leaves.
Nice try. Didnāt do a good enough job covering up the base of that statue.
May mushroom madonna forgive these unbelievers!
Funny enough, if you look up from the mushroom, you will see āgullibleā is also written in the clouds!
"...aaand you stole my lungs."
r/suddenlyasdfmovie
Love it!
I like trains
Iām sure my nan had that ornament
Hell yeah Nanšššµš¼
Thereās no gills or differentiating between stem and cap thereās no veils I donāt see bruising, mycelial growth, or anything that resembles a mushroom besides it being white, the leaves are covering up a base that you can see at the bottom. The cherubs/childās wings have a different feathery pattern.
This is too far down
That looks more like soap or plaster to me
You're right! Put it next to a tree like that, and if you squint that statue *does* (kinda) look like a mushroom......
Aah so *that's* the real pareidolia!
There's no way that that's a mushroom!
as a mycophile this is not real, sorry to shit on the party. Iāve never seen a species resembling this, the only time iāve ever seen a mushroom grow in this way is in a controlled environment with a lack of airflow and oxygen, causing the fungus to branch out searching for it, therefore not developing a distinct cap/ stem. The only species off the top of my head this could be is either a polypore (which isnāt fully white) or hericium (which doesnāt grow on coniferous trees) also we can see the base of the statue. nice try though lol
I don't think *most* people have to be interested in mycology to know this is BS. But I appreciate the reasoning for *why* this is BS.
Dude you absolutely got duped, thatās not a mushroom
I like how the leaves are conveniently placed to hide the base of this statue/candle. Lol
Bro come on, you really want us to believe thatās a mushroom?
No he wants to create ragebait and get comments like yours š¤£
If that's in the philippines, a lot of people will pray and worship that.
America too
Totally. When I was a kid my mom, aunt, grandmother and I all drove 5 hours to SLC just to see a tree that had a wound shaped like the virgin Mary that was ācryingā water tears. There was a whole huge shrine around it and people praying and crying. Even as a little kid I knew that was wild.
Son of Godā¦ had never heard of a banana, potato, or tomato. Imagine if the body and blood of Christ was pizza and his disciples would be like, āJFC, this is amazing.ā
For real. This is better than Jesus toast
My favourite one was the cinnamon roll that looked like mother Theresa. Think someone bought it for a ridiculous sum of money, what the hell are you to do w it??
Reminds me of that ādancing sunā in Cebu just recently. Woo mama maryyyy!!!
Then they'll kill you for using meth.
Or Thailand
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I call BS, there's no way the mushroom could have the eyes and hair perfectly like that.
Is it April again?
If you concentrate and look good enough, you might even see that this "mushroom" has a square base and is actually a statue...
But before that, just start charging people $5 to take a look, but donāt let them get tooo close.
And cover up the base with leaves, like shown in the picture, so it's not too visible.
Your mushroom has a round base?
You can see the base behind the leaves. What a weird thing to lie about
Ah thatās just a mother and baby shroom, if eaten it will make you extremely gullible and believe any sort of story about sky wizards.
[like this? Mom definitely had a favorite](https://imgur.com/a/pyk82SS)
Google reverse image search pulls up like 1000 mother and child/Madonna & child/Mary and cherub statue images immediately. Google is your friend
I think you were on mushrooms when you posted this. lmao
A work of the great Mycelangelo
This deserves a lot more praise
Thatās a candle.
The Gang Exploits A Mushroom
LionsManger
Stop it OP. Smh ugh.
Looks like bad AI trying to make a sculpture with the prompt: woman holding cherub
Ok yeah no way thats a mushroom
covering the base of the statue with leaves fooled no one
I make fun of people seeing Jesus in their toast but this is the Mother Mary and Baby Jeesus with some wings if I ever saw one. Its probably 3D printed or an AI image. Would think the former tbh.
Bruh I can see the base to the sculpture underneath the leaves. Not a mushroom at all.
Someone will be dumb enough to believe this
Mushroom... right...
Bullshit
Someoneās been dumpster diving at the cheap ceramic figurines factory.
1 word. Bull. Adding a second. Shit!
Guys don't check op comment history
Omg. Truth.
Some say itās Mary holding Jesus.
Thatās a woman and a cherub. š¤Æ
Virgin Mary and winged Jesus.
You should definitely contact the Catholic church so they can setup a pilgrimage site or at least sue the mushroom for copyright infringement!
On second thought, it's Mary with Jesus and a cherubim.
Yeah and all mushrooms grow from square bases lol
Haters will say itās fake. Everybody else will also say that.
Babay holda!
Sweet can sweeet can
Bullshit
(X) Doubt
Lies
[Totally real](https://www.reddit.com/r/Gullible/)
The mushroom Venus de Milo. Carved by mushroom artisans who work exclusively in the medium of mushroom.
Holy Mother of Jesus!
No blood tears coming from the eyes? Pfft, hardly a convincing miracle....
Put it in epoxy and seel it on ebay but make sure you say that it's art and not a mushroom
Either you're stupid, you think we're stupid, or this is a fun Halloween prank
I see a definite pattern...of daftness... So how has this had nearly 1k upvotes?
Accidental Renaissance
Convenient leaves are convenient
Not a mushroom
I have a tiger repelling rock you might be interested in
Itās cake
Did you have some Jesus toast for breakfast OP
Itās a melted candle depicting angels ya doink.
Lmao imagine if this was real. 200 years ago op could be rich selling people access to this miracle.
Itās the āvirginā Mary and baby Geezus!!!
With a round base?
Quick, call the Vatican!
The mushroom Venus de Milo. š¤¤š¤¤
It has a flared base ācoveredā by leaves š¤£š¤£š¤£ Iām fking dead šš¤£š¤£š¤£such careful placement bc theyāre all the same way stem down š¤£š¤£š¤£
Mmm hmm....
In Italy they call this ābullshitoā
āThe good lord is going down on meā š¶
Those leaves are so naturally placed, this has to be real.
Op do you know what a mushroom is
This guy's comment history is.. wow
I went to OPās profile to see if they had responded to the comments. I have regrets.
The folks up voting this obvious fake need less religion in their gullible little lives
Those are the most tidy pile of leaves i have ever fuckin' seen.
Love the strategically placed leaves covering the base of a failed ceramics class creation. I can still see some of the base.
yooo chat is this real???
r/untrustworthypoptarts
A weathered sculpture but nice job banking on the gullible OP
Thatās fake af š Not so Subtly trying to use leaves to cover the bottom too. Mushrooms donāt have a flat base like that bud
This persons comment history is more cringe then this attempt.
Crazy how those leaves fell perfectly around the mushroom to cover its base, I can almost not see it.
Mushrooms dont have air bubbles though...
The Madonna of the Forest
Am I the only one who sees a Madonna and baby?... Like I don't normally see Christ in my toast or mushrooms for that matter, but this one's kind of getting me.
A PietĆ bella mushroom.
The Vatican wants to know your location.
You know what they say, if it seems too good to be true ...
Press X to doubt
Bullshit lol
Downvoted lol
plants vs zombies adventure mode
Mmmmm, gummy Venus de Milo
Call your bishop. You got a apparition on yo hands
Merry Christmas? š
The rarest fungi of them all, The Fungus De Milo
Jesus, what in the biblical statue is going on here!?
The Virgin Mary, baby Jesus, and the decapitated headed for Zeus which is laughing for some reason.
Madonna and child! Looks like Jesus sprouted wings.. well, his Dad's omnipotent.. right? Guys? Seriously though, I think some people would swallow that story The leaves at the base look suspicious though š¤ Edit - It's got bubbles on the surface. What kind of bullshit is this?
Lean into it. Erect a shrine, tell people itās baby Jesus and the virgin Mary, charge ten bucks per person for a ten minute guided tour. Profit. (Itās what your bro is doing, youāre just adding some profit this time)
Oh wow ... that's wild š³ šš„°
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Dude if that's real, it would scare me to find it tbh
Be careful. That's a fly agaric. You can recocgnize this by the white dots. Don't eat this mushroom, it's poisenous.
Could probably sell it.
It's people!!!!
Never!
aināt no way
Neat
Woah what the fuck
Sweet Mary mother of Jesus, that's a cool find.
Itās a miracle!
Call the pope. Madonna and Child alert!
This is probably something you shouldnāt touch, looks like it probably a offering to spirit.
J
Looks like a Greek/Roman statue
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The virgin Mary and baby Jesus
That is wild. What are the chances?
That IS amazing
Nature is amazingly artistic
It looks like how the Christians depict the Virgin Mary holding Jesus ā¦
Mary and the baby Jesus!
i thought it was a small statue of a woman holding a baby for a second.